Who's the WORST Melee Infantry in Warhammer 3?

so I've done a bunch of who's the best videos finding out which units are the strongest in Total War Warhammer well now it's time to flip the idea on its head and find out who's the worst in the melee infantry category so let's get on with it the contestants will be protonian peasant mob greenskins gobbos ogre nobos lizard men skinkies tomb King skellies skavins gave enslaves vanpoko zombie pirate deckhand mob and Michael Jackson's Thriller video zombies for the vampire counts one thing to note is that all these units were chosen because they cost a whopping 300 or less so they're all somewhat equally [ __ ] we'll kick it off with my favorite factions boys the gobbos versus brutonian peasant moth now gobbos come in with slightly better defenses overall and well just better stats all across the board and after a little bit of fighting The Peasant mob starting to fall behind the gobbos have got more health and just over here we see a furious Jewel going on between a gobo and a peasant but it swiftly ended by the Gobo with a quick attack to the knee he's been playing some Skyrim he knows how to get it done he's very happy with himself but he's also been watching 300 as he's gonna take got another peasant with a flying spot and stab and down he goes you're gonna tank a couple of hits here as well what an absolute machine and with that the peasants are terrified of this single gobble and off they go unable to top the green skins goblins now it's time for some Gob on knob action with wait what goblins versus noblars the shortest fight you will ever see by stature pretty even in the performance so far goblins again with slightly better defenses that Shield gives them some extra melee defense over the knoblars and overall even though their stats are very similar and their performance is very similar too they do a good amount of damage to each other but the extra defenses and staying power is going to help the Goblins stay in this and put the noblas in the bin overall goblins were able to top all the units cheaper than them but what about something the same cost as them in vampireco zombie pirate deck hands mob can the bumpoku zombie pirate deckhand mob put an end to the goblin streak they have a few pretty big advantages here number one being Undead they won't route and run away so they will fight to The Bitter End that's a pretty big Advantage they also cause fear so they're going to reduce the goblin leadership by 8 at all times and while the vampire ghost zombie pirate deckhand mob do have more weapon strength than the gobbos the gobbos have a fair amount more melee attack and melee defense which will certainly help them in the long run but we can see so far in this battle it looks like the Goblins are starting to fall behind and even though the health bars look kinda similar the vampire ghost zombie pirate deckhand mob have way more Health being zombies but as the battle wears on we can see the wavering starts to begin for the vampire Coast can the Goblins leadership hold on because we know the mob is going to fight until The Bitter End until every last one of them crumbles away but the fights are all pretty damn close can the gobbos be the best unit in this competition obviously not what we're looking for right somebody's got to lose by being the best so who's it gonna be maybe it is in fact bumperko zombie pirate deckhand mob who are the best it's coming right down to the wire here we've got one unit of goblins that has routed the others are wavering but all the deckhands are crumbling and crumble they do as the Goblins are able to actually win this one crumbling away four of the vampireco zombie pirate deck hands so look at these goblins they're on a tear can they beat everybody well there's a couple more tests to do so bring out the lizards let's try the skinks versus the gobbos and see if they can put a stop to the tear the gobbos are on seems like a fairly even exchange on the charge maybe slight Advantage skinks and the stats and general makeup of the unit is very similar overall their stats are nearly identical they both have shields they're both incredibly short uh what's going on here it seems like there's some kind of Frozen skink in the mix here we'll have to consult with the referee I'm not sure this is allowed this decoy the skinks are using decoys like a balloon decoy they've erected Trixie trap that the Goblins probably should have thought of third place ganks thinking outside the box I like it so this one stays Incredibly Close for the whole thing nobody really pulling ahead it's pretty even right down to the wire these two units have pretty much the same amount of help these ones are pretty close as well maybe slight Advantage skinks so can the skinks get it done and put the gobbos in their place well yes they can their skinks are able to Outlast the gobbos it is very close but the lizard boys get it done this day they're also able to beat all of the cheaper units but what about the other more expensive units let's try out the tomb King's skeletons who much like the vampire Coast have the advantage of being Undead so they won't route and run away they also cause fear being Undead as well and being tomb Kings they have the tomb King's healing will that be enough to help them beat these better units the skinks do have better stats in most places so they've got that combat stats Advantage but we'll see if they can Outlast the Skelly boys the first lot of healing going off there for the