Why Star Wars: The Last Jedi is a Complete Cinematic Failure

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I don't know how you make a movie as bad as the<font color="#CCCCCC"> last Jedi it takes one of the</font> most beloved franchises of all time <font color="#CCCCCC">throws it in the trunk</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> of a</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> car</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and then</font> backs it into a river<font color="#CCCCCC"> I'll probably keep</font> going to see these<font color="#E5E5E5"> movies just because</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">it's interesting to see how much money</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">you can spend setting a dumpster on</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> fire</font> but<font color="#E5E5E5"> I definitely have no emotional</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">investment in</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> this terrible fan fiction</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">written by a gang of idiot children</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> this</font> movie fails on so<font color="#CCCCCC"> many</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> levels that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I</font> don't even<font color="#CCCCCC"> know</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> if I can cover all</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> of</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">them</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> in one</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> video but</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I'll try</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and real</font> quick before<font color="#E5E5E5"> any of you complain that</font> this<font color="#E5E5E5"> movie came out six months</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> ago you</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">just got done celebrating a Star Wars</font> holiday<font color="#E5E5E5"> so don't tell me</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that this isn't</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">relevant</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> this is a detailed analysis and</font> I had to wait<font color="#CCCCCC"> for the</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> frickin</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> thing to</font> come out<font color="#E5E5E5"> on blu-ray so I</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> can actually</font> pull the scenes and<font color="#CCCCCC"> show you just how</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">bad they are so yeah let's just</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> get into</font> it <font color="#E5E5E5">number one</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> mad libs are not good</font> storytelling<font color="#CCCCCC"> now any modern Star Wars</font> movie<font color="#CCCCCC"> is gonna look good I mean they're</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">syncing millions of Disney dollars into</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">the special effects so the problem is</font> not that<font color="#E5E5E5"> there's not enough lasers or</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">spaceships or explosions</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the problem</font> with the last Jedi<font color="#E5E5E5"> is that it's a</font> narrative cluster<font color="#E5E5E5"> with a bunch of</font> characters<font color="#E5E5E5"> whose actions only</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> make</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> sense</font> if<font color="#E5E5E5"> you assume that they were the type of</font> kids who had to wear a helmet to gym class<font color="#CCCCCC"> now the force awakens was really</font> bad<font color="#E5E5E5"> but at least it kind of set up</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> for</font> another movie<font color="#CCCCCC"> that could have been good</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">if the first movie is the stupid goofy</font> action adventure<font color="#E5E5E5"> the second movie is the</font> chance<font color="#E5E5E5"> to start really defining</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> your</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">characters show us that Ray has some</font> sort<font color="#E5E5E5"> of</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> weakness or</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> trial to overcome</font> and that<font color="#E5E5E5"> this trilogy is more than just</font> the<font color="#E5E5E5"> Mary</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Sue</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> space</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Chronicles show us</font> that<font color="#CCCCCC"> finn is a hero</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and not just a</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">vehicle for bad jokes I'll be</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> George I'm</font> in<font color="#E5E5E5"> charge now phasma</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I'll bring it down</font> and show us how<font color="#CCCCCC"> our favorite</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> characters</font> from<font color="#CCCCCC"> the old movies have changed and</font> evolved in meaningful<font color="#CCCCCC"> ways</font> but here's<font color="#E5E5E5"> the thing</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> about trying to</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">evolve your characters</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you should</font> probably have some<font color="#CCCCCC"> sort of plan</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and no</font> not a<font color="#E5E5E5"> super secret plan that you don't</font> tell anyone<font color="#CCCCCC"> else about</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> see I made the</font> mistake of assuming<font color="#E5E5E5"> that JJ Abrams had</font> some sort of spreadsheet somewhere that said look<font color="#E5E5E5"> here's who this guy is here's</font> why she has these powers<font color="#CCCCCC"> here's why Luke</font> Skywalker's rotting away<font color="#E5E5E5"> on an island</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">that's why I honestly did not believe it</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">when they said no</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Rian</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> Johnson had</font> complete<font color="#E5E5E5"> creative control to do</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> whatever</font> the<font color="#CCCCCC"> fuck he wanted JJ wrote drafts four</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">eight</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> nine</font> then Ryan arrived and rewrote the last Jedi entirely<font color="#E5E5E5"> Ryan didn't keep anything</font> from the first draft<font color="#E5E5E5"> of</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the episode</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">eight script</font> so basically JJ Abrams invented all these characters and set up all these plot threads and then<font color="#CCCCCC"> told</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> Bryan Johnson</font> I don't care do whatever you want they basically<font color="#CCCCCC"> played Star Wars mad libs give</font> me the name<font color="#CCCCCC"> of a character</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> Snoke</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> all</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">right now give me some adjectives</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">pointless</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> irrelevant</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> insignificant