Wayans Brothers Roast: Chris Brown, Lil Wayne, Bill Cosby & Manny Pacquiao on Sway in the Morning

this is sway sway sway sway in the morning in the morning in the morning shake weight you're [ __ ] us up cross shop I'm from the Wayans brothers man I'll sit there going what shows up I'm Senor show man that's a Largo god damn I mean wasn't me and Shawn I was like that's interesting show ya have to be on TV yeah what you watch for a long period tactic that shall not long period I'll let [ __ ] shows on long periods of time we get it all just long enough we use the 99 episodes right for syndication in white man pull the plug really buy 100 actually gave us a hundred and mostly we get like a car some money yeah they gave us a clock said times up their time to go but you made syndication so you get the right the residual dough is that how that works why people get robbed syndication we get residuals you can residual differently here get a check that check for 32 cents and piss you off they gotta make the ride to the bank to get the cast 32 cents it's a damn shame you in question thanks I'll get a $0.32 check sit not a dollar you actually got a 32 inch 32 goddamn sense it makes me mad it make me so mad make me angry listen you know not more angry the only that made me angry than that in fact that this girl got this long I sweat on no one she got all this damn ass right so we can't see it why to piss you off boom well why you wearing white we're sweating like that that's just hater we're big ol ass I come in the show I want to talk this way I seen this big 30 years I want to see is that's the new thing that's the new thing that's the other resident of you go okay what you pull it out I'm gonna smell your seat when you get up oh this is gonna smell I bet your smell weird you know what but let's say trace you go ahead and do it interview Oh what you got to say girl how you doing I'm doing don't be scared I'm just hearing and believe listen you see is it got netting so they go hold the smell so you go thank you mother and netting the whole smell that's what I call a ergonomic it don't hold coochie smelling but it was cloth the canvas holds in the free smell a hole in that dry flaking I be excused I really hate mom look at y'all give me I want a hot toddy I coming here this is I was like that I go he's like going to the cool bar but they give you headphones I got you you got more you just have the biggest damn prohibition what y'all make it look easy I just wish ladies hat now that's a distillery up in there y'all make and sways hat I love coming in Israel is like hanging on a corner with smoking weed with your friends you got liquor I'm okay do say okay I'm sorry and you hold it like an old drunk mom a stripper I don't tell nobody I not put nothing in the rent when his plate I hooked it I get a reverend some juice or some liquor before the sermon he owe me I'll take something do say I'll take I just don't tell Sean but you won't drink when you sick well how you think I'm gonna feel better yeah sure you guys at Carolina Charlotte judgmental I don't know what his [ __ ] is he's supposed to be here hitting this won't be a good big brother game slow up on that you okay are you okay liver pickled you put so much liquor in here my feet gonna be even I love you you know I do yeah we go yeah we playing held at Carolina's weekend yeah so y'all come on through it's only $50 people act like oh how much is the ticket can you me up with a free no I ain't no free you bring your hands down to Caroline's is $50 okay you see to Wayne's for the price of one deal [ __ ] so come on through you got it [ __ ] gotta have a deal well I get you getting two wins for the price of one and I'll do extra five minutes I throw the extra five minutes and I'll let the [ __ ] from juice that say you got the juice now man yo open up and do five minutes one so that's a package deal come bring your ass you got to do more than Williams you want to talk with a man at age seventy four two three three four five and then up next Martin I want you to join us for celebrity wire okay it looks like Chris Brown is gonna have a new home inside a cell he going to jail again mmm Oh Chris ain't made for jail all you two pretty that's up next in little Wayne that's right we got Marlon and Shawn Wayans with us right now they had care lines tonight tomorrow and Sunday you in the tri-state area uh 7:30 to 10:30 tonight as well as Saturday in Sunday and then you guys going over to Dover Downs Hotel and Casino in Dover Delaware right on that's on the 23rd and then February they'll be at the comedies on a Charlotte North Carolina yes and then we're gonna be a well I'll take the rest day with you oh you ain't gonna be a Marilyn you own your own brother no y'all been tore everybody's been torn a lot did y'all like how about we try and make this money day lettin [ __ ] in TV so this is this the only thing we got is live shows they gonna bring back the minstrels watch you're not doing funniest wins anymore the white man don't know where you gonna let me do I'm sorry but in this re yeah do i how long you'll be doing radio you don't know old white man got plan okay sorry sure no no please don't do waves by the shell for 15 years with everything we had like ten season show we had we had them written why we had we had shown well you go to a black show is we might be back really really it can't see their commercial but I like how you got your doors locked y'all-y'all like we ain't gonna be no uh Paris attack in here brothers you get to knock they play for security it tight nah man you can't just walk in this my hand got shot but I got point shining Marlon Wayans on here man we got a lot of celebrities in the news man we want to get your take on some of these stories so ask we won't get it'll be we won't put you all on black I'm already in the news don't worry about it you you'll see about a shark oh man what you can't ask me [ __ ] about people business I don't know I don't know we touched them yeah keep they keep trying