tomb Kings the realm of souls tier one that's definitely going to help them keep them in this fight perhaps enough to Outlast the enemy leadership despite their inferior stats as the battle rages on it's pretty even in terms of health Lost at least until realm of souls tier 2 pops off and those tomb Kings get a little more healing and that's going to be the story for this one as soon as the skink start to get a good bit of damage done it gets healed back up by the skeletons keeping them in the fight without the that healing I definitely feel like they would lose this one but in this case they are going to be able to push the skinks away and Outlast them even though they are crumbling and very much on their last bony legs it's a damn close one but the skinks not able to get it done here today which tells us that unfortunately for the skinks they are not the best unit in this competition because they lost to somebody and not just them they actually lost to the vampireco zombie pirate deckhand mob as well which is weird because the Goblins were able to beat them so why couldn't the skink because the skinks were able to beat the Goblins it's a little bit weird but that's how it goes for the remaining matchups at the higher end of this competition there was Dick hands and knobs that had to fight as well that sounds weird but as you might expect the nobos weren't able to top the dick hands mob the unroutableness and the fear of the mob too much for the knob Lars to handle leaving us with the results that the Goblins were able to beat everybody except for the skinks and the skeletons the skinks were able to beat everybody except for the pirate mob and the skeletons which so far means that skeletons are undefeated and the vampire Coast have one loss to the goblins on their record unless they can beat the skeletons here and maybe make it a tie for those two being the best unit of the bunch but we don't have to wonder we're gonna find out right now a pathetic charge by both sides as we would expect from this caliber of unit we'll see if this fight starts to look more alive as it goes on this one though gonna be a little more evenly matched as nobody is benefiting from Fear nobody is benefiting from unroutableness because they both are and so far it looks like the pirate mob might be sneaking ahead in the Damage Done to the enemy but of course as it wears on the realm of souls kicks in this is the second realm of souls these two kings have had and that is going to allow them to pull a fair bit ahead in terms of who's lost more Health but don't be deceived by the health bars here even though it looks like the tomb Kings have way more Health it's actually probably pretty even in terms of numbers because the dick hands just had a way bigger Health pool to begin with now we can maybe have a look here the skeleton Warriors have about 4 600 Health while the pirate mob have 4 000 health so very very close not as one-sided as it may seem but the wavering starting to come in for the dick hands mob and as we can see even before the tomb Kings get their third heal they're able to Outlast the thumbproko zombie pirate attack hands mob so what do you know the skeletons for the tomb kings are the best cheap crappy unit out there mostly because of that healing I imagine able to beat all of the other units in this competition though well done tomb Kings you beat up all the [ __ ] that brings us to the final four then what about some ratto's vs nobos both pretty terrible overall but advantage in the stats to the knoblars they've done a little more damage on the charge but skaven slaves a very popular unit in the skaven army that gets used a lot they're very good at what they do just being crap and getting in the way that's what they do best and that's what a lot of these units do best but unfortunately for the skaven slaves in this one the knoblars do that better on this day holding out longer the skaven slaves be wavering and they starting to be routing so the noblas able to lose to all able to lose sure they're able to lose to all the high tier units unable to lose though to all the lower cheaper units than them meaning that they are not the worst and they will not win this competition but it's looking hopeful for the scaven slaves maybe they can be the shittest but Darkness Falls across the land Midnight Hour is close at hand creatures crawl in search of blood to terrorize yours neighborhood the Thriller zombies arrive to deliver the worst charge you've ever seen in your life but they have all those Undead tools at their disposal which may actually help them win this one potentially they've got the big Health pool they've got the fear they've got the unroutableness perhaps they can help the scaven slaves become the worst unit in Total War Warhammer 3 we shall see little more damage done by the scaven slave so far though they've got pretty Superior stats the zombie stats are pretty laughable they've got like five melee defense and six melee attack or something like that it's pretty bad but the skeven leadership is pretty terrible so maybe the zombies might be able to outlast them and use that fear to bring their leadership down that little bit more push them into that router a little bit sooner we'll see as the battle wears on here it's about 6 000 Health each so very similar in the HP despite the zombies having the bigger Health pool so zombies are getting a good bit of damage done but they are taking a lot in the process they don't have any armor on at all although