*WAPOOSH* TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA LADDIES!!! MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE and welcome Back to Resident Evil 7! So I have some housekeeping to do before I do anything. Because people have been giving me really great tips in the comments! And I actually know --oh shit I forgot that there might be a dude out here Anything? Oh wait, there's a new... herb over here But I got you before, didn't I? Did I not get that herb...? I could have sworn I saw that herb But! There's a thing right here! That I didn't know about, that leads to some very exciting gun repair kit options Um, and I have been wondering Oh.. do I have my knife on me? Yeah It's kind of annoying that I have to do that cause I like having all my main guns on me like equipped... I guess I should switch out this because I don't have any fuckin ammo in it. No go up there yeah um So now that I have the gun repair kit, I have some options Uh I think I'll go get some- Oh wait no, I have to go in here and get something first I need to do some housekeeping to get some secrets Um I need--I don't have my magnum yet I just need two more antique coins and then I'm good. Broken handgun, I'm not going to get that one first Um I need toy axe and I need model shotgun *whispers* fuck Okay what can I get rid of? Uhhhh Because the gun repair kit allows you to repair broken guns, obviously that makes the most fuckin sense oh there's something over here though as well They said go to the right of the house there's a puzzle Is he there? OH-- IT'S THERE THERE THERE I'm going going going I'm not taking damage I'm not allowing him to fuckin hurt me for no reason *nonsense* One moment! Fuck's sake, thank you very much Cause this- remember this is a broken shot gun and I got a toy shotgun and I was like, 'why the hell do I need that?' Fuck goddammit I hate that, I hate that you can't just swap items in and out and I can repair this shotgun then and apparently it's stronger than the shotgun I have Oh are these fuckers going to show up as well? Not yet There we go You're like, 'Oh I'm stuck in here' but no I have a toy shotgun that I can put in and then, use this, on this AH HA! Niiiccee Ah fucking under-under and over double barrel shotgun Fuck yeah dude! I mean, this a M37 pump action shotgun So In reality, they won't be that much different Normally these just have longer barrels and focused fire a bit more I fired one of these actually, an under-over ah double barrel shotgun it's fucking awesome! But I mean this is a pump action Can I not like take the one fucking shot that's in you? Take it out and put it somewhere else? No The only thing is this holds... four shots? Which again, pump action you can just keep pumping shoot and pump shoot pump, shoot there's a huge benefit to that um and this only holds two but apparently this is stronger in the games so I wanted to use that Also his watch now kind of looks like my new fitbit So I'm going to put my heart rate on this I'm at...74 bpm right now I'm normally at like 64 but I guess I'm a scared So we're good? Ahh What should I do next? Toy axe I might have to shoot this fucker out here I have to go in here? Ah there it is cause my toy axe is not just an axe, it looks like a seven And that will fill out that puzzle I hear him I hear him, is he going to chase me in here? DON'T FUCKIN DO IT BRO I have a puzzle that I'm trying to solve Thanks very much and there no? ahhhh That's clever! Perspective! 13579? What did I get? A stabilizer! Ooo nice! Yes! This lets me reload faster Right? Your reload speed has increased Fuck yeah Okay now I need to sprint and get away from this dude and back to safe go go go go go GO GO GO GO! AHHH! I hate him, he sucks! Okey smokey That went well and the treasures I don't think I can get again yet I think well one of them was in here Apparently one of the treasures was the magnum ammo that I found in here cause this is the toilet with the wooden desk and the cigarettes above it So what I got was magnum ammo out of that I need antique coins man Can I put my defense coin in here? To act as one? I only need two Please tell me there's at least two more that I can get to help me And I can actually get the magnum cause I really want it I don't have that much ammo for it but Wait how much ammo do I have? Five *sarcastic laugh* Hurray for me um See now I have an extra