when trolling teachers goes wrong...

all right students take your seats take your seats welcome to my class i'm your professor today professor uh nutty god professor nutty sit down class is in session sorry teacher um you over there hey what's up teach turn your chair around i think someone super glued it from the last class so if you could sit right here front row i'm gonna do roll call you got to teach thank you jesse hi right here and rick why boy watch this what teacher what's that what is it hey oh so i see we have a [ __ ] class clown ladies and gentlemen class clown okay so guess what pop quizzes pop quizzes everybody get your pencils out we're gonna have a pop quiz matter of fact you won't need your pencils i'm just gonna quiz you on the spot you mr rick funny guy yeah guess what answer this what was your mom doing last night she was cooking pancakes and also screaming at my dad in the living room because he was watching tv and drinking again yeah that's not what happened i was [ __ ] railing her from behind yeah shut the [ __ ] up this is my class if you act up again i'll send you to the principal's office understood that's what i thought okay today i get an easier question because that one was hard i would have picked b it was a hard question am i right yeah go celebrate um jesse in the back what it is what to do stop looking at me yes what is the capital of texas arkansas that's a state um is it helicopter wow no the answer is austin um no austin didn't come to school today yeah he hasn't been tummy ache oh my god i have a lot of work to do okay so uh enough with the geography questions let's test uh your history knowledge boys who was the first president of the united states you um come on my neighbor jerome oh oh he's wrong that's wrong uh jesse is it um abraham lincoln the vampire slayer many vampires were killed that day and that year he was president not quite the first president but he was uh mopey teddy roosevelt no wrong okay come on give it to me mitchell about my teddy bear rose i got this guys what did he say is it hey i'm answering shut the [ __ ] up thank you you [ __ ] said teddy roosevelt idiot it is chief keef these [ __ ] love salsa that's what you say you said a guy that rode a horse you're suss i said a president you said a rapper no he rode a horse jesus christ all right so since y'all are dumb asses i think this method of teaching would go a long way for every wrong answer i'm going to shove this up your ass first president of the united states rick i have a presidential sale for my only fans no way five dollars is usually six let's go write the link on the board this is it i i'm calling the principal's office yeah hello um i'm sorry i'm so i'm a substitute professor nutty here and i i'm over here trying to teach a history class and these kids aren't the brightest am i in the correct classroom understood understood that makes a lot more sense okay thank you why is there a bomb on my desk who put that there it's because i'm the bomb what the yo you can't just throw a bomb around hold on i'm calling the yo excuse me can i get a officer down here there is a bomb in the classroom yes a bomb the teacher brought a bomb help we're really scared help yo shut the [ __ ] up no i didn't bring the bomb i didn't bring the bomb yo nah i'm getting out of here [ __ ] this hello class i am your new professor my tongue burned this morning my coffee was a little too hot today we are going to be learning about mathematics yes are you guys ready teacher sir yes where is your nose because i don't think you knows anything about math [Music] you don't have a [ __ ] nose either all right man now first what is nine plus ten oh twenty one you [ __ ] dumb ass she's nineteen you what is nine plus ten you just gave us the answer though twenty one tyler you literally just said the answer tyler you are the stupidest banana i have ever come across in my life have you ever seen that vine you know nine nine plus ten two twenty one mopey i literally just said that i i am a good teacher i want to know what's happening in your personal lives i want you guys to be able to open up to me i want to be the best teacher i can be who would like to share their experience does no one have a personal experience they want to share with what life what's going on i want to be more than your teacher i want to be your friend whoa dude you are a little bit close buddy uh i want to be more than your teacher well unfortunately unless you had a pair of tits and a fat ass i don't want to be more than a student to you but sure i'll go ahead um you know i i'm adopted messed up wow that that's funny no this nail on the floor is very tough i stepped on it okay yeah like i was saying [ __ ] i'm adopted you know back at home my parents well not my real parents