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[Music] whoa oh my god who who are you who am i who are you i'm not telling you who i am until you tell me who you are why not because i asked first oh my god i can't believe this [ __ ] you please watch your language oh excuse me little miss innocence what is that supposed to mean oh it means i don't think you're as innocent as you think you are what are you talking about unless of course you go to bed in a brawl in boxers oh my god where are my clothes where am i you you brought me here whoa listen chicky i didn't bring anybody anywhere i don't even know whose place this is [ __ ] watch your language how dare you first you get me completely drunk and you bring me up here to try to take advantage of me while i'm like practically unconscious under no circumstances did i take advantage of you we didn't even have sex last night and what makes you so sure because i would never sleep with someone like you then what happened last night [Music] pictures on my phone try to piece it all together [Music] we've done our time but we've got time enough to waste have a nice weekend ms g how'd you call it a day danny you sure don't mind staying until close it's friday night you have that party yeah gamma bash right well you can talk about it all week so go ahead have a good time no it's it's no big deal i can i can totally just stay yeah i'm closing up in an hour anyway it's friday afternoon business hasn't been so good since the weather got cold all right if you insist would you mind coming in on sunday i i know you don't like to work sundays no that wouldn't be a problem be happy too good idea well you're welcome see you sunday okay have a good time yeah don't do anything stupid it's my senior year that's what i'm supposed to do right all right bye boys bye ms sarah hey wait for me thank you thanks boy okay how good are you ask your mommy ask her ask me what ashley's babysitter is away this weekend and we're in a pinch we wanted to see if you're able to watch her this saturday i'm sorry mr street but i can't i'm so sorry ashley i'm not allowed to babysit any of the kids that go here we won't tell anyone as much as i'd like to i just can't i signed a contract when i started and if they ever found out i wouldn't get the job recommendation after graduation all right well my kid loves you college kids need money i'm gonna leave you my business card just in case if you change your mind okay okay thank you bye bye bye take care you too hi hi thank you thank you you too bye guys [Music] there you go thanks thank you thanks have a good weekend there you go thank you hi jamie how was your day it was good thanks i know this is going to sound weird or whatever but i made you an uncle mark today oh genie there you go that was so sweet of you thank you it's just you seem so sad all the time i thought this would make you happy well mission accomplished you did make me smile yeah sure is that all right with you oh of course it's all right don't be scary okay i just didn't want to step on anyone's toes you worry too much sarah enjoy the necklace it's beautiful thank you have a good weekend bye there you go thanks bye thank you have a good weekend you too boys where are you going you know the rules simon parents must sign their kids out at the end of the day it's all good they didn't cause any trouble did they of course not these boys are angels ha tell that today mother have a good weekend you too bye boys grab your bag thank you mm-hmm buses are gone so are the kids signed sealed and delivered so any exciting plans for the weekend no just studying sarah you gotta have some fun i do have fun honey i'm not talking about playing with these kids here three days a week this is your senior year in college the real world will be here before you know it i wish it would just hurry up and get here already don't be silly it will be here sooner than you think and you will be wishing for a redo for the last couple of months look i know that you just had a breakup how i never said anything you're showing all the classic signs this is so not me bev i just i can't get out of this funk sure you can you just have to try harder go do something it's the weekend i'm sure you can find a party on campus somewhere that's really not my speed all the more reason to do it trust me sarah you don't want to have any regrets you only get one shot at your senior year you're right you're right have a good weekend sarah you too see you on monday bye bye mhm [Music] and where [Music] am i going my life is so messed up [Music] uh come see the university player come see the university players perform bermuda triangle at the black box tonight thanks good luck come see the university perspective [Music] um excuse me yeah i um well are you all right yes yes i'm fine it's just i was wondering if you could buy me and my friends a six pack of beer no oh come on i've been saying for an hour my friends are waiting for me please no what are you 12 i'm 21. i just lost my id oh really what year were you born 2 000 i mean 1990. yeah that's what i thought go home kid oh come on no i'm not getting in trouble for you if you were my brother i would kick your ass you suck thank you yeah hey abby hey sarah how's it going huh pretty well how are you good do you want another brownie hey is mick lovin still outside a kid trying to get beer yeah i think you left i hope so someone said they were gonna call campus police on him yikes um well i'll let him know if he's still outside thanks i'd really hate to see him get in trouble do you want a bag with that no okay have a good weekend you too studio's hand buy one get one studio 10 buy one get one thanks studio tape and get one [Music] hey i know it's in here oh it's science there i know who you are no no i don't want to get you in any trouble hey jeff hey seriously it's fine i i know it's in here you live right next to me i know you live here here it is thanks see you later lisa bye i don't know if i'm gonna wear a dress or not i know i know yes liz she's gonna be there yeah she's gonna be there yeah she will yes yes she will okay yes sarah can you please tell liz you're gonna be there i'll be where see she said there no she said there liz yeah she did there oh my god shot up yes i'll be there in five minutes five minutes five yeah no honey i gotta go i gotta go bye bye so how was work uh it was fine a little girl made me a necklace oh cute i don't know how you can waste your time it's my senior year i don't want to slack off that's exactly what you should be doing your senior year and i mean midterms are for what two weeks i have a lot of really