shotgun if I didn't have that one bullet in it errh one cartridge I would have gotten rid of it but say la vie I guess we're boss fighting go go go go AH FUCK! son of a BITCH! God how much health am I at? I'll use one of these Still on the fucking green Cause I don't want to waste ammo on him but I don't want- I don't want to have to take damage either I think we're going in to fight Lucas or at least that's what it seemed like Thought that was a firework *sound of disgust* it's all- this is some Saw shit Is this what you're into Lucas? I see that Is that a bomb? hello?! *whispers* shotgun shells yes Can I disarm or something? I mean I can swing out my knife but I'm afraid that this is just gonna explode in my face Okay let- test shot test shot Let's see what happens *voice from somewhere* "Wow wow wee wow woo! You have got a good eye!" Yeah oh so good It was so- ohhhhh wait a second It was so hard to see the fucking bomb Is this...? "Careful now-- they bite back!" Handgun ammo I feel like this is where the other treasure is I had a treasure map for something that looks like this with a head on top Oh no but the head had a hat on it, didn't it? I don't think it's this God I hate wasting my ammo There it is! That's the treasure over there Wait, can I just crawl under? *sigh* stupid Cause I didn't want to swing my knife at them because that's wasting ammo Yes! Oooo another repair kit! I can repair the hand gun that I have! Oooo I want to do that! I wonder if it's a better handgun but then I have 10 bullets in this hand gun that I can't get rid of maan that's annoying Well I guess I can could use the 10 bullets to kill this motherfucker out here Yeah let's do that Let's be rid of him once and for all He's taking- he's taking little nicks out of me everytime I go past and I don't like him In fact, I hate him and I don't hate often I don't hate many things or many people but THIS fucking guy Is he even here? Okay he's there, but he didn't even fucking come at me ahh Bring you over yes and then combine you with you Oooo an M19! Ooo M19s are awesome! It can only carry seven though An M19-11 is my favorite handgun ever And I think it's cause of Metal Gear Solid 3 Ah no let's bring you up here Let's take a look at ya There's such a- the quintessential 9 millimeter And people are like, 'Jack remember when you get your magnum it doesn't use handgun ammo' and I'm like, 'I fucking know' It's a magnum It uses 44 magnum ammo It's like Clint Eastwood's gun Are you here douche-nozzlez? yep HOW THE FUCK AM I MISSING? THOSE SHOTS WERE BANG ON! You fuckin wiggly worm bastard! AH CHRIST! I really fucking hate that they don't drop items 'Cause that used to be a thing like again, in other Resident Evil games the enemies dropped ammo for you And Resident Evil 4 was the best at it, because Resident Evil 4 was a very unique game because it had dynamic difficulty Soo The better you played the harder the game got Ok. Take it easy Ok I guess I could just crawl under these. Right? That fuckin' works a treat I don't have to waste my ammo on them then Um Take out my good, new handgun Well look at this bullshit. Oh. I can't go under that one, can I? I see what you're up to There's no mes It's fine I'm still alive Aaaaaahhh Is there a bomb in this? Okay I-I don't trust those placements. I don't trust this I don't trust these boxes There's gonna be a bomb in some of them isn't there? I fuckin' KNEW it That's cool! That's a very Dark Souls-y kind of thing to do Cause Dark Souls every now and then you'll open up a chest that'll have like.. A mimic in it that'll start devouring you and eating you and killing you So to have Have the things that give you items normally suddenly be a thing that you're wary of is a very neat mechanic I love that ooooh God ookay? This looks like Shut the fuck up YES you are Where are you speaking from?? Also Item box? Why? There's no like save in here Wait - does that say I have a grenade? Do I have 1 grenade in that? Let me just check AH go up No oh it's saying I have one grenade LAUNCHER Silly man Sean-- Jack- Whatever the fuck you wanna call me Go up in the slot! There we go- Jesus Christ- talk about fuckin picky OHH this is where he brought Clancy And Clancy did the puzzle Ok Can I get in? OHJESUS Yeah! uuuuAAAAAHHH When in doubt, middle it out! zero NO go back COME ONNN zero six one two What? OH god, is that thing gonna kill