What The Hell Happened This Week? - Week of 6/13/2022 | The Daily Show

[Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] washington dc has been buzzing and not just because of joe biden's new extensions although they do look fly no i'm talking about the january 6 hearings which have now officially kicked off so let's catch up on all the latest news [Music] you know different people have different ideas about what happened on january 6. you know for many people it was the day right-wing fanatics attacked america's democracy for trump supporters it was a field trip where they got to meet their friends from the internet but now the committee says that it can prove that january 6 wasn't just a spontaneous riots by an angry mob it was the climax of a long coordinated plot by donald trump which i don't know about you for me it's shocking no because i i didn't think trump could coordinate anything in advance the man can't even plan where a sentence should end like i didn't think that would happen but according to the committee trump planned to overthrow the election because he knew that he had lost and the reason that we know he knew that he had lost is because now everyone around him is spilling the beans the committee relied on some of those closest to donald trump to make its case his once loyal attorney general who told investigators trump's claims of a stolen election were bunk i told him that the stuff that his people were shuttling out to the public were [ __ ] i mean that the claims of fraud were [ __ ] i thought boy if he really believes this stuff he has you know lost contact with with uh he's become detached from reality and the president's own daughter and senior advisor i respect attorney general barr so i accepted what he said was saying hours after the hearing trump put out a statement saying his daughter quote had long since checked out and was only trying to be respectful to bill barr wait wait wait i'm sorry ivanka checked out when was she checked in because for four years it looked like she was just walking around trying to find her desk when was she checked in checked out of what this is like if machine gun kelly said he was no longer pursuing a phd in nuclear physics when was that even happening was that a thing [Applause] but yeah trump's inner circle was well aware that the election did not go their way and they told trump except for one person who had the liquid courage to say that trump did win president trump rejected the advice of his campaign experts on election night and instead followed the course recommended by an apparently inebriated rudy giuliani to just claim he won and insist that the vote counting stop was there anyone in that conversation who in your observation had had too much to drink uh like mayor giuliani in the mirror was definitely intoxicated yeah according to this former trump aide rudy giuliani was wasted on election night when he told trump that the election was stolen from him and i'm just curious about how you even know when rudy giuliani is drunk no because when a normal person is drunk they say crazy things they yell they sweat a lot so how does that work with rudy does it work in reverse like does he start talking normally his hair dye sucks back into his hair how does this work and you know it actually says a lot about trump that a whole team of sober advisors his attorney general his campaign manager his his daughter who he wants to bang yeah we haven't forgotten they were all telling him you lost this election sir but then trump was like yeah yeah whatever drunk vampire what do you think you know when you think about it actually makes sense that trump would listen to a drunk person because that's the one time people probably sound like him you know he's just like what do you guys think we should do i'll tell you what i think we should do wow there's something about this guy he totally gets it you'll get it i get it you get arguing [Music] so the january 6 committee says that trump started plotting months before the actual event months before and their proof that he got what he wanted is that he didn't try to stop the riot once it started no he didn't get on the phone with the defense department or call in the national guard it turns out it was actually mike pence who did that yeah mike pence was basically the president for a few hours which is why we have that law now banning water for being too spicy and it would have been bad enough if trump did nothing but instead he actively riled up the crowd even more in one piece of never-before-seen video of the attack a rioter is shown reading trump's tweet criticizing his vice president even as the capital was breached and how it turned to the crowd against mike pence my kids didn't have the courage to do what should have been done to protect our country and our constitution giving states a chance to certify a correctness set of facts fraudulent or inaccurate ones which they were asked to previously certify u.s demands yeah not only did trump not try to stop the riot but while it was happening he was tweeting out statements that were riling up the mob which is not something you expect from a president you know that's something you expect from a guy on the edge of a waffle house fight he's like yeah that's right he stole your fries you should beat his ass burn the whole store down yeah i'll take your order in a second i'm just trying to get this fight going come on it was while that guy was reading the tweets just standing there in the insurrection he's like he has a message from trump right now you know what would have been funny though is if that wasn't the only trump tweet that guy read to the crowd to get them going robert pattinson should not take back kristen stewart she cheated on him like a dog and we'll do it again sorry losers and haters but my iq is one of the highest and you all know it sorry folks i'm just not a fan of sharks and don't worry they will be around