VLOG SQUAD FUNNY / BEST MOMENTS (1 HOUR EDITION)

[Music] when you when you when you want to kiss me on the cheek you're happy because you've been wanting to see jason's that's too happy was he him batman oh my god oh my god no that's michael caine oh that could be fun they're gonna die why oh now god he's a musician oh my god oh he's in the beatles where are you going i got a new job oh yeah where at the dump no where did you get the pickle from did you also get that from the dump too are we going hell yeah this is what it's about this is what being in america [Music] oh yeah i'm gonna eat myself sick and then she gonna sit on this day [Music] how many likes on this video to get you in another halloween costume 50 000. what 50 000 and i will do a couple's costume with natalie and i'll let the top comment be the one who picks it what is going on outside murders okay natalie coming out for the lofties huh to see your bathroom so this is it this is it what was david's passion about on instagram today this is like the murder scene oh what are you doing taking a picture of myself oh what come on no angles i'm a camera person go i know i just work in the mirror go lower higher and you're going to get a double neck see sorry ding dong you asleep are you ignoring me you do both hey this is a gift from bobby what is it good for me i goodnight to bed okay okay wow abby i just want to tell you i know you're not here right now you're always welcome here in my home and i love you so much where did he get you bobby poor finish charcoal mask oh my god he's faking it's an ad actually interviewing him for our show you should follow us you don't have balls yet right you're not born with any balls you get them during puberty it's gonna be discreet jason was kind of mad i want to be quiet because are you honest i don't want to make too much noise ariana who i don't know any uh young artists young artists this is my favorite hotel all right i'm gonna put this down i love [Laughter] alex tell me your favorite thing about david go his hair this is um unusual why am i stuck with scott someone give him someone better to film three nice things about yourself go i like my eyebrows i like my eyes i like my teeth wow you're pretty conceited aren't you chocolate burberry swoosh with a with a pineapple drizzle and almond milk but on the almond milk do half almond milk half oat milk and then i want you to stand over the almond milk before you pour it in and do a polynesian prayer over it um bring out some fire dancers and start the beat about five minutes beforehand he said you're gonna have to come in here it's funnier when you say it anyways you go first choke you oh i feel like i need a smaller one [Music] it's weird it's like a gel it went right on my phone oh it's not the way to eat it gotta go hard like wax [Laughter] this is hot joe vlogs you ready hey jason you want to see the office real quick oh wait i'll be jason right ah joe i'm tired you can just sit there you don't have to do anything okay okay okay okay okay okay i look around for stuff there it is what's this whoa crazy sock i'm scared yeah crazy suck i'll give you more than that i knew you were gonna do that i give you so much more yeah maybe so all right it wasn't that funny sorry i decided to come in here and get some content for joe's channel yes joe has a channel over 500 000 well well well if i yell loud enough can i get natalie's attention sorry i'm sorry hold on do we not say whatever we want or and we just like kind of fall over we just talk and then it happens this is like a plot between you and jeff because jeff's asked me to be a halloween costume with him and i was like is he trying to date you i don't know his ulterior motives either concerning it could be fun you know just say yes but yeah i mean i'll do it yeah that's high five okay natalie potato heads get to work david dober cannot make these vlogs without you sometimes he goes in that bed at night and he cries and he goes i need jonah i need more of jonah he doesn't say that he's never said that but never motivates you have you seen all the jonah natalie stands on instagram no yes i have you have yeah it's crazy that's [ __ ] nuts so funny it'll come up like jonah natalie stuff or i'll be like david niley stuff todd natalie stuff it's never me anybody jason's got his hair cut so we're just gonna watch charlie and our friend i guess yeah we're gonna take them on a shopping spree yeah we're gonna give them 10 grind each in urban outfitters while we go to a bar hi jason we're at the ball red saddle ranch i love charlie i know me too she's so funny she'll make us a tick tock oh my god i hope babysitters are here what how much are you getting the task robin's ten yeah ten dollars ten thousand an hour do you have a favorite todd moment from 2019 probably point when we were uh under the influence ask him his least favorite thing about matt do you have a least favorite thing about matt king oh laundry list here now we got to deal with people like josh yeah jeff right there what is he doing i'll be trying to book his links botox appointment like when you work out do you escape your legs what do you skip leg day when you workout are you drunk no you feeling a little a little ballsy did you get up and say oh jesus [Music] the mad king he just picked up some champagne and seltzers hey just some champagne and some salts simple recipe i tried to make all my mistakes on saturday so i could have something to go to church for just ask him say yes hey zayn yeah you want to be in the video oh no actually i'm very busy right now tying my shoes okay he's tying his shoes you know that's going to take a while do you want is i i can make time thanks i told you yeah great wait i actually need that back hey my shoes are so dirty and old i just wish someone would surprise me with a new pair of shoes for my for their video what kind of shoes we talking just some adidas you know 60 70 80 100 bucks 100 or 60. just a hundred dollars do i have an idea let's buy alex a pair of thousand dollar shoes let's just do 60. he said 60. he was fine no we should do something better oh these old shoes are killing me you know what the problem is what is it what's the problem this runs yeah you realize it's been two months right two months without rent