What's My Line? - Muhammad Ali; Joe Garagiola [panel] (Sep 19, 1965) [W/ COMMERCIALS]

what's my line taught to you by new hidden magic with flex and all the hairspray that holes and holes yet loves to be calmed regular or extra control come on they're waiting not like this my hair will come some day darling get rid of that stiff spring who are you I wanted to reach now try it magic the new hair spray with flex and all if your hair is nice it comes back come on they're waiting tries it magic it hold you now let's all play what my line from New York let's meet our watch my line panel first the star of stage as well as television who is playing the title role in the new play mrs. dolly which opens this Wednesday at the golden theatre here in New York City miss arlene practice faithful fans know that the catcher's equipment is known as the tools of ignorance here is a man too brilliant to have continued to use those tools the big-league voice of the Yankees mr. Joe Garagiola and to my left the president of Mickey Mantle fan club the syndicated columnist New York Journal American Miss Dorothy Kilgallen and on my left the fortunate producer of Arlen's clay which will find us all of the golden theater Wednesday night her loving husband mr. martingale the man I'm about to introduce was born in South Africa and he's made a greater contribution to American television than the great golfer Gary Player South Africa mr. John Charles dead for those who were not with us last Sunday it needs to be explained that Bennett's has gone off to Spain and Greece and Israel will be gone for about three weeks we hope he's having a wonderful vacation and I think the only good fruits his absence could bear would be that we have Martin gable with us in his fixed position and Joe detailed on the panel Joe this is a very nice and happy surprise for all of us and I suppose its proper should be this weekend because they had Mickey Mantle day on Saturday and it was a great day for baseball and you do a great many nice things for baseball every day in the week good to have you with us thanks but weather on Saturday you can have I must say when the bright spots of my summer was writing the California Zephyr up through the Rockies where they tell me they have five feet of snow on Saturday here you could melt all the snow in the Rockies in about an hour what a week well we've got some interesting occupations ladies and gentlemen as usual I might even warn you that they're trickier than usual in many ways we'll also have a famous mystery guest before my friends on the panel a little bit later in the show but right now we'll meet our first contestant will you enter and sign in please Elizabeth woods right now myth or mrs. worksheet I have to ask that question I don't ask you that the men but I we wouldn't know whether they call you miss or mrs. otherwise you see where are you from from Oxfordshire in England but I'm making more children from Oxfordshire England mature living now in Montreal it's nice to have you your neighbor from our immediate North right now all right miss woods may I present our panel and then if you'll join me over here we let the audience in the theater and the audience at home know exactly what you're lying all right panel we will tell you that miss woods is salaried and deals in a product that will begin the festivities with Arlene Francis miss woods is it a product that I might use yes is it a product that I might have in my house yes if you had a tendency to use the product we would agree that at one time or another it's possible that you might have it love is it a product that is consumed ms Woods is it consumed by putting it in one's mouth no that would be one down in nine to go mr. Goodell would I use the product as well as Arlene yes ah can I consume this product both indoors and outdoors well now that you you understand that we've agreed you would not put it into the human mouth but you are you asking if it could be consumed indoors as well as out outdoors I think we would have to say in that case no that's $2 bait to go with Google then miss woods would I be correct in assuming that it is usually consumed out of doors yes is it consumed by people or animals doing something to it woo this is a sticky wicket yes oh we could have hung you up on a technicality there but we're feeling very generous tonight in fact miss woods is generous I'm never generous so we won't hang you up in a technicality well I concede your generosity while expecting a no on my next question do the people or animals approach this product with the object of doing something destructive to it yes good heaven is this product solid rather than liquid semi liquid well actually in the broad terms that we use miss woods we would call it solid ah does it have a specific temperature does it have a specific temperature I wish I knew it well enough to be able to tell you I would say I would say this in the same degree that we are all expected to have a specific temperature which has a variable factor in it depending on climate and also our condition of health we would feel that this product might also in that same term of reference have a specific temperature now you know why you can't okay thank you very much John it was a very entertaining answer and Miss wood is she I forgot one can ask this product ever alive yes um is it deliberately destroyed for some specific purpose yes is it because it is a menace to anything so long as it is needed no man is it 3.7 to go mr. gable I'm right in thinking then that it's animal yes is the destructive purpose to which it's put for the good of the community or the area I would think that anybody who had any relationship to the intent of putting it too destructive youth would feel that if successful that life had been very good yet does what it destroys is what it destroys something that's harmful to the community or the neighborhood or community no that's for downing six to go me already need to get to know yes however the fact that it is destroyed benefit in some way a lady's wardrobe for example could it be that the pelt or fur is you I doubted five to go with the gradual would you find this in a particular area well if you were speaking of a particular environment we farm country yes right yeah would you be rewarded for destroying this well you would consider that you've received a reward if it was destroyed to a useful purpose