long after we are gone those rioters killed every shark that day so the hearings showed trump's team told him that he lost he didn't do anything to stop the riots and he actively added fuel to the fire while the capitol building was being swarmed but today they released one of the most damning pieces of evidence proving trump knew his election fraud claims were fake which is that when he asked his supporters to donate money so that he could fight the fraud in court he just took the money and ran listen to what one of their senior investigators amanda wick said about what they discovered about the way trump and his associates raised money the claims that the election was stolen were so successful president trump and his allies raised 250 million dollars nearly 100 million dollars in the first week after the election on november 9 2020 president trump created a separate entity called the save america pac most of the money raised went to this newly created pack not to election related litigation and what's important about this victor it's not just that they were peddling the big lie through these emails fundraising solicitations they also weren't using that money for the purpose of trying to truly find election fraud or fight these court battles that's evidence of fraud the next question is does the department of justice do anything with it wait what donald trump conned his supporters that is so predictable how are you shocked by this i mean the man is consistent if nothing else honestly if you got tricked by trump scamming you maybe your money deserves a better home yeah and yes i'm victim blaming i don't care i will say what impressed me about this whole thing was how fast it was this time the second the election ended trump didn't wait around he knew it was over and then he just went full-on nigerian prince yeah just jumped in like his whole scam sounded like it was an email and he's like hello my friend i am the president of a very powerful country sadly i am in need of money to save my people donate today and your money will be used for the great fight and definitely not so i can go to dinner with kid rock huh send them only please send it now all of them money so that's what we've learned from the january 6 committee hearing so far but there is plenty more to come and we will keep you updated on all the news from this investigation yeah from now up until the moment that donald j trump is put behind bars i'm kidding i'm kidding you know that this is going to be present again this is america [Music] the stock market you know the app that they pre-installed on your phone to make you feel dumb since the stock market recovered from the covert tumble in 2020 wall street has been having a blast and the more stocks you owned the better time you were having which is why warren buffett has got those new grills but over the last year inflation has been rising the federal reserve has been raising interest rates to cool the economy down and now it looks like the good times in the stock market might be officially over all lies on wall street once again this morning was yesterday the stocks plummeted pushing the s p 500 officially into bear market territory the dow jones industrial is now 16 lower for the year the tech and biotech heavy nasdaq down 30 year-to-date and the broader s p index common in americans portfolios sliding into bear market territory down 21 this year real money that americans have asked to one day retire pay for kids college or a new house the advice from most financial experts despite the high stress and the anxiety don't panic there's no need to panic the truth of the matter is don't panic [Applause] sorry what did they say i was a too busy chugging that uh comically large bottle of xanax i'm not panicked by the way i'm just addicted to pills but yes people these are scary times for stocks because we are now officially in a bear market which is when people are so broke they have to blow paddington in a parking lot oh heavens oh heavens oh heavens now obviously i'm joking i'm joking paddington doesn't have a penis a bear market is basically when the smp has dropped 20 from its previous high which for many can be very stressful yeah right now everyone who's looking at their e-trade account it feels like the same way you look when you know when you're looking at your ex's wedding photos on instagram she's like why why do i keep looking why why am i oh i had like my mistake no i liked it now i have to comment i wish you all the best but even if you don't own stocks a bear market is often a signal that a recession might be coming and that affects everybody the economy slows down unemployment goes up africans become president and your mom starts buying the generic cereals with the knockoff mascots yeah terry the tiger says they're adequate and by the way it's not just the stock market that's falling right now yeah crypto is crashing even harder with bitcoin plummeting 67 from its high which i find really interesting that because for like the past 10 years every single crypto bro i've met has told me that crypto would protect me when the mainstream economy failed you heard them they were everywhere crypto people would act like you were the crazy one for not investing your life savings into a coin some swedish teenager invented last week oh you're not in doggy monkey coin what a loser you know what's even crazier is that the crypto crowd is blaming biden for this and look you know here's the other thing you can blame a president for a lot of things inflation unemployment not being able to cheer for your son brandon in a soccer game without it becoming a whole thing but you can't blame him for crypto no my man if an 80 year old man who doesn't even know what bitcoin is can crash your crypto then your crypto ain't [ __ ] i said it [Applause] yeah i know you're mad that your jenga tower fell down but that's what happens when you play jenga because remember like this