(Intro Music) Arin: Yeah? Arin: You know, in real productions, they go like: "sound speeding!" Dan: That is traditional. Arin: Camera one speeds. Camera two speeds. Arin: They don't just get quiet and then start moving a camera around. Dan: Welcome to the Ten Minute Power Hour, everybody! Arin: Wow! Dan: Hello, it's so nice to see you! Dan: What is going on today, Tucker? Tucker: You guys have to clear the table first, right? Arin: Yeah-
Dan: Oh! Arin: There's no dinosaurs. Dan: Why are there extra - yeah, where are the dinosaurs and why are there no nuts? Arin: Why did - okay, first of all. Dan: Are the dinosaurs in the nutbag? Arin: I don't know what's going on here. Dan: *Chuckles while talking* Nutbag. Arin: Can I just say right now? Can I just do a little conservation - like, almonds are killing the world. Arin: Stop buying almonds! Stop it! Who bought these? Arin: It's wasting water and it's killing bees! Arin: Stop buying almonds! Dan: Is it killing bees? Arin: Yes! Arin: They ship bees to pollinate the almonds, away from where they're supposed to be. Dan: They put bees right on the - right on the bag. Arin: How fucked up is that?! Arin: It's like they're telling us, there's the designer in the industries is giving us hidden messages. Dan: These are delicious. Dan: Oh, wait. You don't want people to -*Glass shattering effects* Arin: No! Dan: Okay. Arin: Don't buy almonds! Stop it! Dan: Don't buy delicious, delicious almonds. Arin: They're breaking the enviroment! Dan: Okay. Arin: We have to find our dinosaurs. Dan: Is that- Arin: And this must be a cluuuuuue~! Dan: Are you serious? Arin: Yes. Dan: Tucker, is that really what's happening, we have to find our dinosaurs? *Laughing while talking* You fucking idiots! It's just- Dan: Tucker just gave me like, the happiest grin. Dan: Tucker, alright. Let's put this out there in three seconds. Dan: The weird episodes of Ten Minute Power Hour, that are really fuckin' weird, Dan: and make no goddamn sense, those are Tucker's favorites. Arin: *Laughs* Dan: And it looks like- Arin: Well, it's because they're Tucker's ideas. Dan: Yes. Dan: And Tucker's got an interesting brain. Dan: So, it looks like it's gonna be one of those now. Dan: Um...let's - do we go find our dino- what do we do? Arin: Yes, we have to go find our dinosaurs.
Dan: Do we have to go find our dinosaurs? Arin: I don't know where they are, but... Dan: Alright. Allie, do you know where our dinosaurs are? Arin: Something has to do with the butter almonds! Arin: Maybe we should go to the farms, where they fucking - it takes a gallon of water to make one almond! Dan: Really? Arin: Isn't that ridiculous?! Would you drink a gallon of water - you would. Dan: Over time, yeah. Arin: That was probably a bad way to phrase that. Arin: It's really wasteful! Dan: Um...let's go find our dinosaurs! Dan: Oh these are good, though. Arin: Let's go to the kitchen, where they're from. Dan: Okay! Dan: Sounds great. Arin: *The 'butthole sniffing adventure voice* C'mon everybody! We're going on an adventure! Dan: Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah! Dan: Clue, clue! Arin: Oh. Dan: It's the dinsosaurs. Arin: Oh, they're right here on our pinball machine. Dan: Alright, we found 'em. Arin: These are like, the cutest drawings I've ever seen. Dan: The show's over. Arin: I say mine's better than yours. Dan: Okay, well. We didn't draw these. Arin: Your stegosaurus is dummy thicc. Arin: But I've got- Dan: I'm still not super clear on what that means. Dan: Does it matter why they're on- Arin: It's like an inventory. It's like- Arin: *imitates video game sound* boop boo! Dan: I'll stick it... Dan: ...right over, right over my Melbourne kangaroos. Arin: I'll stick it on my nose sunburn. Arin: 'Cause that'll be healthy when I peel it off. Dan: Okay. Outstanding. Dan: Ike! Where the fuck are the dinosaurs? Ike: Um, what? Arin: Oh, you don't know anything about it, do you? Arin: (reading): "Can I list items that I don't own on eBay and sell them from Amazon?" Arin: Is it morally wrong to sell things that aren't yours on eBay? Arin: Wait a second, Ike! Dan: Ike! Arin: What the fuck?! Dan: Are you serious? Dan: Ike, why do you have other, other things from previous Ten Minute Power Hours? *baseball hitting ball echoing* Arin: Wow, this episode's a real bit! Arin: They have dinosaurs on them. Dan: Are those dinosaurs? Or are we just seeing them everywhere because we want- Arin: It looks like they have dinosaurs on them. Dan: *playfully* What do you know, Spencer? What do you know? Dan: Tell me, what do you know? Arin: He looks so confused and scared. *kisses the doggo* Dan: Sorry, Spencer. Arin: I think we should go talk to Ross. Dan: Let's go talk to Ross. Arin: 'Cause I realized that these are Ross's. Dan: Ross! Dan: You son of a bitch! Arin: Where the heckie are our dinosaurs? Dan: Oh my god, the dinosaurs! I knew it!