hard classes this semester [ __ ] look who you're talking to hello we live together i mean come on if it's over dave you gotta let it go it's over it's been over for a month man so what that's the whole point get over it no today today marks exactly one month since dave and i broke up you're counting sarah let it go you're really not making me feel better honey i'm not trying to come to the party with liz and myself tonight okay gamma's having this huge bash we're gonna have fun we're gonna have fun and we both know that horse's ass isn't gonna be there i really wish you would stop referring to my horse's ass mindy i call him as i see him he's a horse's ass he is stop freaking protecting him anyway after what he did to you he cheated on i know mindy i know can we just drop this already look i'll try i will i will i'll i'll stop i'll stop calling him horse's ass if you come to the party tonight no you won't yeah i probably won't but i'll really try okay i will come on yeah will i try and then we're gonna try right oh that's right is lord washington better for you [ __ ] it all see you haven't left in weeks look how about this i'll make it a little interesting what are you talking about whichever one of us gets the most drinks brought to us by different guys by the end of the night it's when's what hmm no dishes the loser has to clean the dishes for a week ew yeah two weeks i hate doing the dishes fine but you're gonna be the one with the dish panhands whatever and we can't drink anything unless a guy brings it to us fine you know what sarah maybe you shouldn't go because the whole purpose is for you to have fun and to forget about horse i'm sorry i am so sorry yeah dude um it's so hard all right all right you're on deal god i'm so sorry oh god i've really got to go that's liz i really have to go i am so sorry yes i'll see you tonight okay you're worse than my mother jesus why it is [Music] what is my name what is my name he'll yell be there sure he'll come of course dude i'll be right there oh megan hello there joe what are you doing here is uh is danny home no okay but what are you doing well you know i just uh came by to get my stuff what stuff i don't have any of your stuff yeah why would you have my stuff danny has my stuff i just i don't know what i'm like holding on to it for sentimental value it's weird sentimental value that's a laugh oh okay you know what don't be jealous joey because we all know that if you break up with your girlfriend you always have that great box that she came in oh well maybe you should take better care of your box so we're not in this situation touche okay on that note i'm gonna give my [ __ ] hurry up megan mine i needed that right i did and you know what my sunglasses have been looking for these bad boys i'm sure you have uh-huh and oh just where i left them all over campus joe yo joe what's up man hey dan dude i'm glad you're home i'm starving let's go get some meat no i do it i already hate i'm not hungry sorry want to get a beer we got beer in the fridge right not enough it's i'm broke i'll buy come on you'll buy yeah i'll buy let's go no what are you hiding what's going on nothing man i'm just hungry all right tonight's gamma bash i need to fuel up my tech make a sandwich i don't want a sandwich come on dan let's just go to chags no what are you hiding from i'm not hiding anything i just want chinese no there's nothing in life hey danny it's good to see you what are you doing here megan i know i was in the neighborhood decided to come by pick up my stuff see this guy okay just in the neighborhood what were you doing looking for another frat guy to bang you know it's not my fault that you didn't know how to please me oh i'm sorry i couldn't please you so you had to go off and bang every one of my brothers okay well maybe if you were more of a man who actually knew how to treat a woman we wouldn't have this problem oh maybe you're in such a while i'm not i'm not i don't know no megan take your [ __ ] and leave excuse me take your [ __ ] and leave fine but only because i feel like it don't expect to see me again i won't just maybe to hear you through a wall or something dude she's not worth just so not what i needed forget about it look i'm going to the house for the game you want to come no i'm just i'm just not in the mood okay i don't think i'm going tonight what are you nuts this is our last game of bash i know it's got a lot of things on my mind you've got megan on your mind among other things like like like midterms like my job my family midterms aren't for two weeks you get paid to box cookies and we talk old ladies and your family is fine i'm thinking about making you're obsessing about megan it's been over two weeks dude the grace period is over the what the grace period i dated this chick named grace back in high school when we broke up i gave her two weeks to come to her senses and come back to me on the 14th day she came back so i gave every ex-girlfriend another chance if they come back within the two weeks of breaking up that's the grace period you're an idiot but i look so good come on dan just come with me okay i don't know man fine don't come to the game but you're coming to the party i'll think about it okay there's nothing to think about don't be a [ __ ] you know megan's not even gonna be there maybe she will be she's not allowed in the house again and you know this i'll even put a sign on the door saying megan decatur go home right look i i just i just don't feel like me right now dan it wouldn't be a party without you besides all the seniors are getting a keg of coconut porter how much nothing dude it's a gift from the pledges fine okay i'll come for a little bit i'll have a couple beers that's it that's all i ask you sure you don't want to come to the house for the game yes i'm sure suit yourself see you later later brother [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] but it feels like i've known you hello tiny hey beautiful what can i get you i am supposed to meet liz have you seen her yeah she's in the bed i see her thank you hey girl uh just about time you showed up so sorry i was caught up talking to sarah wait she's still coming tonight right well yeah but she doesn't want to oh let me guess dave of course because it's always about dave she has completely forgotten about herself before that horse's ass they were together like what six months barely she's just not herself anymore and honestly because all the bitching and the moaning i'm getting sick of her yeah i know she used to be so much fun she's just a stick in the mud hello oh what can i get you guys oh i want a bikini blonde last