I'm</font> sorry man<font color="#CCCCCC"> but if you're gonna write an</font> epic story that unfolds over<font color="#E5E5E5"> three</font> movies<font color="#CCCCCC"> you need to plan out an arc where</font> are these<font color="#E5E5E5"> characters going to begin</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">where are they</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> going to go to and where</font> will they end up for instance<font color="#E5E5E5"> and the</font> force awakens<font color="#E5E5E5"> Finn's character arc</font> starts the moment<font color="#CCCCCC"> he rejects</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the first</font> order specifically represented in the story<font color="#E5E5E5"> by the character of</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Captain</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> phasma</font> I'm sorry<font color="#CCCCCC"> yes</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> phasma is the catalyst for</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">Finn's entire character and she should</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">be treated as more than just</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> a random</font> bad guy<font color="#CCCCCC"> if I was</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> planning out a proper</font> character arc I would probably revise this<font color="#E5E5E5"> scene where Finn fights a random</font> guy with a laser stick to flesh out<font color="#E5E5E5"> the</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">character we've been selling action</font> figures<font color="#CCCCCC"> of for over a year</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> as the</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> first</font> battle between<font color="#E5E5E5"> Finn and phasma we would</font> see the<font color="#E5E5E5"> difference in their power levels</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">Finn is a random grunt stormtrooper with</font> only<font color="#E5E5E5"> the</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> most</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> basic</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> of training</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> whereas</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">Captain phasma is a battle-hardened</font> warrior<font color="#E5E5E5"> in this first battle she will</font> completely kick his ass<font color="#E5E5E5"> and he will</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">barely escaped with his</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> life</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> then in the</font> second movie we<font color="#E5E5E5"> will have another battle</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">between</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> these two to show how thin has</font> grown<font color="#E5E5E5"> we will see that he is no</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> longer a</font> scared coward but has trained himself to<font color="#E5E5E5"> be a</font> formidable opponent we will see that phasma's arrogance<font color="#E5E5E5"> has caused her to</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">become complacent</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that she will be</font> shocked to<font color="#E5E5E5"> discover that her former</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">underling can now battle her to a</font> standstill<font color="#CCCCCC"> then in the</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> third movie it</font> all comes full circle<font color="#CCCCCC"> in the final</font> battle we see that<font color="#CCCCCC"> finn</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> has reached the</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">apex of</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> his training</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> he has become a</font> masterful<font color="#E5E5E5"> warrior maybe he has</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> force</font> powers<font color="#E5E5E5"> whatever</font> whereas phasma's hate caused her to<font color="#E5E5E5"> grow</font> stagnant<font color="#E5E5E5"> and weak Finn's virtue is what</font> gave him<font color="#CCCCCC"> the strength to fulfill his</font> destiny<font color="#CCCCCC"> he will defeat phasma on the</font> battlefield<font color="#E5E5E5"> showing that good triumphs</font> over evil<font color="#CCCCCC"> and completing his hero's</font> journey but instead<font color="#E5E5E5"> because we have no</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">plan for either character</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> this</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> is the</font> arc<font color="#E5E5E5"> first movie</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">Finn</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> froze phasma in a trash compactor</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">would we do with a trash compactor</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">second movie fin hits phasma</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> upside the</font> head<font color="#CCCCCC"> with a lightsaber and maybe she</font> dies<font color="#CCCCCC"> I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> don't know</font> third movie she's maybe gonna<font color="#E5E5E5"> come back</font> and if she does<font color="#CCCCCC"> come back I can only</font> assume<font color="#CCCCCC"> that finn is</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> gonna whoop her ass</font> a third time then<font color="#CCCCCC"> Ryder around the</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">Deathstar</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> like a horse</font> this lack of<font color="#E5E5E5"> planning is without a</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> doubt</font> the<font color="#CCCCCC"> biggest problem with the new Star</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">Wars trilogy</font> however some idiots are saying it's actually good because<font color="#E5E5E5"> it subverts</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> our</font> expectations<font color="#CCCCCC"> so yeah after this movie</font> came out<font color="#E5E5E5"> a bunch of people who thought</font> they<font color="#CCCCCC"> were much</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> smarter than they</font> actually are wrote a bunch<font color="#E5E5E5"> of articles</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">about how the</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> movie is</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> good because it</font> subverts our expectations which is a stupid<font color="#CCCCCC"> way of saying it's unpredictable</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">mother if you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> really wanted to</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you could</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">make a Star Wars movie that ends</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> with</font> Jar Jar Binks<font color="#CCCCCC"> hanging off on Han Solo's</font> grave<font color="#CCCCCC"> just because the movie is</font> unpredictable<font color="#CCCCCC"> doesn't</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> make it good when</font> your movie<font color="#E5E5E5"> is constantly throwing</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">curveballs at the audience</font> it becomes a disorienting<font color="#E5E5E5"> mess let's</font> count them<font color="#E5E5E5"> out</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> one in a highly dramatic</font> moment<font color="#E5E5E5"> ray finds Luke and gives him his</font> lightsaber but gotcha Luke doesn't<font color="#E5E5E5"> give</font> a shit<font color="#CCCCCC"> and shucks it off a</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> cliff number</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">two a TIE fighter destroys Leia