When New York City Officially Becomes a Prison Island in Prison Architect

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so I was using my brain the other day and I had an idea I had a single thought that I should play Prison architect again you know the game where you are an architect and you build prisons yeah that's this one it's for smart people unlike me where I don't actually know how to make prisons but I do know how to download prisons that other people make like post-apocalyptic NYC whatever that stands for we have Gordon Ramsay's prison I'm love with this prison that's kind of awkward you should be I'm loved I'm left with this prison good post-apocalyptic and my see you so check this thing out this is singly one of the biggest prison architect Maps I've ever seen and we're gonna try to bust out of this place I don't know how though because some of the bridges are destroyed because it's post-apocalyptic right there's trees that are growing up the good thing no I mean regular New York City has tons of weapons everywhere so post-apocalyptic one probably has like knifes and shanks just laying all over everywhere if I see someone walking on the road and it's like hey I'll trade you this for your liver and they'll probably do it because it's a post my collective we got a good area there to go out and it looks like down here is their gate was their gate I thought I saw a gate oh there's fences okay so we have to bust through here maybe we can light it on fire oh that's a good idea lighting New York City on fire that's grounds for a you know do monetization this where the Statue of Liberty was probably but somebody probably scrapped it for copper and then there's an island over here so you can make it out I don't know how to get through this fence but there's nobody over here so that's good news so let's try it let's try to escape this place and see what we can do ah yes my favorite part of the day being shipped to Australia just like the rest of the prisoners good thing we got ourselves a prison Island now oh what's my name gonna be it's my name gonna be a fun name Welsh Welsh is my name and Fightin's my game this would be good I'm just gonna you know leave don't buy me just gonna walk to the edge of the map walk just walking excuse me mister bus oh just put ran me over I'm just gonna leave now don't worry no no you're not gonna never mind that may be oh there we go I'm gonna finally arrested now we get the perp walk the walk of shame all the way through the prison for days wow this place is actually huge it's really big oh cool finally the place where I get stripped naked trust me there's there's nothing in there I just checked they put me in with this myth security they don't know me yet I wanted that one maybe we'll level up to be orange instead of orange are you gonna be my friend what's your name Bali you know what we'll be friends I'll help you bust out of here ah the streets in New York it looks about right there's vomit and pee everywhere sounds normal smells good oh this is my new house cool let's break out what do we have this is another bedroom there's oh hey look what's this area I don't actually know there's a parole office anything fun in here sometimes there's cool things in here nope not today in a laundry room come on nobody uses laundromats okay where's-where's i need something fun what's in here a shop why is you know Koch band it's New York Oh a scissors this would be good one I needed tested on something who volunteers somebody have a kidney an extra one maybe I'll just just shank this broken table and break up chairs okay I just need points I need to get my reputation up here's the man who uh shaked cop at the face cop missed why is it the dog barked at me can I not oh I injured him oh I'm gonna surrender sometimes haha can't touch me don't break all the chairs then just beat me with a dog whip and the dogs trying to bite me this case quit fixing my chairs they're broken for a reason Oh they knocked me out let's be good I got a lots of points it's points boo I have one extra for extra lethal moobs I really wish I could find the lighter though that's what I really want could there be one in the office really just unlock the office you're all beautiful no and I'll ever find this again oh we're making inferno in here it's gonna be great gonna be the best Inferno in the history of best infernos Oh that's actually a really big player I don't know why I let the office on fire it really doesn't do anything I had hoped that the fire wouldn't spread to the door now I'm kind of stuck in here it's kind of hot also the firemen don't even show up there's oh there they are firemen are on their way oh I can leave out the back door maybe firemen have a horrible response time even the sidewalks on fire where'd you guys go now I know what to do I just bring it all about fire get out of here don't only we're gonna burn up okay I'm good I'm good everything's fine now ah hold up I didn't even get in trouble for that how's my office look pretty good I made a nice back door how much about oh like a what is it called arson spree can I go on there we go we'll burn that one I just need to keep moving Oh an armory hot dang I had a burn my way into there yes yes it's beautiful we have fire everywhere oh it's liking the game down so much like they're on to me though gonna try okay oh oh they put the fire out that's no fun I only got four hours it's not bad at all here's an idea the kitchen kitchens always have contraband maybe somewhere Oh shiny things yes let's try it you're tired now you're holy because I cut you in half and you made a hole in you oh shoot you missed you dork come on in here come on a guest mm oh that's wrong guy oh nice okay I need a knife I got that and fight nobody knows that I just killed all the guards and