time it was like a coconut quarter yes goes down real smooth can i have one of those yeah you'll really like that one yeah okay okay real talk what are you wearing tonight seriously i don't know you know me i don't know either i can't decide if i want to wear a skirt or not well do you want a bunch of guys or just a couple what do you think oh god where's skirt okay okay but i don't want to be the only one wearing a skirt though i'll get sarah to wear one or something okay you promise she's coming honey look at me ready she is going to go to that party whether i have to drug her and drag her ass there she will be there i love it that's okay it's okay oh that looks amazing you are a goddess among women dede thank you where is sarah again on a friday night my sentiments exactly did please tell me she's going to the party tonight she better she is still getting over dave the horse's ass oh thank god she didn't come he's over there right now what wait i didn't see him when oh i didn't see him when i came in what the heck is he doing here i don't know this is sarah's place he's never come here before oh my god do you remember he used to go over and make fun of her when you and i came out yeah because he's an [ __ ] i don't know what she ever saw i have no idea you know he's over there flirting with some girl right now what a horse's ass okay you said it so eliza layla right yeah tell me uh are you a transfer or something i haven't seen here on campus before i'm uh traveling chapter consultant for my sorority so just checking in on the house nice delta delta delta can i help you help you help you no alpha delta pi actually oh that's sexy yeah i like pie like i've never heard that one before let me guess lambda chi oh my goodness gracious there's nothing we can do about it now really mindy what are you doing watch me nope she is so bad uh-oh i'm going to lose my job yeah frats aren't really my speed yeah you could have fooled me i know a lot of fraternities that you'd fit right into oh thank you i gotta go wait sit and watch come on okay yeah you know people told me i should rush but the thing is i realize why the hell should i limit myself to one party permanently you know i mean oh my god what the hell get back get away from me you creep just get away yeah you just touched my food put these on put these on good girl i i did i didn't even see you there did you not see her i saw her i was looking at you hey is there a problem here he touched my boob tiny no i i did yes yes yes you did either you did you did it okay yeah technically i what the hell do you care anyway go back to stacking cups or whatever it is you do say what he he knew my name too that's because you're a [ __ ] mindy whoa whoa whoa whoa wait guys don't talk to the lady like that dude you're not part of this hey look i wasn't talking to you okay so why don't you go off or what you're gonna you bite my kneecap or something short stuff huh excuse me look okay everyone just chill out for a second here and shut up okay oh my god oh my god oh my god honey oh my god he didn't buy you that drink did he yeah you did it i put something in this oh yeah he definitely did no i didn't what did you do oh my god oh my god no no no no no oh my god you put something in my drink it's time for you to go no no no no no no it's not time for me to go okay look did everyone shut up please shut up tell me just shut up one more time bro shut up that's it oh my god look uh laura layla look i did not put something when you're drunk and i did not mean to do whatever with her bro you know what you're disgusting lauren layla whatever come on i'm not agreeing yeah you are i thought i told you just shut up oh yeah yeah you did and that's a little problem oh well i wasn't i wasn't dogging to you i think maybe we both said some things that that we regret shut up yeah did you touch this woman's breast i may have grazed them by accident apologize what apologize sorry wait what what was that i didn't hear it did you no come a little closer and speak a little louder can't hear it what was that i'm sorry i agreed you're open now get out i haven't even finished my beer yet i think you have a problem following directions why don't i help you yeah it's fine bye [Laughter] okay okay i have to admit now it's priceless and don't call 911 [Laughter] hey tiny i think he may have [ __ ] the floor see you might want to mop that up okay okay oh that was so much fun okay seriously though i'm gonna need you to make sure that sarah is coming tonight you know it's better when we travel in threes oh yeah there's that but then there's there's a whole rule what are you talking about you haven't heard about the whole rule no okay so when girls travel in threes there's the pretty one which is obviously me obviously then there's a smart one which is sarah and then there's the hoe and then there's wait are you saying i'm the hoe say a lot of proud vader [Laughter] oh you like that [Laughter] [Music] [Music] hey mom how are you i'm fine just studying no i'm going to a party tonight greg sup little bro how you doing uh not much man joe's making me go to this party tonight but that's not what college is all about you gotta focus on your studies your sat scores back good man good man it's just a party mom it's at the gamma pai omacron house don't worry mindy's going with me liz and a bunch of other girls too it'll be fine mom don't worry midterms don't start for another two weeks i've only got three of them i'll do fine dave no i haven't heard from him yeah single life's fine with me dude it's been two and a half weeks i'm sure i'll find someone eventually yeah sooner or later someone's bound to come into my life mom i just have to be patient just wait and see everything happens for a reason right it's just hard to find a reason for all this right now someday mom somewhere greg i'll find them or or he'll find me i'll just wake up one day and she'll be right there next to me i can wait i'll be patient this is not the most important thing in my life right now really mom i'll be fine i'm only 21 years old i've got my whole life to find her there's just so much i want to do right now being tied down with just i'm not worried hold me back look i i need to go i better get some studying done if i want to go out tonight i'll talk to you later little bro i love you i love you too bye later man [Applause] all right let's go giant [Applause] don't y'all think we should start cleaning for the party good idea yeah thanks russian why don't you start picking some stuff up he's getting a keg tonight i don't know one of the pledges i guess wait wasn't danny supposed to go get it no shot