ship</font> leaving<font color="#CCCCCC"> her to die in</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> space but gotcha</font> she has<font color="#CCCCCC"> floaty force powers so she</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">doesn't die number</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> three</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">Finn and Rose have to find the master</font> code breaker <font color="#E5E5E5">no other person in the galaxy could</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">Sibley handle disabling the hyper speed</font> tracker but gotcha turns out this random act<font color="#E5E5E5"> just happens</font> to be<font color="#CCCCCC"> capable</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> of doing the exact</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> same</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">number</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> four</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> so they go with the Tweaker</font> dude<font color="#CCCCCC"> to shut down the hyperspace tracker</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">but catch</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it it's a trap</font> number five<font color="#E5E5E5"> hold o is an incapable</font> commander who is<font color="#CCCCCC"> going to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> get everybody</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">killed but gotcha</font> she's actually got a super cool secret <font color="#E5E5E5">plan number</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> six</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> Snoke is an amazing and</font> important Jedi Master Kakashi<font color="#E5E5E5"> he's just</font> a guy<font color="#CCCCCC"> and now he's dead</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it doesn't</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">matter</font> number seven<font color="#E5E5E5"> Rey's parents</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> oh my god we</font> have to<font color="#E5E5E5"> find out</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> who's</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> rapin</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Oh</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> gotcha</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">they're just there nobody it doesn't</font> matter number eight Finn's gonna<font color="#E5E5E5"> die</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> No gotcha</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">number nine Luke fights kylo Ren to the</font> death but gotcha<font color="#E5E5E5"> it was a force</font> bridgetta was a magic ghost but gotcha <font color="#CCCCCC">he dies anyway</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> a double gotcha</font> [Music] here's the thing<font color="#CCCCCC"> Lee I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> am your father</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">revealed from Empire is so great</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> because</font> it's completely<font color="#CCCCCC"> unexpected</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> but</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the last</font> Jedi<font color="#E5E5E5"> has so many plot twists that you</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">stop being surprised by them and just</font> start<font color="#E5E5E5"> getting annoyed</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> if you actually</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">think it's brilliant that this movie</font> plays out like an episode of candid camera<font color="#E5E5E5"> then I'm sorry</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you're an idiot</font> number<font color="#E5E5E5"> three believe women this purple</font> haired lady<font color="#E5E5E5"> is</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> holed oh who looks</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> like</font> she's<font color="#E5E5E5"> about to hold an intersectional</font> lecture on<font color="#E5E5E5"> modern Afrocentric feminism</font> rather than<font color="#E5E5E5"> command a fleet of rebel</font> soldiers but<font color="#E5E5E5"> Leia gets knocked</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the fuck</font> out so the liberal arts<font color="#E5E5E5"> major is up to</font> bat<font color="#E5E5E5"> now real quick I want</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to make it</font> clear<font color="#CCCCCC"> that this is not</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> an attack on</font> diversity<font color="#CCCCCC"> space is a real big place and</font> it makes sense<font color="#E5E5E5"> that it's populated by</font> more<font color="#CCCCCC"> than just weirdo aliens</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> a bunch of</font> white people<font color="#CCCCCC"> and one black guy that</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">being said</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> Rian Johnson's attempt</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to</font> inject feminism<font color="#E5E5E5"> into Star Wars has</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">backfired horribly</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and here's why</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> now</font> first of all<font color="#E5E5E5"> this character</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> obviously</font> should have been<font color="#CCCCCC"> Admiral</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> Ackbar or Mon</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">Mothma</font> or someone the audience<font color="#CCCCCC"> actually has an</font> emotional<font color="#E5E5E5"> connection to but okay we're</font> stuck with the lesbian bookstore owner <font color="#CCCCCC">the real problem however</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> is whole those</font> bafflingly<font color="#E5E5E5"> idiotic decision</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to have a</font> special secret plan<font color="#E5E5E5"> for no reason</font> whatsoever<font color="#CCCCCC"> tell us</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that we have a plan</font> even when<font color="#CCCCCC"> Poe threatens mutiny and takes</font> hold<font color="#CCCCCC"> Oh prisoner</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> all she says is well</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">okay not much I can do about</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that guess</font> you're in charge<font color="#E5E5E5"> now Popo</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> no</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> all she</font> needs<font color="#E5E5E5"> to do in that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> moment is say -</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> Poe</font> listen<font color="#E5E5E5"> both let's sit on down</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> we'll have</font> some green milk<font color="#E5E5E5"> and I will tell you</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">about the secret</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> plan so you stop trying</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">to commit high treason</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> and here's the</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">thing what is the moral of the flawed</font> interactions between<font color="#CCCCCC"> hold oh and</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> Poe</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">most obvious moral is to be subservient</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">to</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> authority and blindly trust your</font> superiors now I don't know about you but <font color="#CCCCCC">that</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> sounds</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> like</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> something