WEIRDEST consoles (that totally aren't fake)

hello and welcome to this is do you remember the Lawless time of 2006. the internet was was still pretty young at that time and it was just a lawless land pure Lawless thing is Lawless because you kept downloading stuff online that's true but what we did is we went back in our time machine and we found the 10 best no the test is not the word ten of the consoles 10 of the fake console so basically when Photoshop became something that people could easily pirate a way for people to create their own custom consoles PCS iPods whatever people want to make their own Concepts and pass them off as real so today Kenzie is put together 10 of the consoles that we are going to be ranking we're going to do them blind so Matt and I have not seen these yet so we're going to have to pull out a console and rank it from one to ten what we think is best worst and everything in the middle so we don't know what we're gonna see first yeah wherever we rank them on a scale of one to ten is where it's safe let's see the first one it is that we phone the Wii phone have you ever wished your Sega Dreamcast was back from the dad but also a Wii oh and look at that it's got Mario well it definitely like kind of gets the idea across that you know this is 2006 2007 because this is obviously pretty like real smartphones I actually don't hate it I don't hate it but I do see some flaws in it okay what's wrong with what's wrong is it's not very game it's like a long Game Boy I feel like if you were to hold it like you would oh yeah yeah like it's really high I want to rank this one kind of high I actually like this as a concept also though I feel like putting your power button right next to where your head holes go is gonna hit something this game I want to play conservative because like I don't hate this yeah but I love it and uh we don't know what's next P4 Matt that's inappropriate next up we have the PS4 not the to be confused with the actual PlayStation 4. oh no this was the concept okay there was a Oh I feel like a lot of these are gonna be a very specific theme of impossible transparent glass we've got ourselves a flat console that has a clear controller on that transparent glass you actually have like a screen and like touch buttons and stuff it's quite nice connected with glass tissue so you could just imagine as you got absolutely wrecked in Tony Hawk that you would just snap that thing in shards of glass would fly in your face I'm gonna rank this one kind of low in my opinion I want to say like I would say this looks way better than the current PS5 when I think of like 2008 crazy renders this is what I think about where are you at because I want to be here I yeah it's low it's low but do you think it's seven eight nine like we have to give ourselves some room like do you think that's the dumbest thing that we're gonna see today I'm gonna go eight eight next up we have what is that the Xbox 720 which is basically just the Omnitrix from Ben 10. I don't know what I'm looking at here and I don't like it do you remember when a lot of people thought that a lot of like computers were just gonna be like a gel based like slime brain this has got to be a tent right or I'll give you maybe nine this is right we're really early into this and I dude what's gonna be worse than this I feel like it's gonna be a nine okay I'll give you nine but I think this should be ten I'm afraid if we leave one two three open for too long we're gonna deeply regret what we have to put in those positions like this is gonna go downhill really really quick but I'm also worried that if we phone is number one all right next up we have a Wii p wait wait okay with a holographic projector on it so yeah yeah it's basically a Wii with the Wii remote but then you've got a holographic Pikachu so a dumb thing that Nintendo would probably yeah this actually seems realistic one of them what is it with a lot of future stuff where they like they try and shove Holograms it looks like such like a shitty technology in the future like how is this better than just an actual video call that exists today because it's not cool I want to see Darth Vader and 2D I want to see him in 3D I will also want to give this one low points because it's super lazy like at least these two are like somewhat interesting and kind of like unique this is just like a Wii with a projector on it do you think there's gonna be anything that's worse than this oh that's a real question lazy ugly it's gonna be ten we're gonna just commit to it right now and hope that the rest of this game goes well okay all right next up we've got wait can we just flip everything now no we go 10 is back no one is worst how would we write Common this is this is why I like this game so this is the PS3 which definitely just looks like some failed UFO it's lumpy can I just say something we're locked in right now I feel like eight nine for these was incredibly rough clearly this is not good is there any redeeming factor of this PS3 are there gonna be a good one do you think there's actually gonna be a good one on this list yeah I guess we gotta go with seven yeah I I mean this is bad I feel like the Xbox could have been higher because at least that one looked cool I think the PS4 should have been higher now next up we have