Warhammer 40K That Guy

[Music] greetings viewers Matt n back with an educational video for you on some people you may encounter while playing 40K now these might not be all the people that you run into and if there's any that we don't cover just leave a comment below this Predator Tank I'm going to be proxying to be one of the new stalker tanks um it's got the Ia storm Cannon array and it comes with the regular search light and smoke launchers I'm wanting to try some assault Terminators um so these tactical Terminators are actually going to be some assault Terminators want to see if I can get them into some close combat these are some extra cruit that I have laying around um they are going to be some assault Marines I'm not really wanting to buy some and paint them up so I'm going to approx you some some of these and uh see if I can't get these in some close combat as well and these here this is going to be my standard tactical Squad um no Sergeant no special weapons just 10 Space Marines I'll probably combat Squad it five and five that way I can you know cover more of the board this is going to be my Devastator Squadron we're going to have three last cannons since they went down on points with the update and just a plasma cannon as well for some added Firepower and this is just going to be the standard uh Devastator Sergeant here this is my second tactical Squad it does have some heavy weapons it's got a it has a plasma cannon as well and this is going to be a plasma Gunner the Baby Ruth is going to be a plasma Gunner and uh Sergeant here with power fist is going to be uh the guy wearing the Hat here I've never used land Speeders and I've always wanted to use land Speeders so that's that's going to be these um I really want to kind of Zoom these around the board and really get some some flanking positions and these are just going to be two standard rhinos that I'm going to use to probably transport one of my combat squaded troops around um nothing fancy know added armor anything like that just uh standard rhinos what are these animal crackers over here uh these are actually just animal crackers they're actually just my snack oh okay thank you all right here's our appointment for first turn and we're about to see about uh stealing initiative here all right we got this come on six are you kidding you always get to go first all right here we go rolling the wound Vindicator to gargoyles looks like all wounds here are you kidding me I faking hate gargoyles God all right the Space Marines have put everything they can into knocking these guns off this objective for the wind here comes some cover safe 15 cover saves coming up needing fives are you kidding me don't think you got it buddy God I hate these stupid guns yeah fail your own now huh yeah all right so that's the deployment now I want to steal an initiative I don't have any dice can I borrow one of your dice please yeah sure no problem here you go thanks man steal initiative yes are you kidding me hey um I get to go first um can I borrow your take measure I don't have mine um I guess excellent thank you very much all right so we got the Demolisher cannon cheed at these gargoyles here um let me get your uh large template over there so I can uh put it over there make sure I see how many I can get here uh looks like a a decent five there all right can I borrow some dice again still still have any dice here's two of them for your scatter appreciate it oh yeah scattered ice I see it right here I'm grab it from you yeah just you can just take that all right thank you see here oh good hit five dead um well I actually get cover don't I from being in cover oh you know I'm not really sure about the the rules let's read up on it I don't have my rule book let me just grab yours across the table here it's it's just right there all right you seem to know where it is oh yeah what page is ordinance weapons on again uh I have no idea I've never really looked it up you don't have any idea no I don't do you ever I'm prepared for these games uh I uh all right good game epic hand shake had a lot of fun man and other thing I noticed is that you've got some really nice painted models here ni I've actually got a tournament next next weekend and these will definitely win me um best painted army so if you don't mind and I I already see that you have battle foam so that'll be perfect hold uh all right man appreciate it hey uh wait um Matt yeah I see I see the keys right here on the the battle no you you can't take my car all right um yeah I good luck I guess thanks right once again I demonst your Canyon at the these guns right here in the middle you sure you want to do that so close to your guys oh yeah I do it all the time for some reason and you know always where seems to work out for me okay all right well I'll hold the template for you if you want to go ahead and roll your on this guy yeah right there on the center usually what works best for me all right just make sure you roll it close to the uh last template oh yeah no absolutely all right looks like we're scattering uh this direction about 8 in let's see what that is here so that' be like over here-ish well let's look at the the a looks like be like probably be like right there is no I'm pretty sure it's a dead hit on your Devastator I mean I have the tape measure so it looks like it's going to be like right I mean if this area here if we look at the angle I mean it's clearly hitting your guys um I mean are you sure because I mean I'm the one that's measuring with the the tape measure yeah I mean it looks like it's like dead center like right there all right all right let's uh let's get these plasma cannons at this turbo going try to take