Black Mesa RP - Donald and the Chocolate Factory

[Music] oh hang on everybody get in here where is that the voices in my head again yay i just want to see the chocolate [Music] i want to go to the factory all right son i'll take you to this factory we heard so much about my grandson has the golden ticket he wants to see the chocolate factory sir hey you guys want to be arrested no no my grandson he won the golden ticket he gets to see the factory from mr walker you guys ran in here last time no i don't know what you're talking about sir oh my god oh my god oh my god you guys coming i'm killing you all right you're not gonna let us in after all thank you sir you're a kind soul oh my god oh my god [Music] oh scary guys oh what do you want please my son he won the golden ticket you gotta let him in god damn no that's all he ever wanted was to see the alien research facility i just want to see the chocolate he wants to be an alien when he grows up you know what you know what kind of feeling jared come in love come on oh thank you thank you thank you sir anti-mass spectrometer experimentation hey can we get a visitor pass oh oh no sir i think this fellow is brain dead i think he's hypnotized by the smooth jazz are these uh chill lo-fi beats to relax last study to all right boys listen you two have a tour guide right over there go ahead have fun all right thank you mr vice president so where is the chocolate made huh we don't make chocolate ah don't worry we'll see you later this is sector f a haven of scientific research what is the f stand for it stands for fun i heard the factory walls were made out of chocolate is this true that's right go up and eat it son keep an eye crystal's making me feel all tingly and like my internal organs are going to fall out oh he took the crystal here you want to take this one all right i don't think they're well down here man no we gotta go into the specific area this is kind of dangerous get this visitor off my side right away uh you have the hands that's really welcome go say hi to him william i'm a huge fan of you i am not playing anywhere you make the chocolate security get rid get me rid of those simpletons [Music] no no please don't crush our dreams all right he's escorting us i'm staying right here this isn't very it's okay my grandpa forgets access he'll have to kill me first oh they're gonna kill him again jesus christ oh my gosh jeffrey's leading yeah you're just like let's go you're grabbing a builder just beat me within inches of my life don't leave him down here i'm four elsewhere am i blind have i finally gone blind you better uncuff me right now i learned a thing or two in the war where's my grandson you know he really wanted to see that big laser you crushed his dreams so sorry where'd he go buy all the security places oh there's a lot of security sorry i got dementia no no grandpa oh my god son it's been so long he died i get around and then i got beaten to death almost with a wrench and uh now i'm here i'm sorry there follow me we're looking for your brother i don't know how to know your son i'm your grandson oh there you are it's fine father i i don't really know how the family tree works anymore donald links the uh third oh it's too long wait give me a second i think there might be a character living this is our special green chocolate dip we were talking about earlier wow this looks real tasty oh my god oh my god grandpa are you fine oh no i forgot i'm diabetic what what is going on here [Music] is that what the chocolate comes from is this real life this is the chocolate alien hey wait so i'm an alien yeah i think he likes me grandpa i think you should take him home with you sure hey bori can we take the chocolate alien they want to take ya what do you think hell yeah he said hell yeah oh there you go son oh yay good boy he's so cute what do you want to name him donald winks the fourth oh my god i think you're making out with that thing hey i've seen his mom this thing is no better can we go see the chocolate dimension i think donald winks the force wants to see too right [Music] sure i've never seen him so happy before [Music] get them [Music] oh my god chocolate [Music] chocolate whoa this is better than the glass elevator what's happening i think we're stuck in each other yeah i just have a seizure what's happening wait wait up [Music] let's talk about that somebody out there hello oh you're happy right now jerry you're here oh i thought i thought this was a cave this is your pants welcome to the seizure oh no don't blame the second died no did i die finally just him i don't think so grandpa what just happened grandpa we made it out actually well i died i'm your son now well we escaped the chocolate dimension i guess i just have dementia no tours to portal let's not screw it up people again okay i don't need to be at missed an accord because a couple of visitors getting missed in another day night shift hey we wanted to go and take your favorite square buddy come on let's have an old man's side right here right now do you want a second tour but i'm gonna take 500 each from you for the trip just so that yeah we keep this thing running grandpa can you pay for me right no son it's high time you started pulling your own weight when i was your age i worked in the coal mines how old of you how many children did you have let me tell you i used to be quite the liquor in my day sir i mean how many years have you guys been producing chocolate 1869. that's the year i was born legendary someone should contact donald the fourth oh my god the gunshots the war get away from me you nazis holy [ __ ] [Music] oh okay it's a bunch of germans stop shooting hey give me that thing billy let me show you how to work it that's what [Music] wow [Music] okay let's take a picture all right we're ready jeremy [Music] all right let's go oh my god jeremy no i'm fine very hard no don't touch it grandpa don't touch it okay let's go let's go cheering good don't try to let him out oh no no [Laughter] oh [Laughter] uh seven you're on seven we are in the better you gotta be like a hip cool now kid whatever they're called oh hey guys oh the seventh hey dad i think i think grandpa is in the chocolate dimension i mean hang [Music] [Music] so let's go to my office and you will like tell me what you like and didn't like about the trip okay what do you think about our place what did you like what you did i didn't like that my grandpa died yeah we want to get him out of the chocolate dimension we know he's in there we can take you guys to the chocolate dimension the thing is this chocolate dimension comprised 80 of hot chocolate it's so hard that it [Music] that is fine if we can free grandpa that's all i need to do you old man i'm gonna go save my grandpa we gotta get to the chocolate dimension okay sorry are you sure don't die if we go in here we'll be fine okay thank you jeremy all right the fifth you go first all right i'll go first all right should i go now oh my god it's really the chocolate dimension oh my god everything's made oh no no grandpa [Music] finally some time away from those little shits they're all right i guess you youtube boy i knew this wasn't no chocolate factory i knew there wasn't no chocolate dimension warning hev power level below 3 vital signs [Music] but if they believe i'm out here in the chocolate dimension eating all the chocolate i could ever want that maybe it was all worth it i'm just glad they didn't follow me through [Music] imminent you

Channel: Dacoobers

Views: 32,024

Rating: 4.9887261 out of 5

Keywords: gmod, garry's mod, rp, roleplay, funny moments, let's play, gaming, black mesa, half-life, half life, trolling

Id: kj0Rg6BkSm8

Length: 16min 26sec (986 seconds)

Published: Wed Jul 01 2020