Disney Doesn't Understand Lightsabers

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my father's light saber an elegant weapon for a more civilized age he was the best star pilot in the galaxy and a cunning warrior [Music] like to savor [Music] lightsabers the coolest weapon of all time well they used to be before the dark times before is there a more iconic weapon than a lightsaber it instantly tells you what universe you're reading an amazing edition by George that added to the mystique of the Jedi and the Sith though part of being a Jedi so much so that we are told of building a lightsaber is one of the final steps of a Jedi's training I see you have constructed a new lightsaber your skills are complete magical and all I wanted one well not anymore not only are they not special anymore Disney doesn't even know how they work let's take a look and yes don't worry we will get to that throne room scene oh shit first start I'm gonna jump to the one thing that gets my little George Lucas fan club blood boiling it's a light saber not a laser sword sorry last Jedi defenders I know this fits perfectly with space wizards but Star Wars lightsaber the fourth lightsaber our Wars lightsaber new Star Wars lightsaber for section likes exotic white save the Force Unleashed lightsaber I assume little Anakin call it that because he lived on a shithole in the middle of nowhere and had heard about the Jedi and legend kind of like me pronouncing nunchucks and guessing which martial art they go with nunchucks nunchucks something like that I'm gonna walk out with a laser sword and face down the whole first order why would we call it that he's being told it to lightsaber his whole life fathers like to savor a new length seaman his lightsaber is a jedi's weapon is that a laser sword Johnny now it's a lot saber you stupid fuck this is why no one likes you yes it's a fucking lightsaber your twats some have said Luke called it a laser sword to show ray how stupid the idea of him helping was it worked it sounded stupid Hey that's what Heaton's up doing anyway oh well don't walk out with a laser sword and face down the whole first order let's look at the lightsaber and try and work out why is Disney so confused George gave us two versions of the lightsaber in the OT it was a mythical weapon linked greatly to the force the power that was built up over time the fights were more about the emotional weight than the skills to old friends meeting again the depth of a father testing his son the son trying to save the father it's really not until the third film that we see Luke use the lightsaber in a controlled manner only once do we see a non-user handle a lightsaber wasn't even in a fight this well bad yeah with the prequels George had a chance to show us what a fully trained Jedi could do with a lightsaber and it was glorious we had seen it as luke invaders weapon now we were seeing it as a Jedi weapon a powerful scary weapon that required training and force powers to control you didn't see anyone just pick up a lightsaber and start swinging it around until Wow they started off strong I mean take my money I'm liking this man he is powerful no one's beating that dude then there was a bit of this oh then they built up the importance of the weapon I like this scene but two films later we still don't know why she saw those visions then we have this completely tight looting the importance of the weapon oh it's just like a baton except it can burn straight through your own head and this guy happens to have a buzzy baton that can block lightsabers that's handy to be fair this guy's not bad he actually does better than Kalle does later whoa nothing turns on a girl more than slaughtering your father right in front of her what Finn's gonna take on Carlo a trained Jedi he's in college it's guy oh no no hang on he's gonna fight it out just put any other force user that is trained with a lightsaber in carlo's place and it's ridiculous that finn isn't beaten instantly but we'll ignore that for a second I'd been on board for most of this movie but the first real sign I had that this was a Disney movie was this I'm sorry that's not really how it went it was more like this a lightsaber she went straight up the middle of his body and tears but a scratch scratch we've seen limbs flying off since 1977 veneer can be hit with one somehow knocked out question mark and not be split in two they actually film the scene with Poe heads own up his jacket that was the damage that was done look at Finn he's fine now it's raised hood I've already been through her stupid DC knees in my Star Wars strong women lie check it out Ryan gave it 5 stars it's a great video I highly recommend it I keep hearing that she grew up defending herself with the staff a two-handed weapon you can rest against your body without dying she'd never even turned on a light sober before plus these guys have all harnessed the power of the force [Music] [Music] they have all trained with masters here on a different stratosphere she has fought off vagrants and you know go from this to this bang uh-oh he's fucked that head is gone wait what the fuck a scratch he see it's two people in five minutes here with a lightsaber and no loss of organs quick note cause helmet is cool this should