is were you familiar with this product in England as you are in Montreal yes at this time I would like to bring in Miss Kilgallen very good the only thing that comes to my mind frankly miss woods is that this might have something to do with some form of hunting would the person who destroys this particular product we considered some type of a sportsman or hunter yes do you breed foxes for running to house no fix down in fort ago mr. Gable if it's something that would destroy something like a no I'm a city boy myself and when I get out you know beyond the suburbs I'm lost and if I knew how to get applause by passing I would do a joke here because if you pass you've got to stick our lead with it you get caught up with out on that I hear from that later yes does it do anything to the quality of some kind of wild animal this product is it do anything to the quality or well I mean for instance if it were to destroy a skunk odor let us say if it had that useful function uh-huh that or really to give it to you now would you rather wait that's your pleasure okay that makes its ever got it free to go with right I I hope you'll forgive me but I do have to review this the product itself is at one time or has been alive right that's correct the product the live animal is destroyed for some reason or other is that what we have reduced what we are trying to find out is what animal we're speaking of that's right I see is it an animal that has legs no benefit snake no eight down and two to go mr. Grillo I'm gonna give you one more minute legless animals very embarrassing is this used as some kind of a decoy yes it is would it be used in during hunting season for a particular hunting season well now since you specifically are point to hunting we have to give you a no i'm dinah one to go mrs. Kilgallon ah well in in decoy i think of ducks and of court but they have feet so they must have legs maybe we have a conference you may have 10 seconds for Cochran maybe it's a fish of some kind that hasn't got any legs but they're edible I'm mammalian vision there was some fish you don't eat author daddy 10 seconds I go to fish is it a fish no it isn't but you're finally getting somewhere close to it because what miss woods does is gathers and packs worms which Fisher might be interested this was this was is employed by the Quebec base supply company and Lachine Quebec and they get night crawlers Martin ISM interests you at nighttime they go out on a golf course with lights on their heads and tin cans tied to their legs and of course the night crawlers come out and the lights blind them I guess do they or they just see them I don't know that if they see the lights may disappear but you have to be quick you have to be quick you get the light on them and then you stand the shocking thing to me was the the the number of night crawlers they would be you have had nights when you've got as many as three to four hundred thousand that's correct with the whole crew with a picking crew of 80 to a hundred three to four hundred saying that Arlene might have some in her house yeah well do you think I've got no I don't know Martin's looks pretty skinny to be that's made it's a compliment sir yes but actually their package to see and sold in stores going fishing the next day you would have them in your house today right oh yes positively miss whoops thank you very much we stuck the panel in with Joe and now to meet our next contestant when you enter and sign in please dee dee dee dee Thompson right yeah miss Thompson where are you from uh New York City New York City nice to have you with us miss Thompson may I present the panel and now would you join me here and we'll let the audience and the theater in the audience of home know what your line is panel we can tell you that miss Thompson is salaried and deals in a service and we will begin with Martin gable Thank You Jonathan miss Thompson do you come in contact with the public directly in your in your job yes is your professor my right in thinking that you are not directly in the theatrical business no you are right in thinking that miss Thompson is not yes yeah Mia right it's just I had he was a negative question to get to negative negative do you perform a service for a specific group rather than the public in general one down and nine to go miss Francis miss Thompson is there anything athletic about what you do yes well I would say here miss Thompson doesn't mind some degree of agility and certainly lightness and so forth is necessary but you wouldn't describe it specifically as athletic but miss Thompson would Josh yeah I know that's why I'm here let's do not intend to go to the grid do what both the men and women are women come to you for the your service yeah would would I come to you for your service yes do you do I know it makes Jo happy so hey look my wife is watching let's see do you does it come under the in a category of teaching your services no three down and seven to go my skill gap uh do you are are you responsible for giving any small objects to the public no four down and six to go mr. gable do your up do you operate in a building in a building in a place oh no does your operation not operate in a building five down five to go miss Frances then miss Thompson do you what you do do you do it outdoors yes I do are you in anything when you are doing it I don't we're perfectly willing to admit that miss Thompson where's work clothes yeah I knew you'd understand are you in any kind of a vehicle when you are working yes sometimes young sometimes sometimes do you do something that very often men do yes but you certainly don't look like a ditch digger so I'm going to rule Anna is it heavy work difficult work what no not really well I do be fair to you what do you mean by heavy and difficult well I mean do you work in the in the earth in any way in the earth in any way that's six down and four to go mister gonna bill you would you use your hands that's the primary thing your hands are the most important I mean as opposed to using the product that she need a product or a tool or just her hand she does not need to have a tool ourselves are necessary to the proud I'm turning University and using your services that is required would you say transportation in transportation it paid there is a vehicle we've agreed she has a relationship do you use you do use other clothes out of the street clothes if I saw