What's The Creepiest Thing You Have Seen Another Family Do? (Reddit Stories)

what's the creepiest thing that you've seen other families do that they accept as totally normal growing up my best friend's family didn't have traditional snacks like fruit roll-ups gushers etc they ate sticks of butter sticks of f king butter whenever they offered me some i always told them i wasn't hungry they had multiple packages of butter in the fridge and freezer they didn't consume the entire stick rather would cut off pieces they weren't poor they weren't fat but they were f king crazy i went to elementary school with this really nice girl she was the eldest of four girls all perfectly healthy and beautiful kids were laughing at her because she was smelling really bad i talked to her about it and she told me that her mother makes her wear the same cloth for a week before washing them her mother was really busy praying to have a son she was in the church at 6am every morning and spent a lot of time there always praying to have a son well the miracle happened and she had a son that's all they could talk about it was like jesus himself was reborn it was weird maybe 2-3 ago i saw her in the bus the first thing she told me after not seeing each other for maybe 30 years was did you know i have a brother i was speechless definitely has to be my neighbors when i was younger i hung out and played with these three siblings they were all pretty normal kids but the mom seemed kind of clingy during the summer we would play outside a lot baseball hockey go-karts swimming the norm every single day at about 12 the mom would call the kids back to the house one at a time they would have to go inside for about a half hour then come out and the next kid would go in never thought too much about it until one day i was actually in their house with them and found out why she called them she had mandatory cuddle time with each of the kids they would lay on the couch and she would spoon them in the quiet for about 30 minutes each biggest thing i've ever encountered edit no her name was not beverly goldberg there was a weird kid in my neighborhood named neil he had a club foot that's not what was weird it's just sort of memorable anyway we were invited to his birthday party down the street his parents sent invites that we were to bring a present and ten dollars to cover the costs of hosting the party my mom was annoyed and confused but sent us with the presents and the money we had to give the money to neil's parents before they let us in the house we were each given one water balloon to throw and exactly one slice of cake then we gave this kid his present and his parents sent everybody home after maybe half an hour that's so incredibly trashy i feel bad for that guy i was babysitting for a girl and noticed weird furs on her bed she explained to me very matter of factly that they were her cats her parents skinned her pet cats after they died presumably of natural causes and put the pelt on her bed that was the only time i babysat for them my friend's mom used to bust in on her daughter's friends using the bathroom and quickly snap a picture she proudly showed me the photo album of random kids using the toilet looking surprised confused as hell didn't really kick in how f ked up that was until later in life went to a friend's house when i was 17. she asked her mom for a snack and her mom brought out a huge raw white onion completely slathered in mayo on a plate and she and my friend just went ahead with their forks like it was filet mignon three years later and i still think about that tea from time to time sounds like a pretty good strategy actually get your kids accustomed to eating super inexpensive which tea like raw onions and mayo early on save a ton of money on food dad you want some of my mayonin no thank you son that's your special snack i'll just have these nasty doritos oh this is actually abuse and my mom did call cps on them but i'll say it anyway we knew a family growing up that the father would time their showers literally 15 seconds under cold water he would stand there and watch and then grab them out one after the other they were not allowed to poop in the house he had toilet paper for emergencies and guests if they had to poop he would pass them five squares of tp total and watch them wipe they train themselves to only poop at school and church summer would get to be 100 and still not air or fans in their bedroom no open windows probably about 20 more insane rules weird food rules very very very sad edit regarding the toilet paper they had five squares total if they needed more too bad so sad pull your pants up and deal with it colin i have an ex whose family would literally burn any meat they cooked for dinner chicken fish steak all completely burned they were terrified about bacteria on their food i got them to cook my steak medium well less burned but still about well once but i got some serious looks of disgust the mother also forced me to draft a living will and instructed me on the proper way to seal a room to protect from a very likely chemical attack with duct tape and plastic sheeting i know a woman who was a manager at the restaurant my wife worked at who was living through her 13-year-old girl to an extreme level the girl would come up to the restaurant from school and her mom would trash her for house tty her makeup was and ask her how she expected to get brent or jason or whoever looking like that ninety percent of what she talked about with co-workers was her daughter's school drama she would read her texts give her strategies and things to say etc always trashing her appearance or telling her she needed to dress sl tear before going to the football game and weird tea like that talked about how she encouraged boys coming over and how she liked to spy eavesdrop and with a twinkle of pride told us how she walked in daughter's room recently and found her coming out from under the covers in her bed this boy was in right in the middle of a possible bj i was about 7-8 i used to play with