WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS FOREHEAD?! | Simplymailogical #11

well hallo everyone it's me Christine again and it's time for another simply male logical if you're wondering why I look like such a beautiful person today just call me Niki I figured since I look so fabulous after I filmed my recreating nikkietutorials makeup tutorial videos that I should put that to good use and go on and on my couch by myself even though I can't see me because my eyelashes are in my eyeballs I'm gonna try and read your letters today where do we begin how about this one you guys send so much mail that I'm pretty sure it's all gonna cave in on these and no one will ever find me again it's a Polish mountain of mail childproof hollow hearts on felt I use that for my banana holster oh my god Gucci hello Christine ban give me the tea a choker oh my god I love it all oh there I am Amanda YouTube would be so boring without your videos so she wrote with a friend hello Christine my name is Jada but my friends call me Jabba la la la badge above they call you that every time really and I am enter age years old I don't know what age to enter I thought you should know that April 17th is your half birthday and to us it is Christine day where we will wear one bit of holo to celebrate why was I not informed of this until now some of my favorite songs by you are body chemistry that say she will body chemistry duck nails woo how deep is your hello Christine the science Queen those are all classics you should make more videos with Ben thank you so much Amanda and javac level of dear Christine hey what's up hello I'm a mom of two hallo sexuals in the making it started yeah please tell Ben to teach me to do the taxes I am not that skilled at being an adult none of us are thank you so much Franky mate what else what what is that air pocket packaging but covered in holo glitter Christine and been forever Brown Christmas time spelt with no age I found a mermaid tail blanket with a two-way holo sequins and I thought it would be perfect for you oh my god movie [ __ ] that is beautiful actually it doubles as a fashion scarf oh I'm just gonna go out to Rodeo Drive for lunch later with the ladies thank you so much rare oh this is amazing T 10 American cents and she wrote I have sponsored this video now everyone give a warm thank you to Ashley Fontaine is a bird cat oh they're beautiful looks like we have a quiz for Ben and a banana for ban ban ban ban [Music] which is the best cat who is the best a fans beat me see men Qi or D Sylar this is the same question as which is the best cat but then you also added me and you guys did it the answer is is ends our best Thank You Ashley dear men she and Sylar but mostly men hope you like your new holo cat bed [Music] I want to go in it there you go just stay like that for the rest of the video yeah bro like you're we're from San Antonio Texas howdy y'all and we're old as all in our late 20s go all the people who Christine our second guilty pleasure servers Arielle made the cat bed someone made this thank you so much Arielle Brittany Eric and Dana this is amazing this is from the Dutch post look it's Duke show all right Nikki can you translate oh my god it's a trooper - what about a blue lady that's French that's not that it's an emoji I speak that language there's no letter in here oh no I'm holding it Thank You Paulina hello Christine my name is Marie are you excited to write you as your my favorite and only nail channel sure I designed enamel pins necklaces chokers and more oh [ __ ] look at all my swag thank you so much Marie these are amazing no talented holy [ __ ] I got something from like that's quite a gift for you hi Christine enjoy your gift from a 27 year old fan Katie yes I have no idea what it smells like and I hope you don't have a reaction enjoy thank you would you die for this [ __ ] I want to roll full of this what does this make you so happy it's just the simply things in the life I'm so excited at our new place I'm gonna have room to display things like this that you guys have sent me that I wanted to say because they're fun beautiful I just haven't had any space to display this honey I'm gonna decorate this was my first time mailing stuff to people so it is weird yeah mailing stuff to people you know from the internet is a little weird isn't it yeah like what do you tell your parents I'm just sending a letter to the person from the internet I worked really hard on the cube rubik's cube and she's painting it with hollow nail polish this is for men sorry for the burnt banana my dad cooked it for too long what this is how i feel sorry then your banana is little crispy dispenser perfect I'll take it to work thank you so much I Lana I love you so much can I adopt you please mail yourself next to my PO box depending on when this reaches you happy birthday happy Mother's Day what Oh cat mom Merry Christmas Happy New Year happy Canada Day happy Halloween Department of applied psychology like this in the cat's treats Betsy for my fancy little babies eat it you feel like a hundred bucks Ben hello how are you I noticed that you don't get a lot of stuff from simply fan so I decided to get you two things I didn't know what to actually get you as we don't know what you like except Christine Ben cheese I learn in taxes okay PS do you think you would ever pop Thank You Rachel tell jokes really smells like tea hmm I fancy me an English breakfast you use it as like packing when you're to sleep Christine this science queen Chris Chris Chris Chris our names are Eden and Katie we live in under an hour obsessed with holo whenever somebody says something is Halloween is iridescent we go mad very much huh sexual like we have something to