where's your money go bills what rent your only bill this is your bill this is a bill a car payment oh a car payment was that 37 bucks i'm gonna be honest with you guys i lost my job [Music] [Applause] aaron valencia how long has it been because i have no idea i don't know let's say at the same time one two three nine was trying to days in my head i'm not going to fit more than three of you yeah you're gonna put the top like a retainer to put on top smushed it off like like you're doing a mold for your teeth that's five that's five keep going do you see yourself who is that after an hour of loving her look she's so social now bye parker hey guys what's up i've just been crying because i didn't get my dog guys everyone todd has a big announcement to say he's lying what is it what to make make it todd's big announcement is that he's adopting the dog one-handed are you kidding me bro i do this for a living don't do it are you in there you know what happened man you got the hair transplant yeah they put a cyborg in your head it wasn't just a hair transplant all right you're a robot inside your mind bro because we gotta get it out of there let's say they cut the back of my head i know man they bleed to the disc i have to kill you but i gotta do it for the good of the group i can feel it kill me now there's a chance that if i if i just shoot you in the balls the real thing can come back what if you miss him dog never misses you know his hands are registered with the state of california oh yeah yeah as lethal weapons if he gets into a fight he'll go to jail for that are people's hands actually registered as that yeah ufc fighters if they get into a fight they go to jail wait actually yeah because it's like assault with a deadly weapon oh that's real i thought there's just a line in a movie no it's real that's so funny you know todd's farts are registered as lethal weapons i heard california chemical warfare i didn't forget it's okay there are a lot of attractiveness like the first seven swipes you have are they really hot they're always the hottest right oh my god tony wait did he break up with this girl we like fine like my boyfriend we're right outside of david's apartment right now here he comes oh [ __ ] we're looking that way but he's coming in on the side try this oh this is natalie's idea oh where's my idea it's like jello it's really good is it canola oil no no you have ptsd good right this is natalie's idea so she should really try it no i just i gave you the idea therefore i'm exempt from trying it deal okay just start over okay well hello [Music] what a time to be alive right in the christmas spirit huh again i'm so glad we're all gathered here together to celebrate the maraduana's very first christmas here what about the doe i texted them and i was like um don't wear leggings like wear sweatpants be like more hood and aaron's like what if i get hot i'm gonna play this song you're gonna get a feel for it you're gonna try to like get into it i want you i'm gonna play the song whatever you feel just start moving okay you guys do you know what we're gonna make do you know what we're gonna make yes eddie told me on camera what do we mean what are we gonna make we're gonna make napoleon is that our food you guys today we're gonna make napoleon we got middle eastern puff pastry we're gonna put this bad boy in the oven we're gonna i don't know what we're gonna do no idea i don't know well i see it with robert downey jr but he looks different he looks like glasses he was wearing glasses yesterday different ones are they the same no they glasses i don't know my brain doesn't store things like other people oh my god i love you todd you okay ah what are you doing here why are you tied up this is jason's kink and i'm really trying to get him back in my life this isn't your king too is it no i'm just confused put that tape back on my mouth okay she shows up thanks dude okay well i'll see you later so pretty bro you're pretty bro honestly stop stop ariana grande was here how do you feel i know i'm surprised none of none of the kids out here courtney sure none of the kids out here got a picture with my merch and her imagine that promo ariana endorsing my merch and sweetener now available nice legs bro rip those calves out what are you doing all the way up here this is my this is my place of screaming i'm stressed out i come up here alone i just i scream to the world do you want to talk more about it not not really it's kind of a personal thing and i just want to keep it off the internet so today is wednesday june 20th 2018 it's 11 57 58 in the morning actually i just got word that the time just changed anyway today i'm going to be vlogging as always i'm going to start off my morning with some apple cider vinegar mixed with water and today i'm actually going to be using a reusable cup and a reusable straw what's great about the reusable straws i got is they're reusable and they're better for the environment and also i can take the box they came in and recycle it that has something to show eric so this just came in the mail i haven't even opened it but i'm very excited about what's inside if you don't know i will be aaron and tj's ordained minister i am an official officiant oh i finally got all my like official officiate materials okay and look okay oh my [Laughter] happy valentine's and that day and i look down right now look at the pinball machine that's not a pinball machine i pranked you now look here come on get me out of here you know how like couples get like dogs and stuff yeah yeah so is that kind of like is your camera like kind of like your puppy what's your question oh dog she asks meaning like we share it yeah i guess this is very different than a dog no one has to take care of it when you're out of town well you kind of need to edit it though you don't need to take it to pee it doesn't require any food put them in our camera specifically camera and channel it's our baby i'm gonna die i'm 35 but who cares cause the adsense is crazy some call it lazy but i call it delicious wow wow why do we film with david when we have this much magic i don't know i love when he makes these promises without me being present but are they okay what is this video uh this is the office it's one of the hit series on youtube right now