Why Bill Burr Never Liked White Woman

all right so this is a suggestion via patreon the name of the video is uh why Bill Burr never liked white women guys um let's uh let's let's jump into this let's check it out let's let's talk uh let's talk white women here shall we start white when white women you're amazing amazing your accomplishments over the last few years I got to tell you the way white women somehow oh hijacked the woke movement generals around the world should be analyzing this oh just to refresh your memory the woke movement was supposed to be about people of color not getting opportunities the advance that they deserved finally making that happen and it was about that for about eight seconds eight seconds and then somehow white women swung their Gucci booted feet over the fence of Oppression and stuff themselves at the front of the line right I don't know how they did it I've never heard so much complaining in my life from white women my name is gonna hurt with my SUV and my heated seats right trash and white guys the nerve where's the camera the nerve of you white women let me listen I don't want to speak ill on my [ __ ] here okay well let's let's go back in history here okay let's go you guys stood by us toxic white males through centuries of our crimes against humanity you rolled around in the blood muddy and occasionally when you wanted to sneak off and hook up with a black dude if you got caught you said it wasn't consensual yeah that's what you did that's what she did so why don't you shut up sit down next to me and take you talking to him thank you stop I don't know what it is I don't know what the [ __ ] what's going on guys so this is going to be really interesting all right um Bill Burr is just doing his Bill Burr thing guys that's what's happening here uh we're here for it let's go but I think white women started but I think white women I don't know what it is I don't know what the [ __ ] okay is going on but I think white women started it okay no context yet guys [Applause] the [ __ ] worse that's all they do is [ __ ] mode and complain I had no idea how difficult it was to be a white woman in the United States of America evidently it's really difficult foreign do you have any idea what it's like to be me well I imagine it would be slightly less awesome than my life but why did you guys suggest this to me what what am I supposed to say to this okay like what am I even supposed to I'm paying attention trust me right uh what's happened to you today sweetheart huh did they not chill your rose you know it was the trolley not running down at the mall what happened no it's unreal I'm really [ __ ] annoyed how white women have the [ __ ] balls to throw my white privilege in my face sorry to separate themselves from these white males with their white male privilege just like [ __ ] you're sitting in a Jacuzzi with me put your [ __ ] whining look right out of the gate all right if you [ __ ] if you live in some Honey Boo Boo Lifestyle on the Appalachian Trail you know your uncle just banged you in the dirt all right oh no oh no no one of my fantasies is I want to drive by like a woman's rally okay and just say the most sexist [ __ ] I can think of to watch him lose their minds and they'll just drive by real slowly like yeah why don't you get back in the kitchen where you belong why would someone do that just don't look in the rear view mirror watching them down the road spinning around like Leatherface at the end of Texas Chainsaw Massacre I'm so conflicted oh it's a very uh I don't know times are changing I guess I don't know yeah there yeah Michelle Obama's doing an arena tour that's another thing going on I'm gonna say that again Michelle Obama is doing an arena tour she's not playing comedy clubs she's doing arenas when did first ladies start acting like they got elected you know um oh probably like the 50s or 60s that's when things started getting um very like first lady heavy the Kennedy to be the first lady that's not a [ __ ] job all right look how quiet is it in here why is it so [ __ ] quiet you think bro because you're making us all uncomfortable all right um you know the times we're living in guys listen I probably lost I'm telling you right now I probably lost right now we're going into about five minutes to 45 seconds I have Pro I promise you I have lost probably 15 subscribers since it started all right just gonna let you know Bill Burr all right we're here for it though man we're not we're not hiding your message sir but understand you're making us uncomfortable that's the job it's not a [ __ ] job dude if you really think it's a job just look at it okay all right look at Obama when that guy got elected he looked like he was about 41 years old when he left office that guy looked like he was about 73. okay right all right I'll give you that look at Michelle she looks younger now than she did when that dude got elected so I guess it wasn't really a job what has she done for the last eight years yeah other than laying a giant vat of Illuminati level lotion kept floating a couple hours of shape-shifter comes in and dumps another bucket on it anymore tell Stevie Wonder to come down and play some songs I found out she's doing a tour because uh she's doing a book tour yeah she wrote a book she wrote a book about not having a job I gotta read that that [ __ ] book and how to know if it dictates presidential dick in the room okay okay we'll work [Music] hold on hold on hold on What's Happening Here no we're not let's uh go forward day two dude George W was President for eight years eight years I don't even know his wife's name no Laura was it was her name Laura or was that the other one you're right oh is it Abigail or some [ __ ] maybe no quote Donald Trump's wife stands behind him like a giant meerkat like Bill Clinton was President his wife never shut up I do Healthcare [ __ ] around on her so much he's like all right whatever just do it but I'm telling you right now I'm gonna I'm gonna check out that [ __ ] tour I gotta see what that's all about you know who opens who opens on that [ __ ] tour right was it Oprah Winfrey's husband yeah wow foreign guys I don't know what that is I mean Oprah never married obviously but but uh oh guys I don't know if I could have been that guy just gonna be honest I could not be said man and I gotta bring him around sure that there's some uh feminists in the crowd right now not appreciating this joke feeling triggered feeling like they need to [ __ ] put out a hashtag probably for some [ __ ] and be brave and speak out you know what you're full of [ __ ] don't say that out loud you are [Applause] full of [ __ ] someday someday there's gonna be there's gonna be the first woman president absolutely which means which means don't get what a [ __ ] platform is and you automatically cheer like like um like skin tone based politics or absolutely ignorant oh there's a a deeply melanated person running for president let's all go vote for this person that's deeply melanated bro for what reason for what reason would I don't I don't like anything that he's saying right I don't like anything that he's doing it how does that benefit anything in my life it doesn't so why would I vote for you because you look similar to me bro no that's not it I'm telling you they're not smart people feminists they're not as smart as they're coming off I'm telling you I'll give you that someday because bro I've had so many of them just straight like blatantly attacked me online it's wild for saying nothing guys I didn't even know I said anything crazy so um I didn't even know I said anything crazy but all right this is gonna be by the way it's gonna be my last show ever by the time yeah someday there's gonna be the first female president which means there's going to be the first male first lady right and you wait you [ __ ] wait the kind it is right I mean um um what's the woman's name guys what is that what is that woman's name um she's the vice president currently guys I have no idea her name I apologize um her husband is like the first lady right absolutely the first time that dude opened these feminists around me you shut the [ __ ] up you shot [ __ ] up it is her time now it is her time she was elected not you go pick out some plates [ __ ] foreign like Tom Arnold when he was with Roseanne that service name will be like appendix or does it matter right doesn't matter not worthy of protecting just entered the Oval Office it's not for the protecting guys um okay so we have a very interesting video today um I'm gonna put it up I know that it's not going to be extremely you know nice but um I generally don't uh you know attempt to censor things out like that unless unless it's forced right um so we're gonna try to post it at the very least but he said a couple of words that are just you know Blake have the blanket bands right um we're gonna try to put it up like normal but um obviously if it gets like declined then we're gonna have to censor out the words but we're still not censoring his message you get what I mean here um but all right listen let me know in the comments the next thing from him that I should be listening to and I will get into that as soon as I possibly can all right listen you guys are off an absolutely amazing day and enjoy it thoroughly

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Length: 12min 45sec (765 seconds)

Published: Tue Jan 31 2023