to know I'm not as fingered only do not know what happened is do copy the girls and the moles on Bill Cosby [ __ ] face we know we don't know well yeah ask the model no I don't I don't know either it's got to go got no pink I just got to tell him Fox I'm I was the Fox p IX I don't know what do you would so what do you think of Bill piles I don't know I want to down another [ __ ] what is you know what is you mean we already got one [ __ ] out of work and even we want to pick at your [ __ ] show juice yo how do we do answer that question that's there's no right and women hate you if women don't hate you Cosby hate you and God you know I did it every summer shouting right if you get it and if you say son about Cosby Rudy and all black people hate you you can't win all right so let's go to next don't know man I would just you you can finally you get what we said yeah I get it but I would definitely if somebody falsely accused me of something me I'll be at I my question yeah I'll be like nah man I don't do that up you we might share my face put her in my face we might see Cosby cars for the first time you want [ __ ] better leave me alone here's the thing you eat now it was the 70s we're pre there everybody was high nominees are you put [ __ ] in your own drinks in the seventies message he might have raped himself in the 70 Oh everybody coming for city 40 of those a bill copyright me everybody everybody on the out with it go saying he waved them sorry marlon wayans yes no we're gonna skip far i know we went too far when you get them gosh I ain't even trying to get up I'll show cancel will be on tour with you the way no way no way boy I'll be dog the Wayans brothers I feel like on [ __ ] get it no actually he actually he was very he was cool with Damon he was cool with that way and whether he us you know he hated look like oh why didn't I don't know look cousin ballin you to put in Mallen used to do stuff where you grab it and do crazy stuff God you know we just knew little over comes easy Wow the last time I was here I just put his foot inside is about things that you used to eat your phone now the Pirates of this [ __ ] abortion good that whole 15 seconds was lit up with George why would the parents continue to have sex after Sean perfect then after birth kok-long should not exist that's the thing that belongs or the kiss you after you baby my nose is writing can you give me a size Somali give me a sheet of wallet I got into white belong on the stomach you see over here going down and you got a damn football we make liquor in sways head you're like I just like hanging on the corner man football big city oh you need y'all liquor you wasting this you need your own liquor I want see I wasn't ever be Moscato anyone I should not be doing this need to be the heaven be Moscato as she was actually getting emotional do you said that like you feeling like [ __ ] like she's met with the chemical company that makes [ __ ] you don't understand I have you can have a liquor vineyard she what she would have it how do you grow that she's trying to find out how do you grow the chemical that allows you morning to make [ __ ] like wine and why are you saying on turnaround show you an oh boy mad at you win this long ass shirt like this [ __ ] me show your talent so what else is in the celebrity why okay what else no Christina Milian oh who that is yeah I know Christina man I just saw yesterday she was going to be you got me an argument she was gonna being scary movie was arguing hello oh man Twitter's such a place to this Instagram everything you could actually call it it's a gate it's a it's a argument for no reason oh now she's beautiful and I ain't not when you come at me like this you I charge all your problems I don't want to talk about it give me a shot all right let me turn around show ya ass make us out on our lawn Oh drink monkey sick he said she was gonna say that oh oh I know my brother he knows got it brother loves him ya know he said don't tell your son dog look at you know I got a look at me no are you serious you're drinking green tea liquor Oh Sean this green tea right hello no you can smartest no I have 19 Wow and nothing I don't feel sorry for you when you tell me you did see this this is a grass-fed and I'm sick Sean I'll get a tan I don't say no why why that was the small gears I've been working like a slave slaves go that bomb Allah to me some time off Abbas away he just goes quickly to the don't I'm all for the boy Sean it's not me Heather be made me a drug dog but did you hear the big brother energy right there now you're my sweating yeah I need my tea by the punch me in the chest like the old yeah you know that imma get on the phone and call the other two big ham don't call them [ __ ] flee and we just don't have a hour long conversation about how stupid moment all this damn no Brock ain't got no big brothers that I became president yeah big bro you've never made it you stop that governor he was never government will you know what I meant don't get better on me do you think is on his radio don't know whether you no or whatever you call the audience dumbwaiter these [ __ ] don't know if he was a councilman everybody think he was a alderman ultimate all the man he was a sinner this one knows what you articulate and educated in usual log but yet you always keep it a little real I seen you in a tuxedo with the goddamn hat on and I said damn suede you can sometimes you just don't keep it real take a hat on you in church I see I've seen the guy you did carry warrants take the goddamn bathroom good copy organize a part in his head what's going on oh all right so to finish up with Kristin Amelia's she's finally being vocal about her relationship a little Wayne which has been rather controversial for two reasons one because that's her boss and then two she's in this really interesting triangle maybe it's a square because his baby mama Nivea is also the baby mama of Christina's baby daddy the dream now she went on Wendy Williams listen now none of