oh this is a good one it's a good one it's just the Apple console they literally took an Xbox and then they rounded out the X's honestly this is really good I will have to mark ding them down slightly I feel like the Apple logo is not straight it is it's not straight definitely top three for sure this is this is I like this one I do have to ding them one other point and that only has a single port for a controller again this is automatically correct if you are playing with an eye box you're alone I would vote for number two on this one two I could vote one but I think votes who just keep our options open I like that one a lot okay right all right okay now we gotta take a break here we gotta like take a breather let's go really carefully at this point okay because I don't want to you're the one who's been so Cavalier no no no no yeah I know I made my mistakes I'm learning from them you came in like a wrecking ball all right we have the G well the disc inside of it is a 360. so at least have backwards compatibility I have a little screen on top too like that's like neat we got a uh a real design thing because we got an X going with the stand and then a circle what's another word for Circle Oracle 360. so I'm afraid that number one is about to be something terrible and we're gonna regret our decisions beauty of the game my friend don't play the game if you can't have a bad number one okay fine oh um that one of them is satisfying at the other ones we got oh the psp2 what if the PSP had a smaller screen and looked stupider they'll bet in the Q light [Laughter] oh here's the thing though it's so much chunkier though and like it's like taller it's wider it's more like shapely I don't know why what's wrong nothing man yeah that's what I thought we do have dual analog sticks but they're both the really crappy PSP like little nubbins we're definitely not number one do you think we could go worse than this because it's it's five or six yeah I agree it's five or six but do you think like do you think that we can that we're gonna go worse than this right now no you know what I'm thinking about is that number three should be number one right now Matt we're about to give something terrible to number one I would say six because I don't love it yeah oh god oh oh no I don't like this I don't like it is it possible for a mulligan can we move one no no no no no so one of my favorite things that we've started to do with with tier list is that we have a lot of rules that make it more fun for deciding there can only be one s tier and the other rule is that we have to have something in every other tier we're only looking this right uh rankings on looks alone so I didn't want to do a tearless on this one that's why I wanted to lay it out horizontally this fun I like this two more I'm so why do we leave number one to the end now we should fix something safe wait it's okay yeah this is our number one baby Xbox 360. actually like a nice design like it looks decent it's not too chunky decent sized display you've got all your buttons it's probably a little bit unregonomic because all of your buttons are flat do you think the next one there's not only better than that worse than these three now you know let's put dangerously let's look dangerously that means that whatever we get is our number one ranked console that never existed watch my face as I see it okay this is the number one console that never existed ready hey Matt yeah did my face show off no it just dropped in disappointment welcome my friends to a decade worth of fake console boiled down to the number one Victor the Nintendo Revolution how about this we make this 11. it's still one but it's just one one so it just hides back here this is the that's our list there you go see it's just right there it's right there it looks like a melted m64. it looks like a stable diffusion render here's a here's a mess up thing I could totally see Nintendo releasing this because they'd love to release up looking consoles this was the revolution so I assume that this is a concept of what the Wii was supposed to be and boy did they not get this right do we have to put this number one no no no no no Matt don't do it don't go home oh Bowser just like he just rolled in his grave he died after seeing this list and then rolled around in his grave okay okay can we just say this is the canonical this is list no this would be should be number one no I actually think no this is my favorite this is my favorite you're wrong it's your opinion that you're wrong about let us know in the comments below what you think about our tier list and which of these consoles would you actually want to have actually existed this guy right here I would actually buy an Xbox it looks like that like that's General maintain though that every single one of these looks better than a PS5 the PS5 is weirdly lumpy yet sharp it's it's like it it's sharp lumps you should get those checked out man well yeah let us know what your ranking is comment all of them one through ten using the exact I want to see every comment with your one through ten on here if I don't see it so help me God I'm gonna cry like follow subscribe zero people are gonna do that

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Length: 10min 33sec (633 seconds)

Published: Tue Aug 22 2023