the bad guys</font> would<font color="#E5E5E5"> say I wonder if a bunch of people</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">just carrying out orders</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> ever resulted</font> in something<font color="#CCCCCC"> bad</font> oh yeah however the real<font color="#CCCCCC"> moral is the</font> ultimate exercise<font color="#CCCCCC"> in jamming politically</font> correct politics<font color="#E5E5E5"> into a kids movie with</font> all<font color="#E5E5E5"> the subtle nuance of a bad guy</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">literally named General Grievous</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">si ho thinks he's a better leader than</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">hold</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> o because he's a man</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> so he starts</font> mansplaining look at this mansplaining<font color="#E5E5E5"> such a</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">mansplain ER</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> but what he really</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> should</font> have<font color="#CCCCCC"> done is trust women you know no</font> matter what<font color="#E5E5E5"> it doesn't matter what the</font> situation<font color="#CCCCCC"> even if it seems like that</font> particular woman<font color="#E5E5E5"> is about to get you and</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">everyone you love incinerated by a</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">million lasers just trust her she knows</font> what's<font color="#E5E5E5"> best</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> she is living her</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> truth</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">hashtag me</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> too</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> hashtag</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> times up in</font> summary an assortment of differently <font color="#E5E5E5">colored</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> people holding hands under</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> a</font> rainbow<font color="#E5E5E5"> awesome I'm totally down with</font> that<font color="#CCCCCC"> everybody</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> getting killed because</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">they didn't trust women</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> enough Jesus</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">Christ</font> number<font color="#E5E5E5"> four hyperspace is broken alright</font> so<font color="#E5E5E5"> Star Wars is a shared</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> universe right</font> there's books graphic<font color="#E5E5E5"> novels video games</font> all<font color="#E5E5E5"> sorts of bullshit</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> so when you're</font> contributing<font color="#E5E5E5"> to</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> a shared</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> universe</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you</font> have<font color="#CCCCCC"> to be really careful about changing</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">the rules of that universe</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> because it</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">changes it for everything with</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> a</font> Florian's<font color="#CCCCCC"> or</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> microscopic life-form that</font> resides within<font color="#E5E5E5"> if you tell me that</font> spider-man is<font color="#CCCCCC"> a transsexual werewolf all</font> the<font color="#CCCCCC"> spider-man</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> now has to deal</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> with your</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">horrible creative decision with that in</font> mind<font color="#E5E5E5"> let's talk about how</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Rian</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> Johnson</font> has<font color="#E5E5E5"> the concept of hyperspace</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> forever</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">hyperspace used to be a pretty simple</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">concept</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> your ship isn't</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> just traveling</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">really fast because</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> then you would smash</font> into planets with the force of a nuclear bomb<font color="#E5E5E5"> no you enter</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> like a different</font> dimension<font color="#CCCCCC"> and</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> then pop out a wormhole</font> somewhere else<font color="#CCCCCC"> but ryan johnson believes</font> that hyperspace is just going<font color="#CCCCCC"> really</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">fast so fast that a mid-sized</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> cruiser</font> traveling at hyperspace<font color="#E5E5E5"> can apparently</font> destroy not only the flagship of the <font color="#E5E5E5">first order but</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> like a couple</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> star</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">destroyers as well</font> what the<font color="#E5E5E5"> fuck</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> not I'll read Star Wars</font> books<font color="#E5E5E5"> but as far as</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I can</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> tell</font> hyperspace has been<font color="#E5E5E5"> around for like tens</font> of thousands<font color="#E5E5E5"> of years and if you know</font> anything<font color="#CCCCCC"> about technology in the real</font> world<font color="#CCCCCC"> every time we invent</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> something the</font> military<font color="#E5E5E5"> tries to figure</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> out</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> whether</font> it can be used as a weapon<font color="#CCCCCC"> so you're</font> telling me that<font color="#E5E5E5"> this purple haired lady</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">is the first person to</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> recognize that</font> you can just launch a ship<font color="#CCCCCC"> at hyperspace</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">and basically kill</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> anything</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> if that's</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">the case everybody</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> should just</font> immediately start building empty ships and then just launch<font color="#E5E5E5"> the ships at each</font> other like missiles<font color="#E5E5E5"> and again this ruins</font> the shared universe<font color="#CCCCCC"> of Star Wars because</font> any<font color="#E5E5E5"> time from now on</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that there is a big</font> epic space battle<font color="#CCCCCC"> I'm gonna be sitting</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">there</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> going</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> why don't you just</font> hyperspace like one of your ships at the <font color="#CCCCCC">guy I mean this ships</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> about to get blown</font> up anyway<font color="#E5E5E5"> might as</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> well