When toxic bandits fake being friendly..

[Music] hi lads and lasses mother's Pelican here with Daisy if you enjoyed this video please make your new year's resolution to be the best person you can be now just kidding please instead make it too violently threaten anyone who doesn't subscribe to me as this would really help spread the good word of my channel good a friendly man my friendly now what do you need man what do you need coming to us coming to the station let's get up look let's get off the street then come into the lake you safety vest wearing a cup so for those of you who don't know Daisy it's a pretty hardcore survival game that dumps you in the middle of zombie infested post-apocalyptic Russia where every single other player is trying to brutally murder you so basically it's just a normal modern day Russia you can try to make friends and some people might briefly be nice to you to lull you into a false sense of security but they'll betray you in the end but for some unknown reason I still sometimes try to be nice to players so I guess I just have a thing for being emotionally abused and let down so anyway here I am I just use randomly generated characters now and honestly nothing immerses me into this harsh world more than playing as Karen from human resources the step one is to find a suitable place to loot I spent 20 minutes doing this and all I achieve is picking up a beanie locating a sledgehammer and then eating a perfectly ripened pear the Daisy has a little something for everyone I continue looting and working my way towards my mate stealth or uh-oh but then what happens next will shock you in fact doctors want this video banned wait I don't need to say click baby things because you're already watching so yeah I just encounter my first player of the day joke joke joke joke joke well sure so are we good are we good man are we good a menu friendly yeah I'm friendly man you smell you're good but I'll put this away man I'll put this away how's it gone man amen what's up how's it going did you spring a grenade down what the goodnight daddy the dodgy melaka whispered niceties into my ear and then dropped a live fragmentation grenade obviously i'm not good and this guy has automatic weapons so i performed the tactical military strategy of sitting in a house with the shovels while i wait for backup to arrive encounters in this game aren't like normal games because you really do not want to die as it can take hours to get geared up I know he's outside waiting for me but finally the big girl moves in to finish me off against all odds I somehow take him down and can we just go to a live action replay of how smooth and polished the pvp melee combat system is in this game the forerunner developers should really be taking notes robber then rocks up just in time to steal all my hard-earned loot he's like a father who abandoned his child and then only comes back because that child made something of themselves so we now have plenty of guns and water honestly killing a highly geared player is the best way to start off a session because we now obviously have high end gear as well as excited erections a couple of zombies heard the gunshots and tried to eat us out but zombies aren't a real threat well at least that's what we thought at this stage we hydrate which is amazing but we decide to also keep a bottle of dirty water in our inventory so that if we die and get too looted the naive player who killed us will drink the water and eventually get sick and then die chemical warfare is hilarious anyway the high doesn't last long as we have no food and Robo starts starving to death of course we can't find food anywhere so we decide to start killing zombies again I can't stress how fluid the melee combat is I genuinely feel like I'm the one swinging that shovel with Robo almost to dead we're beginning to panic but then I find a can of tuna which knowing Russia is probably half dolphin meat actually no knowing Russia it's probably half performance-enhancing drugs but it does at least give us the sustenance we need to continue well at least for now we keep looting and a even find a military camp from Joseph Stalin's autumn collection we find more guns better backpacks but unfortunately barely any food and I'm starting to get slightly peckish which is annoying I really need to eat something before I get grumpy also Robo is starving to death again which is debatably worse we luckily find one can of spaghetti to get us through the night and so we prepare to make a campfire for warmth Robo proceeds to chop down the tree with said can of spaghetti which is perhaps the most manly thing I've ever seen in my life I like that we've taken on traditional gender stereotype roles to the men performing the hard labor well the woman stands around looking pretty in a nice hat doing nothing I'm kidding that was most definitely a joke I'm well aware that it takes a lot of effort and courage to pick out nice hats to wear we find a gorgeous little cabin with these rustic decaying mahogany timber floorboards complemented with a softly tinted dried to blood to finish the perfect place to spend the night Robo even had some chicken that he hunted earlier and starts cooking it on the fire for us to nestle up together and ate finally we are starting to learn this difficult game we are winning the PvP encounters we are hunting animals for food we are staying warm in the cold of night and just becoming competent survivors it's so satisfying I then proceeded to die from