We Found The Dumbest Discontinued Toy

Should these discontinued toys be brought back? Let's talk about that Good Mythical Morning. Nowadays so many kids spend all of their time just scrolling through TikTok where they are likely to stumble across strange and inappropriate videos. Yeah that's right. You know kids of the past were a lot different than that. They played with physical toys that were strange and inappropriate. Yeah it was real life strange and inappropriate. That's right. And we're going to play with some of these toys today and decide if they should make a comeback. It's time for Terminated Toys: Judgment Day. All right up first from the 1960s we've got Kookie Kombo. It's Kookie not a cookie. And it's combination but with a K. This is a one man band toy. By Marx? Yeah it's communist. I ain't playing with it. I'm an American. I ain't playing with it. Or is that socialist? Which is it? I think it could be a little bit of both. A little bit of both. Depends on who you ask. All right you want to go full James and the Shame on this thing? Yeah. I'm going to make an announcement now without having ever played this. This is going to be on my next single. All right. So we paid $70 for this and if you like the sound of it you can also get one because I've heard that there's a bunch of these on eBay. Buckle me. Okay. Come back this way. I don't really think. Keep going. I don't really think you need to be buckled. You don't know what I'm about to do. How tight do you want it? As tight as you can get it brother. All right that's tight. Okay so now I'm kind of trying to figure out what I got going here. Just start turning cranks. Maybe When you start trying to do things to it it goes right to your teeth. It's. Okay. I got to figure out the rhythm here. So this hits twice every time this hits once. Just feel the vibe. I'm trying to get a little bossa nova. So one of the things that tells you to play is tap which is what you play when somebody is dead. There you go. I'm going places mom. I'm not just a kid I'm a Kookie kid. I am very threatened by this. I mean it seems like you don't need me on this show anymore. Oh oh hey hey. We're doing this one man band. I'm the rapper in this one man band. I'm the other guy in the one man band not the one man band guy but the other guy. Okay. All right. It's pretty awesome as you can tell. Yeah I'm having an awesome time. Pretty much ready to cut my next single. And I think I'm just going to wear it out. The kookiest band in all the land. There he goes. It kind of leaves a little to be desired. Oh I desire that you stop. I'm not going to blame myself on that. I was really expecting beautiful things here. No there is a hammer part that's broken. Oh if I had known that was there. Yep but you didn't and now it's too late. Stop! Stop it! Stop it. Stop it. It's attached to me. Kookie Kombo. Nah. That's whack. We're still in the 1960s with Kreskin's ESP board game from Milton Bradley. This was made in collaboration with The Mentalist. I actually remember this guy. The amazing Kreskin. Let's take a look at the commercial. Yes there he is. He's not a vampire. He's not Mr. Rogers. A little bit of both. E. S. P. Extra sensory perception. Oh you're getting hypnotized in a commercial. My parents wouldn't have been happy with me watching this. No sir. Well there's some good clean cut kids playing. Yeah. Hey Wally you want to play with me you sexy fiend? Oh dang. Doing a little dangle. I like it when you dangle that Wally. Yes Wally I'll go to the prom with you. So we got like a cool board here and we've got this other cool thing here that. Cool. Just makes you worship your own brain I think. These are the things that we're going to use. Worship your own brain. Yeah. You know. Love career. We've got all types of things here that we can dangle. So if it rotates this way on the yes line it's a yes. If it rotates this way or swings on that one it's a no. If it goes in a circle it's I don't know. Link why don't you Did you break it? Ask it a love question. Ask it a love question. Because what it does is it taps into your subconscious. Let me move it over here. Love? Is anyone here romantically interested in me? I shouldn't ask that. I just took the HR training. Yeah yeah yeah. And I'm a better person because of it. Yeah yeah. You shouldn't even have said that. Yeah it's weird. What's my wife's name? Well that's not a yes or no. What's my favorite thing to hear my wife say? It's a yes or no question. Yes. Yes honey that's a good idea. Yes yes yes. You're making that happen. Look how hard. Settle it down. Settle it down. Settle down. All right. How about something simple like is my wife's name Christy? Am I a better lover than my co-host? Okay. Oh it's swinging sideways. It was swinging hard sideways. No no no no. I can make it Drake if you want Anyone? Let me ask a question. I haven't seen it but I've heard about it. Is that? Mikayla? Mikayla's okay you take a turn. I don't follow pop culture. I don't know what you mean. It's fine. So you started on? Career. Career career career. What's your question? Has the Mythical Kitchen ever spit in my food? That's your career question? Okay. Circle is I don't know. So this means you don't know. That's not a circle friend. Oh now it's yes. And I'm not doing anything. I am not doing anything Vee. You got something to say? Look that is going hard on that yes line. I'm not loving it. You've been spitting in our food? I don't trust you. I don't trust you. Why is one of the suggested things should I buy Mikayla a car? Where did that come from? All right. Should I buy Mikayla a car? Really like don't just think about your answer but don't do anything. It really does tap into something. I mean you're probably still doing it but it really does. It's nothing. Think hard... Think hard. Oh it's a little side. That's a sidewinder. That's a sidewinder. I'm going to buy you one of those motorcycles with two wheels in the front. You're going to look like quite an idiot. All right travel question to end this thing. This is fun. This is spooky. This is. Am I going to hell? There we go. Yeah. It's anti-religious. Oh gosh. I mean look at that. That's hard yes. Oh no. Is it because I'm playing this game? Well you're traveling to hell. Is it because of all the things I said on the internet? No. Look. Link. I'm not doing