Weekend Update: Peyton Manning on the NFL Playoffs - SNL

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>>> LAST WEEK'S NFL GAMES WERE MAYBE THE MOST EXCITING WEEKEND OF FOOTBALL EVER, AND THE PLAYOFFS CONTINUE TOMORROW WITH THE AFC AND NFC CHAMPIONSHIPS. HERE TO COMMENT IS HALL OF FAME QUARTERBACK AND TWO-TIME SUPER BOWL CHAMPION, PEYTON MANNING. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> THANK YOU, EVERYONE. THANK YOU. THANKS FOR HAVING ME, COLIN. >> I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE HERE, PEYTON. YOU PROBABLY HAVE A BETTER PERSPECTIVE ON THIS THAN ALMOST ANYONE IN HISTORY. HOW GREAT WERE THOSE GAMES? >> YEAH, I HEARD THEY WERE INCREDIBLE. >> YOU HEARD THEY WERE INCREDIBLE? >> YEAH. SOUNDS LIKE ALL THE TEAMS DID A GREAT JOB. LOTS OF PASSING, AND ALL THE TOUCHDOWNS WERE IN THE END ZONE. >> SO YOU DIDN'T WATCH ANY OF THE GAMES? >> WELL, I PLANNED TO, BUT I HAD AN HOUR TO KILL BEFORE THE FIRST GAME SO JUST FOR FUN, I PUT ON THE FIRST EPISODE OF "EMILY IN PARIS" SEASON TWO. AND I WATCHED THE ENTIRE SEASON STRAIGHT THROUGH. OH, MY GOD, COLIN, THIS SHOW HAS EVERYTHING -- ROMANCE, ADVENTURE, SENSUALITY, CULTURE, A FRESH TAKE ON FEMINISM -- FINALLY. NOT TO MENTION, A CULINARY TAPESTRY SO RICH, I CAN ONLY DESCRIBE IT AS FOOD PORN. >> WOW. WELL, I'M GLAD YOU ENJOYED "EMILY IN PARIS." BUT IN FOOTBALL NEWS, DID YOU HEAR THE RUMORS THAT TOM BRADY MAY BE RETIRING. >> YEAH. I'M NOT SURE IT'S TRUE. I THINK IT'S PROBABLY JUST SPECULATION. BUT IF IT WERE ME, I PROBABLY WOULD RETIRE, TOO, IF IT GAVE ME MORE TIME TO WATCH "EMILY IN PARIS." I REALLY THINK FOR TOM RIGHT NOW, IT'S JUST A TOUGH DECISION BETWEEN BALANCING HIS CAREER AND RELATIONSHIPS, SORT OF LIKE EMILY. LET ME BREAK IT DOWN FOR YOU. THIS IS A CLASSIC SHOWDOWN BETWEEN EMILY'S CAREER AND HER LOVE LIFE. EARLY ON, THE Os WERE GETTING COMPLETELY DOMINATED BY THE Xs, AND THERE WERE LOTS OF Xs, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. >> I DO NOT, KNOW. >> GABRIEL, MATHIEU CADAULT, TIMOTHY, DOUG FROM CHICAGO, OBVIOUSLY. NOW EMILY WANTS TO GO DEEP ON A RELATIONSHIP WITH GABRIEL, AND TO GET AHEAD AT WORK. BUT AS LONG AS CAMILLE IS BLOCKING HER, SHE'S GOT TO GO THROUGH HER PROGRESSIONS AND CHECK DOWN TO ALFIE IN THE FLATS. SURE, IT FEELS LIKE A BROKEN PLAY, AND SHE'S DUMPING IT OFF, BUT EMOTIONALLY, SHE'S MAKING FORWARD PROGRESS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> I GOT TO ASK, PEYTON, HOW MUCH TIME DO YOU SPEND ON THIS? >> AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THE COACHING, OKAY? HER FRIEND MINDY SERIOUSLY TOLD EMILY TO BREAK HER PINKY PROMISE TO FORGET ABOUT GABRIEL AND STAY TRUE TO ALFIE? SACRE BLEU, MAN. IT'S ALMOST HALFTIME OF SEASON TWO. YOU'VE GOT TO CALL A TIME-OUT THERE. OOH-LA-LA? MORE LIKE, OH, NO YOU DIDN'T, GIRL. >> I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT. I'M NOT SURE. >> BUT YOU KNOW WHAT'S NOT SITTING ON THE SIDELINES? THE FASHION. STRIPED PARACHUTE PANTS, PLAID NEWSBOY HATS, FUR-TRIMMED CARDIGAN, AND FINGERLESS DRIVING GLOVES? SHE MIGHT NOT BE DRIVING A CAR, BUT SHE SURE KNOWS HOW TO DRIVE AN EPISODE DOWN THE FIELD WITH THESE LEWKS. BY THE WAY, THAT'S LOOKS BUT IT'S SPELLED L-E-W-K. >> THANKS, MAN. YEAH, I GOT IT. HONESTLY I JUST CANNOT BELIEVE THAT YOU JUST SPENT TREN STRAIGHT HOURS WATCHING "EMILY IN PARIS." YOU COULD HAVE SEEN JOSH ALLEN, PATRICK MAHOMES, ONE OF THE BEST QUARTERBACK DUELS IN HISTORY. >> SURE, WATCHING FOOTBALL WAS THE SAFE THING TO DO. THAT'S WHAT EVERYONE EXPECTED ME TO DO. BUT IF I'VE LEARNED ANYTHING FROM EMILY, IT'S TO FOLLOW MY PASSIONS AND ALWAYS BE TRUE TO MYSELF. THE FRENCH HAVE A SAYING -- PARLEZ-VOUS FRANCAIS? WHICH MEANS, "YOU DO YOU, GIRL." >> I'M PRETTY SURE THAT JUST MEANS "DO YOU SPEAK FRENCH?" >> I DON'T SPEAK FRENCH, COLIN. BUT THANKS TO EMILY, I SPEAK LOVE. >> WOW. SO YOU THINK SEASON TWO WAS EVEN BETTER THAN SEASON ONE. >> WAIT. THERE'S A SEASON ONE? >> PEYTON MANNING, EVERYONE. >> GO, BILLS! THEY'RE STILL IN IT, RIGHT? >> FOR "WEEKEND UPDATE," I'M COLIN JOST. >> I'M MICHAEL CHE. GO TO BED.
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Length: 4min 25sec (265 seconds)
Published: Sun Jan 30 2022
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