now I'm gonna be tough let's go see the Poochie guys hey puppy who's a good boy I'm not gonna do it you know I think I was thinking it you know I was thinking that that was chasing me down oh I gotta go to sleep they don't know about me yet I got a run I gotta go to bed yeah you're tired you're also dead you look for that one oh no no slouch can't touch this can't touch this pow oh shoot I got sniped whop whop sometimes we can find a drill and the drill is like ooh I'm gonna try the shank maybe it's good Oh damage is 9 I think that's the same as the hammer yeah the hammer okay so the Hammers got a faster recharge that's good oh there it is right here aha yes look at that little damage but we have that recharge time we also have this perk which makes lethal loops hey sometimes killing a single hit hello Oscar how are you today about oh you just taste me but I murdered your face no I want the keys hello citizen oh did that work oh he died too there we go Hennessy McCauley oh you want to all open the door for you haha hey that worked hey why don't you come in I'll actually let you in yeah grab that stuff everyone all aboard grab all the weapons it'll be a good time Oh watch this no you can't shoot me god no these guys are gonna get messed up this would be great I have no idea what happened in here not at all somebody needs to come in oh you're marking down notes are you gonna do with yourself so this was bad we need to go to eat we needed to do this in the kitchen all right so let's start yeah you missed me yeah nice there we go daddy's got a fork now it should start a riot oh I can't touch me that's what you get for non-lethal weapons there you go you got a knife the death don't you stabbed here the fork no longer oh you can't do anything about me boo-boo okay I gotta end the fight now let's go watch this guy don't do it man don't do it oh shoot I feel like if I open up the gate I'm gonna get get sniped it's not a good idea what a good idea would be to follow these guys cuz I can get healed up there we go follow the morgue oh I don't want to go in the morgue what oh you're killing me thank you maybe there's a beautiful area I can escape over here oh hey look I can burn this down I had a burning device it's max outer rep first think it's in the visitation room Frank can fight yep there it is okay we're gonna Trey the key out right now I don't feel like the keys a good idea oh this dude's got a sniper oh man is that better we need to try it hello mr. dinosaur hunter are there any other guards around that one welljust will just take a pop oh he dropped his gun he's unconscious okay I need it oh no can't touch me oh yeah bow oh I missed oh no oh no this oh my god and then this one down here oh I missed again yeah baby straight lines straight lines POW oh I got him again excellent and straight lines oh oh I missed how do they how did you really how do you miss that oh yes button you do you what's button gonna do with his new phone Oh buttons gonna be in trouble buds gonna get beat up naked dude oh he dropped his keys oh wow he got messed up wasn't me I did nothing promise I tell you what button I like you I like you a lot I'm gonna recruit you into the clan and you're gonna skip punishment just because I like you that's my dude it's names button okay look at these law-abiding citizens no you're not allow abiding not at all put you down like a dirty dog you're gonna die oh maybe not so eating a clock is always a fun deal what what you can do is you can get rid of this guy but oh what no way button did something stupid too I don't even know what it did okay second time is a charm lose Henderson my friend with the face tattoos nice here a Henderson I'll give you a key Rob really there he's gone he's gone not gonna surrender Oh riot time this is my favorite you're gonna die you're gonna die someone else can have a key in weapons no oh they just made a straight up right going on watch levers he's gonna get sniped don't kill levers there we go this will work this will work oh wait is Bette hahaha yes give me that give me that weapon someone's got the shotgun no I don't know who it is wonder how many people I can take out I don't even know maybe it'll make it oh that guy that's not a good idea here we're gonna take out all the guards maybe if we take out all the guards we can just walk on normally that's a good idea oh that one's got the shotgun the minute Edison I'm your friend remember here wait I'm your friend oh never mind I'm not your friend anymore god it's a bad place to be right now this is a bad place to be it's a really bad place to be for everyone man injured where did that one go so what just disappeared well we got a lot of reputation for that too very good and what was button doing Oh buttons just having fun up here oh hey everyone what's happening up here having a good time it's a party time injured there you go have fun oh that's what I like to see I like to see riots happening yes yes oh great there's enough prisoners there but don't die on me oh those are shotgun blast bar prisoners okay we got to take this guy out yes oh it's a sniper get inside you guys gonna get sniped in the face oh shoot I promise it wasn't me I did nothing naughty how did doctor give me the good stuff I'm injured that's better yeah now it can cause arson well go on this one this one is better cuz nobody ever goes in a library I mean it's a library who goes in there except France France you're not allowed to live oh he's standing with his scissors oh no I listen Ben and fight wasn't me you just grabbed a hammer he's breaking down the door dude this is not what you want to do while everyone's writing still aren't they you know what fire time buy our time we need fire in here we gotta burn the place down you just stabbed you with the pork okay here we go we