just hyperspace</font> it at them come<font color="#E5E5E5"> up with some other way</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">that this happens if you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> told me that it</font> was<font color="#E5E5E5"> like a suicide run and she had to</font> get nose to nose<font color="#CCCCCC"> with the first orders</font> battleship in order for this to work<font color="#CCCCCC"> I'd</font> be like<font color="#E5E5E5"> okay at least it's like a super</font> risky<font color="#E5E5E5"> maneuver</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you can't just be like</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> a</font> mile away<font color="#E5E5E5"> and go</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> alright hyperspace</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">button boom solved not to mention</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> man</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I</font> know<font color="#E5E5E5"> it's supposed to be sad that the</font> purple haired lady died but I don't care <font color="#CCCCCC">this character</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> was dumb I'm glad she</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> did</font> one useful thing before she<font color="#CCCCCC"> died</font> number five<font color="#CCCCCC"> Spinney death stick man this</font> fight scene is terrible<font color="#E5E5E5"> it's hard to</font> follow<font color="#E5E5E5"> it's messy and they didn't</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> even</font> take<font color="#CCCCCC"> the time to nail the choreography</font> watch this guy<font color="#E5E5E5"> okay not only is there no</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">technical</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> reason to be</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> spinning around</font> in a sword<font color="#E5E5E5"> fight unless you really</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> want</font> your<font color="#CCCCCC"> opponent to see your back so they</font> can stab you in it<font color="#E5E5E5"> but okay this guy</font> spins around and he's coming in at the death angle<font color="#E5E5E5"> all he has to do is follow</font> through on<font color="#E5E5E5"> the swing and</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Rey will die</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">right here Daisy Ridley is supposed to</font> already<font color="#E5E5E5"> be ducking but because she</font> missed her cue<font color="#CCCCCC"> he changes the trajectory</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">he's like oh shit</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I'm gonna</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> hit her over</font> the<font color="#CCCCCC"> head no one will notice</font> it's so obvious he's the one closest<font color="#E5E5E5"> to</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">the camera and I get that they wanted to</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">do it is one big shot without any cuts</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">or</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> close-ups but</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> oh it's real bad</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you</font> can look at the monitor<font color="#E5E5E5"> while you're</font> filming and be like this isn't<font color="#E5E5E5"> gonna</font> work<font color="#CCCCCC"> we need to revise this goofy spin</font> around<font color="#E5E5E5"> missed the girl by a million</font> miles guy is not a<font color="#E5E5E5"> dynamic character</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">number six</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> stop trying to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> be Marvel this</font> movie needed<font color="#E5E5E5"> to stop making so many</font> stupid<font color="#E5E5E5"> jokes</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I mean come on</font> don't take the epic<font color="#CCCCCC"> climax of the last</font> movie and<font color="#E5E5E5"> turn it into a goof oh look he</font> doesn't<font color="#E5E5E5"> even want the lightsaber he</font> threw it off a cliff that's hilarious oh man how<font color="#CCCCCC"> about some</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">your mom jokes</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">leah has an urgent message for</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> him</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> about</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">his</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> mother</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">hahaha here's the thing they want</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the</font> movies to be fun<font color="#CCCCCC"> and jokey</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> because</font> that's what the Marvel<font color="#E5E5E5"> movies do and</font> they're really<font color="#CCCCCC"> popular</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> but the Marvel</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">movies do that because superheroes are</font> already a ridiculous<font color="#E5E5E5"> concept you know</font> grown men and<font color="#E5E5E5"> women</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> wearing ridiculous</font> costumes<font color="#E5E5E5"> beating the crap out of each</font> other<font color="#CCCCCC"> first</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> time all</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> of</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> us</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> with our</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">suits and and none of us could get over</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">the</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> wall</font> occasionally you can get away<font color="#E5E5E5"> with</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">making a completely</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> serious superhero</font> movie<font color="#CCCCCC"> but it's easier to just make a</font> bunch<font color="#E5E5E5"> of jokes and admit that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the whole</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">superhero thing is dumb but</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> there's</font> nothing inherently<font color="#E5E5E5"> dumb about Star Wars</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">it's just a space epic with people</font> flying spaceships and hitting each other with laser swords<font color="#E5E5E5"> the audience isn't</font> going<font color="#E5E5E5"> into it being like this</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> is</font> ridiculous<font color="#E5E5E5"> and stupid</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> and</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you need to</font> write a bunch<font color="#E5E5E5"> of jokes so they know not</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">to take the movie too</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> seriously I don't</font> know I want<font color="#E5E5E5"> to take Star Wars seriously</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">I want an epic adventure like the</font> original Star Wars<font color="#E5E5E5"> movies I didn't buy a</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">ticket</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> to see a bunch of wacky antics do</font> you have something a cowl or something you can<font color="#CCCCCC"> put on hahaha number 7 Rose</font> sucks<font color="#E5E5E5"> I hate to shit on</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> all the lady</font> characters in this<font color="#E5E5E5"> movie</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> but man Rose is</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">just terrible I'll say this whoever</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">plays