dude danny doesn't even want to come tonight what do you mean he doesn't want to come megan stopped by oh who's megan you don't know who megan is no megan decatur does that ring a bell uh nope but back in iowa there's this place called decatur county and every year they have the annual decatur county fair and you know what they had this fat style contest that's where you get your size as fast as possible and you bring them down to the fairgrounds and the fattest shower went ten dollars well decided with the money the owner did once when i was seven years old my fat son polly went third place i want a whole two dollars uh the next day i don't know what happened to polly but i tell you what my momma made the best darn bacon we ever had you know come thinking i never did find out what happened to paul touchdown joe you got to get danny come on yeah man it's his last gamble bash i know i know he just didn't need to see megan too dude he doesn't need to see megan ever so megan is his ed she's not just his ex freshie she's psychotic plus she's a brother banger uh what's that a girl that goes from fraternity to fraternity sleeping with as many brothers as she can before she gets caught and banned from their house daddy just happened to be the first scammer brother she got yeah but she also let him on and made him think she was serious about him and then hopped into bed with another one of our brothers who shall remain nameless unfortunately said brother didn't know that megan was with danny but megan knew that he was danny's gamma pie omicron brother so therefore she's a brother banger oh i get it and she's kind of like a road jumper back in iowa when older kids want to make out they head over to the cornfield off cherry lane there was this girl ellie mae johnson man she had her fellas meet her in a different cornrow every 15 minutes now after she was done rolling around the dirt and calling one fella and she don't hike up her [ __ ] and head on to the next there we go me i never hooked up with her because i don't heard stories about how she taking iroquois rock stop man she's shocking [Applause] oh my god you know she's not coming tonight right yeah i even told him i'd put a sign on the door telling her to go home man we really need to hook danny up with someone yeah like who dude what about my sister no your sister looks just like you except she's got braids let me just pay someone are you out of your freaking mind do you remember what happened the last time we had a prostitute in here not a prostitute [ __ ] we just gave some chick like five bucks to kiss him oh that's a great idea you know back in iowa we had the annual corn shelter festival right in the heart of my town and miss stribler the third grade teacher she had herself a kissing booth let me tell you man boys and even some curious girls line up miles on end just lay one on her and just for one whole dollar she opened my kitchen for a whole 15 seconds now if you gave her extra 50 cents you actually real nice she take her dentures out and make her mouth up gummy and mushy [Music] i'll get dan here tonight how you gonna do that i don't know how about beer for beer yes what's beer for beer thanks for volunteering freshie you have to drink as many beers as danny does tonight you go beer for beer oh i get it we did the same sort of thing back in iowa except it wasn't beer and it wasn't who puked first it's there we stunk up the bathroom first who lost you see we drunk this uh corn mud liquor instead we're drunk there's a big frosty glasses of oatmeal's pride kind of tastes like salt and butter you know the stuff you put on popcorn movies well it went down real smooth but once it hits your intestines watch out man we had fist fights to see who got to the bathroom first i messed up so many [ __ ] that way you know i couldn't tell my momma want my bowel spelling so when she took me to the um the proctologist dr warren with the greasy fingers and then i freshie for the love of god that's it you are going beer for beer with every single brother at this party could i have milk too you want to mix your beer with milk oh no me ain't nothing like that you see i just like chasing my beer with milk you see back in iowa enough freshly if you want milk you can have milk but you're drinking the same amount of beer now shut up and clean sarah come on let's go i'm in the middle of something mindy give me another hour no it's nine o'clock let's go hey oh my god you're not wearing that are you what's wrong with what i'm wearing nothing unless you want to go to the corner and ask for change i don't even want to go to this thing tonight mindy but you are and we're gonna find you clothes to wear look i'll just change my shirt okay yeah no you're finding a new man tonight sarah maybe i don't want to voila you want me to wear a dress yeah this is wearing one and i kind of told her that you'd wear one too why can't you wear it well because i'd have the unfair advantage duh plus i'm the pretty one put on the dress so what am i honey you're the smart one so that makes liz the hoe exactly that makes liz the hulk and these are great should wear stockings with this ah i don't know they're kind of a pain in the ass when you're drunk right good point hmm no no no no no there perfect how do i look you need makeup mindy come on just shut up and suck this what just kiss it like suck it a little is this what you do in your spare time it's for your lips it makes them look pretty what's wrong with my lips to shut up and kiss it okay come on you better stop scowling you're gonna have to get botox oh wait wait okay come on stop sucking stop sucking oh jesus look let's go there stay for an hour and leave okay can you just shut up so that you stop making me make mistakes on your face look let's see how it is it's gonna be nice who knows sarah you might find somebody that's worthwhile there you actually might have fun or maybe i'll wind up standing in the corner all night lose his bet i have to do the dishes for the next two weeks oh my god we're gonna have a fun time it's gonna be great something wonderful is gonna happen tonight okay look i feel it okay well i'm a miracle marker oh shut up oh wait wait wait wait do i'm gonna do your hair what's wrong with my hair nothing nothing's wrong with the hair what's wrong with my hair mindy nothing is wrong with your hair just flip it flip flip i don't know i don't think i'm ready for this yet ready for what flip back up this whole dating thing i was so happy with dave what if i never find anyone who makes me feel that way again oh my goodness gracious do you hear yourself what's the matter with you you used