We played an IKEA Battle Royale game

have you ever wanted to fight your friends in the middle of an Ikea excuse me idea well I have the game for you retail Royale the game describes itself as a chaotic Battle Royale inside a furniture store where everything is a weapon and I gotta admit they are not lying this game is an absolute mess in the greatest of ways because I could simply throw a sectional sofa like I'm throwing a football down the field so yeah I guess enjoy myself puffer blarg and Grizzy fighting to the death in a furniture store it doesn't get any better than this please leave a like on the video if you enjoy it oh Don't Look Down hold on I want to look down I want to look down oh man put those those strippers away [ __ ] Kendall no dick bro what am I dig at what I did make it private by accident by the way so it's just gonna be us for pick a spawn like wait are we going again it's free for all wait I didn't pick I'm in the Box I'm in a box is this part of the animals in Madagascar fell all right Ben Stiller at the beginning of Madagascar yeah hey guys if you see a guy running around with a big [ __ ] uh shelf over them that's not me don't go for him okay we'll do not even hey you want a shelf I got a shelf for you I'm throwing pencils out for you sir you need to you need me to take this to your car to take this to your car stop throwing [ __ ] at me for just making names where they just like throw an egg over the over the next aisle cut to footage of basketball net with basketball going in haters will say it's fake you guys literally throwing a [ __ ] three-piece section oh man you [ __ ] at me again Grizzly I'm gonna throw something in the air look for it okay it's it's gonna be a uh it's gonna be a sofa ready I am looking this way everybody lined up let's play Jack jackpot just go go all together I'll throw it I'll throw an item towards you you gotta catch it all right jackpot all right good how far is that gonna go points [Music] all right I was really hoping it would blow up oh Jesus all right one one that's mine that's mine [Music] don't go see it how many points uh 450 450 450 450 450. send it back okay wait what happens when you die Matt come here okay you guys are out of control oh great kill him bedtime what is the teaming what is this teaming he was chasing me what do you mean oh look sofa dude this is literally my nightmares oh what a bunch of smooth guys chasing you with knives oh God back demon oh no I'm dead all right okay we're playing a serious game yeah all right let's play Super serious all right what the [ __ ] holy [ __ ] I'm cat piss Everdeen I ain't got no oh you're one cat piss on my jeans acquires lock but tons what the [ __ ] is this the whole map is shaking again for me yeah no it is the phone ringing under me wait a minute dude why does everything go black and white because you're running up all your what do you mean Matt is that you is what me answer the phone Matt oh okay that's just creepy answer the phone Matt hey maybe I gotta go up here and get a little aerial view dude who's that way over there I see someone hello hey the phone's over here if you want to come try to find it I'll come try and find them who else is up there I saw someone oh wait someone's up there no one's up there you're you're crazy [Music] who's that [Music] he's in there somebody's in there with the phone I just heard it I'm not the one with the phone Matt's the one with the phone did you plant it in my keister while I was asleep maybe my keys during a phone what's it to you it's my butthole I need one wood you can break boxes for wood oh you're supposed to break them yes you can break it with your you can break it with your hand your ax anything I'm hitting a [ __ ] couch and I'm getting wood yeah mine's not working you gotta hit a bunch I mean how much is a bunch holy [ __ ] you do have to punch it a lot I'm finally learning how to play this game now it's over for y'all no way you can't miss ever jeans freaking out [ __ ] I gotta pay in and a nail gun where are you going where are you going yeah Arrow [Music] I'm stunned oh no what am I gonna do you got bit you hey this is coming by the way look at that [ __ ] up over there with the Box over there you better not come up [Laughter] [Music] oh no [Music] oh no I lost it I was so enthusiastic wow leave me alone don't come this way stop it oh you're dead [Laughter] I lost my bow oh no oh no whatever shall I do I think I'm on my own team yeah it didn't put us on a team it'd be a matter on a team well that's fair oh Chrissy