huge cult natalie tato heads you've probably seen them on instagram no really just kidding i love the nightly data yeah you're gonna cut that out people love your skits joe they literally have potato heads they don't have brains yeah that's what's beautiful about the audience they don't care they just want to devour it the standard for excellence is so low watch this david what do you got who cares see people love that that's pretty good you wanna see one more yeah hang on josh what's going on hey nothing bam yeah that was pretty good you want to see the track fact though yeah [ __ ] she said i can't really vlog her anymore but let's see joe you can't vlog me anymore right got it that actually sounds really fun to do on thanksgiving football oh my god football let's do it yeah two hits grab aaron's boobs we're making a turn yeah she goes later yeah oh yeah oh oh no i'm sorry bye okay well let me grab my stuff okay you guys want to play who knows joe best yeah well that's why i came over here was to play who knows joseph i mean i love playing you know it's joe's best guys we're playing a game about me hell yeah people strawberry nutella pancakes with eggos and uh david look what you're doing with the orange juice here this is just ask for help that looks good man it looks delicious dude [Music] sorry is the nutella stuffed yup are you just saying that yep there's chocolate chips natalie is ready for the flight close your eyes guess what it is good dog don't move he might bite you oh oh [ __ ] yeah joe do you like it i love it yeah bro i've needed one of these thanks joe i just picture you laying in bed you're like check this out boom one shot this is kind of my thing it's the most david thing i can think of relaxing we're summertime gonna give them 50 grand to get anything they want from urban also so we're gonna have to come all right well you're gonna have to compensate for that big day hi i'm so happy this is happening there's a huge sale going on right now there is yeah i'm gonna spend all of the miami this year and one shopping trip guys you got to stay focused on the kids two hours later i thought you had them charlie would look so cute in that yeah do you want us to take your credit card an hour later he sees me do a haul on sunday i just want to let you know i'm your biggest fan okay we're trying to introduce some new dynamics at the just the diaries incorporated or the diaries incorporated however or we want to see it so i thought i would introduce jonah and myself as kind of like a bradley cooper zach galifianakis dynamic i mean i'll come over as long as i play vancouver i was with bradley cooper though so why would you play them yo what up welcome back to the vlog because we're you know we're the vlog squad looking at a movie here yeah you're making a movie and watch this cut see ya i love the hair man you look crazy i look stressed out i feel like eminent brother been so much good someone's um come on come on come on alex you to be a part of my documentary what is it it's about kids with nice skin sounds like a [ __ ] awful documentary casey neistat just pulled up to our friend's house i know and look i'm filming on this little tiny thing i feel like an idiot you look like newbies hey alex it's like when marcel is on friends and then all of a sudden he's just gone if you're comparing yourself to the monkey of friends in david's vlog because i can't compare to anyone else to know the whole time i didn't have the monkey actually on the vlogs he's great too so yes you're not marcel you got to be someone else no wait it's a girl she's great too you're like richard monica's boyfriend richard yeah that's you but you're dope richard's like the mustache and everything yeah he's really cool did you wake up here yeah who else woke up here you well that's true saying here no you called me here why do you have a hat with a light on it is it a boogie board oh no what happened your shoes they look like they're getting a little old oh man i thought you wouldn't got hot chicken did i disappoint you i couldn't help take a hint that you need a brand new adidas shoes perfect those are perfect this slice is really bright it's in the bag 87 bucks oh god damn it i'm worth 87. well they didn't necessarily ban me i was still able to post this vlog online but my vlog was most likely hidden from the user's feeds that's what they call shadow band so i'm essentially slowly getting censored and social media is my main form of income and i need to make money from my movie and this house i bought with a motel business recently isn't going to make me a profit for a while i also don't picture my bedroom bathroom getting that many visitors so i don't think the tip jar will fill up your favorite birthdays yeah or whatever does it say uh it says i'm 29 but i'm really 30. just that's a joke no like i mean it's like you're about your age i didn't know you were 30. i was insecure like three years ago no no jokes for you the three of us are turning 30 next year no oh my god you are yeah same next year oh my god oh oh oh oh oh come on get into it baby i like this thing should i start drinking alcohol again no it's worth a shot oh my gosh that one's really good this one fell on the ground yeah but i have more bags if you wanna live a little he's right up my alley uh-oh he's like yeah all right one just one okay i'll have just one stop gunning the rest of the battery is hanukkah over today's the last day of hanukkah so once the sun goes down tonight then then you disappear i did it with matt last night he didn't know the the blessing stuff as well as you did she's jewish no no no i'm just one of them jewish if you want to be jewish yeah it can convert yeah especially do stuff i just want to eat the bread and party tell me what's it like having red hair does the carpet match the drapes no okay you there what do you want to do with me i would like to see your rump i've got a head shot to me what land are you the king of uh i'm the i am the king of studio city who's the king of tarzana he's around where we all leave can i just go pee real quick is that cool can i just go pee in your bathroom at your house this is your bathroom oh are you no way i thought you don't get political why do you have joe biden toilet paper i never knew this was like a thing