(Intro Music) Arin: Rubber baby buggy bumpers. Dan: Red leather, yellow leathe- that one's really hard for me. Arin: Red leather, yellow leather. Dan: You can do it huh? Arin: Red leather, yellow leather. Red leather, yellow leather. Dan: Red leather, yellow lea- *gibberish* Dan: Red leather, yellow leather - it's really hard. Dan: Red leather yellow lea- Arin: Rubber baby buggy bumpers. Dan: Rubber baby buggy bumper. That one's easier. Yeah. Dan: Red leather, yellow leather- Dan: Yes! Tucker, did you get that on film? That was the one time I've ever done it. Dan: Sick. Dan: Hello! And welcome to the Ten Minute Power Hour! Arin: It's Dan! Dan: And Arin! Arin: It's Dan! Dan: And Arin! Arin: DAAAN! Dan: I'll take it. *loud flapping* Arin: Made a doo-doo. Dan: What? Arin: Can't, can't just, can't just leave it out in the, in the park like this. Arin: Gotta dispose of it. Dan: You know what I've gone back to doing? Dan: Referring to taking a shit as "making bears." Dan: I'm really into it- Arin: Making bears?! Dan: I'm, like: "Sorry baby, I'll be right back, I gotta make bears." Dan: I really want it to catch on. Arin: I've heard of "make", but I haven't heard of "make bears. That makes it- Dan: Of course you have! We talked- Arin: So much cuter. Dan: I know! Dan: There's a bunch of bears in the cave and they need to be released into the forest! Arin: Into the forest of...drowning sorrow? Dan: Don't - I don't like to think about my bears drowning. Dan: What are we doing, Arin? Dan: Besides making... Dan: bears! Arin: We're playing GAMES 'N' SUCH! Dan: "What's That Smell?" Arin: It's a smell game. Dan: "The party-" but you're sick right now and you don't have a sense of smell. Arin: Well then you'll win. Dan: Will I? Dan: Or will I lose because I will actually smell these things? Arin: *laughs mischievously* Arin: Yeah. *thud* Dan: No, Arin! We won't be able to smell that anymore! Dan: Smells like broken game! Dan: Shattered dreams! Arin: That really got me. Dan: "Brush here to release stank!" Arin: Oh, it already smells. Arin: Ugh, there's already, like, smells coming from it! Dan: Yeah. Dan: Apparently "Hot, Chunky Vomit" cannot be contained by a small plastic packaging. Arin: Are you fucking serious? Dan: Yeah, no, that's what they said. Arin: They have to- Arin: Oh my God! They had to, like - seal up the gross ones! Dan: Yeah, yeah, it's bad. It's gonna be really bad. Arin: "Each player should have a card holder, a scorecard, and a Whiff Strip™." *both groan* Arin: They got pictures on 'em! Like bones, and Christmas trees! Dan: And a cat's asshole. Dan: Right there. Arin: Oh, that is a cat's asshole! Dan: Yeah, I know. I know one when I see one. Arin: I thought you were making a joke. Dan: Nope. Arin: And then, and then, the three-boobed lady from...uh, Total Recall. Dan: Oh! The triple-breasted whore of Eroticon Six. Arin: Yeah. *quiet off-screen laughter* Dan: Cardinal- Arin: I'm gonna download the "What's That Smell?" app! Dan: "Smoke Factor," "Just Plain Stinky-" Arin: I'm doing face ID. Dan: Okay. *off-screen laughter* Arin: I calibrated it weird when I started my phone. So I have to do that every time. Arin: Ah! Arin: It has sounds and things! Dan: Okay! Arin: Stop making music! Arin: Stop it! Arin: AHH! Arin: This was a bad idea. Dan: Okay, cool. Back to this. Dan: Jot down your best smell guess and check off the smell category you think it belongs to. Arin: Oh. Dan: Lastly, share your funniest memory or association of what that smell triggers. Dan: Don't fucking get into my life to try to make more content for your stupid ass game. Arin: Yeah. Arin: "Then submit it using the hashtag What's That Smell? hashtag cool, hashtag best board game, hashtag go fuck yourself, who cares, shut up." Dan: Okay, cool. Dan: There you go. Do it up. Arin: Oh. Arin: That's kinda nice. It's, um- Arin: It's like um- Dan: Can I smell? Arin: It's like a clean diaper. Dan: Yeah, I know what it is. Arin: You do? Arin: It's like talcum powder? Arin: It's like baby powder? Dan: I'll never tell. *loud sneeze* Dan: Smells like disease! Arin: "Smell guess:" Arin: "baby powder." Dan: Arin, you're not supposed to say it. Arin: *stuttering* Well how are - what the fuck are we supposed to - the camera have nothing for the show?! Dan: No, like, we reveal it. After we've written it down. Dan: That's how - otherwise I'll know what you're guessing. Dan: I also wrote down baby powder. Arin: Good. Did