WARNING: STILL BRUTAL | Whack The Thief

warning this game contains scenes of severe violence and gore if you don't always review them please close this game now or else what hello mister thief take the Hat oh it's a merciless little kid isn't he hello everybody my name is Margo lion welcome to whack the thief you guys really really really enjoyed whack your boss and I don't know if that was his pent-up frustration at your own workplace habits or if it was another deeper issue that we're not gonna explore right now so let's relieve more stress on this unsuspecting thief I got him it's much better animating this one than it wasn't the other one excuse me are you a really old man robbing my house all righty then huh the kids like suits they keep coming into my house Oh at least his turtleneck kept his stump nice and warm Oh classy touch all right what else we got Oh another one more you see what happens if I wait too long are you gonna do something are you just gonna stare at me glaringly yeah all right fine a player came take this I'm gonna get ya twitchy about neck things I don't like it this is so close to Christmas I feel bad because he he might be Santa Claus for all I know that's what Santa looks like and here I go with a dumbbell again I know that didn't have anything to do with the dumbbell oh here we go alrighty then this kid might be a little bit messed up but that's okay who else wasn't brutally murder a thief that's breaking and entering into his own house yeah I've added up about to be here to here to here with you also to you I don't know what I'm talking about anymore what he said before dude run away haven't you had enough old man boy what is that murder people in so many ways compared to the boss thing maybe this guy can no reserve okay yes play those games kid play them hard I've only gotten five of 13 how many more ways could there be I'll show you little bread wait oh no no no okay that sounds bad I thought he was gonna go for the neck that's still bad Oh dad no not dead oh okay I wonder if that screwdriver on the grounds a thing up I finished him off does a good old sock to the jaw now the screwdrivers how about this dill oil oh not dill not gonna kill him with pickles as far as I know we're gonna kill them with oil well this just mean look at him it's like home alone it's so funny in some ways except for except for the part where he keeps going yeah all right it was like almost comical until he died all right what does the door do well did you know there is hell house is haunted hey hey why is he trying to whisper yell who's he afraid of waking up it's someone whisper yelling into a microphone hello one chance hi guys I think it's a shovel maybe it's a rake oh it's a golf club okay oh you miss try again yep Joe's got a little Slugger you'll get in a min keep going alright okay alright you're not cut out for golf okay Oh tackle box is that a toolbox tackle tool but toolbox the obvious Reverend stays venture movie don't recall the poor we die horribly alrighty then there you have it so look into the dead eyes of this kid watch him as he plays his cane watch him as he is emotionless knowing full well what he just did or whatever what about flashlight of course how would I possibly miss that one nothing to do with the flashlight okay that this kid is very good at killing man there's got to be like some stories behind this kid like some origin stories of comics made about this kid what he's done to get to this point I didn't think I did this hey did I do that I don't know if I know I don't think I did that get in the bag look boy I was a mistake in the bag yeah just for good measure in case the Cobra wasn't gonna finish him off yeah that yeah that use your full body weight on it he'll stop twitching eventually bought a book book book get book books are for learning books are for nerds Oh Matt it's not a book he was an old man the old man cowering oh good there's nothing left we're at the epilogue kids just bored whatever homework whatever dad for video games I guess so oh man well that's all the whack the thief there is there's other whacked the whatever games that I could play if you really want me to play him it's more just like a storybook and you just see me cringing it's a different death but hey if that's what you want me to do let me know in the comments below thanks again everybody for watching check out the other videos I did about wacky or whatever's in the description below or the annotations over there thanks again everybody and as always I will see you in the next video how's about to say those legal but shows the murdering thief

Channel: Markiplier

Views: 13,436,425

Rating: 4.9209862 out of 5

Keywords: Markiplier, Whack The Thief, Funny, Funny Videos, Whack Your Ex, Whack Your Boss, funny moments, reactions, react, gameplay, free games, games

Id: -b0gIAHmGSE

Length: 9min 14sec (554 seconds)

Published: Sat Jan 03 2015