this girl that lived a few houses down and across the street i live in a cookie cutter very safe and fairly decent neighborhood across the street from the high school her mother never let us play outside because there could be a drive by any car we see driving by could be someone with a gun and could very easily shoot us and kill us she never let us play in the living room near the windows either for that same reason another time i was over there playing with my friend and the mom pulled me aside she pointed to a truck she saw parked outside my house on the curb my uncle's truck she told me that it's actually probably a burglar and he was inside my house and killing my family at that moment she wouldn't let me go home either for the fear of me also getting killed she finally let me go home after my mom called later and requested i come home for dinner that family is still crazy even 13 years later i went to a friend's house and we put some cartoons on while we were watching i asked him a question but he didn't respond he was fixated on the tv absolutely clued his chilled minder just laughter he'll be like that all evening now so i just had to wait for my parents to pick me up whilst he unflinchingly watched tv for hours my sister is like this as soon as a tv comes on she gets so distracted she can barely make comprehensible sentences she has a phd she runs a medical lab for cancer research as well as owning a nutrition-oriented produce delivery service she is literally trying to cure cancer but as soon as a tv comes on around her she gets all confused and distracted it's hilarious actually there was a family of girls i went to church with and none of them were allowed to cut their hair they had to wait until they were 16 so they wouldn't get a haircut they'd regret because the mother had they also weren't allowed to talk at the dinner table one time one of the daughters was laughing at something and coughed on her food the mom was afraid of one of them choking and dying so talking was banned no one told me that when i came over for dinner i just talked and they all stared at me talk about taking out your anxiety issues on your children i used to go over to this kid neil's house when i was in fourth or fifth grade his entire family including neil would sometimes leave and go run errands leaving me alone there they also would tell my parents that i was invited for dinner but then leave me in the basement to play video games by myself while they all ate i never complained because sega genesis my sister dated this guy in high school for a couple years he had the biggest helicopter parents in the world he would call to see if my sister was around and then his whole family would show up mom dad and sister would be with him it was almost like they were going somewhere and dropping him off except they would come inside and crash in the living room for hours while they waited on him i felt so bad for the kid cause he was 17-18 yo and his parents would third-wheel him everywhere a friend from high school theatre used to invite me over to her family's house all the time her mom collected large vintage dolls like child-sized ballerinas victorian girls and this one overly happy clown they dress it up in their own clothing and place it around the house like it was a family joke that it was alive they also collected and played dijira do's as a family group it sounds cool but they were all pretty odd individuals and this one overly happy clown oh hell no my family collected dead people cards when my grandparents would go to funerals they would get those obituary cards with pictures and stuff and collect them i think it started out as getting them for memory purposes but then they'd get them for other people and it became like a card game my grandparents and their friends would trade them and they coveted the ones that had misspellings or limited edition more like his one man's name was hayes but they misspelled it as hazel and the ones before the funeral home reprinted them were kind of showed off as a novelty i didn't realize it was weird forever and mom's still in denial that it was weird we had to throw out boxes of dead people cards when my grandparents died and their stealing living friends actually got mad that we didn't distribute them again i went on a road trip with a friend's family one time it was a five-hour drive and the entire time no one spoke it was completely silent no music no talking nothing and even though they had drank tons of liquids before getting in the car no one had to pee during that five hours drive weirdest and most unsettling drive of my life something that i have witnessed for years only began to hit me as the realization slowly unfolded a family that i visited frequently with all adult children who still live with their parents would coincidentally always have the same exact movie on every single time i visited they all huddle around as though they are only watching it for the first time once when i actually stayed over for a longer duration and the movie finally ended the tv was finally turned off only to be turned on again and the play button was then pressed for the same movie i finally realized that this movie is watched multiple times a day every single day almost like a ritual and all the members of the family react the same way to the same scene repeatedly as if they have never seen it before edit for all those asking what movie it was called just ask my children tell everyone everything going on in their kids life no matter how private it is i had a professor at college just walk into an empty classroom i was studying in and go on and on about how her new daughter was looking for naked pictures of justin bieber on her ipad i just sat there and was like yeah that sucks i went on vacation with my buddy when we were kids they weren't religious but before ever meal they would all say the same chant about being a better person and trying your best it was really creepy because they would all say it in the same monotone voice it turned out the mom was just