is what they said to everybody they said oh the crypto is gonna save you from the market that's what crypto is it protects you they made it seem like it was a parachute that would protect us all from the economy and then now the plane is crashing and then it turns out the parachute is attached to the plane he's like what is this oh it's all going down let's move on from that bad economic news to some other bad economic news for two years now we have seen the global supply chain crisis impact everything from computers to cars to baby formula and by the way why is there never a supply chain shortage of bad stuff you know there's never a shortage of like racist halloween costumes no but how will i get cancelled now but the latest shortage is hitting even closer to home like as close as you can get now to the latest shortage to hit our nation's store tampons women are scrambling to find the products as shelves are increasingly becoming bare it's the latest of the supply chain issues to have a disproportionate impact on women the makers of tampax and playtex say there's high demand and low supply it's reportedly stemming from a combination of factory staffing problems transportation log jams and the rising cost of raw materials like plastics companies like cvs and target confirming they are experiencing lower inventory walgreens telling abc news they will have stock but there may only be certain brands available while they navigate the supply disruption and prices for this essential item aiming up nearly 10 percent according to bloomberg that's right the pandemic supply chain problems have now led to a tampon shortage a massive tampon shortage and before we panic before we panic i think we need to make sure that this whole thing wasn't just started by one dude's [ __ ] excuse for not picking up tampons you know just like oh sorry babe i tried but there's like a whole supply chain issue yeah it's like economy stuff you wouldn't understand yeah because look this is actually a serious problem because without tampons like what will women dip into bowls of blue liquid yeah i know how women's bodies work i've seen it in the ads i'm that guy [Applause] by the way did you catch how they tried to blame the problem partly on women where they're like due to high demand what does that mean no but what is that youtube high demand because isn't the demand always pretty much the same what has changed like is there like some viral get your period challenge on tick tock right now due to high demand right here and this absolutely sucks i'll tell you now this sucks for women guys don't have to go through this but women do it sucks i will tell you who is probably loving it right now though is that one forgotten tampon that's been sitting at the bottom of your bag for two years well well well lisa i knew you'd come crawling back [Applause] you spent two years throwing tj maxx receipts chapstick and gum wrappers on top of me but look who's desperately digging around for me now that's right you thought you were cool no wait come back come back i'm sorry please don't leave me here the pennies are so mean to me [Applause] all right um and finally tonight um i wanted to wish someone very special a happy birthday um actually you guys can join me happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday president donald trump it's too late it's too late you wish them a happy birthday you wishing everybody all of you yeah you made his day and you wished him a long life he's here forever you guys did that [Laughter] today is donald trump's 76th birthday but it turns out he can't hear you [Laughter] you went louder yeah it is his birthday today but it turns out the haters can't even give the poor man a day off because all week all week long the january 6 committee has been riding his ass just because he tried to overthrow the government and now and now they're even accusing him of fraud just because he asked his supporters for money to set up an election defense fund and then didn't set up an election defense fund and yeah that looks bad but people don't realize that some of the money went to really important causes investigators claim that president trump raised over 250 million dollars from supporters to fight election fraud claims but then funneled the money to himself and his allies including his son's fiance kimberly guilfoyle who was paid 60 000 for a two-minute speech introducing donald trump jr at the january 6th rally god damn trump took some of the money that he said he was going to use to fight election fraud and paid his son's fiance 60 000 for a two-minute introduction speech which is such a scam i don't care what anyone says that's an even bigger scam than tai chi yeah oh i'm sorry who are you gonna fight an army of slow butterflies what is this like what is this who he fighting i will say though this does prove that donald trump is a proud feminist ally yeah that's right i said it everyone's always complaining that women get paid less for more work but trump no he's doing everything to close the wage gap he paid kimberly guilfoyle for two minutes of work he paid stormy daniels for two minutes of work [Applause] trump isn't breaking the law he's breaking the glass ceiling and in case you were wondering what a sixty thousand dollar two-minute speech sounds like well take a listen to some of the highlights well good morning dc and good morning america god loving freedom loving liberty loving patriots that will not let them steal this election thank you president trump who stands for law enforcement for the constitution and let's show the president when he comes how much we love him god bless america god bless our president and ladies and gentlemen the best is yet to come okay okay okay no no no now i understand i understand it now she wasn't paid to speak for two minutes she was paid to stop speaking after two minutes that's what happened there i can't keep going longer no no here's your