disease because apparently we didn't cook the goddamn chicken properly you see these symbols in short that means you're doing a really [ __ ] job of treating your body like a temple so yeah I instantly get depression and then Reis born with nothing it's night time and frankly I'm not feeling very positive I get this though I'm looting some military camps and I come across another player are you friendly are you friendly I hit him I killed him it's hard to see because nighttime in this game is like darker than actual nighttime but basically I gave him a chance to speak and he didn't say a word so I knocked him unconscious I then took all of his loot and finally put a bullet in his head to ensure where he didn't try to revenge me later on and also because executing prisoners is super cute you can't really trust anyone but you most definitely can't trust a no Talkies player they'll betray you the hardest so yeah I've got good gear and I meet back up with Robo and it only took us about 45 minutes to run across most of the map I just can't understand why I love this game so much as most of it is just slowly jogging yet I'm addicted anyway finally I'm reunited with Robo and the Sun is coming up and it's truly an amazing feeling this game in a nutshell is thinking everything is okay and then dying I'm obviously not in the world's greatest position now either as all the gunshots have attracted every zombie nearby and I quickly learned that there is a lot of them we also learn a valuable lesson that if you're being attacked by zombies shooting at them can really escalate the situation I'm low on blood and my vision is going black and white my mates dead I'm stuck on the roof of an apartment building but silver lining robos body is nearby and he has a lot of good loot if I can get that loot then him dying was actually a very profitable exercise for me my condolences though Robo I hope you enjoy eating your piece of fruit on the beach using some extremely fully sick parkour maneuvers I managed to somehow escape the zombies I also managed to loot robos corpse and now I am one geared epic gamer if you're an experienced 2 dayz player you're probably chuckling to yourself about how newbie we are but honestly just starting to get the hang of this game even a little bit is immensely satisfying I proceeded to travel far and wide to find Robo again sticking to the beaches so I can find food and hopefully a freshly spawned player to mess with finally though we find each other we decide to venture inland to try and find some high tier loot you can find a night-vision goggles and all sorts of top-quality military equipment that would be hilarious to use the rain starts pouring and we decide to seek shelter in this little Russian paradise raining again this way so yeah as you can see my policy is to talk to the player and then if they talk back friendly I give them a cautious chance but if they don't talk then they're dead to me robos policy is to kill anyone immediately no questions asked I guess you can't blame him for having that mentality though if the rain starts absolutely belting down and we know we simply have to find a warm place so that we don't get cold and then sick and then die and then cry in real life and then my girlfriend breaks up with me because I cry too much about dying in a video game and so I develop a heroin addiction to cope with the loneliness and wind up getting stabbed in my car by a hooker because I couldn't afford the [ __ ] she just gave me yes Robbo just got killed by our own campfire I have no words if another player shoots you then sure you take that in your stride of perhaps you get a fatal disease because you ate undercooked chicken and yeah okay kind of rough but I guess salmonella poisoning does very occasionally kill people but you briefly walk through a small campfire in soaking wet pants and you pass out and then die seconds later I'm calling [ __ ] on that one chief unfortunately Robbo spawned one town over which is just so lucky on my way to meet him I come across yet another player you're friendly you're friendly it's not me you're friendly are you friendly mate don't make me fragran hate the house come out I need you I'm not gonna shoot you I'm not gonna shoot you I could have killed you by now man there's a fresh water on the ground for you man fresh fresh water all right take my water take my water when I listen to how I interact with other players it immediately becomes apparent that I don't sound particularly friendly I sound like I've just had six cups of coffee and have the ichiya stew trigger finger of all time I'm also pointing my gun at this dude like I really need to work on my people skills this is my friend you're good this is my friend it's okay hey buddy you talk I just a first phone we could have killed you man obviously friendless Wow well Ravi what do you have on that was trying to hydrate the man I had good intentions I didn't so yeah plot twist stealth Oh rub Oh is the toxic gray fur anyway happy new year used sexy malakas and thanks for watching a massive shout out to my patrons for supporting the channel otherwise until next time and as always stay classy [Music]

Channel: Modest Pelican

Views: 604,371

Rating: 4.94979 out of 5

Keywords: funny gaming, gameplay, funny video, gaming, funny gaming video, funny gaming moments, satire, funny, dayz xbox one, gamer, modest pelican, modest pelican gaming, video game, dayz

Id: OkHRS6on4_M

Length: 12min 13sec (733 seconds)

Published: Sun Dec 29 2019