does this mean i like joe biden or that i wet my ass with his face i thought you liked him but you put it there where do you come up with this stuff you go to spencer's and go i'm gonna put that in david's bathroom i thought talking about 800 doesn't use guns who said that that's what he like takes pride religion he doesn't need guns is that true what the you can't use a gun take the cyborg out of this hospital's head or not yeah guess who made breakfast jeff what the [ __ ] i'm sorry hold on jeff are you guys gonna get drunk we're gonna take the shots so then we're gonna make out after two yeah this turns into a porn in the olympics are you good two minutes two more minutes yeah you just need something else hold on where did i see you guys we weren't cool enough to actually go we were at the parties because we're adults that's the only place these are adults killers you drink it david was about to take a sip but then he had taylor test it for him is it gross yeah really it's weird i haven't tried it yet no really whoa joe jonah has a chance yeah i do i can see it i don't no but not not to be romantic but you know to have like a really tight bond a good friendship that'll be around forever they probably want it to be romantic well one of them does no i don't time to play who knows first question jersey no hang on man it's the only answer right now did joe go to college yes shut up tayla taylor knows the most she's pretty she is she a host yes she's a host yeah i don't know i don't know any of that it's so funny my butter may or may not have been frozen what are you frozen when do you start pouring no no no not a little bit too liquidy go forward pour it away shut the camera oh no it fell out it fell out wait wait wait wait wait no yeah go it's coming that's what she said why is it so like thick and gooey you guys can kill a half hour here yeah we might we might let charlie drive her car around i'm not really sure look at how cute she looks they look cute they dress better than i did yeah how do you guys know how to dress i don't get it you have to stay with them let's get abducted erin no they don't we're fine jason i'm not leaving we've been here five years we have not been abducted adopted you're big you're hard to get in the car okay we'll follow them everywhere from my friend's back and fulcrum who sent me nice things sometimes and this is for uh my snowboarding adventures toad hope you're ready to shred the gnar with the sickest out where the outerwear kit you attach it to the left is it to the right the jacket i thought it was just a rumor todd didn't know how to write i know i know isn't this crazy this is where she has sex this is where she used to hang out look at her cookie shells boom little tv snowboard lil wayne cheer karina lil wayne darkboard alex table lil wayne did you really just find money yeah that was mine can you go get it back for me yeah i'll get it back he's coming over to the house i actually have his wallet and um in my house why is it there i guess he forgot in my car why'd he take his wallet out in your car he's paying me for the sexual favors you guys are hooking up now yeah i don't know that look at that who wouldn't want to hook up with that come on wow who do you want wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait don't worry do you want me todd i want you know what i've been getting a sense of lately i think todd is making joe do his dirty work because joe's the one who's telling me that i needed to move my car the other day at the house but todd wasn't even there you did that oh don't stand like a model god damn it you make a sandwich what was that what was that what did you say if you and i could make a sandwich oh okay listen listen you wouldn't last four minutes working at arby's i gained weight and now i'm gonna lose the weight because this is my movie i want to lose weight for the roll because that's what's inspiring right not the story but how good i look in the story just kidding i actually had to stop working out after 38 days because i realized i lost too much weight you see here in this picture i'm wearing my favorite suit and now since i lost weight i no longer fit in it smash this camera i do have this new challenge that i've been doing with people that i think is really funny camera toss i almost dropped it i don't want to play this why not i don't want to play this one more okay just stretch it out you guys got the you know the yeah i feel like you're going to be able to do this oh i'm going to be overput 35 [Applause] wow what is it merch is on sale no you're going to adopt a dog for me no why not grubhub her name is junebug and she's really cute she's abused and she likes people a lot when you love her by the power invested in you this is my assigned reading does it fill out like a worksheet yeah i'm gonna be like tested on this i go to clergy school i have my own id card that i can have in my wallet and perform weddings over here yeah why do you think just jet why do you think jeff would acquire me why do you think jeff won't date me oh my god this is way too much effort for this joke but also jeff hi did you hear about the italian chef what happened to him facetime jeff woodick he passed away is this like a plot between you and jeff because jeff's asked me to be a halloween costume with him and i was like is he trying to date you i don't know his ulterior motives either that's concerning it could be fun you know just say yes but yeah i mean i'll do it yeah that's high five okay hey natalie potato heads get to work hey man yeah you want me to come in now yeah come on my eyes are closed did you get me something you said yeah the new vlog you get to see a 15-minute cut of it are you serious yeah david are you gonna let me edit it too definitely not but definitely take some stuff out okay okay come on get in here how many other men have laid in this bed before wow wow i'm gonna run up here i gotta be here and then it's gonna be like a whipped pan so you can cut on the wood catch me running and then go i'm gonna go and then it's just gonna cut yeah gotcha it smells like weed in this neighborhood cover it david you're a child you're a child do you know how much trouble we would get into yeah we had a baby [Laughter] would i be able to stay in your place