Welcome to "Good Mythical More." This is a good one, 'cause we're gonna be eating some donuts and dipping them in coffee to find out which one is the
best donut for coffee dipping. All right? All right.
But first, we're going to check our voicemail. All right. Rhett, Link, I need your help. He's here. I smeared the cotton candy on the wall, I said the chant. Oh, God. Cotton Candy Randy, no, please. Another one bites the dust. It happens, we've warned you. He smeared the cotton candy on the wall? That's what you do. You do that and you say
the chant, the incantation. Come on in, guys. Let's do this.
Come on, Sporked crew. So as you know, we've launched a website. It's an amazing tool and
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Daddy, and Gwenyth. Hey, guys.
Hi. Thanks for having us. Y'all been busy tasting stuff over there? Yeah.
Always. Are you ready to taste
some donuts with us? Yes. I'm so excited. You're not tired of tasting yet. Never? No, yesterday- Never done donuts. Yeah, yesterday we did like coconut water, so a donut feels like a vacation. We also did gummy candy. And meatballs. It was all over the place. If there's anything you wanna know what the best version of it is, even given your specific preferences, Sporked will tell you, so check it out, content always being updated. Mythical Crew members
floating through there, tasting stuff, being posted on the TikToks and the Instagrams. Now just looking at this
selection of donuts, which the only one you can't
see in the screen there is chocolate glazed... Which I actually think is probably... That's my vote for what's gonna... Do you have an idea of what
you think is gonna win? Something with chocolate, yeah. I think the old-fashioned, because it's the most absorbent. It needs to be caky. It can't be a yeasty, and it definitely can't have filling. I think it absolutely can be a yeast. I don't want too much absorption. It's gonna absorb too much. You see, they have strong opinions. What's yeasty, this?
It's gonna fall apart. This is a yeast donut, so the donuts that are like fluffier and more melt in your mouth. Like a traditional glazed. Yes, those are yeast donuts. And then that's a cake donut. Oh, okay. Tracking flies over here. Did y'all bring a fly with you? Whoa, yeah. You gotta close the fly door. So does anybody want half and half in their coffee?
Yes. I'm just gonna go black. No, I'm going classic. Okay. I want my coffee the way that I want it, so that it's the way that I would have it. Have you dunked a donut before? Oh yeah. So let's start with traditional. Rhett, you wanna move the entire plate? And here's a communal stirring spoon. Oh, thank you. Traditional glazed. Beautiful. So I'm thinking, the way that I do it, is I break it. I break it and dunk it. Okay. Because you don't wanna just dunk- The whole thing. You can't dunk the whole thing at once. I've only seen this done
on a cartoon before. Oh, you've never dunked a donut? No, I didn't know actual people did this, I thought this was a Looney Tunes thing. Look at this. That's good luck.
Yeah. Wow, you know what, it really
took a lot with it though. It's got an icing hymen. Yes, and I just broke it.
I love that. I'm gonna try a whole dunk. Yeah, you're there, let's watch. Danny's in. We should've all done it together, my bad. I did it. It's pretty good. I believe in a little bit
of a pause in the dunk. You believe in a lot of things. Do you believe in love? That seems very leisurely, I like that. Definitely. It really gums up. This is way more absorbent than I thought it would be.
Incredible. You don't even like coffee. I hate coffee, I wish we
were dipping these in soda, if I'm being honest with you. Wait, no, no, no, dip the bite in coffee. I'm really making a mess over here. I think coffee's disgusting. Are you disqualified, or
are you the best judge? I think I'm the best judge, because the coffee adds nothing, so I'm really looking to the donut. Yeah, you see, the Sporked team represents a spectrum of opinions, because somebody out there,
like Jordan, despises coffee, and you know what, you're seen, by Jordan. How is it? It's good. I think this is not too absorbent. I think Justine is wrong. Well, we haven't even tried the- I like it. Let's try the powdered. This donut tastes like funnel cake. That's a good donut, is it not? It's a good donut. I think I'd resist the urge
to eat the whole donut. Yeah. Well, yeah, I have that problem a lot. We do taste tests, I need
to eat the whole lasagna in order to know what lasagna tastes like. Yeah, I'm on team eat the whole donut. Well, 'cause I think I'm
gonna have to go back- Let's share one. Was the thing I was saying. This is standard procedure. Now the powder's gonna do something to the coffee itself.
That's so nice, thank you. Powdered donuts are just such a mess. As fun as this is and I do
think there's an element to Sporked that it empowers
you to do your own taste test, that's something that
we're very interested in, 'cause it's so much fun. We want you to experience this too. But I also like the scientific nature and the seriousness with which
that just the value that... What am I trying to say? I don't know. That undergird sport. Undergird?
Yes. What is that word? There's a foundation of
serious scientific research that goes into the answer. We are all scientists. I say, it's like we eat
ham and then talk about it like it's wine. Yeah.