me? JESUS CHRIST I am SO lucky I avoided that ummmm What were the other codes he gave me? 0514 ok so I'm guessing it's none of those oh god - THOSE ARE super hard to see It's like a fuckin' fishing line Oh it's super hard to see anything in here as well Is the password in here? OH Seeecret dooooorway!! Of course! I don't trust these fuckin boxes see OH chem fluid nice! Oh god I just walked in willy-nilly there could have been wires everywhere *laughs* Um right so I combine you to make more health yes Shotgun shells I love shotgun ammo! MORE SHOTGUN AMMO! I LOVE shotgun ammo! I'm running out of pistol ammo though Oooo, you're giving me alot of shotgun ammo why? Is something gonna go- is something bad gonna happen? This is why cause I'm pretty sure a boss fight is going to happen OH I HEARD YA you MOTHERFUCKER! THAT WAS AWESOME! Heard like a little creaky creak There's a bomb here- aww could I have made you jump through the bomb and die? Would that have been better? And I don't want to knife- okay there's three wires in here that way that way that way I don't want to knife the things either cause I'll stand right next to them and it'll fuckin blow me up ooooooo ooooo oooo! There were a fuckin fourth one! *quietly* son of a bitch Are you gonna be one as well? Ooooo steroids! AND AN ANTIQUE COIN! One more antique coin! Please give it to me! But steroids not only increase my max health but they also give me full health niiceee So I'm able to take more hits but my- my- uhhh health got restored Ohh I hear some Ohh I see some! oooookay oh wait I'll make you come through the thing, right? dum-di-di-dum-dum-dum-dum please walk in and die~ aww that didn't kill you FUCK OFF Just stay down dude! Come on it's fine it's fine there we go ew there's a crawly one FUCK OFF! OU! *laughs nervously* I DON'T LIKE IT! God he fuckin jumps and leaps and everything Come on dude! I'm wasting too much of my ammo on ya! Oh he's gonna do it he's gonna do it mother of God, I wasted all my fuckin plain ammo on you AND YOU DON'T DROP ANYTHING! WHAT UP WITH THAT? Okay I'll use my other handgun then 'Cause that has basic ammo in it as well More? That one doesn't sound healthy though *mimicking creature noises* I don't trust any of this Dude I gotta fucking- oh yeah, come on, lets fucking! TOE TO TOE, BITCH! Oh! this shot-gun is Sex! *singing* Oooooooh ohhh, this shot-gun's on fire! Sorry.. I just have to break into song every now-and-then What did I just pick up? Herb? Fuckin' stray herbs, bro? Oooo If I find one more antique coin.. i am going straight back to my trizzidy trailer to get that magnum *says quitely* okay take your time ease your way into it Okay. Ooo, Strong chem fluid! Man I hate that I'm wasting ammo now on that- Okay. So can I drop down here? It's missing a battery. Okay. I could probably find a battery around here At least give me bags of handgun ammo. Heheh. For all the ones I'm wasting. Think I'm doing the right thing though. By staying the fuck away. Oooo, battery. Don't have enough space? Oh, suck my ass. Uhm. Let's make some more enhanced handgun ammo - cause I have 3 healing items. I can use enhanced handgun ammo in this! Why isn't it fuckin' showing up in - Nice. I wonder if there's a - shit. I should probably be checking to see if there's a way to determine if there's an actual bomb attached to these. Cause there might be a tell. Like - some of the bomb ones have a wire on them or something like that? OKAY - OW! I did NOT think I was close enough for that to hit me. Shit, dude. I guess there was no tell. At least nothing that I can fucking see. *quietly* What is going on? It's eerily- NOTHING - Right now - fucking hell! Oooh No! Oh no. Okay - maybe that's why this bomb is here Oooh shit! Oh this is... this is a big one! Oh this is a scary one! Oh god Whoa what are you doin'! Eww eww eww eww! Motherf**ker weird creepy bitch! Okay should I shoot it while he's going by? Gotta get him! Stay down! Stay--- aww! God! I'm getting the eff off the dodge right now! Ah there's another room back up there that I didn't go to Oh I'll have to go - I can't get back up that way anyway Maybe this is the way to get back up This should bring me to the other side Ahh God Throwing a lot of shit at me here Lucas I don't like it I very much do not care for it O hey! How's it goin'? You're good? Friend -- he's not fuckin' talking... OK I can make... I