Vox Machina vs Mighty Nein Highlights | Critical Role

let's go ahead and jump into tonight's episode of critical role fox machina versus mighty nine had the chosen champions a word before the fray oh is he asking us to talk huh so we accept your challenge of mortal combat [Laughter] that if you guys are really good we're really sorry because you seem like cool people and they don't want to hurt you okay and let it be known we do have a vestige among us i don't know if you know what that is but it's quite powerful if you wanted to quit now we might understand i don't know what a vestige is nice one what does that do i feel like i feel like she's lying i feel like it's oh man the original hand is near the room so oh we can pause we can yeah we can't pause do you want to pop no let's all freeze frame free shrimp well done i just i needed to i needed to use the original yeah it was back there i hadn't busted that out in a while might as well man it's in the hand scan man that rhymes wait why am i not [Laughter] and uh forget the character we've been recording him for a year it's just my voice i know it's just my horn that [ __ ] sucks that's it i can't do anything all right jump on it you can jump on the hand yeah and then fall as soon as it moves or fly with it take ride the hand i'll jump on my hand yes okay who cares who cares who cares okay all right i will say i will say i will say well the hand is holding the box so it's not able to really kind of defend itself or try and flick you off it's your choice keep the box or try and knock off four keep the box all right so yeah with that i'll ride the lightning what do you say to dominate him i say um uh i say honey came and you call me red-handed fighting with a guy named ford but now you gotta start working for me so point that big ass sword and you're gonna do some damage when you're fighting for the other side oh my goodness i rolled a 17 plus four for a 21. that's my dc so he just saved you are a lucky [ __ ] i need deck safe from both of you okay i'm really here for your outfit right now maybe after this take the tower thanks for like your ass okay chats i have no pants [Laughter] what fiend gave me no pants as your hand touches the gem there's a moment where it flashes bright lights the two halves of its color shift to a full blue coloration there is an apparating divine glow of bluish white light and as it fades you look before you you see fully armed and ready for battle percival oh [Music] my gun on scandal i'm going for jester she's a dangerous she's a she's a date she's a beast she's a beast on the field guys through the damage uh i'm gonna do that i'm gonna do that first no i'm gonna do it at the second level all right go ahead and roll and attack pike you sh the guiding bolt flies out and impacts directly and just goes through it and a moment later a moment later it goes yeah oh and tries to react it doesn't quite sell it looking so bad [Applause] okay okay okay okay i forgot about that it's okay okay it's okay it's okay it's okay level d and d guys listen listen listen we're gonna we're gonna [ __ ] do this my secret she would be keeping oh what ship did you sail on friend what what ship did you sail on the ball eater what ship did you sail on the [ __ ] broken howl okay i will i will move but not before i inspire pike trick foot uh it's up to you mrs shorthalt to be everlight loves you more than you can know whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa before i dimension dora i'm going to cast a quick uh inspiration to vax okay go ahead and speak the inspiration oh uh what a rogue needs what a rogue wants is my 12d inspiration dice and i'm thanking you for 12 days [ __ ] up so you dimension doors you use my movement to just circle around you the like the medic the entire like i'm just going to go back and forth like like this yep you are right there beneath them you can't hit me i'm wearing glasses i'll do minor illusion to make myself [Laughter] this healing word is just it's not it's something yeah yeah yeah i was going to do healing word [Music] i was like we don't have time for a word i got to get over there when i fell my butt was exposed a little bit okay so both hands is there any hair on your butt cheek or is it perfectly just burned off porcelain okay yeah that's right what level you casting it i saw the idea of like like from bo's perspective like spell spells t-rex round this dude just just unloads pretty much indiana jones [ __ ] is shows has been really seen a gun at this point you've seen them oh but not like this oh you're one of those rich boys oh yes first shot i love it in this outfit i don't know why but you look like the like the benjamin the gayest of ben franklin's and i love it so much i love it so much so that's ben franklin yeah [Music] or how would scanlon like to die i mean gloriously probably on fire i hmm i can't i can't do that as i'm lying there by the way you see like a letter to his daughter's fault it said it said you briefly read it and it says four or six seconds uh i know i was a bad father figure to you but but i hope i've made amends and i hope that all all daughters who have felt that same shame and pain find only joy in their life because there's nothing there's nothing more precious than a daughter who needs more love i pick up the letter and i go cool i needed something to blot this wound and then i just reach in and i grab his throat because i know that that's kind of the source of his power and what he's been utilizing and cutting words us and i just kind of grab his esophagus and kind of get a little area there a grasp around it and just crunch and rip and uh wow and rip his throat out there would be a painful yell if sound could come out and a few moments of spasming before scanlon lies still on the ground that changes a lot of campaign one [ __ ] okay so kind of i'm yeah i'm riding a t-rex i'm kind of floating on ford's head and i see pikes uh you know struggling ahead and i'm just going to take my out my bow staffing he just proposed to me yeah he had a daughter too i'm going to come down not that one could your school be flying around what does scanlan do on scalen's spiritual turn uh uh on scale and spiritual turn uh scanlan is gonna take off his pants [Laughter] and just shake it chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken do i see since i'm unconscious and in the uh no but you may be able to see it here shortly i can't wait till like ronan starts playing competitive sports or competitive anything oh my god and you're gonna be the like this ref is [ __ ] you're gonna be that mom i'll just be a whole nerd by the back of her shirt stop that is a two only imagine how warm in that outfit is right now two plus six is um i want to be buried in this guys same same more dollar clown makeup but i bought it a kid's store you got a lot of makeup out of that four bucks yeah yeah yeah okay so um