that. No you're definitely not doing that. I am not doing that. Send me a postcard dude. What did Drake do? It was like that. I really like this one. I like the design. I think this is the type of thing that I could put on a shelf and people would be like oh that looks cool. Let's now play it so for that reason alone. Plus just it's based on science too. Right? So there we go. Kreskin's ESP board game. Bring it back. 286 00:09:23,509 --> 00:09:23,100 If you would like to get the third issue of our comic book series Blood Oath: Rhett and Link versus Gerard well you got to join Third Degree Quarterly or Annual for the Mythical Society by March 31. Okay? It's a collector's item. It's a story and there's pictures. Well that's a comic book. All right in the last Terminated Toys that we tested we did the Laughing Tantrum Baby Doll. If you take the head off does it end it? End it end it. End its life. There you go Rhett. There you go. And I think that the crew managed to find the baby's father. Yeah. Introducing the Sonic Flippo Sound Controlled Clown. Here it is. It looks like an egg but it's based off of an actual clown Flippo who A. K. A. Bob Marvin or Marvin Fishman. He went by a bunch of names. Oh he was a real clown? He's a real person who then played a clown. The clown wasn't real. Was his face shaped that way? No you'll see it right there it's just. He's just a clown? Yeah he died in 2006 though but his spirit lives on in this egg. Too soon. So let's turn it on. What we are going to do is turn this on and then talk to it and see something is supposed to happen. See if we can get it to flip out. I don't know exactly how it flips out but you want to start with like a little whisper? That was just it turning on. Okay. Your face is weird! Okay. It definitely works if you yell at it. There's another face inside of it? What? It has another face inside of it. What are you talking about? It's a face that comes out of the head. And then what? It reset. Oh now it's back. Okay set it back down. Whisper at it. What are you doing? I'm making a hand fart at it. Wait you were trying to sneak up on me with a hand fart? After you whisper at it. After I whisper you're going to hand fart? Yeah. Do you like hand farts? I got a friend who can do a hand fart. Sometimes. Come on man don't go. There you go. Clowns love hand fart do a louder one. I don't know if that was me or you. I didn't do anything. It was you man. You hand farted this thing into. And then you just reset it like that? Well I don't. Hey! Hey! Hand fart! See it's trying to do something but it's basically. It doesn't reset itself in any. Well it's from the 1960s. No no it's from the 80s. Well the 80s. We paid $45 for it so let's not just. If you do. There we go and then. Now I'm trying to get it to completely reset. Hand fart. Should I emphasize fart? Hand fart. All right forget it. Forget it. It's over it's over. People think that we suck now. Flippo sucks. You made us seem like we suck. Yeah Flippo you suck. We're good at what we do and you suck at what you do. Flippo. Nah that's whack. Welcome to the Groop Loop Zone. You ever played Twister and thought I wish there was more rope involved? Yeah. Well we have the solution. The 1978 Mattel game Groop Loop. It's a team game so we're going to be playing with Chase. Chase you are our captain. You take the rope. You're in charge of where the rope goes. We've all attached Vee Lily and Mikayla are their own team. They've attached their thingies and we've attached our thingies. And then KG you're the what? Marble master Marble lady? Master. Master. Okay this is a really cool thing I actually it shows the colors that we have to weave through in what order and look how ingenuitive this thing is. Show them KG. Marble marble master. Look at that. So you're going to call those out and don't get your hopes up about this happening to us. All right so what's first KG? So this isn't timed right? We're just going? Whatever team gets it first. And then the team captain has to yell check for me to check the colors. And then everyone has to pause while I check. All right. Ready? Yellow. Blue. Green. White. Yellow. Down there. Yellow on my arm. Blue. Blue. Blue here. Yellow. Yellow? You got yellow don't you? I got yellow down here. Black. Then blue again. Blue again. Red. No yellow. Black. Green. Red. We got to get closer. We got to get closer. Black in there. That's black. Red red red red. White. Okay red red red. Black black black. Okay another black. Green green green. Red red red. I don't have a green. I've already got it in there. It's already in there. Where's another green? I don't have another. We don't have any green. New green right there. Then white then white. Give this man! Hold my leg up. Pause pause pause. Okay. So now I'm going to go from backwards. Okay so we have white. Okay so then green. No you guys have red. So that's wrong. Okay keep going. Okay go back. Go back. Oh we missed Link's green. What happened? Pause! Stop stop moving. Stop moving. How did we do that? Okay ready? Wait turn around. How do we screw that up? Hold on. We forgot to take our clothes off first. White. We should turn around. Green. Green. Red. Red. Green. Green. Oh gosh. I'm just stomping your foot. Blue. Blue. Wait I think you went through the yellow. No that was on my arm. And then yellow and then white. That wasn't fun at all. No that sucked. How did you guys feel about it? I feel great. Well you don't get to make the decision Groop Loop nah that's whack! Because we lost. No it was kind of fun. It was kind of fun. All right. But we did discover that we do have ESP. Right. So we're going to give that a second chance. Thanks for subscribing and clicking that bell. You guys say you know what time it is. You know what time it is. My name's Evan. I'm from Memphis Tennessee. And I'm at Buies Creek First Baptist Church at the air conditioning unit where Rhett inscribed his name. It's a little faded now that they cut the hedges back but it's time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. They cut the hedges back for easier access. Oh is this still there? Yeah right down there on the bottom Rhett see? R-H-E-T-T on the very bottom line right there. Beautiful. 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Length: 17min 14sec (1034 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 12 2024