don't have gunpowder. I can make more health. Here we go. And I get my chem fluid back so if I get gunpowder. What are you attached to? It says "you're next" on it. I kind of don't wanna pick that up.. .. cause I feel like that's attached to some sort of bomb or something. Aw god this place is so untrustworthy! The shotgun is the fuckin' bomb though Antique coin! Yes! Can I please --- ah I'm back here! Did I blow up that other thing that was here? Aw I bet that the code is on the back of that -- emm.. ... paper that he just showed me. So I probably should get it. Do I have any gunpowder in here? Yeah. And I'll make some ammo.. I could make some more flame fuel but I feel like... just basic handgun ammo is gonna be... worthwhile. Now it is. A lockpick is on me that I'm not using ... I'm scared in case I can't see anything. Okay. I'm going - WAY the fuck back.. .. to my trailer .. .. to get my shit, to get my Magnum. Hello, antique coin! Hello, Magnum! Yappari! (やっぱり！) ヽ（￣∇￣）ノ [I KNEW it!] Fuck yeah! Oh god, you take up 2 slots. But let's put you in ... ... here? Can, can I ... Can I drag you ... Okay I'm gonna need to clear up some space to be able to move shit around Yessssssss! Okay then there's very little reason to have this gun anymore or other than the fact it still has some ammo in it. Move my lockpicks for a second... ... and move you for a second. Let me just do this. Awww yeaaahhhh! O-i god! That's not a regular, like, Magnum though ... ... like a revolver kind of thing; this looks like an underwater gun, that, But if you've played the game "Depth", (this) kinda looks like the gun you get in that. Oh Magnum ammo. Come on - Out! I wanna see the reload animation on this. It's just like a fuckin' basic handgun ... That's boring! You should have like a really cool animation! Put you back in and ... I'm gonna go and do a lil' exploring adventure right now, I'm gonna go back into the house and I'm gonna create a new save data just in case. I'm gonna go back into the house and unlock stuff that I haven't unlocked before. Shotgun ammo. Come on. Yesss! Sick shotgun ammo. Wow that's a lot. Time to move out on to Lucas's shit ass! Yes right I call it shit ass ... ... what you gonna do about it? Do you know who I miss? If you have ever played Resident Evil 4 the "What are you buying?" guy I miss him! I wish he was back in this, cause I used to like the idea of getting weapons and then upgrading those weapons... 'K let's check this. 1408. That's Clancy! The guy that we played in the VHS tape becomes burnt in the Happy Birthday room! Oh no! Tis' saying "you're the next" because I have to go in. Aw that's sad. Poor Clancy, man. Wonder if there's a code randomizer or could I've just gotten the code here. You're not gonna do anything like some sort of "sick surprise" are ya? I'm not allowed to bring my guns in? What if I just like take my knife out? Really?! Let's get rid of all my weapons ... Can I select my knife? Wait! Do I have to get rid of EVERYTHING! No fucking way. You suck, dude! Eh-aah whyyy! What an a$$hole! Ah you son of a bitch! How does this family do this! How did they teleport? So let's do this fucking thing again ... So you could have done.. you could have gotten to this without looking at the VHS tape. Come on! Sh- Jesus Christ. Because.. I.. I know what to do now because I have the VHS tape from BEFORE. So... I guess if you just didn't find that VHS tape, or just didn't bother to look at it, you'd have to do all this again. This way. Em.. Wait I wonder if I could just put in "loser" and be done with it. Or is it ... ah c'mon! Or is it gonna be different this time? It worked! Nice! I don't even have to do half of this shit. I could just go and put the valve in and then I'm good! Nice! It's like if you have played the demo and then you play the game again Then you know that the handle is underneath the fireplace at the very start of the game. Here we go. Now we don't even need to do that telescope shit, go over there, look into that... Sick! Oh wait! Didn't this whole place go on fire? Ah shit! Same thing again! Didn't go on fire this time! Oh shit! OH SHIT! Erhh.. there you go! Ahh get rid of it! Ethan! There you go! (x3) Be careful of splinters! Ah that was giving me a lot of time. Am I pissing you off? Heh heh heh! Fuck you Lucas piece of shit. He was right here all along! That's Zoe and Mia? "Hurreh!" That's .. Good comeback! Yeah.. what a dick. And these posters has a hell of all those missing people that they captured.. Oh the D-series head. Or the people that they captured that turned and died..? What the fuck is the D-series? Ooh save! Tesing Area map... Oh I can go back and I can get all my shit now... Right? I mean, It showed it was kind of a safe thing ahead... ... but I don't trust that. I'm just gonna get all my shit now while I can. So what do they have, all the stuff near the end? Burner, shotgun, handgun, magnum, shotgun... Ack! [facepalm 🤦] There was a box, right, here! Ahh so stupid! Whatever. Whatever May. Can I load any more ammo into something and then be done with that? I can load my handgun ammo into my hand gun, but I kind of needed... Okay. We get rid of this handgun for now.. I can't really get rid of that handgun for now cause it has.. I get rid of the shotgun for now. Cause this has enhanced ammo in it. So I need that a bit more than the shotgun; the shotgun has one shot in it. Bad's gonna happen! what the fuck am... Shotgun ammo! Niiice! More handgun ammo - nice! Do I need my fucking crank? Very good. Very nice indeed! I feel like we're a bit more prepared now than we were.. ... a little while ago. Wait I have more space now. I have two slots' space. Should I just bring... put away the crank and bring the D-series arm. Cause I just think that when I get to Zoe I might have to give her some horror to make the serum then we can all go home and happily thereafter - That's not gonna happen, but.. A man can dream. I bet I'd need that crank again. So where am I? That's the Greenhouse where I fought Mama. Marguerite. Something on the back - what is that? Do I have a map of this? Yeah, but it doesn't show me like... ... the stuff. Okay. I'm still a lil' weary of them, But I don't think these ones are actually gonna kill me because that was.. ... Lucas's bullshit. 'K, what can I make? Can't make ammo so I guess just make more health. Imma coming Mia! Don't you worry Jack's got THIS ! Mo-ther fu-cker pi-ece of shit die pleeease! Ah god. Not worth my piece! Die die die ... come on!! Get off me! Fuck sick! I thought I've shot him enough times.. .. then we falled back. Okay I'm not in that red yet. Ah one more shot! (facepalm) Cause I would wanna block, then I was like no, I'm so close to killing him. But just kept shooting ... fuck. Ooo! Save room. Okay, that's nice. Now I can actually get rid of the crank and just.. Sort shit out here. Gunpowder ... psychostimulants ... Oooh yess! Boss fight's definitely happening now then. I have a lot of ammo, and see.. I can't make any of these ammos cause I need strong chem fluid for those. There we go. And a separating agent. That separating agent seems to be if you make a mistake.. like you combine two things and then you're like "shit!", "I could have probably used that for something else", so you separate them out again. But I think if you use a chem fluid again to make them whole again which I think is kind of annoying.. Supplements, I assume mix that with chem fluid to make ... "Can't directly use this, make them into medicines first." Wait, I never tr- tried ... ... yeah. Supplements and chem fluid makes psychostimulants. Yeah. That's what I figured. Everything should be in order. Oh my defense coin. I need that. I think we're good! But I'll pick you up and I'll put you in here anyway. I don't even know if I'm using that defense coin properly. Somebody said I need to drag it into my hot bar? Like, that doesn't do anything. I can't equip it up there. It doesn't let me. So I think you just have to have it on you. (reads descriptions) Why have I found only one of them? I dunno. But I feel like I'm in for some shit. Make sure everything is fully... loaded, and I have my strongest guns out. Cause this is the thing: In the heat of the battle then I'll have to drag these shit around. Instead of being able to like.. I'm on PC. I have a whoooole bunch of numbers on the top row of my keyboard. Let me assign... like 1 2 3 4 5 6. This is like very console because of D-pad limitation. I mean it does work for the game as well that adds tension or whatever, and that you can't choose all the weapons you want all the time. God my hand is fucked. My health is not doing so well. Let me just take one of these.. Maybe ... maybe take another one? Yeah, I'm in the green. I just wanna be in