they're kind of [ __ ] to me so school's pretty much the only time i can really have a good time with my friends here you know we go through a lot of teachers and i hope like you're not like the rest of them no i'm not like the any of the other teachers i told you i'm going to be your friends bro get this i'm going to give him a back massage while you talk to me i am about to deck this weirdo where'd he go this is my teacher teacher yes teacher do you want to see how hard i can smash my head against the desk look yes good child yeah he's not the brightest banana all right does anyone else have a story they want to tell me me go ahead my name is stephen i want to show you guys something that i brought for the classroom take a look back here this is jerry say hi to jerry cherry uh what does that poster mean i can't read it well this is her name jerry okay is that australian no she's japanese so you brought the things that you masturbate to to the classroom why did you imply masturbate you have a [ __ ] pillow that you shag every night that looks just like her probably what's the problem with that well the the problem is that you also then use that pillow to sleep on i have i have needs every guy has needs well we got a teacher i can supply you with that yo guys the guest speaker today is supposed to be super cool i'm so hyped so yeah no that's fine yeah okay all right thank you thank you thank you hello are you hey uh hello young fresh minds welcome i'm your guest speaker by the way how are you all good doing today uh i'm great um i'm doing good i'm doing great but are you elon musk like his child or am i tripping is that a baby oh yeah so this is gonna take a little bit of explaining to do um i am xae-12 i'm elon musk's son sadly elon was supposed to be here but there was a tragic tesla accident i crashed into a children's hospital he's in recovery i'm here to speak in his behalf i don't have as much knowledge as elon but to be honest i think i can put on a great presentation for you guys oh question i'm gonna have questions stop you oh go ahead i'm getting some bad vibes listen to this he said he crashed into a children's hospital right yeah yeah that's elon musk's face in a child's body he crashed into a child's hospital you think he just flew into one of them and they just conjoined from the crash i did hear he had rapid face um hormonal growth and that could explain how he aged so fast in the face but not the body the reason elon crashed into the children's hospital we were testing out a new technology that if a child was in front of the car driving the car would stop instantly we haven't figured it out yet okay we tried either way let's get on with the presentation oh you're right the children what happened to the children though oh elon's doing fine don't worry okay fabrication of belief do you guys think you're real yes i'm real yeah what kind of question is that do me a favor stick your face inside of his face and you will see his insides tell me that's real whoa oh wait man yo get out of me what the hell physicality is subjective truthfully you're not real so if i were you you guys can do whatever you want you guys can go down there go punch the principal go beat him up nothing matters do you know why every [ __ ] [ __ ] on the school i can literally everything here is literally a fabrication of belief you see how are you hitting right now there's no bounds to this world what the [ __ ] yo hey yo e ae 12 or whatever the [ __ ] you kind of got that wagon boy let me clean that up for you let me take that hyper off for you oh oh that's okay i have a self removal system inside my body it sucks it all up and recycles it for new use ah that explains your nostrils what about my nostrils they're massive they look like [ __ ] shotgun barrels boy your [ __ ] nostrils are biggest [ __ ] i could fit a [ __ ] tesla model x in that [ __ ] boy your nipples are non-existent you look like a in a sack of plato no look at his neck tan let's make fun of that you look like you got [ __ ] rash on your neck but then the rest of your body is baby soft yeah boy you like 12 years old with a [ __ ] five o'clock shadow boy even when you hard you look like charmin ultra soft fam you're just ugly yo that was that was mean this is why i hate you humans i hate you guys you guys have no empathy you're [ __ ] human boy your name is a math question ax 50 give me that neck butt what is a equal what job dude i hate you guys so much i don't even want to be here anymore boy what are those feet yo yo that was dope that was dope dude i liked him that guy i'm glad he's gone his neck tan was [ __ ] me up where's tyler did we lose tyler last night tyler in the car get us a bite to eat three two one let's go [Applause] [Music] god tyler don't worry his physical