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[Music] right here we are on the outskirts of wraith it is here oh no and Hawk is attacking that young Maiden leave this to me Roger hey ugly yeah you why don't you pick on someone your own size [Music] oh hero they'll teach him I'm a lady are you all right thank you Brave Adventurer you're most welcome but your thanks are unnecessary I am a member of the order of the light and I'm sworn by Honor to protect any citizen in distress I don't know what I would have done if you didn't come by luckily we may not ponder that awful thought I am here and I will do whatever I can to help would you escort me home I was out foraging when that awful orc attacks and if my grandmother doesn't see me soon she'll be worried sick well done Hiro let's escort this young Maiden back to her home safely one of those awful monsters you and me Hiro brothers for life protect me controls okay hit him the auction attacking I'm not how do I protect me look out here we go okay good damn it [ __ ] no not spinning attack [ __ ] look out hit him the ox are attacking ah hello Adventurer I need to order my garlic unfortunately there's a hole in my butt skip I think what we need to do is hit to the tower I sure am looking forward to getting a brand where have all the people gone I don't understand what to taste the day of the Honeywood yeah I fear something evil is good that reminds me of the break there's Barger maybe yeah I was just working on my hands get the beacons of Minima have been lost there's only one way when I was a child you stand across the other side of the lake Brothers Pancake Day is on Sunday remember the ingredients can you feel that [Music] I'll go I'll take it can you have my [ __ ] and my skin must go to the dark lands get we've returned from the dark lands get the dragons now you know the whole story you'll remember this vital piece of information [ __ ] oh so oh [ __ ] where do I go now this way I guess foreign from now the journey is up to you yeah yeah okay if you take the leg path you will end up with the Elvis Rangers sorry what now be careful of dark elves they roam these lands right every merchant ship that was sailing up the river was ambushed by orcish Pirates sorry what was that about Pirates and all the treasure has been lost he remains at the Rangers Fields it goes like this but that was a joke my father and use the special code you'll know what you mean must all of that you must use a very specific potion now listen carefully and read my lips today I hope you got all of that crucial information I didn't hear a word of that I I know I can get two for the price of one but I didn't hear anything else I get fingers crossed okay the Elder Keepers a long and dangerous one however I hear Elder keep is a wondrous place where man and elf live together in harmony all right if only the road wasn't so long and treacherous apologize mate I sure look forward to hearing your Tales are about to keep why I am talking to you come here I sure hope you decide to return the Journey's through don't ignore me oh hey this is as far as I'm willing to go Adventure I dare not Venture any further into the wood now your road to Elder keep begin right here to this rodent do not deviate from it I promise I'm talking to you bad attention to me I'm trying to get your attention now the road on foot should take about a day and a half now when you reach up unfortunately they're running out of garlic over there and vampires have been spotted in the area it's a really bad I'm not a bad person running out of garlic sorry I got a good news vampires are everywhere there's one and I apologies but I mean you are about a solid day sorry and they need a brave Adventure like you to help me I love it all right [Music] so go for Noble hero and save the town of Elder keep they need all the help they can get good luck Adventure [Music] goodbye and good luck I'm sorry say sorry an apology is worth more than you think foreign it's amazing that the town has managed to hold off against the orcish hordes for as long as they have so intense no I've arranged to meet an old friend of mine Isaac the head of the militia that should be here any moment ah here it comes Isaac the son of a [ __ ] thank goodness you finally made it I thought you'd never come well punctuality was never my strong point this is the hero I was talking about Joe you truly are a son of a [ __ ] I thought you'd abandon us it turns out I need to hold you up in a higher regard I would never abandon you brother you're like kin to me I feel the same way I meant no disrespect you're like a brother to me also it's just difficult to know who to trust sorry Isaac was it yeah you might want to just amp your performance up a little bit man it's a big dramatic moment and you just you're falling a little bit flat so just give it heaps like really just go for it you know that's enough cheddar we must return to the Village every moment that passes more Villages perish adventurer I do not know you but bodger trusts you and that's good enough for me my word wasn't good enough for you last time we were at the mermaids Inn oh boy you know me after a few drinks I'm the wild one oh no the gates have been breached Adventure we must save all the women and children that we can do you accept this task I mean not exactly making me excited for