green before I do anything. Ouh! Hey girls ... ! What's going on? Nah -- not right now! Can't really fit them .. I'm gonna get the ingredients! Could've just cut you out and then you can come down here and get the ingredients I guess.. Just because of the the .. Marguerite boss fight I'm so weary about how much ammo I have at all times now. You're way different looking than I expected, by the way. Here you go. Your father? But I killed him! Mia? You're OK? Okay. Can I have one? What da fuck! What. The. Fuck! It's fuckin' huge! Is that daddy, again?! Oh god oh god oh god! I'm dropping down! Am I doing good? Okay, I'm assuming shoot the eyeballs is the thing that we're doing. There we go! I'm gonna just fuck you up dude. Where is it? Where are the eyeballs? Huh- Oh god. (x5) Oooouuh! Okay! Okay! Healing time! Erk! Fuck him up! Am I .. am I ... oh god .. I don't know if I can just.. It's so hard to know if I'm doing damage or not! I need to hit eyeballs.. I need to hit eyeballs. There's eyeballs on there for a reason. Shit! ... I'm out of that anyway. Ooo! Time to try the Magnum. Ah, stay still. Oh yeah! YEAH! Oh I'm getting the eyeballs. Yes! I need three shots at him so fuck stay --- still ! Ah. Okay, okay. O.. okay. We're doing this. We're doing this. This is the thing that's happening, Jack. You piece of fucking ass... Okay. Where's the eyballs? Whoaaaa! Eck. Eck. Shoot him in the eyballs! Yessss! I think we're doing real good ... Yessss! I think he has one left on the left side. Did I win?! Ohh! Never mind! Oh! Pride come before the fall! Ah fuck! I should have blocked.. dammit! You know what Jack I miss our earliest ... I'm sorry woo, that was a tough choice well, it wasn't really... I mean as I said, Mia is the whole reason you came to the game in the first place and I, I'd like to cure her more... I think This is awesome This can't be the end right?! No problem At least she got great hair and makeup Ohhh, it's the shipwreck I read about That's Awesomeee! Holy shit, that's cool Is that another one? What the fuck is that?!! Uhh, no thanks I'm good There's another reason I wanted to save Mia as well, cause I wanna know what's going on I want her to explain it to me Oh I'm Mia now but.. Okayyy.. I guess we're just Mia now With... a strange bottle A strange bottle that you found in your pocket after waking up at the Baker estate. It's probably important. Can I examine it? E-001 We had the D series and what comes after D series, E series So are we like a new strain of the fungus? All I can do is run away I'm curious to seeeeeeeee.... Ethan? It's Ethan! oh Jesus, OH JESUS! What.. the fuck Oh- kay, I mean I know you guys love each other and everything... but is the REALLY worth it? Also Ethan's blond, I didn't know that umm Who the fuck is left then? Granny I told ya The mum is dead, oh Lucas is alive as well.. ah man Lucas is alive, the granny is alive and the little girl we don't know if she's actually alive maybe it's Zoe doing it maybe it's a retribution she's like "WELL you didn't save me so FUCK YOU" Ohhhhhhh I don't like this place Ohhh, this place sucks the ceilings are shitty you know it's bad if you go into a building or ship and the ceiling is shitting that is a no no sign right there that's a sign to get the fuck away keep away stay away I don't like this WHAT? okay so at the start of the game Mia said I can hear her and she is able to sense like when daddy's coming so this fungus kinda like a hive mine sorta thing that once the fungus spreads that you kinda have control over that person and it's like again hive mine it's like unifying them all together so am I seeing what Eveline sees? if Eveline is the granny ewwWWWW ewWWWWW uhh its like Pompeii except you guys didn't get trapped in a pyroclastic flow nah you got stuck in a big load of shit gross oh this is spooky can I have some items now? 'Kay, that's probably the way forward so lets look. Bug spray! I could have used that a little while ago to get away from Margarite OH! Jesus! oh it's open now 'maybe this belonged to the crew' so it seems like Eveline attacked the ship then Well, I'm making all these assumptions. What other "she" could it be? What if it turns around that, like, Mia is the one that caused all this? 