got to get the walls we gotta bust through the walls can i attack this one oh I can't this will be better I think I just burned himself up that was smart oh I can make it I can make it Oh get through it through oh maybe I can't get through oh I can't I got it I got through I'm through okay how do I do this now burning the entire place down all the firemen had finally showed up all right let's see if we can get out of here did anything burn down enough that I can I can nice walls burnt you know if I had the plate it goes away hey can I get it oh no I can't no can't make it through the staff doors either oh I might be in trouble I'm gonna try it again just like click away maybe I can make it giant inferno on this Oh we're blowing up rocks okay that's good cuz I need that wall on player just have to be careful all sniper sniper kicked out oh oh that was close oh shoot I need to light that door on fire can I make it I can't make it uh-oh cops cops here we go you're in trouble now mr. officer you're in trouble god yes I got a key Oh what do i what do I take I need the weapon okay infertile mode is over this'll do this'll do I got a key and now what now I wait here I don't even know where I am I wish I can have that oh I know what I can do I know what I can do I can stash the keys I need to stash the keys somewhere I can grab them no I need to stash the weapon okay you google right there no it's gone it's gone my lighter is gone maybe I could just take out it leaked that way these dudes yeah good night okay yes now I can grab that as a weapon cuz that'll work and I don't need a weapon I need a lighter oh no they see me Oh Oh bad idea Oh Oh think wait hold on oh yes I leveled up do I get to stay at my same room I hope so skip punishment uh-oh can I make it through this big wall it's been so long since I've actually done this oh I can beautiful so all I need to do is get into this room and I should be good what ain't got nothing on me leave me alone okay so the question is do I use my drill or do I use something else others oh here we go the drill and the lighter I think that's gonna be my best bet to get out oh shoot there's a cop after me I got this I got this you ready Bob yes die die die okay he's down I need to zoom in a little better okay I need a light a fire here just so I can break through you think they'd be dumb enough to let me in to the storage zone oh they are hahaha thank you oh there's a hammer I got all sorts of stuff I just need to leave here I just need to leave oh those guys he's going out he's going up he's leaving maybe one of them are maybe not leave please leave open the door thank you here we go here we go I'm gonna flee oh shoot oh it's working it's working we have fire going through the walls we just can't let the firemen come in nope nope nope nope dump dump dump dump dump dump dump dump dump dump nope nope no no dump dump dump dump dump nope nope nope nope nope they're floating away I've done it they got a little wet but that's okay I've made it I've succeeded oh ha ha ha I'm gonna steal your fire truck thank you there's more coming is that one more oh man there's so many I don't even know oh did I just get sniped I just got sniped by that dude oh shoot Welsh's died he just died he straight-up got murder eyes din there oh no I have no idea what even happened wow I have a terrible room okay I got it I got an idea I'm gonna find whoever owns this bedroom so I can dig out this way and escape down to off the map that way there we go Morgan there we go he's good he's good to go Morgan you'll be my friend this is really easy by the way with a hammer I don't know why it is until you run out I have no idea how far that even is what I will do is I will keep my mouse there oh I'm actually through the line if I get into there that's great use that wooden pickaxe oh it's beautiful it's beautiful I think I'm digging through the hardest stuff right now probably not so beautiful all right let's try to dig up see what happens exit tunnel beautiful this is great who is that why is there someone out here who was that I don't even I have no idea who that was okay where am I oh there's workers out here keeping the place clean oh that's great New York City clean for once I made oh shoot this is that one okay okay so there's another area over to the left and I should be able to get this if I keep rolling I keep running oh great where's the other where's the other no I got it the bridge the bridge I've made it um I just need to figure out how to get out of here there's no guards out here I know that for sure or is there a fence there is a fence is there any way outside of the fence oh oh is there anything on the other side of the fence that I can even dig - come on I made it to the corner of the map man I'm ready to escape can I just drill through the fence itself so I honestly don't think the fireman can even make it over here okay I don't think they can it'll take him too long so if I just light up every tree on this side of the map maybe one of them will spread without lighting myself on fire oh great I have tattoos on my face I took my shirt off as soon as I got in a fight that's always good can't burn that burn it burn it the firemen think they want to come over here but it's gonna take him like a year to do it yes major arson major arson that was my nickname in high school all defense is on fire beautiful good job Morgan how do you just do it seriously watts out of prison you're like like nobody ever wanted on a prison before him it's got a light every tree on the map on player that's all you have to do it isn't the ones I was hoping for these are the good ones right here cuz they're right next to the stupid fence oh it's on fire the fence is burning however I just don't want to light myself up first alright so let's hope that