it but yeah sure let's let's do it great follow me it's heartbreaking knowing what has happened to the woman and the children they truly are suffering in these dark times yeah man you seem really heartbroken about it no I know ouch promise me brother promise me you'll get the woman and children out I promise I promise and tell my family that I love them and that I never wanted any of this to happen no this damned War [Music] Adventurer I hope you're half the man that bodger says you are oh [Music] blessed easy brother I mean well done budget but I don't give a [ __ ] he was terrible all right I'm gonna go kill some Orcs or something I guess hey here we all stand the Calm before the storm of battle no I'm not the inspiring speech type no I'll leave that to my good friend you all know it we all love them here he is how inspiring Leisure Captain Isaac not this guy brother I follow you anywhere thank you my people I'm not gonna sugarcoat it the battle ahead will be rough they're over those Hills the Orcs of schmagenrog have made Camp it's up to us to push them off these lands and reclaim our home if you follow me into battle we may not all survive some of us will not see the sunset this day Flint I've known you since I was a boy do you remember rescuing my sister with me from the bandits in the forest yes I remember it well they never saw us coming no they did not will you follow me again this day I will thank you Roger I sent for your wife not for you [Applause] I suck you son of a [ __ ] how many times have we fought alongside one another more times than I can count brother there is no man I would rather fight alongside will they following me again this day I will yeah adventurer I do not know you but bodger trusts you and that's good enough for me will you follow me this day I mean sure I don't really want to to be honest but I kind of have to because I want the XP so but just to make it clear your performance is dragging this whole thing down it's enough cheddar soldiers no one truly dies not in battle in battle you become saviors you become Heroes you become foreign to follow me I mean it's okay [Laughter] yo roll that day you crossed path with schmurlock the high wall look at that God good job [Music] apathetic you're never defeat me Adventure ah you thinking I'm gonna measure you I'm gonna [ __ ] you thank you now I've got you I want you what the hell looks like you're no match for smurlock the high wall of the arcade what's going on why am I hurt suddenly pity I expected more out of you Adventurer wait is this a scripted loss it is isn't it the game's forcing me to lose and now you'll never get your hands on the enchanted emeralds of Eric Guy this is [ __ ] why does the game even make me fight you if I have to lose you know I put a lot of prep in for this fight waste of time apparently instead you've tasted defeat at the hands of small lock the high warlock of our guide defeat oh sorry I must have missed that when I was bashing your face in pathetic Adventurer look if you're gonna force me to lose at least make it believable you are so easy I was destroying you pathetic Adventurer you're not even worth my time so I I shall let you live oh wow thank you so generous after all there's no sport in chasing someone as pathetic as you I definitely beat you well I do Adventurer until next time no wait don't you dare leave don't you dear well if you want to kill me come and chase me okay son of a [ __ ] where [ __ ] [Music] so Adventurer you've come to save this pitiful human and release the town from my curse I shall defeat you in Angel reign of terror over Elder keep nothing can stop me I shall claim all the souls of this land for the Dark Lord please Adventurer save me quiet you peasant oh so how did I do oh uh yeah yeah no it's good it's good especially for your first time so oh thank you thank you so much sir it's an honor to work with you yeah it's great actually you know what maybe maybe next time don't don't play it up quite so much just you know keep it real yeah yeah you know oh yeah yeah I I can I can do that thank you thank you sir actually the next next adventure is coming up soon so oh yeah ah Adventurer you've come to save this pitiful human and release the town from my curse I will defeat you a ninja reign of terror over Elder keep nothing can stop me I shall claim all the souls of this land for that dark Lords please Adventure save me to save this pitiful human and release the town for Mike save me adventurer yeah what you really want to be doing is think about the why not the how so Adventurer you've come to save this pitiful human I shall defeat you and end your reign of terror over other kids so I noticed in that last one like the adventurer laughed at me like I don't think he should be laughing yes no he definitely shouldn't be and I think it's because you win a bit too hard yeah please adventurous save me please Adventurer I need your aim please Adventurer save me that was okay quiet you peasant foreign [Music] quiet you Pastor oh the last Adventurer yeah yeah when he ran to try and charge you and save you because you just like got the Fireball and you're like [Applause] oh classic speaking of the next one will be along soon I'm sure oh hey look I just wanted to say I think you're really improving you're coming along really well oh thank you so much sir that really means