to be so much fun to hang out with and now you're just a dragon doll because the dave that's not true windy i'm just a little sad a little sad a little sad you've had your nose in a book dragging your feet ever since you found out that that donkey [ __ ] cheated on you forget it mindy i'm not going come here come here come here come here look at yourself look at yourself what do you see nothing mindy this is ridiculous i'll do the dishes okay no no no look at yourself you want to know why you see nothing it's because he reduced you to nothing he's gone serene he's still controlling you we can stop talking about this now no tough [ __ ] you're sad you're depressed and you're pushing your friends away yes all right yes i mean i'm obviously not capable of holding a guy's attention for very long i'm not pretty i'm too smart for my own good and i don't put out a you're delusional b he's an [ __ ] dave is an [ __ ] a s w h o l e ass whole maybe he started off great maybe it was wonderful but he turned into an [ __ ] it's over it is done and it is time to move on and it's best that you realize it now get your [ __ ] together and let's go over and go to a damn party because you have a bet to settle you're gonna win mindy i mean what code want to be seen with me anyway dan come on let's go i'm not going man why not cause i'm busy dude megan isn't gonna be there this has nothing to do with megan this has everything to do with megan look just lay off man you need to go to this party danny no i need to hone my craft i'm working this sunday what are you susie [ __ ] homemaker shut up joe come on dan look i'm not in a mood to go to a party tonight this is your last game of bash i know besides freshie's going beer for beer yeah with who well at first it was supposed to be with you but we figured he'd drink it under the table so now he's matching all the brothers well i can out drink freshly any day of the week twice on sunday well twice your size twice the experience experience there's not a lot to do in iowa besides drink and pick corn come on are you sure no pledge is gonna out drink danny barker i can't believe you didn't back me up dude pressure's a big guy man come on let's go brownies yes this party is jumping oh hey what time is it it's like 9 30 or something i don't know yeah well maybe later they may not have let us in lucky yes what is your problem are you still torn up over the two timer that's it i'm out of here sarah sarah sarah you're awake get away so do we have to like chase her now oh my god what the hell's the matter with you do you know what it took to get her here it's ridiculous i mean that was mean look i didn't want her to come if she's gonna salt and pop the whole time oh just go get bent just go go get back go okay i'll see you inside sarah want your way camera guys bro come on man put a smile on your face i'm going for a couple of beers and what do you want well i mean i want you to have a good time hey have you seen a girl about my hype brown hair wearing a blue dress yeah actually she just passed us wait where yeah right back there we'll help you find her if you want thank you so much yeah what [ __ ] crawled up his ass don't worry about it let's go find your friend thank you so much for the idea oh leave me alone wait up sarah who are you joe crosby well i hope you two have a nice time at the party tonight where are you going home what are you going home for there's a party right around the corner not in the mood for a party oh come on sarah look we walked all the way here you're gonna have fun if you're not having fun in an hour you'll have fun okay we'll go home if not are you kidding me no i'm not kidding do you promise okay blame me i promise regardless of whether i'm having fun or not i promise you'll have a light why thank you but if you want to go home in an hour then we'll go as long as it's after an hour okay but we have to wait in that line all over again no you won't i'm a gamer you ladies can just come in the game managers with me see great things are looking up let's go hello pledge brother monday number five 301 welcome to see you brother joshua crosby pledge of number 531 with a six-pound gamma back to the gamma phi omega house good job bundy sit down bud ah does danny come in yet yes senior brother cross we've seen her brother came in five minutes ago he was looking for a pledge by the freshie thanks bundy i'm gonna send footrobe out so you come in and party all right thank you brother cosby what do you have uh uh where's danny i just want to drag freshy outside so i'm at a table guys is the cake here yet no jay just took some pleasure to go get it is anything going on yet we got some canned some jungle juice and uh clearing out the garage once everyone's inside for a beer phone see come on come on sarah at least you can smile come on this is why i don't come to party before 11. hey uh who are those two girls you just brought in is this litter that's so much better one hour mindy one hour fine i don't know i just met him mindy and sarah okay hold the phone mindy i have dibs on her okay and what about sarah actually she's fair game man go work your magic don't mind if i do sucker okay okay speaking of which hi beautiful that's for you are you talking to me well yeah i'd love to shake your hand and introduce myself but they seem to be a bit full at the moment that is of course unless you'd like a beer thank you thinks he's getting something to stop nah ah isn't that bernard friends with hayden i have no idea yeah i think i've seen around here before yeah yeah maybe i could get him to entertain her while i entertain her friend good work yeah my name is alan sarah sarah your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night [Laughter] would you like to go find a seat somewhere sure all right well do me a favor and just keep danny drinking like a lot you got it okay [Music] i'm sorry did you uh did you say something no pledge master's talk did he did he say something's good mark yes sir pledge master suckalove really good job with the keg yeah really good job let me ask you a question how do you expect a beer to come out of that you want me to stick a straw in it where's the tap foot rob get the tap go go go go that's hot oh hey rick is that beer for me uh sure you are such a nice guy gee thanks you know what they say about nice guys come over here rick they don't always finish last you know maybe we'll see where i finished tonight maybe what i wasn't getting my own beer that's here got it yes yo hayden joe what's up brother what's going on man come on man hey um do you know a girl named sarah i know a couple girls named sarah i