neither did the escape in slaves actually so pretty even in that department uh place your bets who do you have the skaven slaves do cost a little bit more but because of the zombie's slight advantages that do match up well at defeating scaven slaves such as being unroutable and fear I wonder if that'll be enough for the zombies to be able to take this one and maybe not be the ones in the running for the worst unit in Total War Warhammer 3. although they're wavering now but that's just the crumbling they're not going anywhere they might be able to crumble their way to Victory if they can scare away the scaven slaves although there is a lot of rats left looking at these numbers although the health difference quite different now down here at least five thousand two thousand five hundred four thousand to two thousand so the rats starting to pull ahead quite significantly although some wavering here from the ratos can the skaven slaves hang on some more wavering from the rats in the distance not sure they're going to be able to beat away all of these rats they're only going to be able to scare them off and make them Scurry scurry these poor old zombies be crumbling hard can they last oh they're all still in it somebody's broken oh it's looking like the zombies although oh there they go two zombies have popped away they turn to dust and the scaven slaves looking like they may have done enough there we go that confirms it zombies down skaven slaves not the worst unit in the game they're able to beat at least the zombies which means that their final test is French The Peasant mob chemist gave enslaves outdo the peasant mob a bit more damage dealing power from The Peasant mob than the zombies had although obviously not unbreakable and causing fear so this one could be pretty even looks like the damage is pretty even from the charge those shovels and pitchforks really doing the work for the peasants both equally bad in leadership and everything else two of the worst units in the game by far these two but which one is the worstest is there a unit that will lose to every other unit in this competition we know it's not the scaven slaves they were able to beat the zombies at least can they beat the peasant mob here as well they're bonking down rats like there's no tomorrow they've been practicing on vermintide although apparently not enough or maybe they played on the easiest difficulty because they are not actually very good at bonking rats and they are all a waiver in and would you believe it their leadership has failed them The Peasant mob on track to be the most Tracer unit in Total War Warhammer 3. one hurdle Remains the zombies both of these units cost 100 they are the cheapest units in the competition so it's only right that these are the worst two units but which one is the true worst peasant mob at least have decent enough stats to put a little bit of a charge on the enemy zombies have five melee attacks six melee defenses I said three charge bonus there's really nothing there but as I've mentioned about 19 times they are unroutable and do cause fear and that could be pretty important in this battle against the unit that may easily route from low leadership so the zombies Only Hope of winning here really is the war of attrition trying to Outlast The Peasant mob they're getting some damage on the peasant mod but the peasants doing way more damage to the zombies although again bigger Health pool remember but what an absolutely abysmal fight all across the board here such poor technique from everyone involved terrible delivery of blows nobody using any kind of stance or military training just absolutely poor performance that's what I like to see from the worst units in the game this fight incredibly slow incredibly boring to watch I don't know why you're here let's see oh we see some wavering from The Peasants could this be the first sign the first inkling the first showing of the worst unit in Total War Warhammer three it's just one unit though there's still time maybe they could start to crumble the zombies these peasant mob maybe they can turn it around they've still got a lot of Health just depends if their leadership can hold up it's a good job they all brought shovels anyway they'll be able to bury their friends after this battle they're hanging in there though giving it back to these zombies oh the wavering starts at the end oh and here as well it's not looking good for the peasants oh there's wavering all across the board it looks like the peasants are indeed the worst unit in Total War Warhammer these French peasants just don't have it in them they haven't lasted long it's like World War II all over again but there we have it the peasant mob are the worst unit in the game zombies not far behind and for the most part price dictated performance here the skeletons have lost this competition horribly they've done far too well they beat everybody else followed by the pirate mob gobbos and skinks who all had a measly two losses and disastrously managed to beat everybody else and then you've got the nobos that were able to beat everything cheaper than them which is the three units at the top the skaven slaves who of course could beat the zombies and peasant mob and the peasant mob an utterly brilliant performance losing to absolutely everybody I hope you've enjoyed this thanks for watching I will see you with the future

Channel: Zerkovich

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Length: 13min 56sec (836 seconds)

Published: Sat Oct 29 2022