When You Try To Make Earth A Happy Place...

ah planet earth it's so beautiful and it is so wonderful that it is filled with nothing but sadness nearly eight billion people are crying so what we're going to do is we're gonna make the world a happy place look over here on this beautiful side of the screen you see all these lovely powers all these lovely abilities and we're going to have some fun with planet earth i think the best place to begin is going to be right here right here in lovely canada here you are in this sleepy unsuspecting part of canada where i live over here and right here not not states no no right over here and we're gonna start with this uh lovely red power over here whatever this does i don't know we're gonna find out i'm just gonna click oh the sun's rising good morning canada what have i done i've killed 339 million people my god i've put a hole in the planet how deep is that actually more important than that how deep can i go 345 million people are still dead and i i've dug about a third of the way through the planet can i get through the planet well luckily no more people have died still 345 million and it seems like i've almost gone entirely through the planet how we're looking over here it looks fantastic i think we should um um we should at least finish the job here we go in three two one oh i've done it i've cut through the planet and more than half the planet has died uh 4.3 billion people have died as you can see the northern part of africa has caught fire a little bit of europe not looking so good oh russia is actually gone there's nothing left in fact um everywhere from africa to asia north to russia has become liquid hot magma the only place relevant he'll be untouched is south america brazil venezuela and the western seaboard of the states is on fire though that that's that's nothing new we've given earth a new butthole and it's uh a little bit but the world is sad earth is sad and i want to make it happy i want to give the earth a smiley face so we've already made one uh i didn't know really really it's like one more click to wipe out the planet i mean i already shot what was once like russia and yet the rest of the world oh there's australia looking like it's on fire hold on hold on hold on a second didn't i make all of rush on fire why is russia fine look at all this lush green grass over here i thought i killed russia but apparently the whole world has been wiped out i'm here to start again i want to give the world a smiley face i want to make it happy i want to make it smile because the world is infested with a whole bunch of humans so can we make the world smile without killing everybody maybe if we come over here and we launch some asteroids like that in the northwestern part of the states 20 million people died well then again who lives in the northwest nobody lives there what if i put another dot over here in northern ontario no no no 100 million people in northern ontario i don't think that's accurate oh it's wiped out the entire northeastern seaboard of the states that makes sense we've given it two little eyes and now we need to give it a bit of a smile 321 million people have been killed and the asteroids have made a bit of a smiley face on the earth and it's not bad i mean it looks okay but the earth still isn't quite happy enough for me north america south america looking happy what if we made russia and india and china just as happy 3.2 billion people died the only problem with this it's not really happy it actually looks kind of terrifying this looks like that creepy clown that used to come to your birthday parties as a kid and you know what why does russia get all the happiness why does america get all the happiness i think i personally think that europe also needs to be happy four billion people have died that's that's not happiness that looks like mom's spaghetti spilled on the floor and i am actually upset that the middle part of america here has survived the happiness let's just uh clean this up completely having a complete bombardment and there we go the rest of the planet earth turning into a molten orb of liquid hot magma as it descends into chaos and 7.7 billion people have died what else do half these abilities do we have some nuclear bombs over here can we make america great again with one nuke there's a single nuke oh that's not a single nuke oh no all that was a bunch of nukes we're just gonna gonna zoom in here and appreciate the destruction those nukes have caused making this giant crater in america hello that's where i live hello you know for a bunch of nukes they're not very accurate i clicked where i live and like a whole bunch of the northeastern seaboard got wiped out by nuclear explosions that's not cool sometimes when you have the power of nukes all you want to do is watch the world burn [Laughter] i've launched all of these nukes and yet only half a billion people have died you know what's weird saying things like only half a billion people let's get real here that's insane and one thing i don't understand is i just newt the entirety of north america and yet the world is fine the radiation should have seeped out across the planet and wipes everybody out but here we are wait a minute wait wait wait a minute is that a black hole oh my nuke infested north america it's time for a little bit of a black hole oh my god all eight billion people