think uh this one has a friend named mindy though sarah dawson yeah i live next to her freshman year oh nice uh what's her deal sarah are you interested no no not in her and her friend mindy but minnie's not gonna stay unless sarah does so what's that whole issue that's going on see she uh she had a bad breakup i think she's going through like a really hard time sounds familiar yeah i'm actually surprised that she's even here tonight so listen do you think that you could like entertain her a little bit so i could chat up her friend mindy shout out or like no no um please never do that again yes but listen dude she's too busy babysitting and so i haven't gotten to say anything to her maybe an introduction all right i guess i could open the door and i'll walk right in i know you will all right that's what i'm talking about come on all right look i i can't promise anything but i'll do what i can promise anything dude i just need five minutes look sarah's my friend man just don't put me in a bad spot okay good i'm talking to you what dude yeah come on all right i would never let's go let's do it let's do it every night i go out i know the bartenders and the dj [Music] the good times what i'm about [Music] grooving [Applause] [Music] they ask will i stick around i just give my number and i'm on my way these girls they keep on coming right back but i don't answer there's no forget it come on jump i don't wear it was so disappointing that's embarrassing for him what did you do with something like that though ew what are you doing wait like like how like like like this oh my [Music] whatever alan i know you're hot and all but it takes more than that to get with me really yes well i just wanted to give you a taste of what you'd be hearing tonight well how about i give you a little taste want to go upstairs in your dream sometimes dreams come true and uh in all sincerity i was actually just admiring your pants my pants yeah your pants i think they're on fire my pants are on fire what are you talking about your pants are on fire because your ass looks hot oh god well actually they're baseball pants baseball pants really yeah cause i'm completely out of your league [Laughter] i see what you are [Applause] well played what are you thinking i wonder if he has a big dick oh no no really what i know [Laughter] you know we have a rule in the game of house no empty cups thanks how you doing uh not having a good time no not really sarah can i give you some friendly advice could i stop you of course not you're ruining your senior year you can blame dave all you want but you have the power to let go and move on have fun i mean you're not going to be able to relive these moments did mindy send you over here no why because you sound just like her speaking of mindy have you seen her no i think she's avoiding me all right well i'm gonna go try and find her look can you blame mindy you're at a party have fun seriously sarah you're doing it to yourself you're right yeah see here's our first time for everything thanks hayden you're the best i know let's go play some beer pong sure why not you're right i was like thank you welcome you're very welcome hey hey dede hey hey allen so um could you do me a favor what's that did you feel my shirt excuse me just feel my shirt okay do you know what that is cotton nope boyfriend material it seems a little clingy and hard to maintain bye no really bye right yeah bye that's a really nice butt i should have said yeah [Applause] oh man all right freshie let's get you a refill i think i saw a cow in the kitchen or something really no you're born well back in iowa joe [Applause] yo before you bro okay that rhyme are you seriously that drunk oh dude i can drink anyone on the table how many have you had already um i don't know like 10 12 17 eighteen nineteen you should slow down a little dude you don't wanna puke so soon into the park i'm not gonna puke i can drink anyone under the table you said that already they'll screw it where's fishy i'm not done with him yet oh what some of the other bible studies i'm not done with him yet you said that already screw it i said that too come on let's go inside why because i found a hot chick and she's got pretty friendly pretty cute that's it danny come on okay he's just the greatest guy and how long have you two been together two months oh my god you're so happy katie i know i am so jealous i know right some girls get all the laughs okay i know where i think uh he's here he's just getting me a drink good you just died that is so stinking smooth and i bet he has dropped that gorgeous oh he's cute oh he's taking over his dad's company in a few years so he has a solid future ahead of him well look who's gonna get her mrs degree okay seriously where can i find someone like that oh my god liz he's so not my type we were my partners in english lit and one thing led to another you just gotta stay away from the creeps okay but you know i am a creep magnet [Laughter] look i'm sure you've heard a lot about me it's not all true listen just cause you bring me a beer it doesn't mean i'm gonna hop in the sack with you look at you you're not even a gamma yet you're probably never gonna beat me oh really yeah and where would you even expect to take me mommy's basement don't flatter yourself seriously it's never gonna happen don't worry i have a girlfriend and you're not my type mm-hmm really yeah really [Music] your face my face let's make it happen oh never gonna happen can't you believe that guy he hit on me like a half hour ago why doesn't that surprise me frat voice [Applause] all right who's next you can't play we can't get each other smashed what about teams you two versus me and joe your pawn yeah hell yeah sure girls against guys let's do it all right let's go it's really good this is how it's done trust me i'm better [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] so tell me that i can't and i will prove you wrong because i'm at my best when i'm see this was all a plan to rise up to the top and now i'm on a roll but don't know how to stop so if i'm crazy [Music] this is who i am this is [Music] i am going to kick your ass shut up [Music] if i'm [Music] it looks crazy someone is finally loosening up well you know what one what the drinking game between me and mindy there was a drinking game and i wasn't invited i thought you knew hey who wants to do a keg stand do it sarah you're joking we triple dog dare you yeah come on i'll be gentle okay but you have to do unto you apparently you don't have to ask me twice be gentle you got it hold my drink i'll hold my dress done you ready yeah i got it i got it she's a pro she's