a lot to me yeah no no no problem in fact look I know this is just a limited time Quest but I was wondering if you wanted to come and join me on my main quest line you're serious about that it'll still be a small role you know up some Tower getting tortured by a demon or something I'd love to be tortured by demons great it'd be great to have you on board part of the team oh to be clear it is unpaid but hey great work experience right oh here he comes well then just about it's all the quests Honeywood has to give our village safe for such a long time now I won't lie to you these moments are bittersweet for me but I know azram really does need a brave adventurer like yourself it's not like I'm just saying goodbye to a hero but to a friend what a I bestow upon you the song of my people oh no seriously no don't worry about it let's just get through this and we can be done Adventurer of Honey Woods go against evils you have bravely stood seriously skip through darkness and Madness you overcome defending as a rim from harm I don't care the fires of schmogen rock doth rise they're evil hath many eyes come on adventure when the Shadows Fall long long to go the mountains of fire The Valleys below and in the old Elvish tongue letrian that's not Elvis she'll be with me always right here in my heart and in August they go I know you will for you are good Brave adventurer of honey [Music] oh thank God oh thank God adventure of Honey Wood against evils you have bravely stood no sir oh my goodness I don't that seems to be happening a lot lately yeah more more ah there you are Adventurer my spies tell me you've been undermining my authority in Honeywood no one helps this town unless they go through me spymaster writer yeah well I have to continue with this crystalline so well I'll prove to you who the stronger man is fight me oh Rider becomes a boss fight okay sweet except you'll rule the day that you cross the devilishly handsome spymaster Rider let's do this no one besmirches my name around Honeywood I'll show you [Music] oh God damn I got a quick Time Event so strong do you try and Dodge this you're not gonna get away from me Daddy oh man I really think I am I'm going to tackle you now and you're not going to be able to block it seriously oh man I'd really love to just play this fight but if you want to get serious Let's Get Serious [Music] [Music] you got me fine if you want to finish me then finish me honestly I'd really rather not [Music] no no no seriously I I don't wanna it's bad for my reputation I see you're a noble hero not wanting to take the final blow thank you very much hero I appreciate it not a problem shall we have tea ah and how about a scone [Music] and let's see who can eat it the fastest foreign [Music] Our Heroes Have Arrived men are you ready are you ready for the biggest war azarim has ever seen ah um yeah uh heck yeah the time to defeat the army of Eternal fire once and for all has come all of the races of the alliance have converged to fight back this evil look at all this stuff so cool even the Orcs the trolls the Cobalts and the mergels of The Pact have joined our forces this shall be a battle for the ages oh it's the end Battle of the expansion [Music] when the combined armies of the alliance in The Pact Crest that Ridge and descend into evil and Forest oh my God the army of Eternal fire shall be immediately upon us we must defeat as many as we can if we are to have any chance of pushing them back through the corrupted portal back into the fire lands from whence they came so I ask you one more time are you with me [Applause] oh my God it's Fire Lord Commander gurken this is gonna be so cool [Music] oh my God that was amazing oh my God good work adventurous now to the war oh what what's happening why is everything going dark [Music] congratulations adventurers you have single-handedly won this war we we sorry we walked we have finally defeated the armies of Eternal fire we didn't do [ __ ] the scale of that battle is the likes of which azerim shall never see again wait what that was the war three demons between us the demons I saw it no we didn't yeah it did no we didn't yeah you did yeah you guys let the entire Army of ezrem to Victory I didn't even see an army do you see it no I didn't see I didn't see anything why oh you killed the fire lord got kick yeah but that was basically it there was no war big old wall look look at the Carnage look at the the scale of the battle that that's a CGI mad painting look I can't even go that way we were never down there we were not a part of that war oh that's [ __ ] the where is the Great War that we were promised where it's the war the people of azerim thank you oh no you [ __ ] don't what was that was that oh my god oh ah the the King has called me to arms and go dawn I'm sure the king needs him the king needs him doesn't he clearly yeah so I must I must I've got to go okay yeah you truly are the heroes of azeroom what's happening what's happening no I've never paid 70 since game no but I want my warp right now come back I hate it I want to make war breath okay no you're giving up look at the other hand now I've got you what I want yeah what the hell yeah that's right [ __ ]

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Id: fAQra8NnXNM

Length: 27min 43sec (1663 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 30 2023