body is still here but his astral one is in hell not for you guys oh dude yeah yeah uh jesse you know i just you know yeah i meant to be here i'm a great guy chris is definitely meant to be here the other day yes i let chris borrow five dollars out of the goodness of my heart that is true my lord that is true that five dollars went to great great use dude why did you bring up the five million dollars is that the one you use for the strippers just so it says right here that these five dollars that you apparently gave him was used for meth and strippers [ __ ] [ __ ] [Music] why am i going to hell you're trying to help his sin you initiated and you were the cause of the sick oh don't do that to me i didn't do anything before before god i helped this fit grandma across the road she was elderly her thickness wouldn't allow her kneecaps the strength to cross i helped not just because she was thick but that helped me too oh this dude is such a great guy for that one of the top tier bananas i've ever met but let yeah cross the street sorry you're going to hell too please please oh no not my best friends i'm my best friend i see i see this side we have to go to bed my friends hey man you know i'm a good guy god i pray i i'll be praying once in a while go to hell [Music] i think dude is this real what the [ __ ] is this dude it actually doesn't feel that hot in here it's like nice it's pretty i mean we're red like you would there's fire everywhere but i don't feel it there wasn't any pumpkins in heaven wait haven't just had god wait guys heaven just had god so does that mean hell has the devil no guys oh [ __ ] welcome to hell my name is lucifer dude you guys just made your way to hell i'm guessing you went through the weirdo at heaven huh god hey over here um why the why is it not hot in here like there's a lot of fire but it actually feels pretty good see this is actually a projection i really i like to keep it 70 degrees in here any higher it's a little too hot for my taste people always go oh hell is all dark fire no we just vibe we kick it projector fires okay actually you feel how nice it is in here it's actually perfect for bananas uh wait uh xbox or ps4 here yeah what the [ __ ] let us know what team xbox team stoney would you ps4 up in [Music] yeah um so mr devil search so we're you know it's it's pretty cool so far um but we're just wondering why did how did we get here how did we get here well for starters this one right here if you're under five foot seven you're automatically in hell all the short people we vibe here we respect the short people here though rickle tickle first of all you you aren't allowed within a hundred feet of a preschool that's automatic hell you ls acura yeah let me go let me go look at you boy oh my god oh my god did you prank call of domino's once yeah but that was like in fifth grade yep okay i don't forget i don't forget but bro it's a vibe here bro i thought i was here for meth god lied we have a he's a liar i'm not gonna lie he's these big lie little moochie you were friends with that mopey dude so you're just coming here with him aren't you god you're seriously mr devil sir um i'm just curious with this whole health thing like this is all new to me um and like it's not hot can you actually like produce fire or like something hot like i don't know like hot sauce no but i am hot like there's a reason i'm the devil you want you guys want to taste me i mean that's a thing oh [ __ ] is this wait is this adam okay [Music] my pepper needs to be engaged get over here boy i'd rather jump oh my god no no oh my god what is he gone forever no she's gonna respond this is hell you can't go anywhere oh there he is you can't escape the pepper tyler except for your knees on your knees [Music] tyler you're just gonna respawn tyler tyler come back come on come on i don't wanna suck no pepper over there man don't make me sack a pepper let's go to the beach boys the beach and hell yeah yeah bro guys hell is dope bro we just vibed we got the ac on constantly no eternal darkness it never even goes dark here the sun's always out the spawn point is just here you know to look mad scary i usually you know trick people into tasting my peppers but after that you know you're a prankster devil you're a funny guy you have a question so if we're going to the beach i'm going to need a few things first i can't swim second off are there sharks not in hell devil question um what's your question sir will this be a nude beach i would love to unpeel oh you can unpeel here why do you say it like that boys welcome to the real hell enjoy yourselves let's go let's boys [Music] [Music] you

Channel: KrisVR

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Id: EgdmPbQNDLQ

Length: 21min 33sec (1293 seconds)

Published: Fri Aug 14 2020