We Eat & Rank Every Flavor of DORITOS - Taste Test!

dorio or dory no that's the question let's try that tell me some doritos [Music] today we've got every single flavor of dorito that we can find but which one is the candy which one places top amongst all those delicious flavors of doritos that's what we're here to find out today it's probably just the nacho cheese don't say that i'm just saying if past example of these is proof of anything it's usually one of the tried and true you know you're right but hey i could my mind could be changed there's a lot of flavors i have not had that is very true i've probably had three three total doritos like flavors really three total drills bro well so cool nacho cheese and spicy the bear lace i don't know that i've had it okay well we've got a shot at number one changing up for him let's get to it round one we are gonna start you guys off with the classic nacho cheese you had to say it here's the thing too doritos are on my list top three chips for sure like you said tried and true is always our like close to number one but i have a feeling there's one that might change your gear it's just so good doritos are just like one of the best chip ever how can you hate on that i don't know i don't think i've met anyone who doesn't like doritos that is so good all right we're worth the control group dory yo baby yeah bubba round two oh convenient look at this one little chip this one looks extremely like the other one a little more of a yellowy orange what do we got going on here [Music] oh tangy is that spicy there's a little spice it's like a mango habanero something like that right i don't know man that's pretty good it's good i like it what do you think it is there's no way it's the one that i'm thinking is i'm thinking it's like a sweet chili sweet something it is sweet there is sweet and there's a little spicy in it what we got am i right what is it if you're thinking of spicy sweet chili you are right spicy sweet chili what's the sweet part from that is silly whoa not bad okay what are you thinking oh i don't know i think this could be a close second all right all right i was just yanking your chain it's still number one round three oh okay what are you dude i think i know what this is this one looks like it's gonna be spicy smell it doesn't smell like no like cinnamon cinnamon no no i got allergies you taste anything there's some kick to it more kick to it than the last one i oh yep wow it's a light hit punches you in the mouth oh yeah wow i'm going to say purely off of color and that light punch i think it's flaming hot do you think this is the flaming hot mm-hmm that is a thing huh yeah that would make sense it's got a little we have the flaming hot wings it has to be flaming hot yup it is flaming hot nacho oh yeah i'll be honest following that sweet chili this has zero yeah like for real though yeah like i can't all i taste is hot sad sorry guys yeah that's number three for me sorry about that yeah like the first bite it was just chip like texture of chip i didn't even have a taste texture of chicken then also it was like spicy like shouldn't it be like a dorito like a nacho cheese dorito and then spicy that's what i would think huh round four what are these waterloo 3d doritos 3ds but they always remind me of those what do they call them they do look like bugles so i might get a little bit of hate for this but if i'm being honest these came out when i was a young kid yeah and even back when i was a young kid i did not care for these they were okay they were okay back then i feel like yeah there was a gimmick i mean people lost their own minds i would bite the corner off and fill it with like easy cheese and that was really good wow like a savory gusher oh my gosh a savory gut all right that is exactly a bugle and i don't like bugles that tastes like butt that's cardboard dipped in chili cheese that is a that's not even a good bugle no i like bugles as a kid but man these are even to call them a bugle is kind of a shame bad dory no all right it's the 3d chili cheese nachos it is chili cheese but not good chili cheese no not at all chili cheese fritos way better yep spot on round five all right what could this one be all these chips look the same except for the 3d one we just like the rest of them just the same chip that not the first chip we ate i don't know it's the spicy nacho i don't think so i think of it what else could it be i think this is like for the jalapeno you want no i think this is the super nacho are you sure i i sense a little spice there is no spice in it i had some spice in there maybe i dislodged a piece of flamin hot stuck in my tooth it is the spicy nachos there's no smell in that it was at the end i didn't have it in the first bite what that's what i'm saying they destroyed the spiciness they butterfingered it i'll let you place it they freaking chased the recipe of some delicious like butterfinger and just ruined it i would say it's better than the flamin hot oh easily better than the flavor about the sweet though spicy sweet i mean if i'm gonna have to pick and i want sweet and i want spicy i'm going with the spicy sweet chicken well it only makes sense it's got both exactly if they it has original spicy it would be higher i just tasted bold nachos i don't know if that's what not bold