right what if the guy got kicked out would he be able to just stay you got kicked out of your house possibly maybe no you have to ask david goddard oh [ __ ] is that is that what you it was a surprise for me this is for both of you all for me though right from bobby for just youtube before i left you were like i have a surprise for you that doesn't sound like me it looks like it's been sitting out for a little bit bobby no you just have to shake it natalie you have this one should we yeah i know i got it yeah yeah it's the same video three months ago when's joe's birthday what month november december no no shut up birthday just passed it just february in october january oh i said it was pretty first you said january january and then january oh just there roll it back fine natalie gets the point did you take off my hat can you take off my hat oh i thought it was literally making fun of it yeah i was like why don't you put in your hat thank you for your service you're welcome we just you look good the best is like y'all smirking like as you're like you're trying not to laugh and trying to be serious hey this is like just like a documentary thing for my parents oh what's up todd's parents yeah they just want to see like what i'm doing in my life we're in chicago my name is scott and i'm in the room with all of my buds quick name two songs from brock hampton cos amigos okay what's this phone call it's scott matteo is my favorite skinny white boy he has the nice jersey shades i love you dude this room has the best lighting i don't want to bring up any sour news but update from the last diaries did you ever get your credit card no the credit card's still in the bushes why are you doing that joe if you lost your credit card i feel so bad and i would be out in the bushes looking for it i do feel bad all right we gotta go the queen herself is in england but karen is leaving new york luckily i plan for emergencies so i have money in my mattress so i'm gonna have to play my life like chess i'm gonna have to make moves so i'm making a move today i'm going to buy an abandoned storage unit and i'm going to try and flip a profit off what's inside because to make money you have to spend money you know as they say one man's trash is another man's treasure oh there you go and i know them tomorrow's the day it's a big day are you guys funny what okay all right get up as well yeah did we film this like a documentary don't even acknowledge you know like don't like that like ourselves okay okay so mike goes what do you have the talking points for this um i do they're in an email i can't find it that was so weird carly looked at the ledge that's our documentary oh my god five seconds we won't make this light and [ __ ] the starbucks video won't work hold on girls what do you mean [Music] so when we're 30 you're gonna be 50. whatever the percentage of my revenue that's taken that pays for this house such a good friendship you know we're not in it for the money we just hang out we genuinely like each other we generally just don't you guys yeah yeah i love you guys love you too if god forbid anything ever happened to you and you had to pass paige and max off to either me or jonah who would it be you he said immediately yeah it's kind of disgraceful to america joe biden toilet paper david just uses it to wipe his butthole what does that mean does that mean we like joe biden or we hate joe biden no it means you don't like joe biden you sure because i've seen people with barack obama toilet paper and they like him like i can see myself selling merch with my face on it with that sort of video you're rubbing somebody's face in your ass no but have you seen david's ass no it's really nice hey how come you're walking out on that i don't know if you heard my comment have you seen david's it's a great ass oh no i heard that's why i was walking out oh right okay all right yeah yeah now that was up late that's bad what were you doing what were you doing bobby i know you've been throwing up the past few days but don't do it now this is big who was that jack that was jackie i'm curious where that came out of all of us we all collectively peed on you why can't you just tell me who it was you got to save him i got an idea water [ __ ] so many alcohols most sundays here we go turn over back [Laughter] [Music] that's his kids try so hard this is my place you idiot yeah well it doesn't look like it [Applause] you want those landscapers in it you want to go shut them down i'm home dad idiosyncrasy that's when the two idiots are in sync drinking and driving i really like that jingle it's got a ring to it it does we made it up um we just kind of did it together oh yeah we did yeah we did it kyle i mean we did i can't believe you fake it when we're sexting and driving you just know him no um okay all right all right next one is for a little girl on the couch is that me be careful it might bite open your eyes you more like you like star wars find your rebel voice and fight the system fight the rebel cause yes i always thought it was more like obi-wan no um what's joe's favorite movie good fellas no that's a jeff movie bill madison oh you probably got those tickets too you made them crazy you guys have like your own little like group they're like other people aren't allowed to be part of like if david came in you guys are just like oh [ __ ] oh my god we're having fun you're not allowed to be in fun please i see you eyeing the open space on this bed and it's not literally could not follow the wrong kids is that her inventory you could not take your eyes off them okay okay so what are we how do we pick out don't you clothes shop for yourself that's why wait we were gonna leave them here and go to the mall and pick them back up you're gonna get to the mall no we're leaving them here and going them all oh you're going to the mall because they want to go to the mall what if we want to meet up with boys how old are they like 16. now entering natalie's bedroom but we need to knock natalie she is out cold from traveling with david's room he is and here promote itself in many ways you may not like joe but somehow you're going to have to do it say nice things don't say you don't like me let's also maybe just we don't need this right now right good so the roll so we walk then