call him we have urgent news we found thank you so much [ __ ] when I saw you choose to recreate my Manny I damn near passed oh [ __ ] you are the reason I started doing nail art when I was in uni I needed an artistic outlet and never thought to use my nails so thank you please accept this as a token of my gratitude feel free to share with Beth but if you don't I won't tell the camera won't see it but it's like the traditional like beach hat each sackbut woven through is sparkly gold holographic thread it's not amazing you don't see things like this every day did you bring any sunshine quiet natural teeth wait there's more all this because I just redid her nailer thank you so much pinky conspiracy you really didn't have to do this when we break a nail at school we have a mini funeral and buried in the wood chips look one for men'she exactly putting up the circulation but I got it what she sent an eraser that says stay in school she taped some of her nail feeley's thank you so much Elizabeth and Emma if the Box seems a little bit reckless because my cat slept in it all night that's good rockets are these from rajid no rocket this rocket and Smarties let me teach you a lesson American Miley okay isn't it strange that autumn is so beautiful yet everything is dying Australian money it's not that much money okay we got one kangaroo and fifty finally another country that has Smarties and Rockets Smarties are Smarties Rockets are not Smarties get her right America for decoration thank you so much Sally I actually don't have much to say just thank you for not being just another boring nail art all these are cat toys dear Christine rec L rothenburg stalker I'm writing this a few hours before I turn 13 so I could still count as part of your average viewership I love your message of studying in school because it is so different from what most youtubers convey in their videos usually having dropped out of college [Music] I think this is maybe an important time to note that when you see really successful people that talk about the fact that they dropped out of school and they made it there's something called survivor bias yes you're hearing from the people who happen to be successful having gone through that experience they have a platform to tell you that the people who drop out of school and aren't incredibly successful in a public way they're not telling you their story yeah I'm in Xi'an zai they're like on dishwashers no that's a dinner plate obviously oh thank you so much Sophia I wish you all the best luck in school oh we've got it treasure Oh fun story I was watching you do oil spill lips and my dad walked in and said oh are you watching one it was beauty gurus I laughed a lot 13 years old and I love you in mansions Island but not then I am not stealing you're mad why is 13 year old you are bad face playing hard-to-get aren't you [ __ ] and shut the [ __ ] up I love it when you do a British accent did you hear that please turn encourage thank you so much for your storyboard Beatriz allo Christine Benjen mentions other liked people including Jenna this include everyone except my dad I hope you enjoyed me spelling your name correctly did you enjoy it yes fun I also think that you and Ben are good together oh well as long as you think that makes one of us I didn't even ask you if you and Ben are getting married oh you didn't even ask thank you for not asking no people keep talking about our wedding maybe we should make a deal that if we can get Starbucks to sponsor a wedding just like Thank You Samantha [Music] this man illogical it's dangerous game okay I'm gonna let you do this Christine I found some real Paulo highlighters when I was browsing it wow it has it subtle Oh oh my god Thank You Kristen happy holidays everyone it's a family portrait wait is this the one with the poach pop it thank you so much Julia and Alex I can't wait to be a cat soccer fan is very unhappy you got no color I'm living life in black-and-white thank you and I wish you the best of luck in school hello I'm a ten year old girl called Carmen from England oh yes excellent where in the world is Carmen Sandiego she's in England you inspire me and make me laugh until my mom is concerned Thank You Carmen you're simply can I get some of that good good powder my name is Jordan and I sponsored this video your whoa thanks Jordan also do a collab with jenna Marbles because that would be fine with us Thank You Jordan sighs this is the last time that we're gonna open we have so much mail that's been there a long time we have to be honest at this point there's some of it were probably just never gonna get to with this at the beginning it was manageable but now it's like I get six months worth of mail in one month we've talked to some of our youtube friends about this too and you know a lot of them just aren't even accepting email anymore it's nice to get mail we really appreciate it you guys actually said some really cool stuff we don't want people to send stuff just with the expectation they're gonna see it in a video because at this point we can't promise that I guess I just want you guys to know that if you send stuff don't be sad if you don't see it because it's not that I don't want to show it it's not that I don't want to open it it's just that there's too many of you guys that are 2 nights that want to send us things wait that's well could make your tea in there and it will stay hot for 12 hours thank you so much Alex I would draw you something but my drawing would be so bad it would make you want to quit YouTube what's what won't do there's some money I have collected from around the world you know I think I just looks just like you kalenna Thank You Kulina I feel like monopoly man I should