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hello and welcome to this is steam comments can get pretty weird I only listen and purchase games to someone who has over a thousand hours in their review if you've got 700 hours can I really trust your opinion I don't think so we're gonna play a game where Kenzie has provided us with a bunch of comments on some sort of steam review and we're gonna have to try and guess what the game is but we did not do well last time you just got a twist for us this time to handicap it because we are Gamers who compromise and we're gonna compromise with this little twist so first of all I've paid ones that that are made up and no one's ever heard of there might be a few of those but second of all you guys get three chances you can say before I write down my answer I want to see the tags and you can do that three times okay so use them wisely all right so there's some strategory that's about to take place I'm gonna go Alpha gamer mode on this one you only play Pokemon no this is replay the spin-offs are very different Matt this game does a good job describing what I do to my victims in my basement yikes boy that's a way to start okay all right it's gonna be something that's not what we're expecting right so you think like oh it's gonna be like some like I don't know spooky game or whatever no it's actually gonna be like bug snacks or something it's from also it looks like 2015. yeah maybe it's a little bit of an old oh wait wait that actually that's a big thing so from 2015 this is gonna be an older review here's my advantage as I speak Russian can you read it that's more important no okay I'm thinking it's like cooking mama or something like don't shake the baby don't shake the baby it's not right but I'm going like I'm going with this answer just because okay ready three two one DOTA I said CS go an obvious one oh my God we're so dumb the problem is Surgeon Simulator is a terrific game and I was playing this in like 2013 2014 look what it came out here's why I immediately don't want to play it because I can see what's inside Donald Trump well we're not after a good start yeah maybe the second one will do better surprisingly complex combat system for a dating Sim and the one I would say is not on Steam locked in I'm very confident if we pull the types which I don't need to I know what genre of game this is I'm feeling mildly confident about this one I'm not ready three two one Fire Emblem fire so I was thinking I said Final Fantasy 14. that's my main concern but I'm just gonna go with it all right oh my god Hades okay this is one of the horniest games ever yeah I love this game everyone wants to in this game well you know what it's it life imitates art um we gotta set this up we're old for two I think we need to start pulling in some of our lifelines with the with the tags the game designers prohibited me from spreading the Adoration and Delight of Jesus Christ they are Sinister creatures in this world and I won't stop until the point where they have been sent the repulsive pit where they originated from in the event that you additionally play this disgusting eyesore you call it game you will likewise feel God's fury like Neopets yeah this is good they probably got banned for like talking all like much like Jesus C in the chat or something that's that's gonna be my guess can I just preemptively say I need tags on this one yeah VR free to play memes multiplayer anime I'm just gonna just make a guess I don't think this was actually technically out at the point but I'm just gonna give it a try everyone ready three two one VR Channel yeah boy no I'm competing against you let's go boy yeah this makes sense though someone got banned because they uh couldn't spread the good word in VR chat when everyone's trying to be annoying and I don't know I've never been VR chatting four out of 5 Stars didn't get five out of five because there's no piss jug or poop bucket so it doesn't feel real this game scratches an itch that you never know you had it's like doing coke for the first time ah breaker one nine here this here is rubber duck you got copy of me Big Ben come on yeah okay it's clean clear the flag down come on that's a big pin board there big pen all right all right I should think I know I got this one I think I know this one too I feel very confident that it is in fact one truck simulator semi truck simulator American Truck Simulator that's okay we both got that one I think I get an extra half point because I said uh semi no it's GTA with less traffic and your vehicles only have one horsepower from 2019 285 hours on record and that had 23 at review time I do know this one though I'm very confident in this one I don't need to see anything else no this can only be one game ready two one red dead two yeah yes I'm glad I didn't actually guess Red Dead last time because I was close to it what I'm learning about this game is that Matt and I are on the same dumb level uh we only get the Normie casual games and every cool game that Kenzie throws out we're like I don't know is it her new pets because we've touched grass well I don't like to make habit of it don't tell people I touch it I just you know only a fearful employee is an efficient employee as an external consultant hired by the German company Peak Performance your job is to clean up dysfunctional facilities by the Reconstruction of the work environment I think I know this one as well I don't need to see the tags on this write your answer down then I'm going to talk I think there's an obvious answer that Matt and I are both going to immediately think about and I think it's wrong but I'm still going to give that because that's the safe answer we don't have the date though my yacht my gut it's actually portal 2. yeah it's definitely portal 2. well