we're going to go so your body is going up and over like you're throwing up oh okay yep there's no certain amount of times you do perfect go on your toes a little bit like up and down ever since i joined a band scottie cyrus band um i figured i'd treat myself you know with the bonus that we got so i got a new black corvette this bad boy is yours i had my assistant driving over here you don't have an assistant yeah i do are you lying i gotta go they're calling me again no one said your name yeah scott's right there i know scott's right there but you're doing this [ __ ] i was showing off my new car i'm sorry your new car a new car what new car did someone else buy you a new car this is why you flip-flop all your best friends because you want new best friends to buy you a new car i bought myself a car i've had too much to eat honestly i have a food baby oh i'm pregnant that's a huge food baby that's probably the reason you're instagram [Laughter] oh this is todd's vlog yeah it's like a weird attention date to be married yeah but now we're friends okay i respect that well i'm friends with him but he doesn't want to be friends with me hey hey that's true okay one piece of advice give my 16 year old self what would it be you're gonna meet this red ass dude named alex in a few years be nice to him i did what anybody with the iq of me very high would do i went on a vacation the reason why i went on a vacation was to gain weight because everybody gains weight on vacation and i really wanted to fit in my suit again and i know i was swimming and paddling a boat at times but i was also eating a lot more than usual and my plan worked now i'll be able to fit in my suit again i'm happy you got me the shoe i want to give you my shoes i don't need your old dirty if you want to give it to me i'll take them actually you know it kind of kind of creeped me out i don't think i'll give you my shoes do i just look like a guy that can't afford shoes right now it was just a really funny setup so you did this because i feel you feel really bad for me ball this white ball is going to touch okay not touch the 12 on the 14th and every ball is going to stay on the table it's difficult because if i shoot and i hit this orange ball it'll probably fly off where the white ball will fly off right oh shut up i'm gonna do that to every single person i'll do i don't like being stuck to just nose breathing like you know what i mean like that's really scary is that technically it what they're doing there it is let's get started get that point three in three in there so stupid like in a good way no this is probably the stupidest one so here's the bad side it doesn't look bad now this side whoa it's pretty [ __ ] flaming huh that looks [ __ ] cool i look like i just crawled out of hell those are real flames the lightest cigarette off of that where'd you get that wawa this looks sick 50 000 likes on this and jeff said he'll do the same haircut to himself that's right really damn it all right well just give this video like natalie is ready for the flight hey i don't know if you're familiar with elevation but there's this little club oh yeah the the shake hands club yeah maybe in the bathroom just do it right here it'll be better once we're up in the air oh you want to do it in private people are coming we'll figure it out up there i'm joe by the way what are you the advantages of being in this club bragging rights is very personal kind of yeah you don't really want to tell many people or if you do i'll see you there you want to see it can i go get it i need it i'm actually really excited you get up you're naked mother and son so cute oh okay i found him whose dog is this oh my god we have the cutest sons my son's cuter than you that's not true me guys oh my god i love you you look miserable takes his hair on the right side joe really wants us to do well unreal i feel like you're like shooting like some sexy bottles don't let them get flashed [Music] that was really good are those irrelevant tears you're gonna vote then vote for what the president of your class of your high school grad you're graduating 19 i don't go to high school that was a funny joke do you think that was good hey david how does it feel to just recently walk out of your mom's vagina i get uncomfortable why too many girls you don't like showing her off makes sense i like showing around you're too young who did joe first meet in the current vlog squad i said jason i said it in my head first what was my first bit i filmed with david what was my first bit i filmed with david jonah jonah what did we do you've heard on an ice cream truck no it was like a year ago you wanna know the main ingredient love yeah oh taylor i feel like i'm watching a commercial is david going to the electric chair later this is his last meal yeah because baking is huge what pan did you make on okay now i'm sorry i offered to help what's going on here well because we figured out of all the food oh no no is that half champagne mimosas on saturdays gonna go like this so you [Music] oh like a sexier bruce willis not sexier but like wait what bruce willis like 10 year 10 months on looking like this wow so like a nice baby with a beard yes wait you actually you should stand upside down so it looks like you have hair there you go you're on the phone hang on a second she's on the phone jack yes i told fan joy to sell them now what are you talking about leaving me with two girls they don't know because you're the one in charge here don't go away and keep your hand jacked we're fine let's go clara sorry crying look at this guy i think he's freddie mercury with this this tank top huh if he's freddie mercury are you that other guy that gave him all the drugs in the sex he wishes come on let's go get some drugs and sex yeah i noticed you just liked my instagram post so i figured you were free right now oh you have your notifications on i have them on for you you must be a narcissist huh well i just happened for you know my close friends like you and a few other guys how come you didn't post a photo of me for david's birthday yeah that would have been funny in that comedy club i can't thank you enough dave thanks for taking me to dinner with david when he was 17. dude thank you for finally fulfilling my dying witch which was to