Arin: There's more! Dan: I knew it! Dan: Ross... Dan: Ross... Arin: You're a thief! You're a scoundrel! Dan: You're a charlatan! You're a rascal! Arin: You got the dinosaurs on your computer screen! Arin: And now you're drawing dino girls!
Dan: *yelling* Dan: Get in here! Get in here, Tucker! Arin: This is some great self-promotion! Follow Ross on twitch.tv/rubberninja! Dan: Ross... Ross: So, what're you looking for? Dan: We're looking for the dinosaurs which I am increasingly believing you stole- Dan: More almonds! Ross: What are you talking about? Dan: Ross, there are Blue Diamond almonds right there. Arin: Don't you know that almonds are killing the agriculture? Ross: Yeah. Dan: Arin, stop making this about your personal crusade against almonds. Arin: Fuck! It's not a pers- Ross: I don't live anywhere near a Korean market where you can get these at, and the person that I go to as a supplier is Allie. Dan: What? Arin: Allie's supporting the almond industry?! Ross: I didn't do it! Dan: Really? Ross: I didn't do it! Dan: Really? Arin: Then why are you drawing sexy girl versions of our dinosaurs? Ross: I think this is just a ridiculous coincidence. Dan: Oh, those, those are... Ross: It's like the gyaru kind of deal, but like... Dan: Actually, those are sexy. I like those. Ross: I figured Dan would like them a lot. Dan: You can't be a furry if they're lizards, right? Cause lizards don't have fur. Arin: That's a scalie.
Ross: That's a "scalie," Dan. Dan: Oh! Dan: Oh, FurCon! Arin: Allie! Allie: Yes! Allie: What?! Arin: We have a tremendous suspicion that you have been lying to us! Allie: About what? Arin: First of all, you shouldn't be buying almonds, they're really bad for the environment- Dan: Arin! For the love of God! Arin: But! You also maybe stole our dinos! Dan: I'm starting to think you're lobbying for the cashew industry. Arin: Cashews are...I don't know anything about cashews. Allie: Matt and Ryan were recording in there yesterday. Arin: In where? In the- Arin: Power Hour Room?
Allie: Power Hour Room. Arin: But they're recording gameplay now. Dan: Do you perhaps know something, Suzy? Beyond that salad? Dan: Of deceit? Suzy: No. Arin: Was there like, a scary person back there in the storage? Arin: Was somebody sneaking around? Arin: Hold on a second. Dan: I see a shadow. Arin: What the heck?! Dan: It's fucking Ike, man! Arin: Ike, what are you doing?! Dan: Ike! Get the fucking- Arin: What is it?! What's happening?!
Dan: Hi, Spencer. Who's a good boy? Dan: Ike? Dan: This is narrow. This is gonna be an awkward shot. Dan: This is NOT where you stand.
Arin What are you doing back here? Dan: This is not where your desk is! Dan: Wait, who's "they?" Arin: How much did they pay you, I'll pay you more! Dan: Yeah we'll double it...in almonds. Arin: Matt and Ryan! Matt: Arin and Dan from Game Grumps! Dan: What the fuck?! Arin: You- you less handsome and less talented versions of us! Ryan: Were you reading the comments of the recent thing we uploaded together? Arin: Yes! Matt: Fuck!
Ryan: That's fucked up! Dan: That is kinda fucked up, did they really say that? Matt: Yeah.
Ryan: Probably. Arin: You've been implicated in a scheme of stealing dinos! Dan: Do you actually have our dinosaurs?
Arin: Yeah. Matt: Nope. Ryan: No, no. Dan: For real, no? Matt: Why would I - what good is gonna come from that to me? Dan: It'd be annoying to us and you love that. Arin: Well you clearly moved them off the table 'cause you filmed something yesterday. Ryan: So what is the evidence that makes it right for you to interrupt our recording session? Matt: We're doing Let's Plays here, guys. Ryan: This is like - how many episodes are we in?