been doing this all night [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] i ain't got no troubles i ain't got no problems [Music] running back [Music] you can't find your way again there's just one way out of here [Applause] [Music] is [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] well now [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh [Music] there off the stairs guess what what i want beer pong and did a keg stand congratulations another one of my scores oh goodness gracious [Music] at 47. honey if you would be at 47 you'd be dead you idiot right only the squat 11. and you have two shut the hell up sarah shut up it's mindy wendy getting all mad waddy look you won okay you won game over can we go home now please let's go home look around it's disgusting you're the one who wanted to come here in the first place minster this whole contest was your idea i didn't want to come and now i'm having a good time and you want to leave that guy has been looking at you all night i bet you can get a beer from him yeah right there right there see him right there really oh yeah yeah absolutely make it better i bet you a dollar that you can't get a beer from him you're on is your father an astronaut just don't okay then hi there hi i'm sarah brian are you having a good time tonight [Music] i have another cheer here i like you you're fun excuse me what do you think you're doing chanel it's not what you think are you talking to me well i ain't talking to myself look i'm over here having a nice conversation with a nice-looking guy and you have to come over here and try to ruin it for me why don't you turn your skanky ass back around and crawl from the rock you came out from now i know you didn't just call my ass skanky oh yes i did if the shoe fits honey lace that [ __ ] right up how about i lace it up your ass hi mindy hey i did what you told me to do i came over here and i flew with brian but this skank came over here and ruined my chances i know you're not talking about me oh yes i am yeah look listen mayor munchkin lane she's drunk can't you see that she's drunk yeah and your friend has been flirting with my man all night oh honey and i bet you that he was thinking about you the whole time so get over it mindy you told me he was staring at me all night oh oh you did did you well let me tell you something he doesn't ever have to look at anybody else you know why why because i got a job at hooters doing what washing dishes [Applause] what the hell is so funny you watch the dishes because you're what the hell is wrong with you tiny titty [ __ ] oh my god chanel sarah sarah okay okay i know i know okay okay come on let's clean up first yeah no no it's okay hey baby wanna get laid i thought you'd never ask [Applause] get a room okay can you believe her she is the hoe hey joe i'm so drunk no [ __ ] how many of you had i have no idea i look a lot more than freshy hell yeah more than fishy i could drink anyone under the table how many times do you want to say that tonight i have no idea where's that chick oh chick mindy dude i don't know no she's cute man so what's her friend freshy how the hell are you still drinking milk man that's impressive freshy dude he totally pumped all over you no come on man let's go get you cleaned up come on come on oh my god come on honey come here i know you got eddie uh-huh that's ridiculous i know honey i know come on oh i'm not blind i saw you looking at her i wasn't you hi you're doing it again she looks familiar hello lady shut the door we're busy [Music] oh my god okay no i know i'm sorry close the door oh my fault oh this sucks i know bed oh bed come on come on what i know i know it's all my fault i'm sorry i'm sorry just it's gonna be okay you're right yeah oh she'd do that to me i don't know baby look this is what we're gonna do okay we're gonna get you clean get you out of this dress i'm gonna look at me look at not look look look at me we're gonna get you out of the dress clean it and then we're gonna go home okay yeah now go get you something to put on stop playing with your dress stop playing with yourself here wear this ew that might be dirty i'm not wearing them oh my god then just smell it put it on i'm not smelling them are they yours yes sarah they're mine and they're clean now just put them off let's find you a shirt or something to put on sarah come on sarah wake up oh my god sarah come on wake up sarah come on come on wake up oh my god come on look they're playing beer balls outside look throw it down come on in there build the ball come on sarah they're playing beer pong fire of course i have to do everything for this child every freaking thing come on sarah come on come on at least you wore the black bra it's kind of cute oh my goodness gracious oh my god okay there come on we're gonna put put your pants on sarah come on let's do it stay up look see the pants put on oh my god usually i'm trying to get your pants off but i just want you to put on the freaking pants sarah sarah put on the pants come on really okay we're gonna do this oh my god sarah at least he shaved yeah if somebody comes in here i swear to god i swear oh what are you gonna do with you what are you gonna do come on wake up wake up wake up come on sarah wake up you're drunk come on the shoes first the shoes have got to go why did you wear these boots oh my god really are you kidding me i bring you to a freaking party you don't even get a pedicure why the freaking boots oh my goodness gracious let's get you up come on get you to bed sarah come on oh my god look i'm not gonna hold this over your head but there's no way that i'm going over and cleaning those dishes your legs are nice your ass is hot get your ass in a bed come on oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god somebody's coming somebody's coming oh my god they gotta go get you in together get you under the thing get you under the cushions and the covers yes okay close go go no dead bodies in here no hand okay okay you can breathe yeah you you stay there i'm gonna go dry your dress and then we're gonna go home okay but just don't don't jump okay don't you move come on in water's fine don't even think about it oh my god is there a laundry room in here yeah uh going down the hall make a right and go down the stairs and make a left okay thank you so much she's hot i know okay come on there he is all right [Music] danny yeah you stink i know beer and milk don't mix no [ __ ] you all right at least you didn't get any in your hair or anything i think i need to change your clothes yeah i'll run over and get you some why don't you just give me those smelly rags and i'll throw