it was kind of like natural but i felt more nacho than the original really i thought so hmm round six i know what this is this always makes me think of christmas christmas it's straight up green and blue or green and red flecks it is i always think of mexico that makes sense i mean not really yeah it's a flag yeah well yeah but the flavors got nothing to do with mexico it's a tortilla chip okay i guess that does a corn tortilla well i haven't had a cool ranch chip in a long time it's still pretty good it was never my favorite i never understood the passion behind them so i'm happy because it was always like you were either cool ranch or nachos yeah and everyone knows the nacho cheese side was way better way better it's not cool not cool in the sense of like him cool eating these jibs it's not cool like that it's not cold it barely tastes like ranch and it looks like christmas well you guys are right it is the cool ranch more like mediocre hint of wrench yeah luke warm christmas sprinkles well here's the question though is it better than flaming hot it's better than the flaming hood yeah okay i'm gonna drop this one down the middle yeah yeah they're flying a hat more like flaming knot round seven wow she gave you the light red one i got the dark red one this one looks peppery que pasa muvasa what are you essentorito there's a little sweetness and a little spice what's another spicy wow yeah you got more on yours than that wow that's hot habanero no i know that flavor what is that it's not habanero it's not hot enough to be habanero you're hob habanero wasn't hot though remember that's true is that jalapeno it's hot enough to be jalapeno that could be jalapeno i hate jalapenos so i'm just gonna tell you guys right now we could not find the jalapeno kind anywhere so it is not jalapeno it's habanero this is gonna be one of them uh hot sauce flavored ones that's a thing or that thing oh am i crazy bro i don't i didn't realize there were this many chips if i had to guess i think there's one that's like a tapatio flavor well maybe this is newman's own like italian yeah the weird guy on the bottle this is flaming hot cool ranch not even there was no hint of ranch anywhere i did not taste ranch at all i can taste it i did not i mean any of that i didn't out the gate but after having like now that you mention it i can definitely taste it that is definitely there's a little red there's no red and green flecks on it you can't even see the red it's all red it's almost like you have a okay there it is that's good it's all right it's pretty hot man i'm sweating like i'm i'm like getting a glisteny forehead you are dude you're glowing i'm like it's hot yeah yeah yeah round eight oh look at you oh it's golden golden doritos hopefully it's good maybe like a pineapple flavor do they have a pineapple one maybe like a pineapple flamin hawk wasn't the first dorito like just a corn chip was it it felt like it was wasn't any first chip just a tortilla chip no all right lawyers what is that it's really good in comparison to the other ones that's because all we gotta compare to is flaming hot i can't just see what's the taste that's really good so like classic tortilla chip ooh hmm it's like a street corn is that a thing now that is one thing about doritos is the more you eat the it like compounds the flavor you ever notice that yeah the more you eat the stronger the flavor gets yeah is there like a mexican flavor you guys are on the right track it's actually taco flavored meat taco flavor like we talking white people tacos like ground beef with the wow that's good a little uh seasoning you know what i'm placing this above cool ranch you know i could do that that's like the og like is that the like original flavor would you place it above the spicy i don't know i may be pretty good in the plato nachos i put it there above the spicy nachos all right moving up the ranks and the surprising change of events to answer your question the very first doritos were pretty plain flavored american consumers found that the chips were too plain without sauce so frito-lay gave them a sort of mexican seasoning called taco in 1968. and what we think of as the original flavor nacho cheese that one didn't debut until 1974. dang six years later dude those that taco one's good man okay like legit it would be in spot number two for me right now i could put it above that could you yeah i like it a lot man that's good nachos that'd be way good that's good round nine what in tarnation oh i know what these are takis takis what the heck now here's the thing who rolled up my dorito i'm about to be chastised in the comments i have never in my life had a taki is this a talk this can't be a talkie is it not a talk talkies aren't doritos it's gotta be doritos dude this has to be a taki dorito flavored takis it's too red takis flavored doritos what even is a taki just a rolled chip what are you is that why wow that's bad huh oh that flavor is so strong and pungent oh that is a way strong flavor that is a lot of lime a ton of lime oh man this is one of oh i don't like it the devil is it this is one of those things that like if you bought you'd have instant remorse no i want your five bucks back or whatever you all should throw in the trash whole bag it's gonna be lime flavored takis okay it's not takis it's doritos