Weekend at Bernies

You are now entering a world that is extremely fuck In this world EA makes good videogames And Sonic 2006 Is a universally hailed master piece. You are now entering The Dunkey Zone Hey guys today I'm playing Wweekend at Bernie's also known as five nights at Freddy Cougar's Llegend of the Door Conservationist In this game You open and close two doors so I decided to spice it up a little imanna play Other scary games while I'm playing this game to actually make it a challenge for A master like me--so Now on the show stage-let me explain; there's supposed to be two robots on the show Stage at all times, so look they're both there Later on in the game they'll run around and try ta spook me So we're alright for now we're gonna start with Silent Hill one of the Scariest games Of ALL TIME See? Uh this game is actually one hundred haunted At the minimum ah-but this- I have actually acquired Its-- especially haunted copy y-you hear that? This game isn't supposed to have Any audio Oh god This is haunted Aww boy lookit that Yup I like how that's supposed to be like that This is- this is a haun- this is haun- this is haunted This is seriously a- this is a- this isn't a joking matter I found an alien life form uh some kind of haunted ghoul So imanna go ahead and take them out with my lazer gun Yeah I think I got him so Now let's walk over to uh Silent Hill To s-- get to the bottom of this mystery uh-on-- I a-- as you can see I'm now entering the hell realm What is that? Haunted monkeys? Aww man This game is bananas I got her, wake up baby Wake up... wake up baby, wake up baby Wake up baby, come on wake up Pretty good game guys, am I right? Uhh let's check on this area over here I'm hearing a lot of scary noises There he is. There's one on the robots, he's sitting right outside the door So imanna go ahead open it because this game is fucking Boring uhh hopefully he'll just come in and kill me then Come on Come on What is he doin--he's just standing there Well you snooze, ya lose Bozo Uhh oh! There's another robot approaching from the right hallway now He's uhh is currently occupying the restroom Oh where'd the rabbit go? Probably stopped playing this game It's so boring [Loud scream] Alright [clears throat] We're don--we're done with this game Uhh Sonic The Hedgehog This issa quality game this- I'm not scared I'm not scared to play the other games, I just wanna play a good game right now That's so-that- ya know the spooky games... you know They- theyre atmospheric But they got no gameplay So that's why I gotta go and play classic Sonic... NOT that im scared Just cuz I wanna play a good game right now Umm I remember the backgrounds being a lot more animated And I don't remember all these disembodied corpses from Sonic Thats Sonic... Wait why was I playing as Tails?! Oh god What have I done? This isn't Sonic at all This is... HAUNTED Sonic This is the-- [Loud scream] [Loud scream] Ah, oh no, what is this?! [Incoherent crazed mumbling] [Incoherent crazed mumbling] GET [Incoherent crazed mumbling] OUTTA THERE TAILS!!! GET OUTTA THERE GET OUTTA THERE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!? WHAT ARE YOU--?!?! So it- it turns out that Sonic the Hedgehog is actually the scariest game in the entire world I'm gonna go back to the- Weekend at Freddy's Hopefully the-th-- robots have settled down Uhh I'm not seeing anything But its creaking and the howls all the lights are off And I'm very scared right now Ahh, oh! He's just sitting in the closet So yeah... I think we're good Now that I'm having a nervous breakdown let's go ahead and play Resident Evil, a game that's over a million haunted Ahh hes now mistake--you think you can get a trained Navy SEAL? Look at this. BWA BWA BWA BWA BWA! That's how they train you to shoot ba-- Aww now I'm cornered I'm definitely cornered, yeah Definitely gonna have to get out of here You guys will never get me WheeHAAA! That's it zombies. You makin' me break out my ultimate move. Now you can see my in my true form baby! Alright turns out Resident Evil 3 Is actually the funniest game of all time So now I'm not scared at all Im jus--I'm completely over it now Oh my god Ah that's- I'm scared now, I'm scared again. Did you guys hear that shit? It was a--He's in this room. You can't see him but he's- no he's in that room

Channel: videogamedunkey

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Keywords: dunkey, videogamedunkey, five nights at freddy's, fight nights at freddys, five nights at freddies, five night freddy, scary, horror, scary game, Survival Horror (Media Genre), funny, comedy, spooky, Hilarious, Media (Industry), Ghost, Ghosts, Haunted, five nights at freddys

Id: YvMCeGLzTWE

Length: 5min 33sec (333 seconds)

Published: Wed Oct 29 2014

Reddit Comments

[u/Jazzun]

Pretty sppooooooooky dunklee

[u/roberoonska]

What is the game about the robots actually called?