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now hair-pullin know I'm bored [Music] hello that's what we do before we debate which is what we're gonna be doing today we're playing the Smosh edition of Master debaters we have a game at Target guys not crazy so we're gonna play it so we're gonna have people pair off and they have to debate and then those juries that decide who was wins and then the judge will either agree with them or not but first everyone has to pick a number and we'll see oh no you can't have that one don't share your number with anyone okay exception everybody has a number memorized yes good because I don't luckily I'm the judge okay so we're gonna do three rounds of this first rounds of debaters have 30 seconds for opening statements and then 30 seconds for rebuttal second round it's 20 seconds ooh what people who are not being a master debaters for that round are the jurors okay ready these are our first two it's on camera that's creepy the prompt is what is the worst sound in the world the first person has to say what the worst sound in the world is and the second person has to defend that sound and say why it's not the worst five four three two go now ladies and gentlemen you know me I'm just a southern lawyer but I think that the worst sound in the world is somebody chewing chips right next to your ear very closely because not only do you get the crunch hard dryness of chips but you get the slapping sweet spinny sound as well as they're trying to digest it with their mouths enzymes so you get you get you get dry and you get wet at the same time and all of the defensive and it hurts and you just feel like if a down your spine you're like oh no I became Lee Russell from Vice Principals okay ladies and gentlemen the joy I'm just another southern lawyer now my opponent here seems to think this is the worst noise but I can think of many worse has anyone ever sucked on a peppermint a mere inch from your ear or has anyone ever scratched a chalkboard or has anyone done this I contend these are far worse and now I hear what my opponent is saying he's saying that uh sucking on them into maybe uh screaming in the air is a little bit bad and I do agree and I think we can all agree with that however I would like to pose that and those those sounds can be made infinitely wise by somebody chewing chips at the same time right in your ear it's an exponential thing every single time no matter how you cut it Lee Russell for Vice Principal now in order for something to be the worst sound it must be the worst sound at all times now chewing chips is a relative noise based on your level of hunger now if you are very hungry it might sound very delightful to you if you are not hungry sure it will be bad then but I would contend that a NASCAR race sounds bad all the time thank you ladies and gentlemen of the jury my character has a gullet mine has frilled neck parts like one of those lizards that gets scared the shape of water it is a unanimous votes for number two Wow whoa hold on I get it the smoshgames guy comes on the Smosh main for a minute and you take care of your own eye stop talking about West that way I will say that when I'm fall the to the sound of chewing will make me want to throw up it is a very rough sound however there are worse sounds so I decree number two is the winner of the first of eight [Applause] [Music] four and three you guys do your thing where you're nice to each other you're both fired is peeing in the shower acceptable ah begin all right guys so I totally feel that penis shower is acceptable because first of all it's very convenient second of all you save a lot of water and third of them okay why not first did I say it was convenient yeah because you got sometimes the water hitting your back just makes you want to pee and you just gotta do it and you're like hey it's the right time second ball you save water you have to do that extra flush and third of all you know what I love doing it it just feels right and natural oxygen debate huge opening scene he'll pee and showers not acceptable because it is an extreme waste first of all you have to pee down your leg stuff you are wasting more water because you need to take more time to scrub your legs clean and you are not using your toilet aka you have a toilet that you are not getting your money out of that is a waste you are making the legs sturdy you have to scrub more thus making your loofah more worn out than you have to buy another loofah sooner and you have to use more body wash [Music] Olivia are you ready for your rebuttal begin I know I said in the previous back it is that it's very and you are saving water by not doing that exercise but you're also saving toilet paper which is very expensive sometimes there because you're in the shower and can conveniently you know washer private parts so you know you're saving a lot honestly so yeah go pick the shower guys you guys seen the Grassi it's really good so some people what they like to do when they just be in the toilet they just leave it there and then you save it up your pee and you keep peeing in PEP and then you can use one plus for multiple piece even more saving water sometimes you only way this just peek you just had to use a very little toilet paper whereas you're wasting multiple products in the shower whizzing we do this you're wasting your own gosh-darned time button and also a toilet is made for one thing jarmons bird the other showers not supposed to get dirtier let's count the votes we have three I think we have to trust the the jury on this one congratulations Olivia in the shower very good [Applause] yeah I love peeing in the shower I do it every day I'm just really upset that you are well I'm gonna be the judge now in this round okay we have two more numbers left two more people I wonder who it's gonna be number six you thought the first thing if that was nice yeah I did and your prompt is coconuts are nuts go alright coconut is definitely not it's in the name it's in the description you open it up and it's sweet and delicious inside just like a regular nut it's got that nice shell and then do delicious little filling it even has milk in it what comes from milk and almonds are also nuts that's really good okay what do I have to argue anymore I don't think I do I'm just gonna sit here and say how delicious coconut milk is yeah it's delightful it's delicious it's good for you and healthy coconuts are healthy just like nuts I would like to argue that a coconut is