'Cause we still don't know. And he kind of hinted at somethin' there Like, "You're the cause of all this, aren't you?" She never really answered. Much curious. It's interesting though. The video gamer in me.. ..is always like.. You see the one direction to go and its like, " Turn around and go back and find the secrets." I'm not finding any frickin' secrets. Crew register: Captain Ed Carlile, Paul Fitzgerald, Giovanni Finetti, Ok. I would love to be able to cross reference that again with the list we found at the start. When we... Around the time we found Mia, remember we found a list of names. I would love to cross reference that to see if those were the guys that were taken to the house Ewwww "He must have been hiding from something Oh. I wonder what "She's not my child" Okay "She's inside me. She's inside everyone." Yeeeah That seems to be the unifying thing that's going on. Now I'm definitely starting to consider that the child and Eveline, the older lady are the same person. And that this happened ages ago. Woahhh That's some fucking cool imagery. Look at that shit. The stuff in the distance looks so real. Like the big, uh, domes. The big spheres. Aw that's awesome! Holy shit. "LNG Tanker Annabele. 1987. Tonage: 71,000. Length: 948 feet. That's a big fucking ship. It's got five of those domes. It is her. Oh! Ohh! Hi Eugh. I don't like her Eugh I hate tiny fucking girls who are creepy. That is fucking cool looking though. I need to take a screen shot of that. Hopefully, this doesn't mess up the recording. Uhm, you're probably seeing screenshots saved to gallery now. That's just too cool. I'm gonna use that as my background. So the little girl...killed everyone in the ship. And if my theory's correct, that little girl is also the granny. Just...this happened ages ago. Curious I wonder how close I am to the end- oh god! I've been recording for ages. Oh, I didn't even realize. I'm just so enthralled. Hi dude. So she had the- she's the cause of all the fungus and everything then. Cause she's able to just will it into existence inside people's heads. Which is pretty fucked up. And the dad did say: "my little girl gave us this gift." Did I? Oh god, she's so creepy. Oh little girls like that, I hate them in horror movies and everything. "Can't use that here." Okay. Oh. Oh! What the fuck? What am I supposed to do against them? I can has gun? Come onnn weapons. A fucking herb. Gr- I don't even have anything to break the box with! And I can't see my health. Shit Okay, so I assume "sneaking" is the order of the day? D- oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Why? Ah shit. Go over this side. Kay. There's- there's shit here that I need. Cool. Cool. Cool. Ah! Ah! Ah! There's more! Naw ah shit. Go in. Go in. Go in. Go in. Go in. Close that fucking door. You can't get in here right? Cool. Life vest. Is there anything on it I can use? "Amazon River Cruise Guide: Beauty in the Black Lagoon." Okay. I wanna go back and read this. "It's too late for us, but at least I can let the world know what happened here." "I was on night shift yesterday, so I was taking a nap in the bunk room around noon." "I was half asleep and I heard a kid, a little girl, laughing." "Or was that all in my head?" "I woke up at 7:30, there was some sort of ruckus in the passageway." "Drew one of the engineers-" "Drew, one of the engineers, came in and said there was something going on down below, maybe a riot." "He looked pale in the face." "He told me he was going down, to check it out, but never came back." "It must have been around 19:50 when I heard the scream." "I went to the laundry room to check and saw Clark being eaten by some sort of black-ish monster." "The monster turned and started coming towards me, huge, shark-like teeth snapping in its jaw." "I just screamed like a little girl and ran for it." "Now I'm huddled up in the bunk room, shaking as I write this." "There's a whole host of those creatures lurking in the passageways now." "I can still hear their screams now and then, but there's no way I'm going out there now." "And that's it: I've written everything I know." "Giovanni Finetti" Ooh-hah Kay, so- do I need the fuse for that? Or something else? Cause I didn't see what I needed. I just...saw I couldn't use anything and left. "Dear Janet," "Hey, how's it going?" "I guess half a year or so will have passed by the time you get this letter." "Life is so boring here. Day after day. Just the same old sea." "Although there's one thing that's different." "This time we have some