Oh, nice. Put that on a bumper sticker. Ham? Or whatever, you know? Yeah, we have. Steak sauce, taquitos, you know, Doritos, all those things, and then we talk about like
it's wine, like it's fancy. Now this one is absorbent. This is good. The cake, in my mind,
has a clear advantage. The absorbency is really
working for it here. It makes it meld better. It's proper absorbency. It feels like it was made for it. It's not collapsing in on it. You disagree absolutely? That feels absolutely unhinged to me. This soaks up so much, it's sopping wet. Also look at this. Look at that, that's the ugliest thing I've ever seen in my life. This one glistened when I
dipped it into the coffee. This is so much better. I actually think it's beautiful. This is so good. That seemed like a fake
retch, I gotta say. Sorry. Well, I didn't know you guys wanted to actually have me vomit on camera today, I would've prepared. That's worlds better, absolutely. Moving on to cinnamon. Have you met my barf bucket? Oh my god, no. She's beautiful. Check it out.
We need one. I love it. It was made by a Mythical Beast. Cinnamon has something in it? Many years ago. This looks like jelly. No, cinnamon doesn't have anything in it. Oh wow, okay.
Really? It smells like history. Internet history.
I love that. Justine, you wanna split one? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel like donut feels like a trick. Is anybody like, a cinnamon
donut is your thing? No. This would be what I pick. I like a cinnamon donut. Well, I've talked about this before, I kind of just want a plain
donut without any sugar on it. I just want some fried dough, I understand that that's not popular. There's nothing in here. Isn't that bizarre? Yeah, we just discovered
that a second ago. I don't like this in coffee. That is bad. That doesn't work. That doesn't work at all.
That's the opposite of a surprise. I like the glaze best so far. Me too.
Yeah. Really? I like the powdered so far.
Powdered sugar. I don't like it.
That's bad. That doesn't work at all. Don't try that. It kind of just accentuates the coffee, which no offense to Trevor,
is not the best coffee. Whoa! It wasn't the best coffee. Sorry, Trevor. Sorry if this is like a sponsor. Is this your mom's coffee recipe? I don't wanna talk about it. Sorry, Trevor. It's still doing the trick for me. I'll drink coffee from like
the mechanic, I don't care. That big old pot of coffee there, yeah. Oh, like you're waiting at the Jiffy Lube? Yeah, it's all about the
feeling of coffee for me, I don't care how it tastes. So just hot? Oh yeah, I mean, sure. I understand what you're talking about. I'd rather have something than nothing, if that's what you're saying. Yeah. It's legal drugs. Boston Cream. But where's the cream? This is my favorite donut. Oh, no, there it is. I didn't get any cream. Get in there. That looks disgusting. I don't things within things. You said cream but it's custard. It's custard. But it's called Boston Cream. I know, that's what I don't like about it. I think I'm gonna like this one. I think chocolate's the winner. I think chocolate's gonna be the winner. What the goop? Yeah, but the goop- I kind of like it. I like what's happening there. Oh, for sure. I like the donut so much. So good. No, absolutely.
I love that. There's too much going on. No. It cuts the bitterness
of the coffee completely. It does. And the coffee is pretty bitter. I like that. Trevor, just a little bitter. I do like that. I wish it was just a chocolate donut. The goop is- Did you get this coffee
at like a kid's camp? Like a summer camp? It's the coffee from the... I forgot what brand it is. Oh. It's not good. It's really instant coffee? Me saying it as if I know
anything about instant coffee. Wow. I think we're gonna have to have- I'm a big fan of coffee. We gotta have a coffee talk. We're gonna have a coffee talk. We're gonna have a coffee talk, guys. That was delicious. Boston Cream is my favorite donut. Hold on, are you polluting this donut? That ain't me, who was that? Justine, did you do that? No, I didn't do that, I don't even know how
to get it over there. Okay, it was me. I don't remember. Maple frosted. Okay, this is what we talked about. What do you mean this
is what we talked about? Do you think it's gonna be good? Well- I thought... You go. No, no, no. This is sturdy. I thought this was
chocolate glazed frosted, which I also think would be good, but I think this is gonna be delicious. It smells pancake-y and delicious. Originally, we were talking about how a maple donut would be good in Jordan's preferred way of caffeinating, which is mustard, and if you dipped a maple
ham donut into a mustard might be good. You're skipping over something
very important right now. We don't all have a caffeine alternative that is a condiment. There's no caffeine in mayonnaise... In mustard? No, but according to- Just zest. Zip. Yeah, wakes you up, feels good. You drink a cup of mustard every morning? I eat a spoonful of
mustard throughout the day to wake myself up. Not like throughout the day, it's not like one spoonful, it's almost like little licks of. Like a cold shower? It's exactly like taking a cold shower, but in your mouth. It's perfect, it's like cold,
it's refreshing, it's zesty. I like mustard, but I haven't
done the spoonful method. You gotta try it. I'll look into it. That's actually good. This is good.
