What Was Your School's "Incident"? (r/AskReddit Top Stories)

what was the incident at your school in middle school some kids put laxatives chocolates in doughnuts and handed them out the school went on lockdown the police came kids were crying kids were pooping kids were looking for some doughnuts to get out of class it was an interesting day this one kid was constantly bullied by a group of rednecks one day when he was at McDonald's they showed up and started taunting him and berating him and so he left and went to the tractor supply store next door so has walking around and they followed him and started taunting him again and just being Dex next thing you know the bullied kid picks up an axe from the island hits the leader of the bullies in the face everyone called it the accident edit posted article then removed it because bad idea I went to Catholic school and so we had a school chaplain who was essentially some sort of friend to the kids it sounds really creepy when you say it like that but the dude was freaking amazing he talked multiple students out of suicide help tons of kids come to terms with and overcome bullying harassment and sexual / domestic abuse as well as encouraging every single student to reach for their dreams anyway he once went the extra mile for a very troubled family at my school the two kids in question were adopted brothers and both incredibly unstable the brothers would be your best friend one second and they suddenly fly off the handle the next making you literally fear for your life anyway knowing their family problems the school chaplain volunteered to become the two boys Godfather in order to legally be able to help them and their family out financially about a year after I finished school the school chaplain appeared in the local newspapers he had been arrested and imprisoned for raping the older of the two lads for most people that was enough to condemn him but most of the people I went to school with found the whole thing to be somewhat suspicious whenever someone encountered one of the two boys they would instantly launch into a step-by-step recount of what exactly happened as if desperate to convince everyone they knew that they were telling the truth the only thing wrong with that the step-by-step recounts who usually vast different each time they were told as if poorly thought-out regardless the chaplain imprisoned and eventually died of cancer while still inside it was only after his death that it finally came out that the great never happened the chaplain had run into financial trouble himself and so was unable to keep giving the boy's family money as punishment the whole family yes the parents were the ones to came up with the idea invented the grape story to teach him a lesson the guy was a freakin hero he even helped my girlfriend at the time get through her parents divorce in one piece and yet his lot in life wound up with him sad forgotten and alone edit Chaplin not Chaplin XD in elementary we had three students that had to go out and empty the compost in the afternoon one day my two friends and I were disposing of the compost outside and we seen a guy carrying a shotgun which happened to be loaded we didn't know literally down the road beside the school my friends and I thought he was probably just going duck hunting so we went over and talked to him he was a pretty chill guy when we went inside the school everybody was hiding underneath the desks and the school was in lockdown due to our armed man walking around the school with intent to kill I was scared shitless at the thought of such a man not realizing I had just had a five minute convo with him about hunting the next day we all found out that the armed man broke into a house down the road and shot somebody TLDR school went into lockdown and my friends and I were hanging out with the gunman the high school cop was fired for molesting a ten-year-old girl beavin murdered his wife and fled PEZ on America's top ten Mars Hall's top 15 most wanted list now his mom thinks his dead his name was Dan hires former South African SAS now high school tech teacher ripped his shirt off and confronted a gang member that had come onto school grounds with a knife to take out a student with connections to a rival gang tech teacher wraps his torn shirt around his hand and grabs the knife while punching the gang member in the head with the other hand knocking him out cold all at lunchtime with half the school watching absolute f king legend seniors at our high school had a lounge real nice place it was at a back area near the auditorium they found a couple having six there and so they did the reasonable thing to do and move the lounge's location to right next to the front office then they found people smoking weed in there so they removed the walls to the lounge and added glass walls instead eighth-grade two girls attempted to get drunk on lamp oil it's like lighter fluid for old to me lamps they ended up in the air for a few days luckily they got sick quickly and a teacher found them puking in the bathroom because someone who is not an idiot told on them edit apparently i sholde said lamp fuel because it isit oil at all it's either kerosene or ethanol at a private Christian school a girl in 12th grade got pregnant according to the Official Rules she was supposed to be expelled to protect the school's image instead all the teachers and principals got together and decided that that's not what Jesus would do and that the rule was idiotic they didn't