little Wayne's life makes any damn sense that's why he's called little grain your grown-ass man with the first in that last name for the first name the man don't make sense it's called scissor he got that [ __ ] don't make sense trying to make sense he what makes him got gold teeth over baby teeth on a different planet he don't make sense Wow he's an insect you took this little cause he's an insect he the roaches son it just doesn't make sense come on well Kristen Emilia loves him as she said it when she was that Wendy Williams listen to this he's my man crushed everything look he rich and apparently got a huge dick women are Weezy so what you gonna do right if everybody wants your baby does he ever wear a condom does he ever he got more kids than my mama did it's a boy Wayne just way a bag sometime well shoot outside running on the blocking come what y'all havin date somebody that was like your employee that's true not in this environment would I date an employee you know not in this climate now you love I mean look things is different they could be in love they're entitled to have their love it happens all the time let little Wayne and Christina had a love and you sound like a dude that got like five girls he's banging at his office love it work environment oh you know she bosses pull up it's just can you know sauce skin it he's gonna tell her to do a job sucking a dick is a job blow job right BCPs it it's apparently a job you get that's the best time to get overtime right I'm wrong I love it that um row that's deep that's deep I'm wrong that's deep deep though Tracy thanks for that celebrity wine no damn that's all you got oh wait I did mention Chris Brown I didn't mention Chris Brown oh no don't send this boy are you serious what you doin can't take it when a he can't keep dancing his way away from date it's gonna go perfect wait a minute some of them dance moves he gonna stop no I don't catch him what happened okay so he wasn't quite recently because he had to get a product accurate but it looks like his product report was all ABS because his probation has been revoked in part because he was in two nightclubs and there were shootings that happened well he didn't do the shoot I know but they still think that he has I love the one that's new the one that's out with a video goes all didn't he also violated his probation because he didn't get court's permission when he was travelling on top of that he got arrested twice gotta make money you look Chris ain't ganks let the love boy out of jail that'll make put him in parochial school to somethin come on it's breezy leave him alone let him let him out of jail um he's an entertainer let him entertain that's all enough okay yeah but he makes some bad choices to be real he kind of makes some dumb dumb choices the boy he made an rapper choices he says Laura B singer John he needs a rapper choices yeah the rapper choices you know that's not worked for because everybody is credibility you're supposed to snow need jail for amazeballs to stop right here Nick when you start creeping up on your face that's rap put it back down here he just missed he needs a spankin her dad just a big brother or dad to punch him in the chest or just whoop its ass and go enough now hey hey hey hey hey kind of like what Shawn did when yeah about the liquor right I got wasn't drinking goddamn it's a spot blowing mother oh my gosh I'm gonna be the sweat coming down y'know yeah yeah I may be nervous Shawn no I'll be on Whitney Houston I just swept in a while oh wow oh wow I'm sorry well mr. Kylie put something to my drink you got people Wow I went to fall on Epson radio and that's our Sirius satellite rather really this is viewership Shawn came and go Dan Wow y'all are so judgmental you damn people don't like doing this place no goddamn I'm lying I love this place yo shining Marlon Wayans man huh so we want to thank our guests for coming by we did the damn thing uh uh Don Resort for coming by she got our new album is called okay Manny Pacquiao for coming by he's signing on the fight mayweather mighty population did he sing the national anthem singing home we got a sink and you D by the guns early like with the blood we be held back by my angry knees that's fine MA better Victoria Justice thanks for coming through he wants to fight Floyd Mayweather it's gonna be a very good fighter he's a nice guy in fight you feel a nice guy yeah he's a very nice guy I I would like though he after the round and oh you get man I need to talk about what you and he going to twenty minutes I wanna marry Pacquiao not never fear-o and I'm bad he's so nice anyways I invite you over in the middle under a fight over to my corner and we could not [ __ ] sing karaoke they talk like that dur uh twister came by today oh my gosh you can I thought that was mom I like twister his background smelling oh he had a bunch of calories when I thought that or Timberland I thought Emily was sick I said damn you was buff I lovely timber below my manly Amit's who's my extinct was mr. big mark mark Dougie fresh dude it wasn't stickers like a long time I'm like I know it for a fact I was smelling Oh lil jon oh yeah yeah great holiday yeah all the stink that's in that Cup the gold teeth the cavities that yeah and the hair oh gee yeah Wow no John I distinct as much him in a Lil Wayne oh oh definitely definitely depends on cheap identity play got that didn't know it like the costly and you'll see over there right the gun Oh Shawn and Marlon Wayans man check catching Mike airlines land on tonight 7:30 to 10:30 the entire weekend laughter I feel like I lost 15 pounds crying so that's that's all our gas out to be how can I reach you get me up at the happy hour wh Instagram oh yeah she's a trucker sit in the side and then you gotta you gotta get up a tree and touch her thigh she's got all right love me yeah thank you for tuning in sway the morning shape-ups a 45 you

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Length: 25min 14sec (1514 seconds)

Published: Sat Jan 17 2015