We play gm_bigcity but it's cursed

i think we got the band together to uh take the piece oh yeah all right guys yeah i'm trying to see your hitbox okay calm down calm down everyone all right everybody calm down right now everybody comes out man this is the life those cursed map videos did so well i'll never have to make another curse map video again hey wait a minute what's that noise no please all right fine you win gm big city now it seems like gary's lack of creativity in calling his game gary's mod has bled over into the workshop maps because if you haven't guessed gm big city is a big city but it's also an absolute classic of a gmod map to the point that there's all sorts of crazy edits of it on the workshop like with construct and flat grass some of these are pretty weird so today me and the boys check out these cursed big city maps fellas i'm sure you all know why you're here already but um uh killer here i i ran out of 100 bills to snort coke off a hooker's ass and um we need to do more curse maps and people want to do cursed gm big city and so here we are that's stupid any more questions what are those two buildings in the background though but you can't do this to me um they're skyscrapers i don't know what you're talking about there's just happens to be two of them no let's stop talking about the towers guys really oh [Music] i want this video to make it public i [ __ ] hate you guys anytime there's like a really funny moment make sure to shout out some offensive jokes i'm gonna mute you guys yeah i didn't do anything you guys couldn't behave all right we took it out wait wait oh there's a fight you it's not here anymore you have to make actually funny jokes what is this a memory of those who've fallen we put a ceremonial kfc here hey can i get the big chunks spurger oh okay he wants the big chunks burger i don't i don't work here i don't have it please all right okay okay we need a sniper on the roof this is not wholesome one hundred that's not what big chunks want this isn't what keanu reeves would want all right send the minion again 100 wholesomeness my wholeness has reached zero you're not getting ready gold for this who the [ __ ] reddit don't worry sorry civilian no i'll make you i'll make the burger i'll make you the big chocolate burger please negotiator or i will kill you okay oh he's got the burger he's got the burger burger look right here he's got it let's just be calm here okay take the [ __ ] john take the shot much much much much much that burger's mine you piece of [ __ ] guys that's one less loose egg don't eat the big chunk of sugar at 3am look what happens when you eat this burger at 3am all right boys this is gm big city seven hour war you guys ready for the war i was ready for the war okay wait do you guys know what the seven hour wars the seven hour war was a brief but decisive confrontation between the combine empire and the governments of earth excuse me sir excuse me what what what's the combine um hang on oh [ __ ] my battery's low the combine abbreviated cmb six hours later goal is to enslave and control the multiverse excuse me excuse me teacher what's the multiverse we're getting off topic here seven hour war i'm bored one's recess the seminar war wait where were we okay between the combine empire putin's hitting me teletubby you're a [ __ ] snitch a brief but decisive a brief but decisive confrontation between the combine empire and the government ultimately into a large human death toll and the combine all right you little [ __ ] [ __ ] it's a brief but decisive confrontation between the combine empire and the governments of earth both all right team listen up the aliens have set up camp in the warehouse over there we gotta go get over there and take him out should take us about seven hours won the war for all of humanity i have to report on this that people have to know guys has it been seven hours yet how do you feel about that oh my god uh what are your thoughts on this like do you feel sad that your friends died or uh [Music] i feel like i'm on heroin oh my god oh my god hold up oh my god oh no according to my calculations humanity's only going to last seven hours all right reporters are you ready to witness history okay yeah i'm here to report i'm a journalist no like i said though my mom wants me home later i can't be out too late so if we could finish this war in like seven hours then that'd be good all right let's go okay how do i get in e e what do you mean e i asked you how did you get in and you just said e are you [ __ ] i know you're kind of busy manning that gun but do you just have a second sir almost the uh seven hour war times uh of course uh yeah so how do you feel about that i promised someone else oh my god oh oh type olivia olivia you listen to the radio at all or not ah no not really okay it's been seven hours yet i haven't checked my watch uh it's been about 15 minutes now oh well well you can just write seven hours right yeah [Music] i'll tell your story where is he where is he oh my god help no don't let me die like this ah oh god help no okay okay