- It looks like it's a very bigger tattoo, and she has the forearm to do it. And she just looks like
you would have a bear on her arm. (sneaky music) - My name is Kenny. I'm a forklift operator. My name is Rita and I'm a tattoo artist. - Oh, that's kind of interesting. - I got about 80% of my body tattooed up. I think I can get it down to the T. - Yes. I'm wearing a few of them myself. - I do have tattoos, but you'll never know it because I have 'em in
very secretive places. - That's my first one. Which is the flower of Scotland. - No. (laughing) I wish. (laughing) - Pussy and it's in their inner lip. Oh, someone had a rough night. - And or lost a bet. - They like pussy in their mouth. - S's are money signs, so maybe like a pimp. Okay. - What is this? Is that an H? - It looks like a mathematical question. Definitely above my knowledge. - And it's on top of the foot. Hell yeah, I don't got one right there. That's how painful it is. - I have adorable little
sprig of blueberries that says Hello Dolly. - I'm not quite sure what
Dolly is a reference to, but I would totally get that on me. - A fish on the lower stomach and crotch. Shit. - So like right, like the gooch? Like right here? - Yes, I have tattooed
someone's crotch before. I've only done it once, and I wouldn't probably never do it again. - Ooooh, love this. On the forearm. The wolf. - It's the wolf from Twilight. The one that the sexy guy turned into, that's what this wolf looks like. - And now I have pretty bitchin' inverted cross on a thigh. Statement piece. - This stuff kind of freaks me out. Really, I'm curious about the story behind this one, honestly. - That was it, that was all of them. - Aw, man. - Oh my gosh. - Who got pussy lips? Cause that's literally what it is. - This is so hard. - Okay, I think out found whose it is. (laughing) Her. - I think she has pussy lips. Cause she just looks like
she would have pussy lips. (laughing) - I have a gut feeling. Looks like when she goes for it, she's not fuckin' around. - That is true. - You look like the type of person that (grunting) and then. (grunting) - I think it was you because
when I looked at you, you kind of gave me that look. - That pussy lip look. - Yeah (laughing). - Final decision. - Yeah, yeah pussy lips. (sighing) - Oh the math equation. Top of the foot. - I don't know what it is, so I really can't give a
reason why I think it's his. Besides you might be smart. - (whispering) Because he's Asian. - I'm Filipino. - You're Filipino? - Yeah. She's racially stereotyping
me and profiling me right now. - The foot is real tough
spot to get tattooed. Both you guys look real tough. But if I had to pick
who could stop a truck, you. - Fuck. - She said fuck. - Next one. It's the blueberries with the Hello Dolly. Come on. - Why do you think I have this tattoo? - I don't know, cause
you're adorable (laughing). - I picked you because I know you probably love blueberries. - Full of antioxidants. - See, that's what I'm talking about. See. - I don't know if that's family tree. I don't know if like someone died. You know how people get like two branches for like their kids and stuff. - Is it like pop culture? Should I know who Dolly is? Is it Dolly Parton? What? - That's Hello Kitty. Who is that? Oh see, once again, I'm African American. I've never heard of that in my life. - I'm gonna smell your breath, and then I'm gonna get a confirmation. (sniffing) I think it's a blueberry for sure. For sure. - So the next one I'm gonna guess is the gooch and the lower stomach. I'm gonna go with this lady right here. Cause she looks like she likes koi fish. - I heard of this fish before. Coil, coil fish or some shit like that. There you go. One of them motherfuckers. - Well koi fish is lucky so this could be like lucky you. - You're down there. - Final decision. Crotch tattoo. - Oh shit (laughing) - Alright, angry wolf on a forearm. - It's on their forearm so it's like a man or a lesbian. And now I'm just trying to determine who the lesbian in this group. Which I'm sorry ma'am, you're it. - I knew it was coming. - I saw the flannel, but then I realized you guys probably gave people flannel. - No I came in this. - You came with the flannel? - I came in this outfit.
- Oh, okay. - I get the sense, like he's real in touch with his heritage, with his peoples. - That's fair. I am. I'm involved with my culture. - See, I know what the
fuck I'm talkin' about. Final decision. - That's what I'm going for. - She's a wolf. She's not a pussy lips. - Okay, last one is
this upside-down cross. That's fucked up. Okay. - Inverted cross, my God - Who's the goth in the room? (laughing) - She has a lot of black on so I'm getting a lot of like paranormal activity. I'm not saying that you
look like a Satan worshiper or anything. You just, you're wearing all black, girl. - What made you think I have that tattoo? - You have a nice thigh. - Are you religious? - No. - Are you superstitious? - No. - See I don't like doing that stuff. See blacks don't play with souls. We stay very much away
from this type of stuff. - I think she's got the inverted cross. - I'm still sticking with her. - Final answer. - God, watch me get
every single one wrong. She's the wolf. He has the crotch tattoo. - So one, two, three. Aw, alright. - Hey, I did get her. (laughing) - Aw, only one? You guys forgive me, we'll all be friends. - Well now who's pussy lips? - Oh god. Oh it's a big one. (laughing) Why did you get this tattoo? - Well, I was young. In a band and full of anger. - Would you consider yourself goth? - No. I'm a designer. - Oh. - How do most people react to it? - Some people yell, throw things out of their car and some people give me free doughnuts. Have you ever gotten a free
doughnut for your tattoos? - I got some free booty, but never a free doughnut.
- Free booty? - You're not a wolf. - No, I am blueberries.
(exclaiming) - It looks so cute, and she's so cute. - Who's Dolly? - It's a Louie Armstrong song. Yeah I got it from my Grandma. She always sang Louie Armstrong to me and we would pick blueberries
in her backyard, so. - Oh, that's so sweet. - Do you have any tattoos
of people who passed? - Yeah I got some shit. This is from my mom, she passed away. Her name was Rose. She's the only one who
really liked my tattoos. - I have the foot tattoo. - Alright. What on Earth? - Yeah, it's an economic formula. My grandpa invented it. Measures whether or not
a company is a monopoly within a specific industry. - Oh that's rad. - You say monopoly, I'm
like the board game? You're going right over my head. - Yeah, I don't know. - We'll have somebody smart on the comments that'll know it. They'll be like (talking in a mocking voice) So you weren't the bear? - No. - I'm the wolf. - The wolf. - Aw, wolf! - Goddamn wolf. Shit. - Oh, I love it. This is very well done. - It's a matching friend tattoo. So my best friend has the same one. - Pretty bitchin' friend tattoo. - Oh I get it. Y'all are a pack. Oooh, that's real cute. So how many of y'all
are in this little pack? Just two. You're not (laughing). Y'all need to get a bigger pack. - I have the stomach tattoo. - Oh, okay. - The stomach slash crotch tattoo. - I knew it. I knew it. - And it smells good. (laughing) All the way down to here.
- Wow. It didn't say how big it was. That makes it. - It's my whole stomach. So it's supposed to originally be a belt that wraps around my tattoo I have on my back. - What's in the back? - A tribal eagle. - Are you native? - Hawaiian.
- Okay. - I really wanna know who pussy lips is. - Okay. - Pussy lips. I knew it! (laughing) - I got the pussy on my lips. - It's it on the bottom one? - Yeah. - I shoulda known. - So have you showed your parents? - No my mom is the Filipino one and she's not very big,
supportive on my tattoos. - I notice. - Pussy and money that's
a good combination. - That was not drunk. I was 19 at the time when I got it. - I find it quite hilarious and it makes me feel better
about my own bad decisions. - [Woman] Hell yeah, pussy cheek. (laughing) (clapping) - Oh man, that was crazy. No disrespect, ladies (laughing).