her seems like a very nice</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> lady</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">and someone who deserves a much better</font> script than the one she was handed for most of the movie<font color="#CCCCCC"> she's just kind of an</font> annoying idealistic idiot who<font color="#E5E5E5"> keeps</font> dropping cartoon morals about how saving <font color="#CCCCCC">animals is good and slavery is bad</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">there's only one business in</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the galaxy</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">that'll get you this</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> rich whoa</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you know</font> real deep themes<font color="#E5E5E5"> so then we get to the</font> epic scene with the battering<font color="#E5E5E5"> ram laser</font> probably the coolest<font color="#CCCCCC"> looking scene in</font> the whole<font color="#E5E5E5"> movie and Finn is about to go</font> Randy Quaid<font color="#CCCCCC"> not crazy but</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I mean like an</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">independence day and</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> smashing of</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the</font> death laser<font color="#E5E5E5"> sacrificing himself to save</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">everybody</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I was blown away I was like</font> wow<font color="#CCCCCC"> ryan johnson has some balls it was</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">actually the first time</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> i felt any</font> emotion watching any of<font color="#E5E5E5"> these movies but</font> then in the<font color="#E5E5E5"> back of my head I'm</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> like</font> what's what's<font color="#E5E5E5"> the trick there's gonna be</font> a trick it's<font color="#E5E5E5"> Ryan Johnson he keeps doing</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">it what's the fam the dummy's lady just</font> smashes<font color="#CCCCCC"> right into a spaceship she's</font> like what's gonna save<font color="#E5E5E5"> us is love I'm</font> like what what<font color="#CCCCCC"> is</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> this tongue and</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">lasers are about to kill everybody</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">whatever</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> is left of the resistance you</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">have</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> put at they're gonna</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">died because of you because</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> of you</font> everyone<font color="#E5E5E5"> is dead</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the seein</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> isn't</font> sentimental<font color="#CCCCCC"> or</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> cute this is a war zone</font> I remember this is the same<font color="#E5E5E5"> girl who's</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">apt to</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> fin with a</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> Taser</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> because he was</font> about to abandon his duty to<font color="#E5E5E5"> the</font> resistance<font color="#CCCCCC"> her sister gave her</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> life</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> in</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">service of the resistance and now</font> suddenly<font color="#CCCCCC"> she's like you know what</font> royalty to your comrades<font color="#CCCCCC"> is irrelevant</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">it's</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> all about love baby as much as I</font> hate to<font color="#CCCCCC"> say it let the black guy die for</font> all the talk I'm subverting<font color="#E5E5E5"> our</font> expectations<font color="#E5E5E5"> that would have actually</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">been a radical creative decision I would</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">respect number</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> eight</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> go rewatch</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Empire</font> now most Star Wars fans will tell you that Empire<font color="#E5E5E5"> Strikes Back</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> is their</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">favorite one because it's dark and weird</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">it doesn't have a happy</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> ending it ends</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">with the characters basically completely</font> fuck Han Solo's a brick Luke's hand got <font color="#E5E5E5">cut off the worst bad guy</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> in the</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> whole</font> thing turns<font color="#E5E5E5"> out</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to be everybody's dead</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">this is a perfect</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> place for the second</font> movie<font color="#CCCCCC"> in your trilogy to go the heroes</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">have reached their</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> lowest point and</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> must</font> now battle their<font color="#CCCCCC"> way back up it's</font> interesting<font color="#E5E5E5"> that's what I thought was</font> happening<font color="#CCCCCC"> in the last Jedi</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> but I don't</font> know what's going on<font color="#E5E5E5"> now didn't</font> everybody<font color="#CCCCCC"> die did the entire resistance</font> get reduced<font color="#E5E5E5"> to like</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> twelve people</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> aboard</font> the<font color="#CCCCCC"> Millennium</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> Falcon</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> so why is</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">everybody smiling and patting each other</font> on the back all your<font color="#E5E5E5"> friends are dead</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I</font> know you're all excited<font color="#E5E5E5"> that you</font> inspired<font color="#CCCCCC"> eight year old boys around the</font> universe but come on<font color="#CCCCCC"> this should be the</font> shot at<font color="#E5E5E5"> the end of the movie everybody</font> watching as the Blenheim Falcon<font color="#E5E5E5"> takes</font> off and wondering if Ray's new rock moving powers are really gonna<font color="#E5E5E5"> be</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> enough</font> to save the day<font color="#CCCCCC"> the emotional tone of</font> this<font color="#E5E5E5"> ending makes absolutely no sense</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">stop smiling</font> stop hugging<font color="#CCCCCC"> you're fucked number</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> nine</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">all of your heroes are</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> dead</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I don't</font> understand<font color="#E5E5E5"> the point of bringing back</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">all</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> our favorite characters and showing</font> us that<font color="#CCCCCC"> their sad old failures who