What if DOOM Guy Talked? (Parody) - Episode 1 - DOOM

you know I wonder what it would be like if the doom guys talk [Music] I must be in a bad path of yarn salesman no get out of here before I buy some linens or something yeah well they got a pistol didn't know they sold these yeah I need to rethink that membership all right flavor that situation is probably go oh my god I didn't know they carried the Martha Stewart collection you know I'm starting to like their new layout the school's candles blood dead bodies finally captures that hell atmosphere they've been going for paint nice suit and whatever comes in my side well we're just gonna ignore that little mental snap there just wipe off all the blood yeah there we go looks good we go blue you turi all right that's find out what's going on around here Manik invasion huh must be the holiday shopping season you see here casualties facility damage threat level yeah it's definitely the holidays excuse me pardon me to the right to the left man this guy got the last shotgun I'm just good yeah don't worry man we can go Aziz now let's go shopping [Music] calm down man still reason to lose your head I'm so cool no they're in a modern art huh what's this one's supposed to be an expression of man's destructive nature yes what life imitates art where is it the other way around yeah whatever good all right I think the exits on little too oh my god I'm in Arizona man I'm gonna get Santa everywhere those nintendo's have got to be down here somewhere no I'm starting to think maybe they aren't down here but better safe than sorry I always say this is kind of cute my son might like it yes I'll take it everybody likes Master Chief poor sap couldn't take the heat hey SD card delivery drone shoot it down shoot it or or not okay I'll take this thank you yeah you had it coming can you tell me where the furbies are yeah that's great Furby looking for a Furby hey I'm just gonna take this and split it with you if you don't mind and it still works what if it's on sale story suggesting the merchandise hey it works I kind of want a cheeseburger but a taco sounds really good too so hungry [Music] oh cool what are those little lightning ball things I used to love these are the kid oh god I broke it oh I cannot be good Oh Oh should've had the tacos come on those iPhones have gotta be around here somewhere hey maybe in the secure area excuse me sir I was hoping maybe you could lend me a hand I am a horrible human being yep all right I thought here we come you know I'm starting to think maybe I've misread this entire situation huh what do we got here disabling the tower there we go did I do it right [Music] I may have made things worse Hey oh yeah yeah it definitely made it worse no I'm so lost oh my what the hell God I've stepped into a Walmart okay I've definitely misread the situation hey everyone thanks for watching if you're new here just letting you know this is something new I'm doing on the channel next week I'll be back with another MMO video for you on Dungeons & Dragons online thanks again everyone do all the things subscribe whatever blah blah blah blah blah and have a happy holiday shopping season do not kill anyone

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Keywords: DOOM, What if Doom Guy Talked?, UnSilent Protagonist, Silent Protagonist, DOOM Guy, First Person Shooter, FPS, PC, PS4, Playstation 4, XBox, TheHiveLeader, HiveLeader, Hive Leader, Comedy, Humor, Funny, Joke, Hilarious, Fun, Press Start to Laugh, Press Start Laugh, Press Start 2 Laugh, PSTL, PS2L

Id: 5V8YZ7CKgZ8

Length: 6min 36sec (396 seconds)

Published: Mon Dec 11 2017