you can stop when i was a boy the smell of pork emanating from me was so bad because of well well the reason is important it was part of a different emotionally scarring backstory basically my parents disowned me i was being raised by ocelot which is again a whole other backstory okay long back story short i got a balloon at the car named him he became my best friend in the world never saw ballooning again he's still out there somewhere and i'm gonna find him with this [Music] and seen hey kid you want to join the resistance yeah let's go that speech is weird right yes you get the coolest nights okay let's go boys we need to go kill the schizophrenic guy hey guys remember before we go in it's always faster to switch to your pistol and reload where the car way i don't know what the [ __ ] is this tower anyways [Music] wow guys let's go holy [ __ ] it's the schizophrenic himself oh my god well well well okay oh hey jung clear out the rest of the tower all right let's do this let's do this here go to the you should go to that ledge yep just don't move look at the roses oh oh no okay sorry about that anyways well well well but isn't the schizophrenic himself do you know me how many stupid backstories you've told over the tv i'm sick of it we're here to take you out not me i'm not i'm not the one trying to do all right next time we kill this schizophrenic once and for all gmod style all right that was easier than i thought wow yeah and i just took it oh god ow yeah now you you fool foolish foolish fool you are such a fool you do you know why i wanted to recruit you for the resistance why you're a useful puppet no that's not true a fool with a camera that way you want to be in my videos too yes the coopers that's right i know your real name i know you are i know you're the youtube star who makes the best youtube videos ever okay tone it down all right oh that's it okay please don't dock my pay i really i need this your code the video is going down i'm sorry [ __ ] okay anyway about how you can get a membership just add into this speech something about youtube memberships if that's possible yada yada one man with the camera uh is he's more easier to convince than an entire population i had a youtube membership yeah can you say something about youtube memberships yeah yeah that was the point that was that was your line for that sorry you saw that guy yeah uh he was not a youtube member of cooper's uh youtube channel oh really that's why he's dead he's dead now anyways uh i'm the actual bad guy of the combine uh i got you because you're a useful fool yep uh goodbye okay now we all know how this is gonna end my chest oh my god he had a youtube membership to the cooper's channel oh okay we're doing some pvp hey get your swords out oh this guy's this guy's a hacker he's cheating in the minecraft it's dream he's cheating yeah get him oh minecraft manhunt dream dream dream dream i'm your big fan i've written so much fan fiction about you and george not found kissing which youtube minecrafter is like the sexiest and dream for sure he's not like a 500 pound man in real life well thanks yeah he's not he's not fat in real life guys yeah hey dream winner where are we just going to stop with these videos bro i mean like never you have to stay here forever you sign the contract [ __ ] why don't i send it okay i gotta do the dream intro now because i'm dreaming uh in this video i tried to beat my i try to beat minecraft while my friends try to [ __ ] me in the ass um and it turns out that yeah zero percent of you guys are subscribed um so please let me subscribe wow kill dream we're finally free oh don't worry guys i'm back we're all friends guys okay anyways uh three two one go oh i dodged it you suck hang on i gotta mine this tree oh my god oh you suck you guys suck oh you missed you missed me wow oh rj we gotta have a serious talk stop killing me okay i'm better at the game than you okay yes sir i'm blocked i'm blocked oh my god where is he i'm gonna throw my i'm gonna throw my sword at him sorry i'm oh my god um what could he be making guys oh oh my god oh my god i just crafted this guys look at his arrow shots guys i'm hitting all my shots yes take out your schizophrenia pills and throw them in the trash the that's what the point of the mask is all right i'm going to win the game [Applause] this is going in the 200 iq plays compilation oh no oh no hey guys arena inception jesus christ yeah we went three layers deep into the dream oh all right you guys want to take a car through this map all right everybody get in island gang room broom [ __ ] all right we're going to the bottom of the map boys you ready all right i'm ready i'm ready let's go [Music] what's happening what's happening [Music] [Music] down here oh oh [ __ ] i'll be done guys we need to do we need to get out of here all right all right i try again i try again oh okay i see how you're sterilizing my pc sorry guys i created hell [Music] you

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Id: OyTWUhub1jc

Length: 18min 41sec (1121 seconds)

Published: Sat Jul 17 2021