works somewhere along the line oh wow the firemen are here no way I didn't think they could actually get here no no oh shoot I can't get through the fence did any of it break these stupid firemen they they ruined all my fun I can't get off this way No Oh bee tree Kenobi you're my only hope please burn I gotta take the fireman out oh there they come come on come on take off yes yes injury ball nope nope nope you're not allowed you're not allowed nobody's allowed over here stop it Oh Oh your camera on the other way no no no oh that's a cop over here weird how they get over here yeah I can't let we got a feds fire oh shoot hahahaha I didn't know you were here Wow yeah I don't think this is gonna happen these fences don't burn so the question is can I just just walk out with this guy nope nope nope whoa okay that was hard that was harsh right there oh man and these firemen are just ruined in my jam today they're just just washing my gym I think I can make it up all I can all beautiful all right we made it through round one Oh Trudy Shami on the shotgun Wow hey Dad oh you're kidding me I promise you that you will not put my fire up this time no I accept if you go that way no please don't go that way no that's not the right way I can't get through there yet come on guys just let me burn the place down it's post-apocalyptic that's the that's the fun part of this think they've made it the good old-fashioned fire brigade I'm hoping that I did enough damage to the walls looks like a manager here I'd have switched up okay Oh can i really not go through these Falls Mike you go through that one hey I made it I made it I made it screw oh please please let me go through the yes yes okay good all right and fight I don't even care about that anymore I'm going this way I'm going this way boys special thanks to the fire Patrol for telling me exactly where to go someone's gonna come in here oh you don't even care hey just even care he doesn't care oh who cares now who cares now can I surrender from inside this room and fight I don't want to surrender I just don't want people to care right now okay I gotta go to the right and down I'm gonna try to make it through here and then in here good I made it into the storage bay oh now the hard part is where do I go how can I get in the truck can I can I hijack a truck and go oh man oh man I'm so scared right now I'm so scared okay can I just drive it no I can't oh I just want to keep looking like a little bit at a time here's an idea we'll snake around this way oh boy we got a clear open area if I get shot at once I'm dead man there's a cop okay you can't see me maybe I'm gonna call grandma be like grandma I broke out of prison come get me bring me cookies here we go you ready for this you ready police don't be any guards please don't be any guards please don't be any guards please don't beat in guards please stop beating guards there's no guards there's no guards there's no guards there's no guards there's no guards there's no guards oh there was a guard there's a guard though he's got a sniper no oh I'm injured I'm okay though I'm okay okay here's the deal I need that guy's sniper take him up I got that sniper oh my word I am I'm bleeding like crazy and fight I couldn't even see that guard nope nope nope got him well that's not a good sign wonder how long of a tunnel I can make out I don't really know oh look found something oh oh well that was fun by my calculations it comes down here and then just goes straight that way for a whole long time right along the road well that's good news I found the edge of the map I hear trucks driving above me I don't know where to go well what's that what is that is that water it might be in water I might have found the bridge this might be a really bad idea but I'm gonna dig up just to see where I'm at oh boy nice I've made it out to where I was okay so I just need to dig down oh boy I'm gonna make a break for it I'm gonna make a break for it oh it didn't work so I think I can't do it if I just dig straight down the road get right to the edge then I'll be good they just have to clean up my mess I can smell freedom smells like grandma's chocolate chip cookies I just have to walk underground for like literally miles and miles and miles still better probably faster than driving in regular New York City traffic but we're gonna make it some time this year I hope it's 10 and 10 p.m. I've been doing this for like I don't know six days or so in-game just so far to go but I think we're reaching the end I think we got the finale oh here we go here we go I'm gonna pop up right next to the map right oh right okay can I dig up pick up and he escaped he escaped corner here wait we need to hear what's this guy's name Paul just because you didn't know anything I want everyone who follow us do they come after me oh no they found my channel EEP they found my tunnel quick go now well looks like Morgan our tattooed face man finally made it out alive oh that's amazing [Laughter] anyway that's gonna wrap it up for a skateboard prison architect we are done in escaping New York City by I think if I do this wait hold on there we go gate oh we didn't get a score yeah there you go whoopsies wasn't me promise I did not do that all the firemen all the firemen were my bait of existence [Music]
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Channel: Blitz
Views: 1,224,010
Rating: 4.8779559 out of 5
Keywords: blitz, prison architect, prison architect escape mode, lets play prison architect, prison architect walkthrough, prison architect part 1, prison architect escape, escape mode gameplay, prison architect steam workshop, giant prison
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Length: 25min 36sec (1536 seconds)
Published: Sun Jul 07 2019
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