buy a bigger boat you should buy Park Place and boardwalk look it's me darkness I'm from the UK please don't talk in a British accent don't do it my parents are polish Oh Oh what did it leave on my forehead what is that like dude no yes it bursts the blood vessels how long is that going to stay there like it takes a few days I'm not even kidding no you're sorry I can't stop looking at you I know what do I do about that that's not a good look you did this to yourself I'm like crying you made me cry don't really right now looks too good actually really like I know I did a good job well man you Joey follow Kristine we are two sisters who love your channel our ages are thirty and forty I'm the older science e1 I thought you would enjoy the different hollow magnets on the Euler's disk oh my god well this is something for Christine the science Queen thank you so much Christina and Jennifer thank you so much Jessica another necklace I'm running out of room thank you for your letter Rachel how you doing men the hollow planner is for you to write and/or plant some stupid [ __ ] in it thank you so much Jordan and zeusie hallo guys what nevermind you've been summoned says what happened to your head over the weekend back no got enough fight with a plunger something just wear hats from now our names are Grace Ella and Noah and since it's very important for us to announce our age than we will we are 11 years old they're from me they are 11 years old we got a deck of cat Thank You Greece Ella and Noah so hot no backpack mom I'm going back to school oh my god this backpack is as big as I am full of teeth oh my god I already got one of these for the next time Ben needs a day off events stress less then you are my daily support Christine you give me bedtime whoops hey Ben I think I'm gonna need to detox for me oh thank you didn't you like used to give your arm pinkies and new records give yourself oh we got a magazine it's an elk oh trying to give you some tips how to be a nail artist don't subscribe I just saw the post about you moving to a new place I hope that everything is okay between you and baby looks like your new place will be more conducive for new nail art videos I'm probably one of your oldest fans 53 well thank you so much Deb for your lovely letter and gifts Andy like when gee it's a life hack truth is it true that you are better at water marble better than whoo isn't it I am better at water marble true dare I dare you to do your nails Apollo no is it true you are really bad at doing Christine's nails false I dare you to do your makeup with Christine's makeup you could look like me Thank You Reese dear Christine I'm 11 and I don't give as you don't you just wear for the sake of squaring you swear because it emphasizes the point you're trying to get across but if the point is just to swear kind of Lies I have sponsored you both with money somewhere to keep all your sponsorship money in case one day you actually use it well thank you so much Amy really like this DIY peanut butter what I'm a walking snapchat filter here Christine my name is Megan I'm 12 years old plus 20 years that's right on one of your old viewers I've always had a love of nail polish in recent years I had less I'd let stress from every direction spoil my interest your channel Reece Park my interest in nail polish and nail art or I conclude this lengthy letter I just wanted to thank you for hopefully teaching you on your viewers the importance of Education and to not always trust what you see on the internet I love when you get all simply mom dress the part we don't need to have kids right no you are all my children yeah I'll get back to school work thank you so much for your letter Megan going into this it's not like you think you're going to be a role model or that's not like a role you embrace but the reality is yeah there's a lot of younger people watching you and they look up to you in a way and yeah you should be mindful of what sort of message you're giving to these people I am and there's a lot of creators that kind of look nice and Instagram photos but when you listen to actually you know the sort of messages they're giving their fans it's pretty disappointing getting successful in YouTube yeah is a lot of hard work but it also involves a lot of luck and it just sort of happens I think yeah it's usually an accident for the people who were most excited so listening to a youtuber giving you advice about you know how to be successful it's kind of like listening to someone who won the lottery giving you advice about buying lottery tickets yeah a way to like you know plan for your future always by encore no don't buy luck yeah I hope that I've given you guys some real advice embedded in my silly videos here and there there will be a nugget of maybe helpful information for your future even though that's not what I really set out to do or preacher be obnoxious because you already have parents right so if you don't need another one to annoy you but I do believe in working towards your goals and having some realistic goals as well it would be very easy to like let the sort of the sort of notoriety and success that comes along with being a social media before the series started go to your head and I think you're a really good example of where that didn't happen also like maybe a little vice it's changed our lives but I don't think it's changed your character let's do sentimental you a sock looking first subscribe to my second channel I post videos every month maybe maybe thanks so much for watching and we'll see y'all later [Music]

Channel: Simply Not Logical

Views: 6,649,341

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Length: 26min 33sec (1593 seconds)

Published: Sun May 06 2018