it down so I got a couple more wounds left if you would just hold that for me okay all Co let me just put you want a dead center on his back yeah right there on his back it'll be just fine okay all right I got where um what where are you going I just like having a clear surface to roll on it's a little you probably should roll close to the uh the scatter you know the template I mean all right well I guess uh all right good it's a hit um well well hold on let me come take a look at it real quick I just bring it in there um well you just kind of uh all right well what was the hit okay okay all right I guess I'll Trust You awesome hey you up for a friendly game yeah sure man um just let you know I've been in a lot of tournaments I'm really good actually going to Nationals next week so I'll try and take it easy on you wow that is this is a great opportunity for me to learn something from a pretty experienced player that's looking forward to it here going to be shooting over here these Space Marines what are the what are the ranges what are these even called uh these are the high guard um their range is like about 32 and2 in yeah and and a half Ines yeah some that's about about that okay it's pretty close to it yeah um let's go ahead and grab the Codex and look that up if you don't mind just showing me that rule there so you don't trust me I just uh well you know it's always good to double check I guess I can do that you know your mind might be full of so many different roles that you may just have gotten this one wrong yeah um 24 so that was about right about right okay close yeah definitely all right so I've read a couple forums that this turbo gun here can actually spawn things like more units every turn and they're super scary I just noticed you haven't done that all game I was just wondering are you serious where what that is awesome yeah apparently it is dude all right we got a simple assault here again um and first stat we're going to need is the initiative what's your initiative of your terot uh let me double check that real quick hold on [Applause] okay and um what about what about strength um about strength that should be that should be in basically the same spot where where the I'm checking hold on uh three three okay um and uh what about toughness how about toughness uh hold on let me check real quick again it should be about in the same spot uh it's hold on it's right here I got it hold on just let me do it I'm a master remember okay three three yeah okay and um just while you're there just in case we probably need to know some some wounds how many wounds that they have oh man God I knew it was like right there yeah you were probably just looking at it a second ago yeah just I I know what I'm doing all right just let me saying you they have one wound each anything else you need to know um I think that's about it all right well let's do this all right I am exactly 12 in away from these Terminators totally going to make this charge just watch it's a long shot but I can do it all right so these four gauns just assaulted into these four Terminators and I am needing fives to hit all right only two misses let's do this all right needing fives to wound all right four sixes all right four Terminators four wounds let's do this all that work for nothing two up safe w w stinky the termagant the only one left alive in his Squad facing down the brunt of the Space Marine forces needing insane heroism to stay on the objective and win the game here it goes boom that is insane insane hero Wim stinky the termagon and that's my 500 points of Space Marines and here I've got my Army list on this iPad it'll be available if you want to look at it for the game and um throughout the game it's every every rule everything's in there that we need to know that's nice and organized I like that all right I know you said uh 500 points um I might be like one or two over I hope that's okay just one or two over yeah it's it it's I had to do it from memory cuz I forgot my codex so I hope you don't mind um if you need to see here here's the uh my Army list that I did for you this is your Army list here yeah it's uh like I said I had to do it for memory so it's it's like 501 is I see that I also appears to be a smiley face and a square root of something or other standard I I have to do mathematical formulas to figure out my Army list but that that's about 501 is something like that so let's just get to the game see how we do all right well hopefully it turns out well for the LLY Space Marines all right ID's first turn and the hve or going to be moving on let 6 in that's about right uh what the heck is that what yeah you may want to move it back just a couple of hundreds of an inch you know how much hundredth of an inch is uh how do I measure that me is that my tape measure yeah go ahead and move it back uh a little bit uh like that uh little wait little more uh um there uh okay all right so uh like are we good okay good perfect okay so I can put this one there all right first turn moving razor backs up right there um what's that uh 6 in right should I get your little machine thing well I already under the tape measure and and I've got a eye for this thing you know it's uh pretty simple 6 in to 6 in so you know you don't have to you have to consult the machine at all oh okay all right well I guess you know what you're doing all right next [Music] vehicle

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Keywords: Warhammer 40k, warhammer 40000, hobby, tabletop, painting, miniature, wargaming, advanced, techniques, army, Games Workshop, tutorial, how to, that guy, funny

Id: 1_UXan8lQa4

Length: 12min 18sec (738 seconds)

Published: Tue Dec 31 2013