money here's your money just take the money take the money take the money take it all take it all check it out even the wind was like let's be honest people this was not a 60 000 speech i don't care which side you're on no good speech ends with don jr coming out that's not a good speech and you know once again as much as people want to be angry at donald trump i feel like this is one of those instances where he is the black light on america's democracy because you see he didn't invent this scam politicians from every party use their campaign funds to enrich their friends it's just that trump does it so egregiously that everyone notices it all politicians like oh donate this for the fund it's for this but no one looks at where the money goes yeah it's it's just something you pay attention to because of how he does it's the same way all of us have eaten a grape or two at the grocery store but trump's the guy who walks into whole foods with a [ __ ] knife you know it's like you guys have the best raw chicken so good so good [Music] the midterms as you probably know right now in america primary season is in full swing and the primaries are the elections before the elections that determine what's going to happen in the elections before the main election anyway last night four states held their primary elections and it was actually a good night for donald jabberwocky trump you see in south carolina one of the few republican congressmen who voted to impeach trump lost badly after trump campaigned hard against him yeah and that's the weird thing about trump he might not remember how to speak english but he'll never forget anyone who's done him wrong yeah he's probably got like a revenge spreadsheet 400 rows deep just sitting there on the computer like insert row format enemy formula mike pence equals not good prince meanwhile in nevada an election danaya won the republican nomination for secretary of state which by the way is the office that certifies the election yeah and while that's not great for democracy it is fantastic news for donald trump because you see if this guy gets the job that's like having your boy as your parole officer you know she's like nah nah don't worry man i'll pee in the cup we can't have you going away man we got a party on friday the only blemish on the night for donald was that one of the candidates he endorsed in south carolina lost and boy was she sorry another south carolina race gaining national attention is now decided representative nancy mace won the district one republican primary against trump-endorsed candidate katie arrington arrington conceded endorsing mace and apologizing to former president donald trump and to donald j trump sir i'm sorry i couldn't give you the birthday present that i wanted to give to you but you will always be my number 45 my number 46. you know why i uh i don't know why anyone would think trump supporters are a cult it's just a normal woman apologizing to trump for losing her election on his birthday it's not a cult this is a very normal thing please forgive me dear leader so normal so normal by the way what was all that about you'll always be my number 45 and my number 46. because because i get what she said but like i know trump was the 45th president but is she saying that he's still the president because then he wouldn't be the 46th president he'd still be the 45th president that's confusing and if i'm confused you best believe donald trump is really confused best believe [Applause] hey he's probably probably watching that speech like wait so i'm joe biden what a twist i should call them night chameleon but let's move on to some international news coming out of the united kingdom america's estranged father like many countries around the world the uk has been dealing with an influx of refugees over the past few years and usually usually when a refugee flees their country they have the right to apply to any nation in the world to take them in but recently in response to the large number of requests the uk announced that they've struck a deal with the east african nation of rwanda to take the refugees that were trying to stay in the uk yeah so in a way they did the geopolitical version of when your crush says no i'm sorry but you should totally date my friend now obviously this arrangement has ruffled a few feathers and before the uk could deport its first plane full of refugees a european court cancelled the flights the first flight of a controversial deportation plan by the uk was grounded at the 11th hour the plane was on the tarmac its engines had started and the cabin crew was seen boarding when the european court of human rights intervened under the controversial government plan anyone who arrived in britain illegally this year could be relocated to rwanda once in rwanda they'll be allowed to apply for asylum there but not in britain prime minister boris johnson said it is about halting human trafficking we have to interrupt the business model of the gangs human rights groups and church leaders have criticized the plan as immoral this is a tough story because usually when boris johnson takes a position the opposite position is the right one yeah that's why his hair is always like wherever he goes i'm going the other way [Applause] but if i'm being honest if you ignore boris the argument does make sense many gangs smugglers and human traffickers have started abusing the refugee crisis to make money off of desperate migrants right and so by doing this people who are genuinely trying to escape a war zone they have a safe country to go to but now the smugglers don't have a business anymore yeah because no one's going to pay you to smuggle them into rwanda it's true if the uk wants its immigrants to leave don't deport them just let them marry into the royal family and eventually they'll leave on their own [Applause] they get something they get out and can i just say as an african as an african i take a little bit