*opening music* Dan: What am I looking at? Arin: I got some smutz on me Dan: That's it, there you go. Aah! Arin: Welcome to The 10 Minute Power Hour Dan: Welcome! We probably still have some makeup and glittery stuff on our face. I know I have it on my arm. You can see it's... glitter. *Arin furiously grunting* Arin: UUUHHH!! Dan: Wow. Can't stress enough that that's mine. That stegosaurus is mine. Arin: Well, now it's in my head Dan: Now i have to go to another dimension to get it. Arin: We're gonna play some board games, Dan. Dan: Oh my god. I'm excited. Arin: This is...Jesus... Dan: Stuff your face. It's always a handful of fun Arin: Yeah, so this is from 1982. Dan: That's the year Pac-Man got created, Arin: This is like Pac-Man, but in real life. Dan: Did this come out before Hungry Hungry Hippos and, like they decided to change it to hippos because clown men are too disgusting? Arin: uuh... Dan: Ugh look at their gross puppet hands. Arin: I want the yellow hands. Dan: Okay Do you want beardy clown or "It" clown Arin: I'll take "It" clown. Dan: Okay *Demonic clown like laughter* Arin: Dan are you ready to play "stuff your face"? Dan: You better believe I am! Let's shake on it Arin: Dan you're being crazy! *Dan shrieks* Dan: Arin... shhhh Arin: Oh my goodness? Don't. Don't. This is from 1982 you don't know what levels of coke and opium are put in these Dan: *laughs* Coke and opium! "copium"! And if forgot to take sent... ...A fan just sent me this so i have to... I'm a medium by the way. Lots of fans keep sending me large stuff, and I can't wear it 'cause it's too big Arin: I'm an XL a lot of fans keep sending me a small because they think that I'm a petite little boy But I'm in fact a large fat man. *Dan laughs* How the fuck do you... Dan: Yeah how does this work Arin: You gotta... You gotta... Hold on there's... there's-there's 80 year old instructions. Dan: Oh good. *Psychedelic Music* Yeah, I think I got the arms You just gotta pull them right through and then they lock Dan: Oh, yeah, Arin: They lock into place like that.
Dan: Okay Dan: I think 98% of people hate clowns and the other 2% are clowns. Arin: How many people are- 8 billion or something? Dan: Yeah Arin: Do you think like ...
Dan: There's probably about a billion clowns. Arin: All right, we're all, we're all set up Old British Woman (Dan): Stop! Dan: Oh, is - that's what we have to do is ...
Arin: Yeah we have to shovel em' Dan: Look at how fucking creepy like when you can't see the sleeves look at how gross the arms are Arin: Skeleton *mumble* ... Let it be known Whoever owned this prior Dan: Very greasy? Arin: I don't know if they kept it near their kitchen and they cooked bacon a lot but these are fucking greasy as hell Throw these in there Dan: AHHHH
Arin: YAAAH Dan: Okay Arin: Give me a hug Dan: NO Arin: we're too far! Dan: Jimmy please come to me. Stuff Your Face by Milton Bradley. Here we go. Tucker count us down from 3 5 4 1 Go! Shit! Oh .. Fuck. Shit! Arin: Did you get one?
Dan: I got one! Dan: Oh Arin: This is fucking impossible Dan: Slow and steady wins the race cause the thumbs are like ahh Arin: I got one! Dan: Do certain balls have like more of a point value? Arin: Sure the ... green balls are worth more
Dan: Aww fuck you man Dan: I'm stuffing my face! You'll float TOOO Arin: OH OH I got two! I got two! NO YES NO NO NO Arin: Give it to me
Dan: Give it to me? Arin: It counts. *Dan laughs* It went through his mouth IT COUNTS Arin: I'm Stuffing my Face Dan: Yeah. Tucker give us fucking Xtreme music Tucker (off-screen): Here I'll do it live
♪ Xtreme music Acapella plays ♪ Arin: What song is that? Dan: This one's mine (MINE). This one's mine (MINE) NO Arin: STOP! LET GO! LET GO! Dan: Oh my god. Piece of shit. You cheating fuck .. *Arin let's out his battle cry* Dan: AAAH! OH NO! No! NOOOOOO! Arin: *Maniacal laughter* Arin: I got it I got it I got it Arin: I got it! No! Oh fuck! It's mine! Dan: Oh Oh Oh oh I've gone rouge! My clown is off the thing Arin: OHMYGOD OHMYGOD Arin: That was NOT nice! Dan: oOOOoh Arin: I got it. I got it! Oh, no! *Mayhem* Dan: Okay, so I got three? Arin: So I think I got four Dan: W - all right - well I definitely had like twelve but ... they flew away. Arin: So let's - I would say that since I ended up with more greasy marbles that I am the victor. Dan: You stuffed your face more Great game Arin! Very proud of you Arin: Tucker, what do you think? Tucker *Off camera* : What I can say - because of Dan's handicap at the end You know, like maybe he should get- Arin: Handicap?!? He was able to float around the entire arena!! Tucker: He fell off!!! Arin: I'm - I'm limited to a space, He can just go anywhere he wanted!! He can just- Tucker: Dan, wasn't it way harder when you fell off? Dan: Yeah it was super hard! Arin: noOOOOOOO IT WASN'T Dan: Yeah - is, is that... Arin: I can prove it to you I can, I can prove it! WATCH Dan: Is that it, do I win? YAYYYYYY *tiny giggle* WOOOOOO *Celebratory woo and ahh-ing as Arin sulks* Arin: *mumbles* Shouldn't have asked Tucker's opinion *mumble mumble mumble* Dan: Where's this hand going- *distressed laughter* *More distressed laughter* It's so terrifying *Disgusted ughs* I love you Arin It's like being strangled by a child Arin: Well, that was fun Dan: I too enjoyed myself Arin: Let's play another game Dan. This one will really lift our spirits Dan: Tetris! *read: teach-ris* Arin: It's for your teats! You can save up to ten dollars on the purchase of popular Milton Bradley Nintendo cartridges. Dan: Oh, that's awesome Arin: If you buy this- If you buy Tetris *Read: teat-ress* Dan: Milton Bradley Nintendo games Captain Sky Hawk, Arin: Marble Madness, Dan: California Game, Arin: TIME LORD!!!! Dan: TIMMMME LOOORD!!! Yeah! Oh my god redeem that coupon! Arin: Let's play Tetris *still pronouncing it teat-ress*. Dan: Okay, cool Arin: Here's my board. It's much better than Dan's board because well, it's mine Dan: *vaguely distressed hmm-ing* Arin: Other way. Dan: *hmm of affirmation and understanding* Arin: You gotta lock it into place and then shove it in the holes Like you would know how to do that (Buuuuuuurn) Dan: I did it! I knew... Arin: this game is super simple Dan, and I'm talking real simple I'm talking super dang simple. I'm talking Ultra Super Simple. You ready to play Dan? Dan: You better believe your fucking sweet ass tits I am. Arin: Alright Ready, GO! Arin: Take it Dan: Take it Arin: Dammit! Fucking asshole So this is - you gotta grab a new piece for this time, but now you can't give me one. Dan: Oh, okay Arin: I'm gonna place that one Well, we got the same piece Dan: That's incredible. I'm gonna put it right over there Arin: Alright so we have to use this piece now Dan: Okay, and I'm gonna put it right there Arin: *Under his breath* Fuck Arin: I placed mine. YOU HAVE TO HIT THE- YOU ALREADY FUCKED UP *Arin mumbling instructions* Dan: *Singing* Time out for instructions *Singing* Time out for instructions *Singing* Time out for instructions Arin: So it has to - It has to Dan: *Singing* Waste everybody's time! Arin: You can do it any way you want Dan: Oh Arin: As long as it's color side up Dan: OoooOOOh Arin: Mhm mhm mhm Dan: Okay, well then I'll put this- Oh! *Pause for sneeze* Arin: That was actually disgusting. Like not even as a bit. That was like, the grossest thing that we've done in the show Arin: Shit Take it. Dan: You take this. Arin: Fuck! I don't want that piece FUCK Damn it. That's not the piECE I WANTED Fuck. Dan: Awesome. Arin: This sucks dick! Dan: This is going well. Arin: Fucking just give me the goddamn piece I want. *under his breath* ughh you're fucking killing me You forced me to use that piece, I don't want to use that piece anymore GO! Yes! I got this, finally, ughh thank you fucking lord. *A sigh of relief from Arin as Dan realizes something* Dan: wait, how would you get it in there? Dan: you said it had to come down- Arin: I was just using short hand Dan: what the fuck are you talking about? Arin: its just said you can- what? (from the back: you cheater!) Arin: IM NOT CHEATING (cheating gibberish) IT DOESNT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IT Dan: thats a total cheat move! You may leave open areas in your game board grid these open areas gonna be filled in later Even if they're surrounded by blocks BOOM bitch and then fucking wreck your asshole and make you bleed out of your anus I don't want that I don't want that Here Fuck that's the same piece dude. You have like a fucking straight-up rhombusoid, I know I didn't even cheat Yes, yes, I got a long piece oh my god, wow, its almost like you felt around for one no i didnt Look it back I didnt. i didnt feel around. oh, No, no, no Is that it that's it that's it for me Go ahead go until you lose. Oh, no, wait, I could have given that to you fuck. I can't remove the pieces Okay. Alright how many other squares you have open? one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight Good game Arin I was so close. I know I know imagine how Far you would have been if you hadn't cheated twice It blows the mind next time on the ten minute power hour *Extreme russian dancing while Dan hurts himself*
"I'm an XL, and a lot of fans keep sending me small because they think I'm a petite little boy, when in fact I'm a large fffffat man."
~ Arnold Hanson, 2018
Arin loves to stuff his face
When dan gives you the golden touch
The gags with the little hands were perfect, this episode is great.
I like how in the clown game one ball falls on the side and lands inside Dan's pile
Firstly, I would say that this episode was very funny. Secondly, I had no idea about the Tertris board game, why was that necessary?
"Teetris" made my fucking day
I absolutely adore Dan’s The Last Human t-shirt. It’s so adorable. I want it! Where can I get it?!
This is DELIGHTFUL. Looks like they're back on track, boys.
Is this the return of the beloved Q*bert orange?