have been destroyed as the black hole turn this into a cadbury cream egg kind of hungry looking at that right now gotta be honest and the rest of the planet is is not good it's not good at all um australia as far away from that as could be looks like again then it's on fire this is way too accurate with life well we've come this far let's finish the job another black hole continued to eat away and the gooey insides of our beautiful desserts see now the earth just looks like a creepy weird little eye just staring back at you looking at you going why have you done this to me why have you destroyed me like this i bought some more black remember the earth did you guys want to be here to see now all we have left is this desiccated husk our planet and this doesn't make any sense all of these parts of the planet would have been floating away right now this this should not have happened in fact a single black hole would have destroyed the earth but this is fine now we have um um whatever whatever this is operation smiley face still has not been a very good success there's way too many abilities here i don't know which ones to use maybe this blue laser beam might be able to do the job ah you are dead i wanted to move the what what i'm sorry to these 69 million people that got slaughtered i was trying to move the earth around not uh beam it to death but now we started there let's keep going let's make our first eyeball in happy earth [Music] i don't think the earth is happy at all you know no matter how long i hold this beam it doesn't seem like i'm really doing much of the earth i'll stop that i'm trying to move the planet as you can see we really haven't done anything to the earth itself it's mostly just been surface damage like very polite surface damage not a whole lot of like really deep destructive damage in fact it mostly seems to be piecemeal i want something to pierce the plant i want to make a convincing smiley face the world is still sad well before we come this far let's uh finish the job shall we [Music] you know watching this beam move through the sky is kind of like a beautiful ballet it's very lovely very very relaxing very elegant as it starts fires oh horror northern africa oh and don't worry china we haven't forgotten you does this laser beam look like the doctor laser from that whole cartoon oh australia we haven't forgotten you but i have to be honest this laser beam is is the least effective power available right now it's taking me this long just wipe out a measly 7.78 billion people alright alright blue beam was kind of supporting now move on to yellow beam and where oh where do we start our smiling face of happiness and joy thomas has this lovely orange beam of happiness here on canada to bring smiles to all the children especially the ones over here in british columbia oh my god look at the size of that hole i think we have found our winner time to make canada happy again oh the eyeball is so beautiful over here northern quebec i mean we it's just french i'll say french people don't know happy uh 600 million french people are not happy anymore and now we just need to have a beautiful little small it kind of looks like a ninja turtle you just put a blue headband out it's leonardo that's amazing i wanted the earth to be happy and it's so happy do you want to know how i got these scars hold on let me try and finish off the eyeball through the earth beautiful look the eyes that stare into your soul they're so wonderful but can i finish the mouth before killing all the people on the planet ah yes sculpting your beautiful smile it's gonna arc it up a little bit more oh the earth looks so happy guys the happy earth needs a name we shall name the happy earth larry happy larry he's so wonderfully happy larry you look wonderful but i gotta finish this smile i gotta make this smile amazing let's just try and dig through the planet like that perfect look look look at this larry you're wonderful more people are dying this is fine larry this is for the best smile we could ever give you oh larry i should have given you teeth you kind of look like grandma i'm gonna be honest oh hey sonny i'm just gonna come give me a kiss oh larry you're so terrifying we've done it we have given the earth a smile and we didn't even kill everybody in fact a good middle section of the states survived congratulations and what about over here on south america looking great uh africa looks fantastic madagascar is okay and um the southern part of china japan's okay russia's fine everything's oh australia lost a little bit uh you can see this disgusting slit oh no the smiley face on this side of the earth looks horrible it looks horrifying but now that we've come this far i don't want to end here i think the eye needs to be a little bit bigger he needs to have beautiful big anime eyes you know what i'm talking about 2.5 million people have died oh that could have been bad that may be really really bad see that eye is so much better than that eye now we have to match right you don't want to have a lopsided face that's rude oh no i i've just killed everybody ladies and gentlemen everybody is dead i've given him much more bigger beautiful eyes blood oh sorry didn't we do that one move your face yeah yeah oh gross [Music] you

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Length: 11min 31sec (691 seconds)

Published: Fri Sep 18 2020