Daniel Takes On Some Celebrities - Tosh.0

[Music] when you put some famous people up on a pedestal it makes it much easier to see their hideous feet that's why it's time to go behind the sock in a new segment for all you footafiles called terrifying tootsies of tinseltown now here's tosh with our first tootsie okay who does this belong to looks like shack o'neal that big toe is so gross it's trying to hide under the other gross toes up kendall jenner oh my she could throw a tight spiral with those feet just to be clear we are body shaming katie holmes size 11 foot that's a big dog that's a size nine on a man which i would mock for being too small frustrating isn't it ladies stephen tyler the nail polish is a good way to let people know you are totally comfortable with your deformity looks like your toes are doing a secret handshake jennifer garner oh my capital one needs to start paying jen in closed-toed shoes at least she doesn't have an ed hardy t-shirt tattooed on her back like her ex here's a deep cut christina hendricks don't let those huge naturals distract you from the fact that she put her feet on the wrong legs our final tootsie belongs to former miami heat great lebron james oh my that pinky toe is coming up for air is that his wisdom toe looks like his piggy has already gone wee wee wee all the way to his new home in los angeles [Music] [Applause] last but not least i finally found something on the internet that offended me i will be suing that youtube channel for using my image without my consent and for slander allow me to set the record straight my official height is exactly 6 4 and 1 16 inches barefoot six feet four and three quarters inches and a normal sneaker not one of those real thick sold new balances i'm a mountain of a man but hollywood was built on apple boxes and i want to see how i measure up against my fellow celebrities you know we have a right to know which stars are allowed to ride roller coasters ariana grande five feet tall more like ariana not very grande she's short shepard smith 5'7 the guy from fox news tiny little fella but a heart of gold mark ruffalo 5'8 okay he gets a pass best hair in the game ez e 5 2. now in fairness that might have been at the end when the illness ravaged him speaking of liberal use of the n-word 5-8 bill maher oh little bill's barely a man maria sharapova 6-2 now who knows how much of that height is from the horse steroids therefore she is banned from my celebrity heights segment dan marino 6 3 and five eights now if i know dan like i think i know dan he's probably seven four but down plays it to be modest nick saban is a measly five six that's a woman's height no wonder pros didn't have any respect for him another little dictator who's five six vladimir putin five six must be the sweet spot for [ __ ] finn wolfhard is five seven that's the little kid from it and stranger it on netflix he's taller than putin he better keep growing if he wants to avoid getting by a sewer clown arn anderson 6-1 that's right i got three inches on your arm how's the weather down there you short sack of crap i'm calling you out scarlett johansson 5'3 but how tall them titties though [Music] [Applause] this is uh jimmy fallon um doing this uh ask a grown man oh this is actually grown man ask a grown man uh this is from loretta age 14. how can you tell if a guy like likes you or just wants to be friends is there a way to determine which of these guys are really nice and which ones are just being nice because they want to get together with me uh i didn't date a lot in high school so i don't have a huge amount of insight is it gross if a girl accidentally farts in front of her significant other he may like you but he's definitely not treating you very well kick him to the curb i thought those guys were supposed to be funny whatever jimmy fallon says do the opposite unless he's teaching you how to cheat your manager out of millions a little inside baseball those were ask a grown man videos where teen girls get answers to life's questions from old boring celebrities but what about the boys is something i find myself asking weekly if not daily you guys deserve advice too and who is more qualified than me to give it to you physically i am a grown man kind of but my brain has benjamin buttons disease and is getting more immature by the second so go ahead boys don't be shy who's got a question nothing is off limits what's your name tyson don't tell your name to strangers what does alcohol taste like it's awful lemonade tastes better than any beer in the history of the world is work like school no how much money do you get paid to go to school what's the best way to impress an older girl whoa i i wouldn't know i haven't been interested in that for some time what do you do on your weekends like most men i like to spend a lot of time at the spa at barcara relax should i major in marketing or education okay i said no girl questions are you 50 sit down is college hard no absolutely not well are you cool in school yeah okay what kind of cologne do you use cologne none clone is disgusting and if you ever wear any you're disgusting stand up here what are you in a twilight movie what type of razor do you use do you shave no here's what you do if you just want to practice start with your eyebrows no girls you ruined the show if you want to see more of our kid-friendly q a have your parents show you on our blog you

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Id: VV901zcOSdo

Length: 7min 57sec (477 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 19 2020