you? Dan: Yes. Dan: That's what it is! Arin: Okay, and then I went "Blooming Fresh." Dan: What's your smell association? Arin: Uhh, it was "good." Dan: Mine is "making bears." Arin: Wh- you, spritz yourself with...? Arin: What was it? It was "col-og-nee." It was in "All Things Chemical." Dan: It's cologne? Arin: "Col-og-nee." Dan: That shit smells like baby powder! Hannah - can you, can you back us up? Dan: Allie? Arin: Oh, it's cologne. Dan: Alright, we're both wrong! Everybody's wrong! Arin: *vocalizes* Arin: You fucking opened it, you ass! Dan: I opened it. I opened the wrong part. Dan: It was garlic. Dan: Wow, it really smells like garlic in here now. Dan: Wow. Arin: Wow, holy shit. Dan: Wow. Arin: Yo, that's really intense. Dan: Oh, my eyes are tearing. Arin: It's not even close to me. Dan: Release the smell. Dan: Ugh! Arin: That's not bad. Dan: I just got too close to it. Arin: Mm-hm. Arin: Mm-hm, mm-hm. Dan: Well, what did you say, first of all? Arin: I said chocolate. Dan: I also said chocolate. And I put it in "Sweet Stuff." Arin: Same. Dan: What's your smell association? Arin: Eating it the other night and hating myself! Dan: Hah! Mine is "making bears!" Dan: It's chocolate! Dan: Yeah! Five points for each of us. Arin: Yes! Dan: And category "Sweet Stuff." Arin: God, we fucking rule! Dan: This game... stinks. Dan: I didn't mean - I didn't mean it like that. Arin: I'm pretty sure that's on the box, Dan. Dan: Yeah, you better believe it. Arin: "This game stinks! P.U! Wah, Wah!" Dan: Here's another one, here's another one. Dan: Ew. Arin: Eh. Dan: Eugh. Arin: Nuh-uh. Dan: Ugh. Arin: Nuh-uh. Dan: Eugh. It's not - what is it? It's not good. Arin: *shrieks* Dan: I hate it. Arin: *shrieks* Arin: Dude, I'm gonna fart and mess up this whole operation. Dan: It's fine. I think I prefer it honestly. Arin: What did you get? Dan: I put "soap." And I put it in "All Things Chemical." Arin: Oh. Dan: And my smell association was "washing off excess bears." Arin: I put "tree," and I put it in "Just Plain Stinky." Dan: You think it's a tree? That's a stank ass tree. Arin: I don't fucking know! It smelled tree-like! Dan: Alright. Arin: And my association was: "there are them around." Dan: It's crayon. Arin: NO IT'S NOT! Arin: *yells* (Off-screen): It smells like when some of your hair gets in your hairdryer. Dan: Yeah, it smells like a fire at the wig factory. Dan: It smells familiar, but I don't know what it is. Arin: *strangled noise* Dan: Alright, what'd you put, Arin? Arin: I'm still writing. Dan: Alright, I'll answer. Dan: My smell guess is "ass." It smells like ass. And I put it in the category of "Tooty-Fruity." Dan: I had no smell association. Arin: I put in "dessert treat." In "Sweet Stuff." And my smell association was "doesn't smell like this but it does." Dan: It's coffee? Arin: We just sniffed coffee! Coffee! We have it for comparison! Arin: Ah! Arin: Ah! Arin: Ahh! Arin: Don't. Don't do it. Dan: What? Arin: Don't do it. Dan: You've never done coffee snooters?! Dan: I think I know. Arin: I know what that is. Dan: Okay. Arin: I put barbecue. Dan: I also put barbecue! What smell category did you put it in? Arin: Um. Who cares? "Spice It Up." Dan: I put it in "Smoke Factor." What's your smell association? Arin: Oh. "I want it now!" And then I put "now!" and I underlined it. Dan: Mine is "cooking up bears." It's bacon! Arin: What do you mean, it's bacon? Dan: It's bacon. Dan: But we were on the right, we were on the right - oh, barbecue is number three-" Arin: Oh. Dan: You get the silver medal. Arin: Whatever! That's what it smells more like! Dan: So, four points for me because I also got the category of "Smoke Factor." Allie: Smells like the wood chips you burn at- Arin: Wood chips and barbecue! Off-screen) Eight... Dan: Uh-huh. Off-screen) to nine. Dan: In favor of who? Dan: That means I get to choose who gets the whiff of shame! Arin: Who - who is it? Dan: It's gonna be you, Arin! Dan: Do you want: "Extra Old Toe Cheese, Smothered in B.O.", "Diaper Blowout," or "Hot, Chunky Vomit?" Arin: I'll do "Hot, Chunky Vomit." Dan: I'm just gonna put my face in this coffee. Dan: Remember to brush it to release the stank. Arin: Thank you, Dan. Dan: Mm-hm. Arin: You're always looking out for me. Dan: Yeah, I got your back. Arin: It's not bad at all. Dan: Really? Arin: It's like, kinda nice. Dan: Maybe they forgot to put the stank on. Arin: It doesn't smell like anything! Dan: Yeah, I think they forgot to put on the - the smell. Arin: It's like, so perplexing - all the stuff that's supposed to smell good is like "Ah!" and this one's like "I don't get it." Arin: "Smothered in B.O.", here we go. Arin: Oh, yeah! That smells like B.O.! Arin: Woah, that's nuts! Arin: Ahh! Arin: Gross! Dan: Oh! God, no, no, that's not good. Dan: It's, like- Arin: It smells like B.O.! Dan: It's like the high school gym locker that like, eighty kids have used. Allie: It's like, petroleum B.O. Arin: I wanna try the other ones now! Dan: No! No. Dan: Not "Diaper Blowout!" Arin: "Diaper Blowout!" Arin: Ahh! Dan: It's gonna smell like tiny bears! Arin: That- Arin: It's not good. Dan: No. Arin: But that doesn't smell like diaper. Dan: No? Arin: *retch* Arin: I got a little something new. Arin: Yeah, it's like an outhouse. Dan: Oh! Dan: That's like, a lot of bears. Arin: Ah! Dan: It's like a port-o-john, at Cochella, on day four. Suzy: No! That's the like - smell from like, Little Tokyo in the elevators. Dan: Yes! Yes! Yes! Allie: You guys are really selling this for me. Arin: Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it! *laughter* Arin: "Extra Old Toe Cheese!" Arin: Oh yeah. Arin: Oh yeah. Dan: No, don't bring out more stank! Arin: Oh yeah! Arin: OH! Arin: That's dick cheese! Dan: Really? Arin: That's not toe cheese, that's dick cheese. Arin: That's one hundred percent- Dan: You're absolutely right. Arin: That's like when you're - you woke up at like 2:00 PM, and it's like 7:00 and you're sitting like this all day and you're like: Unison: What IS that? Arin: And then you're like: "Ah!" Dan: Absolutely. Arin: That's what that is! *loud yell* *laughter* Suzy: It's not as bad as the bathroom one. The bathroom one was the worst. Off-screen: Tucker! You rubbed your nose with it! Suzy: He loves it. Tucker: There's like a scent there that's almost pleasant. Dan: There's not. Allie: It's like the musk of an ex-boyfriend. Arin: I know what he's talking about. Arin: I know exactly what he means. Arin: Lightning round! Dan: Wait, wait, wait. Arin: Uhh... Arin: Uh, like, roses or something? Or, roses and chocolate! Arin: Chocolate covered cherry! Dan: Yeah! Chocolate covered cherry. Arin: "Almond paste!" Dan: Alright, Jesus Christ, that wasn't- Arin: Um, licorice or something. Dan: Lipstick on a hot day. Dan: It's an apple. Arin: Apple! Arin: Ooh, ooh, ooh! Cinnamon! Dan: Definitely cinnamon. Arin: *raspberry* Dan: It's like the bottom of an old aquarium. Arin: Eugh! Oh! Oh! Oh that's the worst one of all, it hit me so weird! Suzy: I don't know. Dan: It's weird. Suzy: Yeah. Dan: It's not good, whatever it is it's not good. Allie: I'm gonna go with uh, dirty gym clothes or like, wet socks. Dan: Wet socks? Arin: Rotting meat. Dan: An empty, old aquarium. Suzy: I would say mold. Dan: Mold, yeah. Off-screen: Yeah, like burning rubber. Both: Burning rubber? Arin: "Garbage!" Dan: Just straight up garbage. Dan: Fucking garbage. Dan: Garbage is the perfect word for this. Dan: This experience. Arin: There's so many different kinds of garbage, though. Arin: *screams* Arin: Cinnamon... Arin: What creation will we make? Arin: Double double, toil and trouble, coffee please! How about a whiff of shame? Arin: You ready? Arin: You're participating, right? Dan: Yeah, alright. Arin: It's good, though. Dan: My toes are curling. Arin: It's a problem. Arin: It's a problem. Arin: That is not good. Let's throw in some more. Arin: What do we got? Dirty socks? Throw that in, who cares? Arin: I don't give a shit. Arin: What about this one, what's this? Dan: People at home are gonna think- Arin: Garlic! Dan: They're gonna think we're playing this up. I assure you - if anything, we're underselling how gross this is. Arin: I just got like- Arin: *yells* (Outro Music)
Arin doing a weird face to unlock his phone really got to me for some reason.
Holy shit that Table Flip call back at 5:05: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcZWEE6rv8Y
Dan's awkward nerdy shuffle after identifying the triple breastfed whore of eroticon-6 was too much
The smegma part made me laugh and gag at the same time.
DOUBLE DOUBLE TOIL AND TROUBLE
I've never heard anyone refer to taking a shit as "making bears"
Thanks, Dan
Arnold finally got to go on a butthole sniffin’ adventure! COME AWWWWWNN!
Perfectly cut scream at the end there
Diaper Blowout sounds like a band name, would probably be the rival band of Loded Diper