die [Music] god i made out with christian one night you've got nothing what the [ __ ] thank you so much for taking us on this trip i think jonah could be a cam boy and make a lot of money yeah like fingering his [ __ ] or what oh speaking of fingering their [ __ ] look who's here carly todd's diary yes you did you know his center he farted and he doesn't want to admit it it smells so bad in here yes you did yeah let's go girls too like a lot of problems with big children with you have an ingrown towel maybe i mean i don't have healthcare or anything man i don't think i can go pay for it i can't get your health insurance my channel is not doing that well if you need the boogie board back i understand can you give me like five bucks so i'm buying it from you now let's go you don't want to have another dog i love dogs all you have to do is take care of it 24 7. no you only have to take care of it until i find somewhere to live oh a dog for you yeah that i take care of yeah you could like maybe no she would maybe just stay here sometimes until i move sometimes like all the time until she was beaten no we'll come i'll come take her oh i thought these were just like certifying me as an ordained minister wait these are [Laughter] all foreign yeah that's clean someone walked up to me today and they looked at me they're like this oh are you a pe coach oh my god all right and i are gonna talk to you about sex as you know she's a volleyball coach here at the school these are testicles all right miss antonio and grab the testicles no no i'm not sure we should probably go to bed early tonight okay i'm gonna go read this [ __ ] thing to somebody who isn't famous but stocked up can i have a sip of this yeah just yeah you're not old enough to have any stds i'm old enough to have suvs i have stds okay i think satan did another bat not you but yeah i have stds i'm old enough to have that david's 420 vlog we flew a drone up out his apartment and for david was the 420 vlog david the first 420 a year before that we flew a joint out of the window up to dom's mouth you're like anakin because he was like a young little boy but then he turned dark into darth vader as he got older and grew more subscribers yes that's what happens to him yeah his awesome he died he gave birth to luke skywalker say your son strongest jedi's in the world just wait i haven't even popped him out yet my little jedi comes out too far i love when he makes these promises without me being present but are they okay what is this video uh this is the office it's one of the hit series on youtube right now huge cult natalie potato heads you've probably seen them on instagram no really just kidding i love the nightly data yeah you're gonna cut that [Music] keep going keep keep going and that's all it is yeah you just keep your leg bent yeah the same one you did it like that whoa carly hit it yeah yeah okay well natalie uh this is joe he is here and you will now bow down to him and tell him how wonderful he is maybe you would you'd get stuck here you'd have a drink and you wouldn't be able to leave why would you think that i don't know sometimes i just worry why'd you come here or go back to my house let's go uh today today this is it for us in vegas we're leaving zayn and i we shared a room we had fun we had a good time mm-hmm floyd and connor fight it was really cool ace is fun i love one night in vegas my favorite thing to do i love that movie too like it was a movie i loved one night in vegas we got crazy and we got a boys trip so you know no girls a lot um we're gonna go back to our private jet you know sometimes in like in your career in your life there's ebbs and flows up and down never too high never too low you're hot or cold and personally i don't think i've ever been hot i'm trying to get hot you know i'm trying to get there so hopefully my career catches fire and we just go from there and i don't i don't need the wheel dobrick to get me anywhere and so when i'm not hot i'm just i'm i'm cold but i'm still trucking along ebbs and flow how does it kiss people always wanted that see ya packers bye dave i'll miss you mr smile on your buff arms so buff exactly i think kaylee passed away bradley's dead i just drank this whole thing i think it's expired i'm training for an airsoft contest the winning team gets 100 000 so i'm learning toy guns the ins and outs of them i'm unassembling reassembling them learning everything about them i'm doing push-ups i'm going on walks well i was going on walks until i got caught up into something hey sir excuse me sir sir you know what you're doing is illegal right what stolen valor you in the military you passing me on the toilet you don't think that's funny it's not funny be gentle yeah he's definitely i got dead few good ones today a few good videos no a few well hopefully hopefully but a few um good drinks and so you and carly you upload these where on our only town guys we have susie here this time we're very excited about because she is just full of life hey guys she brings me he said starbucks and i said where wait you're not going to be 30 next year yeah next year 2021. i'll be 47. we'll be 29. you've been you've been 46 for like eight since we met you eight years ago no that's not true i was 43 when i met you guys no way 1973 i don't lie about my age that's one i'm like oh oh no don't stop keep going it's going the wrong way no it's okay that's the point we got it did you get it what just go wait that's pretty good they should make shots like that huh that was great he jokes today like this you guys are going to run right by me and when you guys are running too make sure you're like throwing your arms up like you're chasing after them get them and camera rolling trying to film here trying to film a show oh my god baby it's a red light oh my god oh my god you can't [Applause] running red lights with carly and eric who does joe like the best out of the three of us he's definitely jason ah that's gotta hurt it's not todd that's not true he loves todd i know foreign i think he would do the diaries if he didn't love todd i would hope that todd pays him to do the diaries spilled over why don't you sit up here he drowned his eyes [Laughter] oh that's good what kind of dog is that bobby on griffin griffin baskin griffin retriever no