Why Would Anyone Brag About This

I'm about to scare you with one little word moderators when I say twitch mod or Reddit mod Discord mod you immediately get a picture of someone in your head and it's not a very flattering image I imagine you're probably picturing someone that looks like ergot out of League of Legends you know someone with pizza grease dripping down their poop stain trousers in a dark room uh some sex-obsessed loser who's always just scheming and talking about getting laid it's become a very negative title it's mainly just become an insult you know you call someone a twitch mod during an argument like hey Buster stupid face you look like a twitch mod it's like oh why I never what did you say to me Twitch mod put them up then tough guy you know it's just it's it's a title that's got a very bad reputation over the last few years and right now there's a viral clip going around where it's claiming a twitch mod said these really weird thing things during a stream moment but uh I met I met a girl who's a streamer I went up to her I hug her and I came in my pants man's looking like he's about to come in his pants again just talking about it Reminiscing on the Glory Days of that hug so the title that's going around with this video is that this is a twitch mod for a famous female streamer and that's not exactly the truth of this situation that's a bogus phony baloney story here a load of horseradish just used to generate extra clicks and attention on the video I actually immediately recognized the guy in the video here because I'm like a [ __ ] librarian when it comes to internet degeneracy I'm like Jarvis in Tony Stark's Iron Man suit just this damn near omniscient AI but all I can fixate on is dog [ __ ] internet weird stuff so I recognized him and he is like a real world anime character full of mystery and Mystique there is actually an entire pseudo documentary about him which I'll talk about a little bit more but let me show you the rest of the clip before doing a full dive I think you need to get laid a little more exactly exactly yeah was she hot though was she like super duper duper hot yeah like I mean this forgivable that she was super duper duper hot yeah yeah now if she was only super duper hot this would be unforgivable but she was super duper duper hot and I mean I think we can all understand a little premature ejaculation from hug contact there obviously I mean that's the threshold that's that's the rules so that's the clip that's really popped off because it's a goofily awful embarrassing moment captured and he is very proud about the ejaculatory experience here from a simple hug like actual busted nut from a hug I mean that's something that you couldn't torture that information out of me like you couldn't you couldn't waterboard me enough to have me admit to ejaculating from a [ __ ] hug and yet here's this man at a bar just telling it like it's an old war story or something and he's got like an audience around him that's like oh interesting there brother what the [ __ ] yeah it's a very weird clip and people keep pointing and laughing at him obviously but they also keep calling him a twitch mod and that's just not accurate now full transparency here there is a possibility that he was at some point someone's twitch mod but it's not who they were claiming and he's not known for being a mod of any popular streamers or any female streamers for that matter but there is a chance that he does or has modded for someone or some people in the past that information I don't fully have knowledge on but I do know a lot more about this guy than most people seem to which is surprising because he's actually very well known in the twitch Community there is a whole documentary about him he is a was a 27 year old virgin at the time of filming this video here and it's a very open and honest look into his whole life he became known for his extremely aggressively sexual comments in people's stream chats female streamers stream chats as well as his tweets where they're all just sexually charged a lot of them are about pegging and just how often he's nutting it making his [ __ ] face his orgasm face like it's all very sexually charged stuff so he got a reputation for being like creepy for that and what's very interesting is that he actually opens this interview with the channel built differently with the exact same speech the exact same proud monologue that he just gave in this viral clip that came out two days ago well there was one at one time when I met St Peach she gave me a hug I met her the first time and uh I ended up choosing my pants I ended up leaving the convention going back to my hotel room changing my underwear and my pants and then going back to the convention it's got sad music playing like Mr Krabs on the world's smallest violin but he seems very proud of this he's now told this story twice this feels like it must have been the most exciting moment of an entire being like the entire 27 years he spent on this planet all led up to that moment of filled trousers from the hug so like he he's just very upfront with everything about himself and he is a virgin or was a virgin when this was filmed which I imagine most of you are saying like yeah that sounds about right that's par for the course being a moderator but his story like his X-Men origin story is probably a little different than what you're expecting he is a Virgin by choice he had a girlfriend he says it'd been about 10 years and the reason they broke up is because he didn't want to [ __ ] her without a condom and she was insistent on him clapping her cheeks raw I mean of course you have to take all this with a grain of salt there's a there's a possibility he's just making up erotica fanfic here it could not be real but he is telling this story about his previous girlfriend in 10 years and he doesn't masturbate and he doesn't watch porn all he does now is have wet dreams and make sexually charged tweets and [ __ ] all the time he also then told the story about how he went up to some girl's hotel room during a convention and she got naked and then he said nope I'm out of here not doing that he is saving himself for the right girl so he is a Virgin by choice until he meets a [ __ ] angel which is totally fine you know he shouldn't feel pressured into having sex if he doesn't want to but then on the flip side of that coin why is he always talking about sex like that that is his whole brand is always talking about sex he has built a reputation on Twitter for like replying to female streamers tweets with like pictures of himself and then making conversational sexual topics out of it it's so it's very weird so if he is choosing not to have sex why does he just always talk about it and then in the same interview the interview is fascinating by the way in that same interview he says that there's really no streamer that he'd even want to date yet he is always like horny posting in their chats and on Twitter it's so interesting I think one other time uh this was like the third twitchcon but this was like at a party when I was drunk [Music] yeah there was a bunch of girls dancing up on me and then I just I yeah that's that's badass Dallas he's also just constantly dumping yogurt into his pants anytime there's physical contact with a woman it seems he he tells a couple instances here where he once again blows his load in his pants these like this is the beginning of the the beginning of the interview here so he was just like proud of it it seems like three times out of the week I usually wake up and it's like a puddle if I did I would feel out of place you know what I mean oh dude I just forgot that you come on this bed I'm sorry I should be sitting there all right yeah just no since he doesn't masturbate allegedly it sounds like his body is rebelling against him so he says about three times a week he wakes up in puddles of [ __ ] which is that's a terrible way of starting your day waking up in a puddle of come just splish splashing and come every time you wake up that sounds [ __ ] terrible and what I want to talk about briefly here is the way his room is decorated you can see all of the twitch merchandise twitch everything and then a twitch streamers photo on the shelf behind his bed so he very clearly lives and breathes the twitch ecosystem and I legitimately do find that very sad I don't think anyone should make a hobby their whole personality no matter what it is whether you're a big fan of twitch streamers or anything like that it should never become your whole personality where everything you do kind of revolves around it and that's the impression I kind of get from him where he spends so much time in all of these streamers chats and a lot of what he says is sexually charged and it translates into the real world where he has all of this twitch stuff everywhere including like a picture of a streamer that he really really likes it almost makes it seem like something out of Hey Arnold with Helga and like the you know the monument she builds for Arnold it's just it's it's an obsession and that's not good sure because I ejaculate so much in my sleep that I the first girl I ever have sex with I'm gonna getting her pregnant I also know that because like I got tested for my sperm and it's like I got like those double-headed my sperm count is up there the potent God seed I suppose talking about like double-headed sperm man's got [ __ ] Chimera sperm I guess wild stuff like I said it's a very fascinating interview they eventually take him to a strip club it it's it's all very wacky but yeah I guess the only thing I really wanted to focus on is that the story is wrong around that clip he's not a twitch mod he's something much more than that he's been well known in the community for a long time now and still of course a very weird clip uh in fact a series of very weird clips from him and very weird tweets and twitch chat messages over the years but yeah I just want to talk about this a little bit and that's about it see ya

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Length: 10min 20sec (620 seconds)

Published: Sat Jun 03 2023