Matt: Five. This is episode five of Animal Crossing. Ryan: Episode five, look we're an hour and forty six minutes into our recording session. Arin: Look, I know how dire it is to record Let's Plays, on account of- Matt: *loud gulp* Oh, do you? Arin: Yeah, no, we DO, okay? Ryan: This engine runs on Let's Plays, Arin! Arin: It's true. But we need our dinosaurs to start the other show that runs the engine. Dan: Yeah, we can't - we need it. Dan: Allie's being all weird and Ike is hiding behind the shelf where all the video games are- Arin: That's his desk, though. Dan: I guess that is his desk.
Matt: He works back there. Dan: And he's got a blond mustache that I never saw before, and it's weird in the light. Matt: He takes his shirt off a lot at work too, I don't know if you guys have seen that. Dan: Is that right? Matt: Someone should talk to him, but we don't have the dinosaurs. Allie: You guys remember that social media picture I took of you yesterday? Matt: Yeah. Allie: Well...
Matt: Why? Matt: Yeah, she said "Hey, can I get you guys-" Allie: In the background!
Dan: Wait a second, oh my God! Dan: Tucker, get this. Arin: There's a - what! Allie: In the background, Vernon was leaving the Power Hour room and he's holding the... Allie: ...he's holding the pencils. Arin: Is he holding the pencils?! Arin: That sneaky FUCK!
Matt: Oh he is, dude! Dan: Alright, is Vernon in his hidey-hole where he writes shit on his fuckin' hipster typewriter? Ryan: I'm feeling confused... Arin: Yeah.
Dan: Us too. Arin: Go visit supermega dot com slash- Matt: We don't own that domain name. Arin: Go to supermega official dot-
Dan: Supermega will be- Ryan: It's youtube.com/user/supermegaofficial, right? Matt: You don't have to put user, we actually just got /supermegaofficial.
Ryan: Oh, awesome. Dan: Matt and Ryan will be appearing in person at FurCon 2019. Dan: The furry convention. Arin: HempCon! March 28th through March 27th! Matt: And, there is a fantastic, fantastic convention for John Deere riding lawnmowers Matt: that we will both be guests at in October, so hope to see you guys there. Ryan: We're hosting a panel, two hour panel. Arin: I'm really stoked to see that one. Matt: Thanks, man.
Arin: I'll be there front row. Dan: DeereCon. We'll be there. Ryan: Don't joke about that. You will be there, right? Dan: Yeah, um. Matt: Dan, we only had so many guest list spots. Matt: Okay, we'll talk about this later. We don't have you guys- Dan: Vernon! Arin: We found some evidence of you sneaking around! Arin: In the background of a photograph! With our little pencil holder. Arin: I think you have the dinosaurs, mister. Don't even tell me you don't. Vernon: Why are the cameras here? Dan: Do you feel weird being bracketed by the two handsomest men in the world? Arin: Oh, it's probably getting your goat isn't it? Dan: Yeah. Arin: Really 'flimming' your 'flam.' Dan: Vernon, I've known you for many years, Dan: you have a hand tattoo so you can't be trusted, Dan: uh, what'd you do with our dinosaurs? Arin: Where are they? Arin: You smell like vape. Arin: What do you know, Vernon?! Arin: About the dinosaurs, what do you know?! Dan: What happened to your nose? Arin: I got a little sun in Maui. Dan: Aw, that's nice. Arin: That's besides the point, Vernon! Trying to distract us with all kinds of things that you're saying! Arin: Give us the truth! Give us the answers! Arin: We'll drill you until we can't drill you no more! Arin: And then we'll keep drilling you! And you're gonna like it! Arin: AH! Vernon: You want the truth?! We all got something to hide! Vernon: I know you got something to hide! Vernon: So don't mess with the fucking Lizard King, 'cause I will end you. Arin: *groaning* Vernon: You want the truth, don't you? Arin: No! Vernon: I uh, gotta unlock it. One sec. Vernon: Okay, and oh yep. There we go. That's uh, yep. Vernon: Oh, I'll turn on the sound for you. Dan: You're watching old footage of me... Dan: ...putting the dinosaurs on the table. Dan: You gettin' all this from where you are, Tucker? Okay, super. Dan: Arin... Arin: What, that was a bit! Arin: No, don't even start, that was a bit! Dan: Arin...? Arin: I know what you're thinking. Arin: And those almonds ARE really tasty. Arin: But they hurt the environment, Dan! Dan: Do they? I don't know what to believe anymore. Dan: Did you steal the dinosaurs? Arin: I did not steal the dinosaurs, that was a bit. It was a funny bit that Allie orchestrated! Arin: She was the one who came up with the concept, and I'm the one that executed! Dan: Does your nose turn red when you lie? Arin: No, it turns red when I go on vacation for a week where there's a lot of sun! Allie: So, Ike and I have been working on a theory...
