Toy Story is way different than I remember

foreign [Music] started so uh time to hit that fat energy switch okay um you know I could change my now yo what up everybody Welcome to leak Toy Story five game movie footage I recorded in the theater I got invited out for the red carpet Premiere they don't even promote this thing yet and I already got footage for y'all so you're welcome and I promise first right yeah no it's Toy Story five it's not hypercharge true my bad Toy Story 5. don't say that name we're about to get NDA bro don't oh [ __ ] the mouse toy titty five oh [ __ ] [Music] customize huh yo this is actually like the coolest customization screen I'm not gonna lie holy [ __ ] there's a frog Avatar oh no where's the pronoun section where do I put that uh it randomizes so you just click no no no just click no click on edit but no it's weird I'm gonna find my random rap name like post Malone no you can't no I'm gonna probably dramatic crane Professor hot Omega no way bro this is rare I'm 90 sure Professor hot Omega could be super hot fire in a freestyle I'm just gonna say it I shoot the ball I miss it oh psych I switched it oh my God okay why when I scroll over joint friend it adds like a it's look at the sound effect with it oh man they downloaded all this [ __ ] from audio jungle for this game huh so I'm gonna wait till all of us are in don't laugh at that don't laugh at that yet I can't I can't show the screen yet I can't yeah hold on no pranks no funny don't do funny moments until we're all in here holy [ __ ] oh my God I'm cranking it bro I'm gonna I'm gonna jack myself it breaks the game like [ __ ] yeah did you just fart no it wasn't me was that you to you is that me was that me Dawn of the toys all right guys let's abandon Andy or Andy abandoned us I forget how it happened oh wow [ __ ] oh hit C for third person dude no way you step on the keys and they make noise wait wait wait wait yeah we're fighting uh AI he's wronged us too many times kill Andy oh dude there's so many coins over here on the side of the bed you're like turning all the toys against it where are the enemies I don't know oh I see one oh they're like little robots Ultron little dead robots like Sid would be dead look at that look at all the bodies what the hell what do you guys think of the first view of uh of of Toy Story five anything you want to change so for Toy Story 5 we've completely gone the route of eliminating uh Buzz and Woody from the story completely we just felt they were very problematic after Woody's comments about uh other races about what humans or others oh my God he just said some really racy [ __ ] about the dinosaur characters so everyone's like me no way the southern toy said something racist I'm not surprised Toy Story five has taken a new M M for Mature rating we have given everyone machine guns you're gonna find out in Toy Story five why they call him Woody [Music] I feel attacked you had the monster can collection the monster I know you're flying in here wait is this an enemy oh my God what they're flying airplanes air superiority oh my God there's so many of them they hit the Pentagon dude it's actually crazy how much Carnage there is in this room the mom is gonna be so upset guys but we gotta clean this [ __ ] up [Music] [Music] what is that that's not legal in this part of town love my Google all right guys we have one trapped there's a Beyblade in the laundry basket leave it we're gonna interrogate it after the round's done who sent you waterboarding last one remaining let's go talk to him where is she let's punch him all at once ready wait a minute oh my god look how many robots there are where they're falling down I'm here to help it never mind oh oh you guys I'm here what happened oh yeah I murdered a whole village they just want to be sent to be with their family after you killed all of them it's like that scene in Game of Thrones I'll just jumping down the mountain and yes that show is still terrible sorry oh just the last season the rest of the was good bro it got worse how did this happen oh boss demolished wait a minute wait holy [ __ ] hell didn't ring gameplay Toy Story five God damn oh [ __ ] this ain't hard at all oh Jesus ow ow I'm punching him in the back oh we're not doing well Eli [ __ ] yeah [Music] only one casualty I sacrificed myself there's no way Pepe bro kindest player on the team stats not applicable no we did nothing for each other that round did you look at the sign to our left we are toys oh my God this is actually teetering the line of copyrights so we should blur everything on the screen right it's actually parody in fact blur the rest of the whole video we're at Toys R Us baby sorry we are toys my bad [ __ ] you could build barbed wire wait a minute oh dude it's like the the green army men version of barbed wire I love this is this gonna be like it's like oh that's actually steak no way it's ninja Joe and the power range Power I loved it oh my God the power I was watching the Power Rangers what would be the copyright free version of like the power mounties use a Japanese name Senpai that sucks oh my God it's an actual dick oh my God thank you oh army dudes what really [ __ ] no way you see him stop killing them they're just following orders don't kill them Nuremberg in the face oh there's a tank there's a tank wait what oh god cargo plane oh [ __ ] AC 130. take it out ice Blaster fire my God [ __ ] dude that literally does now look at the troops dropping it oh no that was definitely against Geneva for sure oh she's going down boys oh no guys smooth brain can't figure out how to get out of his thing oh no he's got it there he's good he's good I was just about to say it looks like you can't walk on it so the floor floor is lava yeah maybe we go to this box over there oh this looks like a bad idea I think we can actually just stand on the outside of this they don't hit you wait actually yeah I just said all right guys wow God damn it that was it that's kind of sad holy [ __ ] it's the [ __ ] me why is this guy built like a speed radar what in the foreseeable cease and desist is this [Applause] guy Scottish feet Wanna Be Captain Price Captain sale Captain cost I need 14 more man I'm really interesting part of this one wish Captain Captain cost oh no oh Captain discount Captain coupon [ __ ] captain clitorance captain captain Bargain Bin no no Captain BOGO we're gonna fall to anti-air tourists holy [ __ ] they just shredded them they're getting sent to their death a harrowing Journey ain't that the guy that ruined my uncle's life apparel is Goodbye Oh robot robot robot I'm stuck he's uh he's stun locked like Hassan look at him he's about as wide you can't do [ __ ] man or shouldn't people hate it when you die and the screen pops up saying you've been terminated anti-abortion is just hey there's something there there's something there there is a joke there you just gotta just gotta sift through it you got a Metro pass down here Metro guys don't come over here I'm doing something come here it's Halo [Music] it's either Halo or a cult situation ritual is going on down down again I don't like this we in the Attic too I don't know I'm gonna protect it on my own bruh I can't do this oh my God wait a minute I just got a minigun easy how do I use that the pronoun stuff or not the pronoun the name there it is Professor hot Omega boy gown ghost girl guy kid lad lady man woman all the way at the bottom classic am I right Professor hot Omega man I like that genetics oh my God what are they doing oh my God you can kill them wait what are they killing me down oh my God help we're shooting oh my God I could shoot God bless I like how the first instinct was to shoot the crowd eat waves holy [ __ ] I'm down to just say no yeah we don't have to do that that's uh wait wait that's weird guys are you lagging are you lacking out dude man one of the only funny jokes one right there [Laughter] [Music]

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Id: tLYxDhIlC-s

Length: 15min 52sec (952 seconds)

Published: Sun May 29 2022