I put job simulator well I put Among Us let's go so Matt you have taken the lead and we still each have two sets of tags so if we need a little bit of a Lifeline we've got it you know what that was that was good I never read it I feel like I got struck by lightning can't raise the cap zero out of 10 from February 193 hours boy oh boy I know this one I've got this one down um so easy don't you dare no I know what you I know what you want to say it's not bad okay well then I've already written mine down so you can say whatever you want you can't risk the cat oh that unlocked my answer and jrpg story Rich anime great soundtrack what oh God I am so wrong I am so wrong okay ready three two one stray Persona 5 Royale correct oh you thought stray dude half the time is just sitting down purring I literally cannot close this game I tried going into the command prompt and forcing it to close and it literally still running somebody help me update I was able to close it after six long hours of crying softly and begging my computer to be strong and fight off the rats update I am the king rat I don't know how you feel I'm gonna get I'm gonna ask for tax how many tags on this too I think I know what it is but 2015 may be slightly making me second guess cult classic physics Indie Gore puzzle oh wow I'm glad I pulled the tags because I was about to say something very different I have a guess that I don't feel strong about at all I'm gonna throw like the dumbest answer out there because I can't think of anything else I'm just gonna throw this out there I don't think it's right but Ready Set Portal 2 Dishonored bad rap the rats Revenge any team gamer worth their assault has this game in their library because it is one dollar but it is regularly on sale for 10 cents and it is like the most like gag gifted game I am not worth my win in salt and let me tell you that's a lot of songs after 800 hours my view has changed to Mankey yes Game Goodbye give money to Banana Emporium 892 hours on record what the dude wow that's so many hours ape Escape it's not ape Escape Super Monkey Ball Austin have you learned nothing in the five years that we've been together no what have I learned because it is Bloons Tower Defense sticks oh Super Monkey Ball oh wow this is I got this one wrong last time too here's the thing though this seems a little unfair because uh Kenzie well knows that you're a big balloon's head uh I don't see any games that Austin likes to play on here because Pokemon is not on Steam your lead is beginning to become insurmountable I'm gonna need to Ace the last few I have to get them wrong and you have to get all of them right yeah in order to tie that is uh essential correct uh or I'm gonna cheat they gave me a code for this game with my new graphics card in order to express how my delivery guy felt during the delivery I'm so sorry bro one of the best dad simulators out there Top Notch I once let my dad spend 40 hours trying to connect our internet in the 90s while taking care of his five children same Vibe here I mean like my first thought would be something like maybe like PC simulator but that's not it I think you know what this is and you're trying to pretend like you don't no I don't know I'm gonna need tags on this one yeah I have no idea all right story Rich open world walking simulator action that's not helpful I burned my tags that makes me so much more confident in what I just wrote down I literally have nothing it's hard um not hard this is the easiest one on all of them and I'm including balloons in that Kenzie told me that she's gonna put the same one in here oh oh oh I know it's God oh I was able to think about it okay okay death stranding yeah can I get half a point extra because I I drew the baby no all right I gotta reset I gotta mentally like reset here because I almost tilted there and I almost threw it away laptop managed to cook an egg while playing this can't wait for the expansion that hopefully will allow it to cook my dinner good if you have NASA computer oh I'm actually going I'm actually going a little out there with this one I don't feel super strongly about this but I know it's a very demanding game that people probably yeah yeah bring up all right okay ready three two one cyberpunk I said Star Citizen it is time dude I'm sweating over here was it that obvious yeah okay well I won't give you the answers anymore you didn't give me the answer Kyle has us on his wish list thank you Kyle I actually don't play video games because I'm too busy getting 25 years and they stopped managed to fit this whole game into one disc 10 out of 10. what's okay you're sold it fits on multiple discs got it all right you ready go uh unfortunately I am three two one final fantastic seven remake yes because they split up the game into multiple Parts after five years I know two things I know Bloons Tower Defense six and I know Sid you don't think I would have jumped on Civ how about this I ate this one and I get Triple points and catch up not fair learned how to take two guys and got insane ball handling I think I actually might know what this one is that's a great review yeah I I feel okay about this one three two one rocket League I said NBA 2K and you're correct thank you very much for watching this episode of this is let us know what you want to see next time on Austin and Matt don't know Steam games and make sure to subscribe to the channel so that Matt can quite literally dunk on me again next time I'm not happy call Dolly Parton because the score is nine to five [Applause] working knob two five what a way to beat up Austin next time on this is we do a Pokemon quiz so I can win like follow subscribe catching the next one

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Length: 11min 42sec (702 seconds)

Published: Fri Aug 11 2023