Where Are They Now? - Tosh.0

someone asked me how to keep my bolt cut tight boom you can see i kind of farmed it right there that's pretty radical but we're not gonna sweat it dude that fufu [Music] swag we asked where are they now because have you jumped off a bridge yet is a little too depressing i've redeemed over 2000 people which puts me in second place behind only our lord and savior j.c usually i just say goodbye to these freaks and file my standard precautionary restraining order but once a year i bring back three members of the tosh.0 family who are least likely to shoot up my office this year's crop is a strong one there's the human seth rogen movie the vine star whose mouth makes noises and everybody's favorite full-grown zika baby they prove that just like any hall of fame it's way easier to get in if you're white mike piazza is not a hall of famer all right it's time for our fourth installment of the tosh point oh that's what they're up to now redemption reunion spectacular [Applause] welcome to the tosh.0 hall of fame class of 2016 with me as always his six time hall of famer fanny to help give out the prestigious green screen jackets on a personal note proud to announce that fannie is now my fiancee i can't legally say that it was love at first sight because there was 14 when we met that is correct show them the ring sweetie you really need to see it in person to appreciate how tiny it is all right our first enshrinee doesn't believe in future tripping so he never saw this coming please welcome the baron of bull cuts it's the illusion where do you see yourself in five years whoa future tripping man i don't do that oh yeah that's a nice cut illusion great to have you back stoked to be here what happened to your face surfboard through my lip oh stitches a lot of them do you have health insurance no that probably ate up a lot of the money that you made on this show all of it what did you do with the seven hundred dollars we paid you i went to chile you got all the way to chile i didn't pay for an airline ticket what else is going on your life had a new baby boy congratulations was it planned or an accident it was an accident bummer no best thing ever nice what's his name owl owl i'm here with owl this is my son did you ever consider going to the owl no he's just owl just al yeah what names did you pass on none that was it it just it came he picked it he picked it all the way i love it are you now considering future tripping no well because you have to you have to think of life ahead for him nah i look at him he doesn't future trip he's totally in the now okay you're not worried about like a college no you ran from malibu city council i'm running for city council of malibu california what made you consider getting into politics we wanted to get a skate park built and that was the only way to do it seemed like a logical way to get it done how close were you to winning 500 votes you lost by 500 votes yes oh i should have voted you shut up you didn't ah when do you think you will die and what will be the cause i mean realistically i'm already dead right now i mean if all consciousness is contained in this very moment like i've already done it i was waiting to have my head explode you did it well thanks for being on the show we appreciate it glad to be here honor is mine the illusion our next enshrine he makes funny gun noises with his mouth unfortunately brian couldn't be with us in person because he is in jail for misdemeanor assault shoplifting contempt of court felony possession of a firearm abduction by force and intimidation sounds like somebody's been a busy little bee so waste is one phone call on us please welcome prisoner number four three one eight seven brian gratata silva how you doing buddy on top bro how does it feel to be in the hall of fame amazing but at the same time i'm like fame i just want the checks brian you sound like a horrible person all right congratus you'll be happy to know that instead of a jacket we're shipping you a green screen jumpsuit the passion our final enshrinee has for athletic young voices unparalleled please welcome the proud graduate of high school high school chad mcgee back when i was going to do high school high school back when you're going to wear high school high school clear eyes one tooth can't lose yeah baby all right chad please respect the ring she has spoken for put your best on [Music] it's like a glove man's gonna see you again good to see you you still in knock city yes sir they give you the key to that city yet not yet oh they even have a key to that hole i don't think so [Laughter] you still a big greyhounds fan yes sir that was a trick question i was talking about the throck morton greyhounds ah no how did knox city do this season they did very well did you beat throck morton we never faced them hmm why don't they play each year i don't know we hadn't played them in two years i have no idea why but you've only been a fan for three right yeah you get recognized at your local bob evans i get recognized everywhere bad or good good how's becoming a television star helped with the ladies mentally yeah oh yeah they come up to me all the time can i have your autograph watch her but not a girlfriend as of right now no no okay playing the field still i'm playing the safe congratulations on winning the tosh.0 uh super bowl commercial campaign and now the 2016 tosh bowl mvp chad now watching todd's porno this season there's something very wrong with you yeah look did they pay you no they did not that's supposed to be a hundred thousand dollars hey huh all right well i'll talk to somebody what's this shirt about this shirt is about domination annihilation and assassination that's my that's just what it goes through when you try to put it on have you gained or lost any weight i lost you lost weight i lost please keep your shirt down for goodness sake how much have you lost about 10 pounds good you've been to a doctor no i just been lifting weights you've been lifting weights you're you're running lifting the weights running how far are you running not very far all right when do you think you will die and what will be the cause oh lord that's a serious question i know i know i know i have no irs why no just ballpark it uh car crash car crash yeah i don't want to start for the car i feel more stronger the car i feel feel more sober in the car no i feel more sorry for the car hitting hitting you know you big church man always yes you sing in the choir we don't have a choir but i do their uh g-force i'm their youth leader you're the youth leader the youth leader fifth to eighth grade kids take them on trips no not yet congratulations on making it into the the hall of fame here thank you uh do you have an acceptance speech prepared yes but should i be worried am i gonna get wet all right yes i would like to thank my brother the knock city greyhounds and especially and very very importantly i would like to thank my mother god rest or so who never gave up always believed in me you got sad at the end thanks for being here chad all right before we go let's bring out the entire 2016 class it's time for a tradition as rich as cable television itself projecting onto the green screen jackets chad you've always had knock city greyhounds back now they're on yours [Music] an illusion you got yourself a tasty 10-foot glassy barrel no one's out ryan you have the blueprints of the charlottesville jail that should come in handy of course i'll keep mine clean and green now for chad brian the illusion soon to be mrs tosh good night and getting that seven day itch you

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Length: 9min 23sec (563 seconds)

Published: Wed Sep 29 2021