you walking down a street in these clothes what I know what you did immediately that's a good question Jake no no that's right seven down and three to go mister girl wasn't so good do you have anything to do with taking things from one place and dumping them in another garbage collector no God will creat again is there any sport connected with what you do nope $9 one to go miss Francis but you do take things from one place and dump them in another yeah you operate a derrick event agenda no more to go miss Thompson is a doorman at Johnny Johnston's restaurant here in New York City yes do I understand you to mean that miss Thompson takes people from a cab and dumps them under the rest she takes automobiles from people in front of the Johnny Johnston's restroom and dumps them somewhere else Oh gently the way my box always gently and greets people and gets taxi she does all of the full jobs which a doorman performs and you also stuck the path thank you very much we'll meet tonight's mystery guest in just a moment but first this message she's turning up Lord of glass before the new cleaner it's must know what it's doing to the horse sure top job clean this role as amonia cleans glass top job it's got ammonia in it Procter & Gamble makes it sometimes better you can see see how it takes into a dark top job beats all the leading ammonia cleaners liquids powders I've tried them all top job mrs. flood looking clean and fill it right but look for my basement honey not now Harry okay for ground burn top job does clean floors like among your clean glass it never looks so clean and Bree chop-chop cleans floors like ammonia clean glass and now the special feature of our program the appearance of our mystery Challenger for which my colleagues are always blindfolded as you know blindfolds in place panel yes yes good will you enter a mystery Challenger and sign in please as you know in this case the different form of questioning one question at a time in turn moving clockwise and we will begin with mr. guru Jill are you in the movies no what are you primarily in nightclubs no Judy come today to go mr. Gable are you an athlete yes miss Frances are you involved in a sport that mr. Garagiola has particular interested by that I mean face no three down and seven to go mr. Garre Jill are you uh are you on a are you on a roster are you a player uh yes that's a very interesting question now um are you on the roster that's a tough question Joe would you like to withdraw it I think that in the terms of the questions you're asking it I'm going to risk giving you and no I do not think you'd describe our breasts as being on the roster if you would a player in the multiple land sport miss Kilgallen well would you say John that eliminated such sports as baseball football soccer curling yeah things like that oh darling it would not however eliminate golf would it no it would not therefore are you a golfer mystery guest no that's five dotted five to go with you Gable are you a boxer yes miss Frances or that sure isn't the voice for it is are you uh are you a man you a man yeah yes all right are you a fellow who was named after a chap that they brought the mountains to by the name of Mohammad are you can really yeah mark one thing that that would tickle you is that I dare say that our guest has had it's his difficult moments in the ring but he's never had any more difficult moments in getting that little squeaky voice up after every used he had to practically cough the floor away over here on the right actually you you have been in a boxing when did you when did you win the gold gold medal in the that was a 19-6 of the Olympic Games in 1960 and I try to think tonight earlier and now we are working on this new belt with all this fellas 9,000 for Boyd Patterson we've had employed with it this is a new check I would like to tell all the peoples out here in our TV audience and our live audience that are to be there at the closed-circuit TVs which will be shown by Sports vision and it will be a great fight won a history space better I must say this if Floyd is in there we know he will be doing his best in you as the champion of the world and certainly be doing yours and I think it will be a good fight he's a fine man and the next day I've always watched your show ever since I was just this more I'm it you really don't look that old why thank you you think imagine ended up with a bang tonight family so we're giving congratulations and we'll all be back after this word Wow Jeannie can come to the prom I gotta rent a tuxedo Jimmy oh how he should have brushed his teeth you're right brushing after meals is important to help fight decay and if you can't brush after every meal brush often and use gleam between brushings a harmful deposit of food and bacteria forms on teeth proper brushing with gleam removes most of this harmful deposit so brush often even if you can't brush after every meal and use gleam well let's see I'm afraid I've kind of used up the time panel so with your good permission I'll do the good offices but I want to say again Joe it's been grand having yellow could be back again soon and Martin it's wonderful to see you there in the anchor position and thanks to all of you for being with us on what my life network connectivity he'll cut this Gary Oldman no matter how you hurry by the time you get Pizza Rio fits a home it's usually called again next time try Chef Boyardee frozen pizza from your freezer to your oven it's ready in just eight minutes no more half cold pizza you've got hot pizza right here bubbling hot with tender crunchy crust and rich Italian sauce topped with three cheeses tastes better than any pizzeria pizza because it's hotter and pressure dry Chef Boyardee frozen pizza from freezer to spawn in just eight minutes tastes better than any pizzeria peed so you bring home What's My Line was brought to you by Chef Boyardee makers of a complete line of high-quality Italian style foods prepared from the recipe of a famous Italian chef you

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Keywords: What's My Line? (TV Program), Episodes (TV Program), Game Show (TV Genre), John Charles Daly, Arlene Francis (Author), Bennett Cerf, Dorothy Kilgallen, Muhammad Ali (Boxer)

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Length: 29min 7sec (1747 seconds)

Published: Mon Dec 01 2014

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