them in the wash or burn them or something i'm sorry dude you know this is all your fault i know i'm sorry where's fishy i'm gonna kick his ass yeah you definitely drank him under the table though that's what i've been trying to say this whole time like a child just lay back and go to sleep all right and i'll wake you up when i get back that's good okay all right there you go i'm sorry dude dan under the table my ass hi there i don't think you'd still be here of course where else would i be during a frat party yeah because the laundry room is the obvious choice right oh my god what is that smell you don't want to know yo skin more get in here just burn those get my pie give him a high give it mark run back to my apartment and get some clothes for danny look in the black dresser in the brown bedroom uh anything in particular i should get jeans in his shirt what do i look like tell me he'll figure let's go grab some clothes give me a single brother crosby right away sir oh skin mark yes sir burn these yes sir really what come on that is just pathetic oh come on we're just having fun no to each his own change his own come on uh don't you have a party or something to get to what are you trying to get rid of me no i just i i would assume that you'd rather be somewhere else than in the laundry room here yeah but you're here and and i would hate for you to have to wait all by yourself for the clothes to dry it's a 26-minute cycle i'm a big girl i can sit alone okay yeah it doesn't seem like it'd be very fun is that right but it would be fun if you were here with me that's up to you is that right with joe right you know joe in 26 minutes a lot of stuff can happen that's all i need [Music] [Music] get freaky girl get freaky [Music] [Music] got the clothes that damn it skidmark sorry here i'm sorry about that i mean i i've got to go get sarah i'm so sorry maybe i'll see you around campus yeah yeah yeah maybe [Music] danny let's go bud what what is going on that's pretty good man dude yeah damn hey sarah are we ready to uh what's going on um i put my friend to bed up here and he was all by himself there was no one else no no no no no when i brought sarah in here nobody was in bed with her okay well i didn't put them together i'm just trying to help my friend out okay he's a little drunk wait let me see this i take it that these are your friends yeah what are you doing well it seems like we have a little coincidence on our hands um what do you mean i sort of put sarah in bed and hit her before your friend got here yeah look i i brought sarah to the party to like have her meet someone and she really didn't and well she's in bed with your friend now okay and you want to just leave them and have them wake up together tomorrow any objections none danny deserves good beautiful oh wait wait what are you doing well let's make them a little more comfortable oh i love the way you think i love this come on sarah we're gonna move you over come on sarah oh man oh oh there we go here we go can't get that pillow yes squeeze there we go i think we did it oh my god oh nice oh that should do it she's going to freak yeah i know so is he um you need me to walk you home yeah my my work here is done that'd be nice let's go do that shall we yeah so no oh my god who who are you who am i who are you i'm not telling you who i am until you tell me who you are why not because i asked first oh my god i can't believe this [ __ ] you please watch your language oh excuse me little miss innocence what is that supposed to mean oh means i don't think you're as innocent as you think you are what are you talking about unless of course you go to bed in a brawl in boxers oh my god where are my clothes where am i you you brought me here whoa listen chicky i didn't bring anybody anywhere i don't even know whose place this is [ __ ] watch your language how dare you first you get me completely drunk and you bring me up here to try to take advantage of me while i'm like practically unconscious under no circumstances did i take advantage of you we didn't even have sex last night and what makes you so sure because i would never sleep with someone like you then what happened last night i can't remember just because you wouldn't normally sleep with someone like me doesn't mean that you wouldn't when you were drunk no no i wouldn't do something like that you can't even remember what you did then neither can you i got an idea ow what the hell are you doing i don't know i thought it'd be familiar or something the spark of memory mother oh anything no you nothing oh my clothes what's this that's mine these are my clothes at least it's dry now oh my god i remember i was going beer for beer with freshie and he dragged me this party and we had this stupid contest he was drinking milk with his i flirted with this girl's boyfriend they totally barfed all over me she got mad and threw a drink on me then joe took me up here to get a change of clothes mindy told me up here drag me up here next thing i know joe is dead so is mindy i'm sorry i said i never sleep with someone like you i'm sorry i hit you sorry i called you a [ __ ] you didn't call me a [ __ ] i didn't no oh well i i thought it well i better get home yeah was um nice meeting you considering the circumstances yeah maybe i'll see you around campus sometime yeah maybe hey yeah do i got breakfast or something i'd like that yeah cool uh just one more thing yeah what's your name [Music] where are you going [Music] and why are you gone so soon [Music] i just got used to playing next to you [Music] i don't have time or memories to waste [Music] it's nothing personal but this was a mistake [Music] i don't have anything to go on except my pounding head in you but how often do we get the just to start each morning new a second shot of first impressions what's the worst that we could lose every star comes at an end so where do we begin we can't talk about the weather how we ended up together in this bed made up suspiciously for two [Music] last night [Music] and see what's happening today [Music] what's your story and what's your game my full too many times i'm sick of being played we're both searching for love that's not a waste our paths are different but our roads sure look the same oh and we've been running round and round the bases now have yet to make it home what if we stop right where we fell and see two broken pieces [Music] how we ended up together in this bed made up suspiciously for two swap names and clothes with [Music] oh we can talk about last night

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Length: 89min 26sec (5366 seconds)

Published: Fri Jan 07 2022