of offense when human rights groups in europe say you cannot send refugees to africa those are human beings and who lives in africa get the [ __ ] out of here man what does that mean let me tell you something i know i know some parts of africa have a tough but we've also got cities we've got wi-fi you know we've also got racist white people you guys left them behind acting like we don't got [ __ ] some of these europeans think the only hotel in rwanda is the hotel rwanda actually they've got a radisson yeah a radisson blue by the way there's a waffle bar and everything this is the problem this is the problem when there's only one well-known movie that takes place in your country you know it's all the people go on it's like judging france based on ratatouille not all the restaurants are run by rats because here rwanda was trying to do something nice and then now they have to hear everyone talk [ __ ] about them imagine if you offered to donate a kidney to someone and that person was like uh no thank you i'm gonna see if there's a more developed kidney like man go pee blood then [ __ ] let's move on to some other news what do you get when the worlds of fashion history and celebrity collide well if you guessed winston churchill wearing couture at the top gun premiere you're wrong but that was a good guess no the big controversy that's blowing up the internet right now is what kim kardashian did with marilyn monroe's dress well one of the most iconic gowns in american fashion may now be damaged a marilyn monroe collector is making the claim after kim kardashian wore a dress belonging to monroe to the met gala last month the collector says that there are missing crystals and several rips along the zipper monroe wore the dress while singing happy birthday to president kennedy in 1962 there's no comment yet from kardashian or ripley's believe it or not who lent the dress to kardashian you know sometimes i feel bad for kim kardashian when she doesn't wear clothes people are angry when she does wear clothes people are angry what's a lady to do but at the same time kim what were you doing the marilyn monroe dress is a one-of-a-kind piece of american history right it's one of a kind that's it the met gala happens every year people dress like hamburgers there you could have worn anything else because if you're entrusted with a piece of american history you better do everything you can to take care of it everything i mean just as an example i recently bought the stove pipe hat that was worn by abraham lincoln yeah and the reason i bought it is because it's the perfect nacho bowl like holds it really well keeps it at a nice height you know but you see but you see when i'm done eating nachos out of it i always make sure to rinse it out afterwards because that's being respectful yeah the man freed the slaves come on yo so look kim obviously took a big risk with a delicate artifact and a backfired but you know who deserves most of the blame here ripley's yeah they're the ones who loaned the dress to kim and first of all why does ripley's believe it or not even own this dress in the first place a woman wore a dress yeah i believe that i think i can wrap my head around that concept but because ripley's owns the dress they're in charge of preserving it so if they told her it was okay to wear it that's on them you know what i'm saying it's on them yeah like i don't know i don't know about all the museum rules what you can use what you can't do with historical artifacts i don't know any of that stuff i only learned it from the story like if the louvre called me and they said i could kiss the mona lisa for a selfie i would do it and i would use tongue [Applause] so look a lot of people are at fault here a lot of people have made mistakes to make up for it i think ripley should have to sell the dress to a real museum that'll actually look after it properly and kim kardashian well she has to show up to next year's met gala wearing some of the other historic items from the ripley's collection yeah she still pulls it off i don't know how she does it alright and finally like many tech companies who are riding high during the pandemic netflix is now no longer having a good time their share price has dropped 75 percent they lost 200 000 subscribers and it turns out the new comedy special they bought from dave chappelle was actually cake so other than laying off employees and raising prices netflix has to figure out another way to convince us to come back and chill and so that's why they've decided to pin their hopes on a tried and true franchise this morning netflix says it is turning its smash hit squid game into a reality show competition series netflix released a promo announcing casting for squid game the challenge the new show is set to offer the largest cast prize in reality tv history a whopping 4.56 million dollars squid game is of course a south korean series on netflix the reality show is looking for english language speakers from any part of the world netflix has not announced how they plan to adapt the game where contestants compete in a series of school yard games okay wait wait what wait wait wait wait no no no if you're gonna make squid game and nobody dies then what's the point so now i'm just watching people play red light green light and tug of war what am i a camp counselor [ __ ] i didn't even watch the kids when i was camp counselor and don't worry most of them didn't drown i'm just saying this show was already about a game show so you don't need to make a game show about it you know if you want to do this you should take like a normal netflix show and turn that into a game show that makes more sense like stranger things yeah yeah you could put a bunch of contestants in a high school and see how long it takes until someone notices they're actually 25 years old [Applause] either way i'm just saying they better find something more interesting than cutting out cookies yeah you know