''ROBLOX!'' "Be anything, build anything." Aw, look guys, it's Iron Man! And his partner, Incredible Hulk! They even got Luke Skywalker with his famous motorcycle T-shirt. ''Millions of players!'' Hello? Is anybody playin' this? Maybe there's somebody in this donk- OH MY GOD! JPEG of Puss in Boots! Now come on, Roblox. Don't be playin' me like that. You kno- OH MY GOD! HE'S EATING MY BRAI- Run, baby, run! The cops are trying to get you! You gotta escape! Leah: AAH, THEY GOT ME! I'm free! I can- No- Dunkey: He shot my hair off! Can you defeat the Dabbing Squidward? Leah: Woah, there is, like, actually other people in here playing.. That must be some sort of mistake. [ distorted trumpet sound ] Dunkey: What? Leah: What? Dunkey: Do you hear that? Leah: What is that? [ Dunkey laughs while distorted trumpet plays ] Leah: Thank you!
Dunkey: Okay, now baby.. Drive the motorcycle over the lava. [ Dunkey laughs ]
Leah: FUCK! [ distorted trumpet continues ] Dunkey: DONKEY KONG, WOW! Donkey Kong, what are you doing with all of this toxic waste? I am the king of minecart levels. C'mon medium? C'mon, please. Dunkey: Here we go. WHA- WHAT THE FUCK??? AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Again, again, again. [What a Thrill..]
Again, again, again. heheheh.. This time, I'm ready for hard difficulty. That is a bald eagle with a Google shirt, but the center of the shirt is a poster for Indiana Jones and he has Obama pants. Now I have seen it all. This is how Donald Trump sees life. DO I DRINK THE MOUNTAIN DEW? I'M DRINKING IT, I'M DRI-- AH, EH- OH, MY GUY DIED! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Leah: Get in, look.
Dunkey: Okay. Leah: Come in.
Dunkey: I'm comin' in! Let's go. Leah: Oh! Dunkey: Take me to, uh... I wanna go to Pizza Hut. Leah: You're too heavy! Leah: I'll try again. Oh shit! Dunkey: Babe, please. Only a big strong man like me can hold this baby carriage. Okay, now you- you come over here. You ye- yeah, there we go! Okay, now we bring this guy in, right? And he comes in, there we go. Welcome, to MichaelSoft headquarters. Look! It's Windows 10 on a TV! Oh my god. This time, this time I'm gonna win guys, wa- I got this. Hey! What? Race didn't even start yet, he already left! What's that piece of sh- Get back here! I ain't lo- I think I'm gaining up. Oh, there he is! His car broke down! His ca-shit- his car got stuck! See ya, idiot! See ya at the finish line! I'm gonna win! I'm finally gonna win! [ gets stuck ] Wu- what? No, what is this!?! No! [ sad piano music ] No...NO...Not again! You ca- YOU CAN'T! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! What the fuck? It's one of the servers. Yeah. I can see why they picked this to make a toy out of. ♪ Hey now, get your Game Boy ♪ ♪ Get your game on, get game! ♪ Thar she be, maties! The finest ship in the seven seas! The Shrek Shi- Hey! Wh- HEY! The fuck, you guys!? You know what? Fuck you, guys. Ooh, what's playin' at the movie theater? Oh, Gravity starring George Clooney! Wow, he is good in this. That is of course, George Clooney on the left there. "Oh my god, it's Jacksepticeye! He's here with us!" All you guys get away from us, I'm a professional YouTuber, okay? [ unintelligible nonsense ] Last episode of Dunkey Ball Z, Dunkey hadda fight a bald guy! And he shot his arms off. Just like the real Dragon Ball, boys. That's it! You're making me use my ultimate move! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! It did absolutely nothing. Aw man! They're fighting me with their ultimate power! They's it imma have to turn into my Super Duper Super Saiyan One Billion Mo- They got Wal-Mart. And look! It's Burger King! Why is this in here? "Let's go, guys!" Ooh ooh! We got two coming garage! "I'm gonna fuckin' shit on these kids." Watch and learn. Ok, yeah. Looks like they even have the wall hacks on in here. The AWP. Now. This works better than the real thing! Ooh, they got League on here. "I love to play League of Legends, so I made this game!" Okay. Two of my guys are AFK in base. So far so good. Leah is trying to gank me. That's so cute. That's it. I'm done playing League of Legends on Roblox. Awesome, yeah! "You need 15 Robux?" Yeah, whatever. AAWWWW, LOOK AT ME, I'M AWESOME! I'M ON A DRAGON! Leah: That cost 50 dollars, what you just did there. Dunk: What? [ Leah cracks up ]
I just spent fifty real dollars on this? Leah: I think so!
Dunkey: No! "You put your information in Roblox?"
Dunkey: No, just my credit card number. [ Leah is still laughing ]
"Why the fuck would you do that?" ''ROBLOX - IT'S FREE!''
That was definitely worth the 15 robux
That CS:GO level is actually ridiculously well made, I played it a few months back.
Couldn't even defeat the dabbing Squidward smh.
I thought Dunkey was done playing League?
This is like a fever dream.
Anyone know where I can get a collectible version of Luke Skywalker with his famous motorcycle t-shirt?
I hope they bring it back in The Last Jedi.
The CS game is actually kind of neat.
Seems like the ROBLOX community is infatuated with Shrek for some odd reasons.
WHAT A THRILLLLLLLLL