What are they saying in Punch-Out!! - DuelScreens

[Applause] dong-joo secretin of us have you ever been playing a game where they say something in a foreign language but they don't give you any subtitles or translations for you to understand well that's what we're here for join us today on what are they saying in unlike our last video where we only focused on one language here we've got seven so Matt let's start from the bottom up with the infamous glass gel BOSU balls rule just speak glass Joe no boy right off the bat we got our medical error anyone who's taken a single year Frenchman no that's wrong he's literally calling himself a glass Joe instead of saying je m'appelle glass Joe hey Nick remind me what country this game was developed in Canada right correct and what languages do they speak up there English and French wait up bear hug in second if this isn't intentional something went very wrong son go mmm former legal books Soto silly oh quit complaining you act like you've lost 99 fights in a row oh wait if you're familiar with this version of punch-out you probably already know that every fighter has two versions of themselves contender and title defense mode in title defense mode they're stronger faster or sometimes have completely different moves but that also means they have new voice lines I think let me do a movie for my salty method top platform ballistamon don't boo key now listen to me we put a lot of time and effort blood and hard work into this video and the hardest trial we ever had to face was losing to glass Joe [Music] [Applause] let's move on before the shame catches up to us it already has next we got von Kaiser and if you were to translate his name it would be from the Emperor now he speaks fairly fast so pay close attention exactly ich banana comes Messina my nama Fong Kaiser cuckoo cuckoo dynasty not Islam [Music] [Applause] now Totten cafe is actually a compound word which means aunts tea implying teatime with your aunt juley why is this sucker always yelling why does he say that is his battle cry combat boots is he preparing for the almighty three shoe beating well don't you know Nick shoes are really dangerous weapon beams now the next fighter he faces disco kid but huh okay I think you can understand what he's saying right to you let's move on to the next foreign fighter King Hippo Nick I don't actually think he says anything at value of course he does it's just a very intricate and complex language like for example all right bad joke is bad let's move on to the actual next fighter piston honda [Music] Susu NDTV's I know they changed his name to piss in Hondo for legal reasons they'll always be piston honda in our hearts I mean hey even Doc Lewis references his old name but before we really start getting into his lines I'd actually like to bring up his headband which says Ichiban which translates to number one but let's rewind back to the any yesterday's horses nippon-ichi being Japan's number one however is also worth bringing up what he says in between rounds saying sushi kamikaze which means define win Fujiyama which is Mount Fuji and upon itchy well we just covered that [Music] [Applause] [Music] I find it funny that he names food when he gets knocked down well I guess he's just hungry neck he also between rounds references ancient proverbs seen Tony took through chemo mitosis he cool Piazza T all new thoughts okay to need or Zumba cause you with take cover - all smooth in most Asian cultures bowing is how you show respect towards others and in martial arts tournaments it's how you show good sportsmanship let's move on to great Tiger now the first few guys we were able to translate because we know people who speak those languages but we don't know anyone who speaks Hindi so these are rough translations from the internet to giv Ganga Abby maja [Music] [Applause] I'm actually where they might have a concussion can we please just appreciate how he goes Super Saiyan mid-fight [Music] [Music] and would you believe that this is the second most ridiculous thing this Pacheco bolo app me maka doobie ki how did the sensors at Nintendo not pick this up like seriously and now it's time for my favorite fighter for obvious reasons don't flamenco so let's start with this whole bullfighting stick first off Matador means killer for butcher but has become practically synonymous with the bullfighter Ola is just any other cheer like Bravo or hooray all right Nick dumb question what does Toro means DotA means bull so it's the way that the bullfighter gets the Bulls attention by calling it a bowl kind of like if you were to call your dog a dog speaking of dogs that's based ombre kimono more or less takers not the perfect weight loss Victoria what a boss let's knock him down a peg I should clarify but it does mean poor but when you say it in this context it's kind of like saying oh you poor thing [Music] [Music] que nunca Swiss - now Rosa negra [Applause] alright now it's time to crack open a cold one with our boy soda pop in ski your soda pop in ski yeah suddenly dude you down fun fact he used to be known as vodka drunk in ski but they had to change it for obvious reasons I think you can guess why now soda is a man of few words even to the point we could fit all the signs into a single page seriously look even though they changed it from alcohol to soda our Russian translator has pointed out that mr. paczynski has a bit of a drunken slur to his speech I've already been on a bleep eat too late oh my oh yeah my bad that's a third of coitus resumes you know more UV made a PITA [Applause] now it's time to finish this off with the one and the only bald bald just earth trooper crew boss Thomas no weird how he calls himself bald bull I mean even great tiger says his name in his native language I wonder what ball bull translates to in Turkish [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] just real quick I'm gonna call attention to this line in particular hey bunk make a baby with your suit I seriously have no clue how some these lines got past Nintendo sensors so you shall model of a real good job and I think that's a good spot to leave on hopefully this video was educational as well as entertaining we both hope you had as much fun watching as we did making it if we miss translated something let us know in the comments we got some upcoming videos and reviews in the wings so if you want to see them you can subscribe for more and I think we'll leave one last line to learn take it away Don [Applause] you

Channel: Duel Screens

Views: 3,648,152

Rating: 4.8909588 out of 5

Keywords: Duelscreens, nintendo, punch out, video game, nintendo wii, french, spanish, russian, german, japanese, language, translation, little mac, wii, What are they saying in, Duel Screens, punch-out, Glass Joe, 日本語, Von Kaiser, Piston Honda, NES, gaming, nintendo switch, Wii U, Bald Bull, Japanese

Id: bKEl2fvxixA

Length: 13min 41sec (821 seconds)

Published: Thu Mar 08 2018

Reddit Comments

[u/TheButtsNutts]

That’s a surprisingly edgy stereotype for Nintendo.

[u/BotchedAttempt]

All that work, and they completely missed that "Je suis Glass Joe!" isn't bad grammar. It's a pun. "I am a Glass Joe (glass jaw)!"

The game is made in a country where French is the predominant language, and he's got plenty of other grammatically correct lines. I don't know how these guys thought that they got this very basic French wrong on accident.

[u/[deleted]]

Finally some punch out recognition!!

[u/Darmented]

How is this on r/all

[u/Arch27]

Wilhelm Scream about 12:28 in that video, when Bald Bull charges the referee.