what they should do one of the challenges should be you have to try to find the good shows on netflix yeah and let me tell you now half the people are dying in that game they're just like ah which menu which menu [Music] the food and drug administration has been given the green light to finally approve covet vaccines for children under the age of five which means there are a lot of toddlers who are about to be popping apple juice in the club it's just like i got a diaper i'm going all night [ __ ] and this is also very good news for hershel walker because statistically one out of every five kids in america is secretly his no but for real for real this is great news for parents of young children because while the rest of us you know got vaccines and went back to normal a lot of parents were stuck in pandemic mode with their unvaccinated kids yeah they were just staring out the window and everyone else having fun and i was like oh they're going to the movies again i should have used the condom now of course if you're not a parent this is the worst news ever because i don't know about you guys but i've definitely noticed that over the past two years you know i haven't heard any kids throwing tantrums in the supermarkets there's been no toddlers kicking my seat in the movie theater and there were basically no children screaming on airplanes yeah only those crazy trump supporters didn't want to wear a mask [Applause] but just because covert is on the back foot right now it doesn't mean it's not still putting up a fight dr anthony fauci has tested positive for covid 81 year old chief medical advisor president biden is fully vaccinated double boosted he is currently taking the antiviral treatment pax lavid the 81 year old is only experiencing mild symptoms we are told he has not been in close contact with the president and will now work from home that's right dr fauci has covered which feels a little like finding out smokey bear got trapped in a forest fire he's like damn i'm actually i'm actually surprised that fauci is only getting coveted now and didn't get it didn't get while he was like with trump every day well think about every single day trump was like okay covet jazz force we're gonna kick off today's meeting by breathing in each other's mouths for 10 to 15 minutes just to get the energy flowing anthony come here anthony open that beautiful mouth anthony open it wide open open away and you know the saddest part dr fauci and yes i'm talking to you dr fauci i know you watch the show it's the fact that you didn't come to the white house correspondence dinner yeah the president was there kim kardashian was there but you didn't come because you said you didn't want to catch covert and then you caught covert anyway yeah probably from some boring government meeting and you see let me tell you something now people that's my philosophy in life i'm vaccinated so if i'm getting covered you best believe i'm doing it in style okay yeah i'm not gonna get it from some [ __ ] ass powerpoint presentation no people will ask me trevor where'd you get your cover and i'd be like oh that was one hell of a night [Music] [Applause] bad believe i will say though what a big moment for covert as well huh to finally infect dr anthony fauci i bet covet was really starstruck when it got in his body oh my god oh my god oh my god it's really you it's really you whoa i'm so excited i need to catch my breath i need to catch my breath oh oh man doctor found you i'm inside you this is so crazy hold on i gotta facetime my boys i gotta facetime my boys hey yo guess whose lungs i'm in i know i know and somehow i'm still taller than him this is crazy [Applause] okay let's move on from the pandemic in people's lungs to the pandemic in america's democracy today was the third day of the january six hearings aka vh1's behind the riots now this session focused predominantly on mike pence former vice president and the inspiration behind the white noise machine because you see trump's entire plan to overturn the election hinged on mike pence agreeing to break the law by not certifying the election results and today we heard what might be the funniest recounting of the conversation that trump actually had with mike pence where the vice president would not agree to trump's scheme no matter how hard the donald tried in the book peril journalist bob woodward and robert costa write that the president said quote if these people say you have the power wouldn't you want to the vice president says quote i wouldn't want any one person to have that authority the president responds but wouldn't it almost be cool to have that power the vice president is reported to have said no look i've read this and i don't see a way to do it we've exhausted every option i've done everything i could and then some to find a way around this it's simply not possible my interpretation is no to which the president says no no no you don't understand mike you can do this i don't want to be your friend anymore if you don't do this [Applause] yo oh man you you know this is this is the part the paradox of donald trump this is really the paradox like he has the most terrifying schemes in the world but he executes them in the most hilarious ways because trump basically he lives his entire life as if he's the bad kid in one of those anti-smoking psas you know he's like come on mike just try overturning the election i thought you wanted to be cool also by the way if there's one person who you can't entice with cool it's mike pence he's the least cool man in the world the man wouldn't even watch the teletubbies because they don't wear pants and you know what's crazy about the story because trump said it like this because he said it like this you actually believe that is true right because if the reporting was that pence said sir we cannot do this and then trump said my interpretation of the constitution offers ample precedent both legal and historical