no no we're good we're good we should let me chilling uh I don't think I'm next to you I don't think I'm next to you nah you're not got a gun all right all right fair enough I don't know you tell me Matt what do I look like [Laughter] hey man you'll see that up here the amount of core strength to lift that sofa like that is insane I'm gonna go run away because I'm not on your team I saw an actual revolver on the first game but you needed like a key yes you need like a key card because it was in a locked door just said that yeah no I didn't oh wait he did say yeah I'm just gaslighting here who's crafted [ __ ] I hear tools toothbrush because of here I got a weapon for you do you want it or not no he's got a nail gun I'm over the nail gun puffer's got a revolver I'm over the nail gun Chrissy fall back fall back was he never played a hammer left because he has a [ __ ] weapon hey it's down oh [ __ ] I'm coming back nevermind I got a weapon to stop him crazy where are you I just got a box [Music] did they go in here I can't see nothing geez what a bad time to look get him get him get him oh oh my God he did it again finish him finish him finish him let's go over you got this you gotta revolver no hoes tossing pencils at this guy and [ __ ] John Wick oh it does no damage by the way I hope you guys know that I know I know I've noticed I'm just trying to just keep you all away from me how's it going how's that working for you put it down oh no way a weapon with no more ammo [Music] Smitty's beating his wood let's go uh you see I don't mean to alarm you but we appear to have spot next to them there back hole oh oh my God you know what spitting what you healed up yeah somewhat ready oh yeah oh my God this is mucho bad puffer I'm mad I I almost died let's go let's finish him off come on Grizzy how much health do you guys have ah two feel like a chef hunting a rat in their kitchen where are they we do a little bit of middle easting are you actively hearing that oh man they're near me they're near me I may have just oh Crouching Tiger Hidden [ __ ] dragon Jesus I've never actually thrown a bomb before I've always just strapped it to my kids oh no the first fight is down Grizzy we need to we need to go back to crafting oh [ __ ] you can craft lock picks oh stock Mick excuse me as opposed to custom dick what are you talking about it is coming down to the wire oh [ __ ] chill chill just kidding oh yeah it comes down to this crazy girl I'm Ariel sport Matt's dead yeah God damn it honestly I think we have a good idea of what we're supposed to do now do you want to do like one more good one sure because let me chilling man I don't want this can I use that when you're done yeah you're gonna use it all right thanks yo anything in here no I ain't nothing in here oh you can open that yeah I'm opening around your ass though you go ahead and open his mouth I'm chilling I'm chilling leave me alone we may be stuck in here puffer uh damn that's crazy no he's gonna be crazy no he's actually doing it he's actually doing it where are you going he's right I don't have a weapon will you man you've been waiting way too many games I'm in trouble oh you've been winning too many games I'm dead he killed me I'm dead this is big this game is boring we did nothing shut up you've been winning too many games I was this close to rage quit yeah it sucks dying doesn't it and we were friends crazy if you had to uh I guess they told me where on the map you are where would you tell me you are on the map I'm fighting them no hold on guys don't fight him yet it's a little late I think we're both dead here get out of there oh even the playing field beautiful man there's a new sheriff in town oh my God Chrissy you just give up now dog like this [ __ ] got knee guns oh no well what'd you just say you should give him a gun and you should do a [ __ ] uh standoff okay [Music] since boys ten bases all right on go three two one go one stupid [ __ ] I knew you're gonna do that too I'm a dick and balls hey squeezed it here's a pencil something a little less specific when he has no idea how did it take that long for us to discover how to do that [Music]

Channel: SMii7Y

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Keywords: retail royale, battle royale, retail royale gameplay, retail royale game, retail royale steam, ikea battle royale, retail royale steam game, battle royale game, smii7y, smii7yplus, smii7y+, smii7y plus

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Length: 16min 28sec (988 seconds)

Published: Tue Sep 06 2022