have fucked him up so bad that he needed to keep that helmet on to stay alive you know like his grandfather sorry reloj fans yeah Frakes so now light sabers can hit you but do very little all mysterious injuries so they're not as lethal but wait Kathleen Kennedy thinks rogue one is boring so quickforce yes thank you I did a four stroke force a light saber scene into rogue one okay we are back to light sabers slaughtering people again cool I like okay these shows they don't understand Luke more than they don't understand lightsabers we'll move on this is training looks like a child playing in the backyard who choreographed this film like a hot knife through butter but barely breaks the skin if you hit with it Disney which is it ridiculous ridiculous ha the only time two lightsabers touch and Raheja has beaten both of these people ray is God and here we go we made it the overrated throne room scene you may know the disappearing knife but that ain't the worst of it it's supposedly one of the greatest looking scenes of all time what if I told you I know which film they copied a film made seven eight years before last Jedi [Music] [Music] probably just a coincidence here we go whoa she strung to or the fall she's in the room but tat and stop Rea what the fuck is this guy doing she's on the other side of the room nice pose here we go her words choreographed fight in the history of mankind why she's spinning stop spinning oh I just hit the ground and look at the other guy he's about to go for his sport instead of his head where are you going why is this guy running off she just kicked three people with one kick this is awesome that kicks embarrassing just quickly who are they fighting for this is their new boss Nia what would have happened if they'd killed Carla like who would they then answer to very confused very confused man man she's good two points here the worst thing I have in a spaceship is fire but these guys stand in front of a massive wall with weapons that light it up like a Christmas tree like a matter with you secondly what the fuck is this guy doing this isn't something you slide iana see this guy is literally waiting his turn what are you doing over there buddy fucking get into the fight oh good more screaming remember when Jedi's would focus see this guy this is my favorite part he's about to throw his weapon away before charge you literally throw it out of the shot so he can die roll the tape Oh punch Ponson was sitting there watching this amazing more floor Hiddink Alcala doesn't seem to have much control here we go you've all seen it the disappearing weapon why they didn't remove it from the start of the cutscene who knows nice it and now it's gone but that's not it here's another chance to kill her and in the move that just fucks me off that arm was pushing against it as finish she let go that weapon should have gone acclaim through her face and then Bank that leg should be going what just leaked the game okay headshot what what is it he's head off what's with all that just breaking the surface the Knicks the flesh wounds it says strongarm you say that just doesn't protect the face now people say well you slowed it down no one will ever notice or better still I'm nitpicking lifts your standards people they spend months working on these fights look at the training they went through for the prequels see how many mistakes you can find in those films [Music] how did so many mistakes get passed so many people this isn't a one take scene they would have done this over and over and over is it the lack of talent or do they just not care it's just working out the moves for that these pull shit just walk up and grab it the big Rian Johnson screw you literally breaking Georgia's creation please make it stop not only is the dialogue in this scene atrocious I will have killed the last the choreography again is terrible it's backyard matrix a couple if I paid to see this and that's it the coolest weapon of all time a Jedi weapon has now lost all its Wonder like the force it's no longer special anyone can now use them they can split rocks but not bodies or faces they can show you visions but only once and they don't mean anything they can start legends later and then get tossed away it's so confusing I'd rather not do this now Disney why did write a clerks lightsaber when she left the island it's not hers to take what fuck [Music] [Music]

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Channel: Robot Head

Views: 5,142,819

Rating: 4.5528808 out of 5

Keywords: Star Wars, The Last Jedi, Disney, Lightsaber, Kathleen Kennedy, Movie, Review, Collider, Geeks and Gamers, Rian Johnson, JJ Abrams, Mauler, Red Letter Media, Comic Artist Pro, Lucasfilm, Lucas Film, Robot Head

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Length: 12min 56sec (776 seconds)

Published: Mon Dec 24 2018

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"I bet you can't find any problems with the prequel's choigraphy"

Yeah ok. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0mUVY9fLlw

I really hate videos that just rely on morons who don't do any research or even THINK about what they just heard and just go "yeah that sounds ok" so they support it.

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