told you this is their their dynamite chili lime you mean dynamite lime lime there was no chili in there i didn't think they were too bad i don't know i didn't think it was possible that you were on the 3ds but you did it you did it dory no no no not ever no round ten that is red and dusty man i got the red one again look at this thing how many more flaming hots can there be doritos splashy nacho flamin hot whoo who's going heavy on that lime tickles what are you oh i miss broke mine i almost ate the whole thing this has got to be like a chili lime flamin hot or something you're real close flaming hot lime you guys are relying too much on that flamingo no thanks jeez i'm over it i am over it yeah i could go here or here it's just too much lime yeah i don't like it this is too much that's three flavors of flamin hot chill out round 11. my fingers are tainted now i know why we've only ever had three flavors of doritos because the rest of them suck oh they're trying too hard right bugle number two that's just what is that white cheddar it tastes like they found the warehouse where they stored their 3d doritos from the 90s and just thought hey like we don't want to lose cash on this like let's just give it a new bag and sell it again oh dude that tastes like dusty parmesan right when you're at your grandpa's house because you're you know your parents had to do something he doesn't have any food yet you need to go shopping don't look at the expiration date thanks grandpa all right these are spicy ranch 3d crunch spicy spicy ranch all right doritos clearly you're in need of some marketing assistance and if you want our expertise you can hire us and contact us at our about me section we'll help you out we'll help you out you got ideas where's this thing go does it matter i feel like anything below this line is better than chili cheese and it's not a matter of it tastes good it just chili cheese taste worse round 12. looks like all the other ones i think is a cool ranch something what is this flavor is there any flavor on this kind of all i taste is tortilla it's like a i guess these are even corn cold spice i don't know it's weird spicy cool ranch habanero so this one is actually the tapatio is that how you say it tomatillo okay that was the one that i was saying earlier yeah when it was spicy that's when i thought this one was you think the flaming hot nachos better than it yeah if we're being realistic you really think so i think so because it has at least cheese taste all right you're right tapatio is a condiment you put on top of other things you're right not the court main course final round could this be the one round that changes the game not likely but we'll find out are you sure together i recognize this one i think i've had this one but i don't remember the name chili salmon tastes like a bell pepper mmm i love bell peppers i know what it is you are right chili verde chili yummy nailed it you completely how did you miss the whiteboard oh i was like right here too what i mean get out of here [Music] yeah i would rather eat a bag of spicy nacho than chili verde or salsa verde whatever okay yeah you're right yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i was gonna argue and say you could have came in third but really she's not doing it for me and like i stated from the beginning the freaking og semi-og is the winner the og's right there right in second it's nacho doritos best chip in the world is just the nacho one there's no need to make all these other flavors your og's are so good it's why it's their staple right it's the one that started it all so when you think of then you get these heavy dividers in the marketing department that are like hey let's switch it up i've got some flaming hot i just got my degree and i want to make a mark on society well you did make a mark on society stephen you mean these crap doritos and now we think you're an idiot whoever came up with this you resign now okay you know what's funny if you haven't already those things have been around for a very long time a lot of mistakes stay around sometimes you just can't get rid of them that's true he's got a point i don't know who's buying them but it sure ain't me jeez it's stephen make his sales look good so they'll hire him back oh man it's not happening oh well we hope you enjoyed this episode as you guys can see spicy sweet chili came in third the taco flavored doritos came a second the og the oh the true og and then the tried and true the classic the nacho cheese cayman number one you just can't easily all you cool ranch kids get out of here yeah you're like in fifth place there you're fine sixth place you losers let us know what you think what's your number one dorito what's your favorite and if you know what if you appreciate our rankings there's a button down there now this is super thanks you can super thank us for our rankings and highlight a comment and make sure that we see it so that's right go ahead and check that out hit that button and you'll be right there at the tippity top so thanks so much for tuning in we hope you enjoyed it we'll see you guys here next time deuces later you good don't inhale that bro you're gonna regret it i just did all right round [Music] [Music]

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Published: Tue Jun 14 2022