people be like yeah there's no way that happened that didn't happen that's not real but i don't want to be a friend anymore you're like yeah that's that's that's my dude that's my dude right there that sounds like him [Applause] i also find it crazy that trump thought they were friends not co-workers not acquaintances friends how how would that even be possible what do pence and trump have to bond over huh this is hanging out on the weekend like thanks for bringing me to this club mike the music's a little lame but the ladies are looking good uh mr president it's church oh that's why it burned when i walked through the door totally get it totally get it all right but let's move on to some international news here in america global supply chain issues have caused shortages of everything from tampons to baby formula and even playstation fives which sucks because now i have to play elden ring in my head damn this is so hard but it turns out the global supply chain also affects the globe and right now in pakistan the supply chain is coming for an integral part of their daily life pakistani tea drinkers remain divided a day after a government minister urged them to cut down on their daily hot beverage as the country struggles with an economic crisis pakistan's planning and development minister says it's getting increasingly expensive for the country to import tea as suppliers outstrip demand tea is a hugely popular drink in the country of 220 million people and the government has to spend about 600 million dollars on tea imports every year the average person in pakistan is believed to drink at least three cups of tea a day but the minister called for people to drink one or two cups less per day sparking outrage i knew it i knew this would happen yeah people have been running around spilling the tea for the past few years and now look there's a shortage are you happy shade room are you happy [Music] by the way i love how they mix the tea the rest of us do tea boring just like they're like wow and i know people can get outraged about anything but i'm not gonna lie it is kind of funny to hear a story about anyone getting outraged over tea no because you always think of tea drinkers as very calm tranquil people you know but here they're like you can take my oh gray out of my cold dead hands it's so it's a wild it's like seeing tom hanks dropping the f-bomb i mean that's where you know you [ __ ] up you know what i mean but when you understand how popular tea is in pakistan it makes sense right all of the outrage makes sense this is part of their national identity it's like asking france to cut out croissants or north korea to stop launching missiles at dolphins that's just what they do and i don't know if pakistan will give up tea i mean they wouldn't even give up bin laden you know but too soon i will say this pakistan's government has to be careful about this yeah tea shortages are no joke just look at america you see what happens when your people get pissed off about tea yeah first there's a tea party then there's a revolution before you know it there's a great depression then you're fighting vietnam no one can afford houses and suddenly you're making a movie where ryan gosling is bobby don't do it pakistan all right finally cities all over the world are always trying to find ways to encourage people not to litter in japan they use collective shame in singapore they'll just whip your ass in new york we've uh just made the entire city one big trash can so technically it's not even possible to litter but in sweden they've come up with something that might be the most effective method yet talking dirty in sweden literally a swedish city has launched a campaign to encourage people to throw away their trash yeah a couple of trash cans have been installed and are programmed to respond with seductive audio messages after somebody throws away their trash [Music] well i guess now we know what it's like when oscar the grouch gets his on i did not see that coming just and just by the way uh all the guys who are using that trash can i hope you know that it's faking it right that's probably dudes walking away thinking oh ho i throw good trash no you don't no you don't it's actually funny how stupid men are with such simple stupid creatures this would never work on women on men it works yeah like we can wear as many ties as we want but we're just basically stupid animals responding to a mating call you put a sexy woman's voice and you can literally get men to do anything you realize we're being catfished by garbage cans okay and we can see that they're garbage cans but then we hear that sexy voice and we're like well maybe [Applause] not to mention this is gonna undo a lot of parental lessons about littering some 10 year old boy is going to be like mommy i'm going to throw away my empty cup and the mom will be like no no no no just throw it in the lake throw the lake it's better that way you're not ready [Applause] and you know who this really isn't grateful is your trash can at home yeah because when it finds out what you've been doing out there in the streets oh it's gonna get super jealous well you're home late [Music] probably because you were out on the street shoving your trash into that [ __ ] again you know that anyone can throw trash there anyone you're not special i want a divorce and i'm taking the rotten banana peels with me [Music] before we go please consider supporting out youth they are an organization that serves central texas lgbtqia plus youth and their allies with programs and services to ensure that these promising young people develop into happy healthy successful adults out youth hosts a variety of programs and provides training and resources for parents teachers and community members free of charge so if you can please donate at the link below [Music] you

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Length: 47min 13sec (2833 seconds)

Published: Sat Jun 18 2022