asked</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">for this let me</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> be very clear this</font> character<font color="#E5E5E5"> is not</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Luke Skywalker</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> even</font> Mark Hamill knows<font color="#E5E5E5"> that this character is</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">not Luke Skywalker and was trying</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> to</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">tell</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> people about</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that until Disney told</font> him to shut his<font color="#E5E5E5"> fucking mouth</font> who is this guy how did<font color="#CCCCCC"> the most</font> optimistic hopeful character in the galaxy turn into this that's not what a Jedi<font color="#CCCCCC"> does I mean a</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">Jedi is optimistic enjoy his as tenacity</font> he never gives up<font color="#CCCCCC"> Luke</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> Skywalker</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> is</font> supposed to represent<font color="#E5E5E5"> hope remember the</font> name<font color="#CCCCCC"> of that Star Wars</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> movie</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> a new hope</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">that was referring to</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Luke hope is an</font> emotion<font color="#E5E5E5"> about optimism positivity not</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">giving up even when it seems</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> like all is</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">lost not far I'm an old man</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and</font> everything sucks<font color="#CCCCCC"> now it would be one</font> thing if<font color="#E5E5E5"> he started off the movie like</font> an angry<font color="#CCCCCC"> old</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> man and then slowly</font> rediscovered hope and<font color="#CCCCCC"> return</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> to his old</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">ways</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> but that never happens at the end</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">of</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Return of the Jedi we see the real</font> Luke Skywalker<font color="#CCCCCC"> he's</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> hanging out with a</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">walks having a good time with his</font> buddies says goodbye to<font color="#E5E5E5"> his two dads and</font> Kermit the Frog or whatever<font color="#E5E5E5"> that's Luke</font> Skywalker<font color="#E5E5E5"> smiling having</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> a good</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> time</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">full of hope after this</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> moment</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> we never</font> see the real Luke Skywalker again <font color="#CCCCCC">remember that</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> even when Luke confronted</font> his father who was<font color="#CCCCCC"> the most evil</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> guy</font> ever<font color="#CCCCCC"> just just pure evil he still had</font> that<font color="#E5E5E5"> hope he went listen dead</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I know</font> there is good<font color="#CCCCCC"> in you the Emperor hasn't</font> driven it from you fully<font color="#E5E5E5"> that's the</font> essence of Luke's character and yet when <font color="#CCCCCC">he faces</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> kylo Ren</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> he</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> basically tells</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> him</font> you there's no hope for<font color="#E5E5E5"> you you lose you</font> suck he taunts him as a failure<font color="#E5E5E5"> he humiliates</font> him see it's the complete opposite of <font color="#CCCCCC">what Luke Skywalker is this is the</font> moment<font color="#CCCCCC"> that he should reaffirm</font> everything he's about say what he<font color="#E5E5E5"> said</font> to his<font color="#CCCCCC"> father</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I know that there's good</font> in you<font color="#CCCCCC"> I have hope for</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you but no</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">instead he's just a cocky</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> arrogant</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> ol</font> brushes off his shoulder<font color="#E5E5E5"> dies on a rock</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">and that's it this horrible old man</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> who</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">was</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> pretending to</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> be Luke Skywalker is</font> dead<font color="#E5E5E5"> who cares</font> number<font color="#E5E5E5"> 10 to live and die and Disney</font> here's the thing I'm<font color="#E5E5E5"> not</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> broken up that</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">Star Wars sucks now whereas once it was</font> the<font color="#E5E5E5"> unique vision of a</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> driven young</font> director it is<font color="#CCCCCC"> now the property of</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> a</font> publicly traded company mostly<font color="#E5E5E5"> concerned</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">with how many toys they can sell</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">for sleep to activate real movie phrases</font> which again is<font color="#E5E5E5"> fine everybody loves toys</font> I'm just not sure that<font color="#CCCCCC"> obsession with</font> generating obscene amounts of<font color="#E5E5E5"> money</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> is</font> ever gonna lead us<font color="#CCCCCC"> to another</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> great Star</font> Wars film<font color="#CCCCCC"> the fact that</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> they're pumping</font> out one of<font color="#E5E5E5"> these movies every year feels</font> almost exploitative<font color="#CCCCCC"> what would the last</font> Jedi have been like if there was another year to write a decent script or<font color="#E5E5E5"> take</font> some time to really<font color="#E5E5E5"> plan out the</font> characters<font color="#E5E5E5"> sadly we'll never know this</font> is the movie we got and it's bad<font color="#E5E5E5"> it's a</font> very bad<font color="#E5E5E5"> movie</font>
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Keywords: star wars, everything wrong with, the last jedi, holdo, worst character, worst movie ever, ruined star wars, worst star wars movie, why the last jedi sucks, luke skywalker, the last jedi review, killed star wars, why the last jedi is bad, last jedi analysis, what's wrong with, why holdo, why the last jedi, last jedi gotcha, star wars gotcha, cinemasins, last jedi sucks
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Length: 20min 28sec (1228 seconds)
Published: Tue May 22 2018
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Finally! Someone else mentions that Holdo is basically there for RJ to teach the audience that we shouldn't question authority, that we don't deserve transparency, even when we might think our leaders are possibly corrupt, that our leaders can play by different rules than the rest of us, and we should just sit down and shut up and take orders.