tired of everyone eating before she got to the table so she made up the tradition i think this is hilarious i can almost picture her laughing inside as they reluctantly monotone their way through their little chant that'll teach the little f cause to wait for me i knew a guy who was the oldest of 12 children he was 20 at the time he told me that a few months after his mom would have a baby his parents would go on a hotel date and when they did all the kids would get excited and talk to each other about if he's gonna get her pregnant and then they would all bug the mom about it until a few weeks later when she would announce she was pregnant and all the kids would be so excited about it not sure if this is creepy or just flat out disgusting when i was about 14 or 15 i would go over to this girl's house i am also female and we would hang out blah blah blah one day she came out of her parents room with something in her mouth at first i didn't realize what it was but once she sat back down on the couch i saw that it was a ref king vibrator in her mouth on i kind of flipped tea and asked her what the hell she was doing she said her gums hurt so she was massaging them the bad sad disgusting weird thing was that she didn't even know it was a vibrator she found it in her parents room one day and thought it was for your teeth gums on top of that her parents knew she used it for that purpose because they walked in and talked to her while she had it in her mouth i didn't go back i had a closed childhood friend whose mom insisted that we treat their dogs like people whenever i went round there i had to greet these two cocker spaniels say goodbye to them when i left say excuse me if i walked past one of the dogs in the hallways stuff like that sometimes we'd be eating dinner and having a conversation and the mom would try to include the dogs by asking their opinions and we'd all sit there in silence like idiots until she decided they'd had enough time to reply which they never did being dogs there was other stuff with those dogs but i don't really want to relive it right now not the weirdest thing ever but weird enough an old friend's mum was completely paranoid that al qaeda would storm the small british town they lived in her solution have a massive bomb shelter built under their house not the weird part though about about five times a year she would spend literally thousands and thousands of pounds on groceries to stock the shelter with by this i mean she would genuinely buy out the whole supermarket it would take her about 20 trips over a week not just canned food but perishables 2. i only found this out by sleeping over on one of her shopping days where food covered literally every single surface of their massive house my friend just shrugged it off and was oh yeah just restocking our bomb shelter we always need to be ready for invasion dar fck my family was at weird family from like 3-7 i would only wear my underwear when i was home i felt free and comfortable that way so as soon as i'd get home from anywhere i'd strip down to my panties and it didn't matter who was at our house be it my friends my siblings friends relatives or friends of my parent my family acted like it was completely normal i'm sure people thought we were weird as hell were they the panties your mother laid out on the bed for you thinking eating ketchup packets for a snack was normal f king growth and they would feed their middle school children baby food and they loved that tea apple sauce is basically baby food we had a family friend whose dad would take cuddling and kissing with his two daughters to another level like they're both in college now and they still sit on his lap cuddle up and kiss him all over cheeks neck lip pecs etc coma all in public it's not the first time i saw something like this but it's probably the worst case when we were in high school my best friend's dad did some seriously creep stuff when we were 13 he gave her a large diamond engagement ring and told her she was forbidden to get married until she found a man who could buy her a nicer one wth we were 13. he didn't want to marry anyone we spent most of our time playing n64 and riding bikes when everyone started dating she wasn't allowed finally she was very excited and said her dad had had a vision from god that she was allowed to date now i'm religious so i'm not knocking religion but dude that didn't happen came to a school dance and pinned the boy she was dancing with against the wall police were called dad was banned from school campus and all school functions even graduation her mom never said a word that i heard my friend was embarrassed by it but more in omg dads lol way rather than a wth this is creepyish t way she had two brothers and they were allowed to do whatever they wanted i stayed the night with a guy i was dating in the first time i did i noticed his mom kept grabbing his crotch i asked him about it when we were alone and he said she does it all the time then i noticed she had pictures of only him everywhere she had two other sons it was f king weird edit saw my friend's dad like 13 years ago on halloween pull his 20 year old daughter tiffany over his knee took down her spanx she was a zombie cheerleader for halloween and give her like a real angry dad spanking it was so weird a 50-something father of five giving his adult daughter a punitive bear ass banking in front of me my buddy and their other daughter we were all 15 strokes 16. the act itself isn't creepy but i was very creeped out until i realized what was happening i was at my sew's house and her mom was cooking and said i think it's about that time immediately the entire family mom dad and six siblings started simultaneously mumbling something i couldn't understand after they finished and saw the look on my face my so said they just said grace but everybody is in a rush to eat which is why i couldn't hear what they were saying i thought they were going to sacrifice me [Music] you

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Published: Mon Nov 16 2020