Dan: Uh-huh. Allie: So far, I'm pretty sure anybody on this board could have done it. Arin: So me, or Jory, or furry boy. Dan: Or guest director, Furry Man. Matt: This is a waste of time and company resources. Dan: Yeah it would be a waste of time according to you Matt, Dan: because here's a picture of you clearly shoving something up your butt, which could be- Matt: Oh, you used that.
Dan: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Matt: I, I didn't say you could share that picture- Dan: Next to, next to your Kony 2012 poster. Matt: This picture wasn't meant to be shared Allie, so thank you. Allie: You should have responded to me! Arin: You were gonna stick - you're sticking something up your booty! Matt: What is it, though? Dan: Could it be... Dan & Arin: ...a dinosaur?! Matt: It was a fake pistol I was shoving up my ass, as a prank. Matt: I was pranking myself by-
Arin: It's a funny prank. Arin: Did you steal the dinosaurs?
Matt: No, I didn't. Arin: Okay fine, I believe you. Dan: Was it Skyward Sword? Allie: You're gonna blame him just like that?! Matt: Don't accuse me of a crime that I did not commit! Allie: How do we know that? You were in the Power Hour Room yesterday. Arin: Because he's a great kisser! Arin: Is what I've been told. Dan: Wait, Arin, why are you in the center of this with a knife? Arin: Because I'm defending my right to find the dinosaurs and maintain them in my person. Arin: Duh. Dan: Seems legit. Dan: Uh, Ross looks very happy. And where is he? Matt: Look at that smug face. Matt: Honestly, like I said, this is a waste of time. We should be making money, guys c'mon! Arin: You're a waste of time! We're trying to figure out where our heckin' dinosaurs are- Matt: Don't get so fuckin' mad, I'm looking out for the company! This is so stupid! Arin: It's not stupid!
Dan: I'm also gonna yell! Dan: I'm gonna start yelling too! Matt: Look at Ryan's face, does he look happy right now? Arin: No!
Dan: No! Arin: But he never does! *overlapping yelling* Arin: Listen, I'm not trying to- Ryan: What do you mean, I never look happy? Arin: *yells* Matt: Stop, Arin! Child! Jory: You guys are really scaring me, what's going on? Matt: Jory, don't get involved in this shit-
Dan: Hi Jory. Jory: Matt, what are you- Arin: Jory, do you have our dinosaurs? Jory: Oh yeah, I do dude. Arin: Really?
Dan: Are you serious? Ryan: No, I think this is a bit. Jory: Why would it be a bit, Ryan?! Jory: Yeah. Jory: You guys know I'm a dino lover.
Dan: Jory, you had our fucking dinosaurs the whole time?! Jory: I'm a total dino lover, of course I do. Dan & Arin: Why'd you take them?! Jory: For fun! Arin: That's a good reason.
Dan: Yeah that is a good reason. Arin I trust Jory.
Dan: Alright. Jory: Thanks guys. Dan: We will have to savagely beat you. Jory: Another day at the office, huh? Dan: HA HA HA! Dan: Wow.
Arin: Thank goodness. Dan: That was an adventure. Arin: We really went on one. Dan: Okay. Arin: Let's put them back to where they belong. Dan: Ah, this feels good. Tucker: Can you center it a little more? Put it a little more your way? Tucker: Ehh, too much, put it back. A little more your way, Arin. Yeah okay. Arin: There, now it's perfectly centered, as to Tucker's liking. Dan: Looks good to me.
Arin: And we can begin the Power Hour. Dan: Go for it! Dan: Welcome to the Ten Minute Power Hour! Arin: *screams* (Outro Music)
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This actually kinda felt like a bottle episode from Community or something. I keep thinking they can't make better episodes and then they do, this might be my favorite yet.
I'm so happy c:
This whole episode was great. Right up their with the "Ryan goes looking for tie dye material and gets lost in the woods" episode.
Also; who does Spencer the pup belong to?
This video activated my almonds.
Allie’s shirt is amazing and deserves some praise u/nut_boye.
Dan's a
furrryscalie confirmed!Are there finished versions of those dino girls?
They did it. They finally broke sweet Vernon.