i'm gonna really protected her good job [Music] that was the spell it was it wasn't his own volition that was a t-rex mine no i'm dead i also want her more than 50 feet away from exhaling yeah three of us dated who was the most dangerous in their group and we decided it was jester but we were wrong it's really laura that is absolutely true absolute truth um i'm going to do this the pigtails are a ruse you're unconscious pike as you go to rush away consciousness goes dark visions of a ass-shaking ghost i'm kind of confused because i feel like i was supposed to protect me forever finishing pikes go percy you're up um oh but you have to you have to reload every shot so yeah you do so that's all i got that's all you got uh i'm gonna go uh take some cover again all right around are you arguing with the ghost the pantsless ghost oh it's your turn he's just in the bathroom with everything hanging out pike roll a death saving throw for me here we go guys i'mma roll my pike dice what do you think if you want to find it if you want to call it go find it tell me what it is i gotta call it that's right it's under yeah it's in the window i respect this now i respect this i'm all about it there it is yeah can you see it need your phone [Applause] that was incredible ford you're up i'll go over and very respectfully like salute to pike and sink [Applause] uh with advantage okay so uh 29. that definitely hits okay and with that pike best buddies you look like him wait wait what what is it [Applause] [Laughter] i as my my body floats up i see scanlin and i rip off my clothes and we just go dancing in the lava and back frozen seize their souls oh my god you won that's so [ __ ] up that's amazing raven queen hud like this he's still got the [ __ ] crystal and he sells the [ __ ] crystal i thought i could maybe kid i that was it wasn't great to be honest oh no oh you've been great you're killing it oh sorry liam this is your table [Applause] that's fine i'll just take a [ __ ] under yours he is pantsless that's real easy um pike and scanlan are just boning in a pool of lava i've always wanted to do this in lava okay can i attempt to inspire jester from beyond the grave sure i'm gonna read her at an inspirational limerick you you took on vox machina in a fighty we made it interesting well slightly despite pike's holy mace you drew a dick on our face and proved that you nine are mighty oh [ __ ] death has done you right well done i've been busy keep taking the [ __ ] i'm getting from the height which loses the inspiration sorry oh god is that your hand or some sort of strap-on or whatever that's aggressive jessica is your turn oh my gosh i feel so inspired i love the angle that you were at for some reason yeah do it i uh i do the thing i um just kind of like grab his wings a little and just kind of like walk away with him just dragging him over the rock wow wow a little brutal i appreciate that joke natural 20. the natural 20. i think he explodes how do you want to do this i guess marissa has murdered me in battle right now grabbing him and kind of dragging him out by his wings and i just start looking i kind of throw him over the lava pool to let him like start to singe while i look for uh the christmas i don't know how she's killed you in lava yeah yeah oh yeah be on him i'll rip your mask off i didn't get that fart hot make sure you punch this [ __ ] off my face every attack i'm like okay push off my face punch off my face he's punched off my face so much i love him dad with yeah there you go the range on that's good oh 60 feet how long have you had that i had one hit point like did you yes all right finish this bow's turn forward you son of a [ __ ] don't you run from me i'll use my bonus action to cast expeditious retreat i'll continue to fly to the top of the tower all right so that puts you at a full movement of what uh 120. oh yeah you head to the hatch the hatch isn't locked it's closed i throw the dog head down stairs you just need to fly down down the stairs this way you get down to the bottom floor and turn and percival's right there gun back against the stairs you can close the distance oh no oh i do have my action because that was just a bonus action yep i will close the distance and i [Applause] [Laughter] i walk over to the crystal definitely get there and i activate it you're holding your hand as you lift it you hear the sound of hundreds and hundreds of demons cackling and screaming and cheering as the gem radiates and as you do percy shifts into white [ __ ] and and molly is standing there a [ __ ] [Laughter] it's like a game of freeze tag did we do it the cheering gets louder and louder and i'm going to leave the chest all right you open the chest and you find i feel again since we got last time a circle of blasting all right take it all right i'm good so you were gone for a bit got weird that was nice there was a little lounge there they had they had coffee it was very nice do you want to go outside hello he was actually this other guy oh there's a crossbow i'm gonna yeah you hear the same skinned figure steps to the front of the tower once more apparating seemingly out of nowhere that was entertaining thank you oh and i'm proud that there was little mercy shown snaps a finger and you watch as the spirits mid-fucking get pulled into their bodies you your body kind of reforms from this burn charred skeleton back into vaccine and you're all restored to life in your original bodies oh man are you guys okay i think we're okay [Laughter] we're fine i mean i think i was just about to have a threesome so thanks a [ __ ] lot wasn't done i was many times over real fast i was just kind of going through the motions i'll admit that's actually quite funny but nevertheless i thank you for your time the debt has been paid the wager to completion you win your lives to continue oh okay yeah me too like a trophy or yeah do we get a trophy we'll find it in time perhaps one day we'll meet the other half and as he says that in smiles burning flames surround you and at first you fear but the just warmth as it burns past your vision you find yourselves back in your respective timelines and places alexandria and that's where we'll end tonight's game congratulations to the mighty nine side on this one [Music] and didn't even break a sweat really far more terrifying than percy in this one right molly's there's [ __ ] i had [ __ ] to do to you that no i could have done some interesting [ __ ] if i just got one hit on you that would have been real bad huge thank you once again to all of our wonderful kickstarter backers that made this happen as well as making our animated series happen which is coming soon um it's so good it's so good i thought you were lower manage well thank you again love you guys very much and is it thursday [Music] you

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Length: 23min 29sec (1409 seconds)

Published: Sun Dec 12 2021