passengers sailing with us, which hardly ever happens." "It's a couple with a little girl." "I think they're distant relatives of the captain." "Imagine, traveling on a tanker instead of a passenger ship. They must be hard up." "I tried talking to the little girl earlier and her dad shot me this nasty look." "What's he so worried about?" "Now that I think about it, the captain said he didn't even have any relatives." "Maybe I'm overthinking this. I miss you. Love, Jim." So who were the parents? Because You would think Jack and Marguerite were the parents. But this seems like its way before that. Oh shit. Awh shit! Fuck! Now it's in here with me. Aw crap! Oh. Oh! OH! I can lock it in there. Nice! Is this where I came out before? Yeah, where I- there was something in this. Nope! Nothing in there. Nothing in there! Forget it. Forget I said anything. Oh god. S'this a save room? Yes! Fucking finally. And a handgun! With...two shots. Hooray. *giggles* Well! Either way! Now I can save. Okay. So the story is starting to come together now. The story is starting to make a bit more sense. We just have to get the players in, in place. Uhm, so we know that the little girl My theory is that the little girl is the grandmother cause the grandmother seems to just be everywhere. Uhm And I was gonna say that it was only Mia that saw the little girl but it wasn't. Ethan saw her as well. When he picked up the D-series arm. Uhm So the D-series- I don't know if the D-series is the type of fungus that was growing. Or if- I- I've- maybe not. Or maybe if that's just the D-series is like- There was an A-series, B-series, C-series before that of people. And now those were the D-series. And Ethan and Mia are like the E-series Cause again, she has "E001" on that which means she's like Number 1 in that new series. Maybe? I don't know. So. We know that the little girl is the cause of all this. She just sends the black goo everywhere. Kinda like, uh, Prometheus. *chuckle* In a way. And, uhm- And like the black goo is like a hive mind, fungus type of thing. Which was kind of obvious. Sort of. From the get go. When Mia was like "Oh, I can hear her inside my head." But now this kinda just confirms it. And We need to know who the parents were. Cause I don't think- The little girl's parents who were on the boat were Jack and Marguerite. There might be a plot twist that the- cause- E- or Mia said that she was "babysitting." And then that this little girl shows up. And then there was letters saying that- "A new woman came to the place with a girl" or something like that. I don't know. There seems to be some connecting dots that Mia might have a lot more to do with this as well. Than we may think. And especially the conversation Ethan had with her just now. So maybe Mia's older than we all think she is. I don't know! Curious. Very curious. We- We're- Seems like we're coming up Close enough towards the end. Or at least what feels like should be end. It feels like that this might be the last area in the game. I have no idea. But I'm really really enjoying this. Cause it keeps changing environments every now and then and that's really nice. It had the small house first. Like from the demo. Opened up to a bigger house. When that sort of run its course, it opened up into a courtyard. That had like an open world feel to it. That there was a place to the left. And there was a place to the right over to the old house. And then you could go over left into Lucas's kind of Saw, puzzle rooms. Which is really cool as well. So. It keeps feeling fresh all the time. And I really really like that. And now it's like "Well, we kind of have a shit ton of weapons with Ethan to be able to fight." And then it switched characters. And you're kinda back to square one. Going around this. Which makes it feel fresh again. So that's very well done. The- the pacing of the game I feel, is really well done. I thought it would get very very boring and very "samey" after a while. But this is really cool. Uhm. Also I just realized that that dude got very very close to being able to get that gun. And didn't get out in time. Aw. Anyway! Thank you guys so much for watching this episode. If you liked it, punch the like button in the face! LIKE A BOSS And! High fives all around. *wapoosh wapoosh* But thank you guys. And I will see all you dudes, IN THE NEXT VIDEO *mimicking Mia* Ethan, where are you?