expel her and gave her all the support she needed during the pregnancy and after when I was in high school we had an outdoor discovery class that was basically just a giant ropes course the teacher for that class was a nice middle-aged man one day he decided to take a shower in the locker room between periods and had a stroke now I don't know what about this stroke was different but it made him decide he needed to go for a jog around the high school and middle school naked as the day he was born so has butt-naked sprinting past classroom windows in just his socks and sneakers which he somehow thought to put on when a sub goes outside to see what's going on when the outdoor teacher runs over and basically starts playing a game of catch me if you can until the ambulance arrives it was a very odd day but he was back to work a couple weeks later making could swing from ropes and climb over logs like normal edit just saw I got a bunch of replies to clarify though he was not a druggie and didn't go on a bender he was an older man outdoorsman healthy and didn't give off any kind of drug vibe it is possible as some have pointed out that he had an underlying condition that somehow got triggered and lead to this he was the nice guy even after this happened probably a little embarrassed about everyone seeing his birthday suit but he carried on one time someone wrote in a bathroom stall f ck this school Boorman Monday the next Monday they set up a metal detector and checked people's bags about half the kids stayed home nothing happened obviously about a week later someone wrote in the same store where the other message had been painted over f ck my blips basilisk on Wednesday I'd never felt more school spirit a kid took a picture Polaroid of his junk and put it in the men's room God knows why in sixth grade anyway they somehow figured out it was him and this followed him all the way through high school just a little funny thing in high school we moved into a brand new building right during Christmas break all the doors were the safety ones that had self closers on them so every door had one of those triangle wood blocks you could use two kept the door up a couple friends and maybe myself started collecting them and putting them in an unused locker it started slow at first but in a couple weeks we had people we didn't even know giving them to us after another week or so of this and we have the locker almost full we assumed the woodshop was knocking out more of them as they were being lifted and that's why we had so many the principal finally did an announcement about it and since the locker was full we decided to drop an anonymous note that essentially took the staff on a hunt with riddles taking them to different locations with the final stop the locker with our bounty in it we assumed they tracked them down because the next time we checked the locker it was empty we guess they had a shelf in a storage room somewhere with a bunch of these door stops sitting on them since they had made so many more there was also the time where a kid died in the courtyard after practicing wrestling moves falling and hitting his head on the bench as someone who saw him fall be resuscitated by a teacher and then die it was pretty traumatic that was probably the main incident until a couple of years later when another kid died after getting hit by a car after school someone stole a urinal from one of the boys bathrooms in high school all year the principal went on about how if we knew anything we should come forward because we must stop the bathroom bandits of course no one came forward because once the bathroom bandits had a name they became legend I never did find out who they were but someone found the urinal three years later hidden under some stairs behind the auditorium a good distance from the bathroom it was taken from one day in gym class all the male's left gym and went to see this massive shoot someone left in the men's room it was so huge it clogged the toilet itself without the use of any paper one of the guys tried to flush it and it seemed to just make a huge suction until thump it all went down in one go everyone laughed and returned to gym then it happened again basically the same thing administrator of a school had an assembly saying that all the boys needed to flush youth toilets and that the hallways smelled like shoot one of the male teachers standing behind me at the Assembly said you called and flush it it was as big as your arm edit thanks for the gold this happened in Pennsylvania the teacher that made the arm comment was a Swedish guy in charge of our read program at the school two kids got in a fight and ninth grade and one of the kids got punched in the stomach so hard he pooped himself it landed on the floor in year seven we had a storm and the winds were so strong they blew the roof off we were all evacuated and sent home and then had two or three weeks off school after that and the top floor of the school was blocked off for months edit one this happened in Blackpool England edit to year 7 is the first year in high school which you start when you're 11 kid managed to put a pencil through his foot in the middle of lunchtime I was still in line and saw the entire cafeteria stand up and go running towards the windows had apparently been trying to break the pencil by stepping on it but instead managed to put it through his foot to the point where it came out the top there was so much screaming at one of our grad parties a grade 11 