improperly classified for a coconut comes with milk already squeezed out along with the fact the coconut has three holes think closest to a coconut that also has three pools of Oh leave oh can you bowl and almond all right so my opponent said that coconuts not a nut because it already has the milk inside that just means it's more convenient of a nut than an almond is or anything else you would squeeze them out of it coconut was just like you know what I want to be the best nut so I got this milk right inside all you do is crack me open and there it is you know it's all delicious it's really really good if you like nuts you're probably like coconuts coz it's a nut I would like to argue that my opponent statement that's just because nut is in the name that it is a nut a coconut is nowhere near any part cacao even though it's got cocoa in its name I would like to also comment on the fact that he said that it's just like an almond in the sense that it's more convenient than one therefore it's a nut a cashew comes in any sort of peanut mix it's very convenient to eat and yet it's closer to poison ivy than it is an actual nut therefore I believe coconuts are closer to bowling balls than actual nuts just like a cashew is closer to Ivy then up keen eye for an almond thank you although I think coconuts I really enjoyed your argument how should the word and I'm gonna spell it ca RA M L so caramel caramel how should it be pronounced one is caramel two is Tara Mel so let's give it a shot we are not debating on deliciousness ladies and gentlemen of the jury ale the English language is not consistent it never has been caramel is the accepted term used by most people a lot of words and letters don't make sense caramel would be correct if we use Spanish pronunciation but we don't okay I would like to stand here and argue on behalf of the Baker who originally invented caramel caramel into it I was showing that that you can pronounce it either way but it needs an at the end caramel caramel there's a second a that my opponent is not pronouncing and that is honestly disrespectful to the original Baker we have to strike original Baker from the record because it happened after the ding Baker's do not make sweet candies for one that's a very different thing they used yeast ah now I'd also point out that my opponent said the wood that I said did you not hear also that's a very bad man prior to this debate no life was threatened merely the ability to walk later I did threaten that I would break both of his kneecaps if he called me out of pronouncing his side of the argument correctly as opposed to my own side of the argument and now that he has I will be hurt again he wanted to autonomy one for number six one for number six and one for number six oh well I will say as the judge I do have power to veto this but I won't you said his word all right so I'm the judge why is the person sitting here right coolest person in the room cannot include the judge Olivia is the best person in the world because she's carrying him turns one she cooks too she takes care of you she'll take you to Urgent Care and help you get through some hard stuff she's awesome because she can be silly and goofy once I can't but then talk about some sick documentary the next she's intelligent and silly at the same time also she's willing to kiss me on the mouth right there's nothing less cool than trying really hard to be cool no it does not do that Noah has his own style clearly he's not trying to conform to anybody else if you want school fashion he makes it himself using classic skills which is also cool he doesn't buy it this is not prepackaged cool this is someone being himself which I think we can all aspire to I don't know if you noticed but both these cool people have their own merch lines I'm not gonna pull any fingers but I'm pretty sure this girl over here is way more successful clothing line of watch the partier boy that's Logan so sleek everybody says look for your boy nobody says six-digit on Twitter Cortney you brought up some great points about why olivia is a very sweet and kind person I think we can all agree about that but that's not what this is this is about who is coolest now bringing up the brand's Olivia's is doing very well but it started way before Noah's did and he is diversified he's got the world of pins which is something he wanted to do it's pretty hip it's pretty cool you know shirts are great but he's getting a little bit more into other stuff you can't have it West Coast of the jury [Music] [Laughter] [Music] all right shocked surprise number one so I yeah it's an equal running between 1:5 and shame the wind because he usually doesn't Oh what are you in mock trial screw you judge you don't know me if you look you're the guy in the movie that's like that's like you we're all about to get beat up and the guys just like turn away and decide to leave and you're like yeah you better run and then they turn back around my master debaters will debate the point why is your opponent a better person than you good card I would buy this game number one goes from my opponent is way better than me because first of all he gives the best hugs I personally felt them and we all know he's just like a bear secondly he loves candy and I love him and he's super sweet he was filled with milkshakes and third he is also um engaged and he believes in love Wow what usually we're gonna have to strike that didn't go so Olivia's great we even had Courtney arguing how great she is she's super nice and generous every time I see her she just gives a big smile and you makes you feel welcome and warm and happy inside and I feel like she does that sure everyone cuz there's not a single person out there it's like oh man I don't like Olivia everyone's like Olivia's the best ah Wow she is the I didn't hear what you said after okay guys cut to winter games when we were in the relay race I really could not finish that slushy and he finished it for me and he got like twice the brain freeze and he also carried me on his back through multiple challenges and I think that is a great friend and I can't do that for you but you can and you've always been there for me so I Love You Man wow that was great oh thank you so much I love you too but you know I'm just gonna disparage myself in this one cuz I'm allowed to argue I just really wanted to sort be at that point I don't wanted more sugar so I don't know if that was really the nicest thing but you give great hugs you're always so happy to