english hold on you're so close there's some basketball griffon i've gone through the stress of making the greatest commercial in the world so this should be a piece of cake or should i say gingerbread house because it's the holiday season anyway i have to focus and i can't let anyone get in my head as hours pass half the group left if any of us had a pee we peed in a bucket if any of us had poop we pooped in a bucket inside a tent but if we wanted to flirt we would poop outside the tent in a bucket of course put his clothes on put his shoes on and put his pants on we'll go we'll put them by the dumpster where'd you go to basic what where's your name tape at huh here's a little bit too long now you have for that oh you're wearing sandals with your bd you're supposed to wear boots huh you have a waiver for that look at this guy oh you're gonna oh you're in the u.s army huh yeah who are you calling please don't get arrested oh i'm gonna get arrested what's your name after that happened i got home and got a call on the phone i thought it was the police calling but it wasn't okay all right i knew what you're trying to do five bucks and threw a pop actually sandwich in there you know what the rules are but yeah [Laughter] wait how many of this can you do four more oh don't make it to puree that's cheating he needs the little ones too you have point six into a puree no i keep going here point six eleven twelve eleven or twelve honestly pretty impressed are you did you how about this how about you take whitey and then i'll take the dog this is a pretty fair trade imagine whitey in this house yeah well i guess the only thing is there's like there's too many people and she could have stayed like people huh no she left no she loves people but like if you open the door she'd escape oh it can't go out in the backyard either she used to be an outdoor cat and then she fell off a tree and hurt her back do you really need a nap here jason has one in his house can you give her the key david by the sink on the counter just yesterday you were performing to 250 people doing stand up i know and i'm right back here degrading myself i was doing real material about my life stuff that came from inside people were paying 25 to come see you 35 35 room room room so this is what it feels like i'm an uber okay okay david williams i smell like well maybe are you okay that was pretty funny you guys going out tonight we're gonna get like sushi if you want to come i hate sushi you do yeah that's really cool though you guys invited me okay open your eyes i knew that one wouldn't be a hit this one's the boss what was my first trip with everybody minnesota convinced oh super mom yeah what are some of the names that david calls joe behind his back i don't think i know those answers but you wouldn't know because you're not there oh that's sick go for it oh this is cool like this yeah this is really cool i saw that when i immediately thought here this is i have like a lot of star wars merch this is definitely like the coolest one hands down it's very natalie it's super nice who's jason celeb crush um um kate upton scarlett johansson kate into those two who's todd's favorite actor leo who's natalie's favorite singer todd it's really funny because i feel like since we've been 25 people whenever they're trying to be mean to us like you guys are pushing 30. we have like five years yeah but i was like okay we're gonna be 30. like that's kind of cool even like pushing 30s like whatever we're having fun at least we're not pushing 50. january of 2014. so i've been licensed for about six years wow holy [ __ ] how many weddings yeah three two so i said no you no you will be wait hold on he's like you will be the [Music] oh [Music] medium coffee with a splash of coconut milk and no sweetener please can i try a refresher please which one's the best one the mango that dragon fruit have like 15 1500 followers almost 200 000. did like vine feature you or something um no i think you remind me like twice so that's the only reason i never refined you well oh that was me i took your phone and revined both of us when you were passed out drunk it's still refined yes it's been refined for maybe six months first shot where's the shot i think this should just be your perspective huh please no you're yeah you're like down here that way you'll have good lighting too from the outside it's time to go home we'll get you next time she's back all of you guys running the spot so you're all behind him okay there he is so good good job everybody [Laughter] [Music] um oh hi shane hey what do you think of this caption my cone was greater than honeycomb i gazed at the sun and gathered all its energy i played the drums like a pro and i ate like a king i was eating bread jesus eats bread he's a king about 30 to 31 hours into the competition my opponents tried getting into my head but they didn't they got into my heart and i made a deal to split the prize money four ways to make a happy christmas ending you might see five people but the person on the left was really just an angel helping me go further get off the bed i'm trying to go to bed i don't care get off the bed you lost your privileges it's before in the morning it's a new day you lose your bed privilege i think it's talking about junebugs junebug yeah i was going to go with she's blonde that's julie jupiter go for it talking about junebug new dog junebug have you seen her guys just announced the watch jason giving a speech to your wedding is todd giving a speech oh god just drunk in circle tj i'm in love with you no problems are giving the speed when they're making it about natalie the reason i know love exists is not because of tj it's because of natalie natalie you should do it

Channel: Ron

Views: 133,398

Rating: 4.8579149 out of 5

Keywords: 1 Hour, Hour, Edition, Vlog Squad, Funny, David Dobrik, Natalie Noel Mariduena, Corinna Kopf, Jeff Wittek, Scotty Sire, Toddy Smith, Alex Ernst, Zane Hijazi, Heath Hussar, Josh Peck, Jason Nash, Matt King, Carly and Erin, Carly Incontro, Kristen McAtee, Erin Gilfoy, Mariah Amato, UGH ITS JOE, Jonah, Taylor Hudson, Vlog Squad Girls, Vlog Squad Guys, Best, Funniest, Moments, Special, Movie

Id: UXvfs3Qk68A

Length: 66min 7sec (3967 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 24 2020