It would be one thing if the movie set this up for us to ask these important questions and to make us realize that in democratic/republics, citizens get to demand more from their leaders. It would be one thing if the audience walks away disagreeing with Holdo, because the story proves her wrong. But it doesn't.

Think back to the OT. Before every battle, they would show the team meeting, where the leader - usually Leia or some other admiral - would go over the fine details of the plan and tell everyone what their role would be. Usually it would end with a nice pep talk, or words of encouragement. Rebels could leave if they chose to, as Han and Luke did, or stay and fight, and this was vitally important, because it shows that the good guys get to make a conscious choice to stay - displaying free will - and agree that the Rebel's motives are worth fighting for. Compare this to the Empire/FO. They give orders and the stormtroopers execute them. There's no questioning, there's no debate, there's no transparency. Everyone is essentially a servant. None of them have a choice.

At the beginning of TLJ, Finn tries to leave the Resistance - just moments after getting out of back surgery for fighting Kylo Ren the day before, and trying to save someone he loved, after making a conscious choice to leave the FO. In TFA, we're told Finn is a hero for making that choice. In TLJ, however, Finn is treated as a coward for making that exact same choice. Rose stops him from leaving, subjects him to violent corporeal punishment. Never once is there even an inquiry into his actions. There's no jury, no judge, not even a trial. Just Rose, who thinks she knows better, and executes her own judgement. Oddly, the movie wants us to side with Rose and view Finn as a deserter and coward. It's amazing, too, when you realize that Finn never even signed up for the Resistance. They're all very lucky he even decided to help them in TFA, in the first place, by sharing important information that they never acquired elsewhere, but never once do any of the characters in TLJ thank him. Nope, instead they punish him, scold him, and tell him he's a coward.

When you add these two new characters together, a really sick, quietly subversive, possibly harmful, twisted philosophy begins to emerge that is the antithesis of SW morality. Again it would be one thing if the movie wants us to question the morality of the Resistance and see that they are possibly no better than the FO, or that citizens in democracies and republics need to always be on guard for creeping fascism. It almost does this once, but then says 'gotcha' the Rebels are definitely good. This can only mean that RJ believes that we don't deserve the truth, or information, or plans, or hell, even orders. That we don't deserve free will, or freedom to come and go, or decide what team to fight for. It's really very twisted and nefarious, and I wonder if he was doing this purposefully, or if he didn't even realize it, or even care. I can't decide.

What's even odder, though, is that by the end of the film, the movie's lesson is that sometimes running away is actually the better choice after all. It took Poe the entire movie to realize this. But this is exactly what Finn tried to do at the beginning but was stopped, punished, and told was wrong. Again, none of the character acknowledge that Finn may have been right all along, not Rose, not Poe, and especially not Finn himself, who spends his final minutes being told he's a dummy, and given a kiss from the person who steered him wrong in the first place, took away his agency twice, and physically assaulted him.

Like Finn, the movie is trying to brainwash the audience into accepting these horrid views. Instead of a kiss, we get awesome splashy effects and lightsabers, and are told to just accept it you dummies.

👍︎︎ 46 👤︎︎ u/Ancient_Antares 📅︎︎ Jun 04 2018 🗫︎ replies

Spot on. Every moment.

👍︎︎ 9 👤︎︎ u/[deleted] 📅︎︎ Jun 04 2018 🗫︎ replies

Had this exact same gripe with all the "gotchas".

👍︎︎ 8 👤︎︎ u/WildEndeavor 📅︎︎ Jun 04 2018 🗫︎ replies
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