see everybody and you make everyone feel so welcome so our jury believes at number two it's the best debater we have one vote for Wes at number four oh we also got fair four that's four foot it four we got another four why I think both sides were really great at debating but I think the difference between the two where that number four was only displaying their perspective well number two made a great point that arguing on behalf of number four being a better person was also Prior debater so I think Wes its final round we have ten seconds for both open debate and ten seconds for our opening statements is it possible to be friends with your ex yes you can be friends with your ex because there's many different types of friends let's frenemies they're friends with benefits or even friends where the end of the word is spelled differently because maybe you wanted to spell it differently all right no you can't be friends with your ex you want to be in a new relationship and that's just gonna be awkward you don't want to make your new person feel that awkward insecure you don't want to do that yes is bad okay I didn't hear that part my opponents incorrect because he says that you can't be friends with your ex because a future partner would not like that I think that that's very wrong and that's you know being a good friend therefore you cannot be a friend with your ex but your ex could still be a friend to you what I feel like you'd be your friends with an ex 10 great you didn't have that great of a relationship that you can just turn to be friends but most people if you didn't have that good relation you would probably just a bad signal you know Wow I don't even remember what they said I said yes you could be friends with your ex reject him out of the court cannon three can't wait for this one Shane what I am going to vote for Wes because no one did say you suck [Laughter] which discounted service is the best choice discount plastic surgery or discount tattoo removal oh it's hilarious you get a jacked-up looking nose come on it's good laughs for the rest of your life or one boob that's over there and one boob that's up there come on awesome let's be honest if you need a tattoo removed you spent $45 on it and Daytona Beach while super drunk and you flashed your butt to get a discount listen you don't need a thousand dollar tattoo removal for that that's you rebuttal tion Olympian you need to do it that's what he sounds like my surgery that guy's sucks with this gal plastic surgery you can end up with the holy grail of bad things 3 butts and I don't care how dangerous you think tattoo removal is is better than having three butts I think we can all agree you don't get three bucks two votes that looks like a one I'm going to go with the jury on this one and give it to that guy oh my we got two numbers here we don't have to pick we got five and six with twenty else five more 2006 never you remember that all right so what else is five wheels six do songs need to have thought-provoking lyrics to be good angle stop opposing lyrics means more thought was put into them that person is more talented and cares more about their music therefore they deserve more credit and that's good well Bach and Beethoven created really great masterpiece of music and there were no lyrics so that's your definition of a good can also mean successful of a good song is number one in the charts and it has lyrics in it usually if it's number one or number ten that means it's good so it is good to have lip Olivia bring it on home with those ten second Tribunal's but I always say that like even though the songs are good sometimes they're timeless international just like how box and Beethoven's music it's international and it's timeless you got one vote for number six we got one vote for number six turned into a dog with a wiener nose Wow and Damian sucks five from therefore we gotta give this one to all of aiiah yeah all right so we've got a three-way tie no matter how many people tie there's still one way to choose the winner in this game and that is everyone who is tied for first place chooses a card and they pick whether the pro or con side of the debate for that topic all three people debate a different topic whatever side they want and then we choose of all three topics who just the best the most master who's sold in 15 seconds so what are you debating that cupcakes are the superior form of cake ooh you're 15 seconds go they are superior because they can form mass armies they can fit in your pocket if you have very large cupcake shape pockets ah one giant human would not be as good as the population that we have on earth I think saying you know like okay say you don't like people I'm debating that movies are better than TV shows I think these are better because it's more social you can invite all your friends to watch a movie and then TV shows are harder because there are pauses in between episodes and I think movies are better because it's a whole experience in a journey in an hour and 50 minutes rather than two years Wow all right what do you debate I'm gonna be arguing which would be a better place to live at a closet in Hawaii or a mention in our Antarctica what's better to live in I'm gonna go with the mansion no you ready go for it all right so closet pretty much living in like New York City mansion in Antarctica you got free snow cones all over the place you got free water you just go outside and melted out you've got a mansion you got cool stuff like TVs and all that stuff closet you're standing straight up while you're sleeping I ain't comfortable I chose as the most masterful debater Olivia I chose as the most masterful debater Spain tom i picked olivia also [Music] I would say we're all master debaters in a way oh and we have some game that we played and a half yeah yeah our channel written on the box that's really cool yeah you can check these out they'll be showing up in targets all around the country and online and online yeah okay you could say it's a Smosh get up her channel out go go go remove yourself I was wrong yes that was promised Wes would have cookies we love you guys okay Chanel you have a nice caboose Chappell look bye thank you so much for watching us play master debater Smosh edition if you want to pick up the first Smosh board game ever it's available only at Target in stores and online [Music]

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Id: rEDa4QRRUjY

Length: 24min 55sec (1495 seconds)

Published: Thu Mar 08 2018