kid in locked himself in the bathroom after some time passed and the line grew the party host knocked on the door and said has going to unlock the door with an L in 30 seconds by sticking the nail in that hole in the center of the knob the door opened and the kid was naked and flogging his dolphin his sister who was also at the party was so embarrassed she dragged him out and started to rough up and berate her naked younger brother through his tears and his sisters yelling he said that had never even been kissed before he turned out alright though someone set off a pepper spray bomb in the hallway after lunch we were evacuated to the building next door and only directly related family members were allowed to pick us up my neighbor drove my sister and I to school so we were stuck there for like three hours also that was on my birthday one Friday afternoon some kids played football in the schoolyard school yards are generally the only places here where you can play football here some older kids came and threatened the younger kids who played and the younger ones ran away then the younger kids returned back with some older kids baseball bats and brass knuckles it was one of the most violent scenes in the city in years this caused the City Council to lock all schools and other public places that have football / basketball fields the entire weekend every weekend during my senior year two sophomore girls committed suicide within a few days of each other it was really unsettling and the entire school was very quiet for a few weeks there was also an English a teacher that got fired because a student found pronoun on his school computer this was an ongoing thing I guess you could call a series of incidents that should hit the fan the year after I graduated one of the teachers teacher hash one was found to have been having an ongoing relationship with an 18 year old student not really that crazy I mean it is but you hear about stuff like that all the time the crazy part is what they uncovered while investigating teacher hash one another teacher teacher hash too was found to also have been having sex with students multiple students 16 of them to be exact spanning over the course of his entire career somewhere between 15 to 20 years apparently he would pick a new girl every year or so broom her and have a relationship with her until she graduated and he moved on to someone else he had one of them voluntarily as in she was not technically kidnapped but went there on her own accord living in his basement and they would go on vacations together once the news about him came out everyone went wild they also found a third teacher teacher Hash 3 while investigating hash to teacher hash 3 was a substitute that would buy underaged girls alcohol in exchange for oral sex all three were subsequently arrested and serving sentences in jail a grand jury investigation found that the school board members including the superintendent and the principal of the heist all new about teacher hatch 2's ongoing behavior as there was numerous reports about it through the years but there was a culture of we gotta protect each other and the school's reputation and nothing was done about it the superintendent of the school board resigned but now for some reason has been put back onto the school board in the cycle will continue TL DR teachers banging students for like 20 years at my school and the school covered it up in college we had a poop bandit less one incident and more a string of them some of his exploits one [ __ ] in the washers in the men's freshman dorm they were all top loaders and not many checked them had shootin a random one every couple of weeks two left pizza boxes in the coed dorm common areas with shooting them set it up so that it looked like hey free pizza exclamation point three point forced the elevator door open in the coed dorm a floor above the elevator and shoot on top it took a week for anyone to figure out why the elevator stank some kid jumped off the second-floor balcony onto a giant Christmas tree then it happened again a few years later they don't put up Christmas trees anymore the 7th grade volleyball girls were caught drinking vodka on the bus to their game it cost our class the eighth grade overnight field trip to the state capital I went to a private Christian school and middle school and one day two of the high school students got caught freaking in the chapel's baptism tank it was drained at the time I still remember the screams from the teacher that caught them never saw either of them again in middle school we weren't allowed to turn the lights off because some girl got caught giving a [ __ ] in class she didn't get caught in the act but she rubbed some of the deck milk on this other girl's arm and the girl had an allergic reaction there was a stabbing at my middle school in 2005 some chick took a butcher knife and stabbed her friend in the back he was in a coma for a while but survived and she turned herself in edit the knife blade was 4 to 5 inches and the year I originally posted was wrong in elementary school all the boys got sent outside the last hour of class and lined up because someone had smeared their shoot all over in the men's bathroom I know now that they were looking at a fan genell's because most kids there and smart enough to clean under them they told us to all hold out our hands and would send us back to class one by one after looking at them [Music] [Music]

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