This is really nice too. Wow. The maple and the coffee. Surprising. Still don't like how it just melts into a- No, but it's sturdier than
some of the other ones. It can't be too... I don't know. Too brittle. Justine, with all of the food
that you're Sporking down over there- We're covered. I think your baby is just gonna have the most open palate. It's what I'm hoping, it's just gonna come out and be like, give me the sardines, give me the pickles, let's eat all of the mayo. Do you know if it's a boy or a girl yet? Don't, it's a surprise. Okay, so you've decided
to go the surprise route. It gives you something to look forward to. Besides just getting a baby, I guess. But what if it comes out with a Dorito, like just somehow a Dorito
has fully formed in there? Like it's just holding
on, or it's part of it? Like the baby is a Dorito? The baby has like a Dorito in one hand and a donut in the other. As long as it's like Cool Ranch rather than a Nacho
Cheese, then we're good. Come on. If the baby comes out with
a Nacho Cheese Dorito, we're gonna have words. Yeah, put it back up there if it comes out with
a Nacho Cheese Dorito. You're wrong, baby, think about it. Go back inside until
you figure this one out. Oh yeah. And this is your first. This is my second. Okay, so was the first a surprise? The first was also a surprise. We're still waiting. No, it was a boy. You like living dangerously. Yeah, I guess. Yeah, I thought you were a planner though. You plan so much, like orchestrated- It's nice to have that
little bit of surprise. That's a big surprise. Then you get twice the
planning, how exciting. What if it's a boy, what if it's a girl? Oh okay, okay. If this donut was my baby, I'd be disappointed in it. Yeah, this is a tasteless donut. Yeah, it sucks. This is what I want in
general, but not in coffee. Old-fashioned, back in the old days they didn't understand flavor. Anybody need a napkin? I do, very much, thank you so much.
Oh my god, yeah. Thank you. I'll just keep wearing it. Here you go. It is all over my pants. A lot of Boston Cream is
just dangling off the finger. Okay, and finally, my
favorite donut in the world. This has gotta be great in coffee, right? So right now before we go
with what a lot of us think is gonna be the winner, it seems to be a tie
between maple frosted and- Boston Cream. I feel powdered. I'm in powdered territory, because the cakiness.
I think it was powdered in terms of both.
For me. I'm talking about the votes. But you guys wanted... I'm powdered right now. Me and Justine are powdered. Okay. I'm Boston Cream. Okay, two Boston Creams. Which is wild, 'cause we
never agree on anything. That's true. I'll do maple frosted. I'm maple frosted too. So two, two, two, so it
really comes down to this. Wow. These look like big Oreo Os. Oh, yes. The texture is just like- Decadent. I love these. It's moist, the chocolate on chocolate. And you know what, it
doesn't change visually when you dip it, which is
a nice touch, you know? Absolutely. That's a nice touch? It's a nice touch. I agree. This is so good. And the chocolate is so powerful that the coffee compliments
it without overpowering it. This is like a post-church donut. This reminds me of like... You know what I mean, like post-mass, downstairs in the basement,
coffee and donuts. Oh, learning things. We don't talk religion
at the Sporked table. You're totally cleaned out, you've a spiritual colonoscopy. Absolutely. When you eat one of these,
you never go back to church. It's post-church. I had one of these, never
saw a reason to go back. No, I'm feeling that, man. Like, you confessed all your sins, and now you can just
get nasty with a donut. This is- It's the winner for me. Worthy of a double dip. I'm with you. Okay, looks like we have some unsure. I'm still maple. I'm still powdered. On the Sporked website,
there'll be a ranking if you haven't gone there, you need to, but then I mean, even if it's
number three or number four, they'll be certain things that's like, even if it's not the best, it'll be like, but if you're
really into chocolate. So if you didn't like this one the most, or we weren't putting
this one at number one, but it'd say, but if
you're a chocolate lover, the number three then
becomes number one for you. So it's like, the results
are tailored to your taste. Yeah, we still stand behind every product that we actually put on the site. If it's on there, we do actually like it. Absolutely. It just might not be the best of the best. So I'm also voting for this. Who else is voting for this? So that's three votes for chocolate. Okay, so Danny, what are you voting for? I'm voting for chocolate. Oh, so you're four? Wait, just us three. I counted Danny already. The gentlemen prefer chocolate. Oh, I thought Gwenyth voted for it. No, she's still maple. No, I'm still maple.
Gwenyth, you're still maple? I'm maple or Boston Cream. Okay, that's two maples. I'm powdered. Okay, so it seems like we're saying the chocolate glazed wins, but if you want a surprise, if you're a surprise person, go with the maple frosted, maybe that's what you would say. Sure. It's like an entire breakfast
in a bite, it's delicious. Yes, absolutely. That's a good way to sell it. I do think that the flavor, if we're going flavor
alone, I would say maple. I love it. I also think that the
glaze on the yeast donuts keeps them from absorbing too much coffee. Yes. As someone who doesn't like coffee. The thing I love about this is that... And you get this experience
when you go to Sporked, is that it gives you an excuse to just go ahead and eat all 10. And decide for yourself. Don't discriminate. See if they're right. Okay, thank you to the Sporked team. Go check out Sporked, Sporked.com. Wondering which ranch
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