Whiplash Fletcher Best Bits

yeah do you think you're out of tune well there's no [ __ ] Mars bar down there what are you looking at look up here look at me do you think you're out of tune yes but why the [ __ ] didn't you say so I've carried your fat ass for too long max I'm not gonna have you cost us a competition because your minds on a [ __ ] happy meal instead of on pitch start counting five six in four damn it look at me one two three four one two three four one two three now was i rushing or was i dragging no count again one two three one two three one two three rushing or dragging rush so you do know the difference if you deliberately sabotage my band I will [ __ ] you like a pig now are you a rusher or are you a dragger or are you gonna be on my [ __ ] time gonna be on your time what does that say quarter note equals 215 call me a 215 a 1 2 3 4 1 2 3 Jake was this [ __ ] quick I didn't know they allowed retards into Shaffer and were you rushing or were you dragging XR I've upset you are a worthless friendless faggot-lipped piece of [ __ ] whose mommy left daddy when she figured out he wasn't eugene o'neill and it was now weeping and slobbering all over my drum set like a [ __ ] nine year old girl so for the final fatherfucking time say it louder one more thing eugene give me that if I ever find one of these lying around again I swear to [ __ ] god I will stop being so polite get the [ __ ] out of my sight before I demolish you stage right in order now I can still [ __ ] see you mini-me jesus [ __ ] christ where have you been we have an issue okay now is not the time I gave Neiman the folder and Neiman lost it Neiman lost it yes the folder was your [ __ ] responsibility tanner why would you give it to Neiman right you get a calculator to a [ __ ] [ __ ] he's gonna try to turn on a TV with it now get your sticks and get your ass onstage Connolly get your ass back on the kit we'll stay here for as long as it takes until one of you [ __ ] can play in time one two not my [ __ ] tempo sorry guys hate to put you through this if you need to [ __ ] take a dump or get a coffee whatever that might be a good time because we're gonna stay here until I find a drummer who can [ __ ] play in time I apologize to the musicians seriously take 10 20 [ __ ] hour you hear me [ __ ] you better start [ __ ] me perfect 400s Connolly get your [ __ ] ass back on the kit is that really the fastest you can play you worthless [ __ ] [ __ ] no wonder mommy ran out on you get off the [ __ ] kid and here comes mr. gay pride of the Upper West Side himself unfortunately this is not a Bette Midler concert we will not be serving Cosmopolitan's and make the last guy so just play faster than you give [ __ ] hand jobs will you please the [ __ ] are you looking for there's no pot of gold down there well you're adjusting the seat really that's been your [ __ ] problem the whole time the seat height so now you have it right go lost the [ __ ] part no I did it look you can't [ __ ] do this Jared yeah when did you become a [ __ ] expert on what I can or cannot do you [ __ ] weepy will oh [ __ ] sack I earned that part you never earned anything God you are a self-righteous prick the only reason you're a [ __ ] core is because you misplaced a folder the only reason you're in studio band to begin with is because I told you exactly what I'd be asking for in Nassau am I wrong yeah yeah I'm in studio band cuz I'm the bass guitarist Johnny Utah turn my pages [ __ ] thank you I can cut you any [ __ ] time I want you would have cut me back huh try me you [ __ ] weasel at 5:30 that's in exactly 11 minutes my band is onstage if your ass is not on that stool with your own [ __ ] sticks in hand or if you make one [ __ ] mistake one I will drum your ass back to Nassau where you can turn pages until you graduate or [ __ ] drop out by the time you're done at Shaffer you're gonna make daddy look like a [ __ ] success story got it or we can let Johnny Utah play the part you choose that's my part I'll be on your stage I've got ten minutes you [ __ ] pathetic pansy-ass fruit [ __ ] Neiman you're done human you're done

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Length: 6min 46sec (406 seconds)

Published: Mon Feb 09 2015