DAVID DOBRIK BEST VLOG MOMENTS! 1 HOUR EDITION 2019

[Laughter] [Laughter] [Music] to shoot Jeff with a paintball gun and this is how we're gonna do it I'm gonna be driving Jeff's gonna be in this seat your sec Natalie and then we're gonna come across this stop sign and I'm gonna see an old lady crossing the street there is the old lady crossing the street and then Jack it's gonna get out of the car [Music] have you ever done steroids I'm gonna [ __ ] answer that in your video Jesus like I'm out a new girl you're thinking too much girl help go help across [Laughter] [Laughter] [Applause] scariest part is that she hit you here when we told you Billy and Bhima are still angry I moved out here four years ago together four years ago yeah Alex DN me and he was like let's move out [ __ ] to do it you were there for my first girlfriend I was there for your first girlfriend Emily is building up to you huh what is this a building up there what do you mean mm-hmm you give me a car I got you guys in the garage are you okay I don't see anything I don't know why I'm crying if it's a car I can't fire em three two one Jesus dude I don't know if I can even set that yes you can really nice to nice I [ __ ] deserve I'm paying you back we got Scott song to play on the radio this is complete surprise to Scott so I think I'm gonna fly it on to Sacramento to surprise I got Scott song on the radio wait actually yeah somebody today at 11 so we're here to surprise for real on KISS FM yeah that's better than any card [Music] again dude thank you so much I was like well this sounds like actually I - none - I don't [ __ ] take your PRP from your body and we draw it up in a bunch of syringes and we inject that into your penis now via sex okay I know he brags about how good he is that sex for hours do you believe that he tells us secret lasts three to five hours sometimes are you embarrassed no I'm not mm I went have you ever seen a penis smaller than mine I have seen a penis probably about the same is one of the smallest ones I've ever seen I never said anyone ever had a small penis I've seen somebody with the equivalent size of your penis before yes it's yes so I'm one of the smaller penis people I've never seen anything smaller told you buddy you got it on lock David hi I'm David that's the one you're not much of an actor are you thanks David 27 movies the episodes opposite and my ad rates are better than yours I've seen that movie we're in a sorority's kitchen foods really good right but if I lived here I'd be the girl that was in her way too much I thought I heard something are you eating again you [ __ ] I thought I smelled a robbery what do you smell like no drugs no booze no sexual activities bread Roman I'm off cards no carbs for him yeah I'm trying to get skinny skinny paws good one so take a B in the mid no bread woman I'm off carbs no carbs yeah trying to get skinny skinny is good how many people have you slept with Karina maybe around 20 no not just [Laughter] weight a party Geoff's ex-girlfriend is there I don't like these types of videos because you keep saying that you're gonna beat up everyone at the party hold you accountable when you walk in there and you go hey David jump in who are you planning on fighting she goes smooth as long as she's not anybody I feel like another way to a fight don't say that problem you're the weakest people in our group in your college we're not built for fighting Jeff doesn't matter well we're just here to shoot vlogs of what you learned today repeat after me respect you find a brain as soon as you come here October 28th big Nick texted me finally don't need your friendship anymore bro [ __ ] yes cuz I'm going viral now [ __ ] the vlogs [ __ ] I'm out and then he texted me not even a month later what are you doing how is being famous for three minutes which one of you is like the craziest story that's happened in the last year I haven't done anything this one time I went to Vegas and I paid $500 for a [ __ ] Jesus Christ yeah my brother really needed the money bake bake baby baked chips I love it thank you [Laughter] guys I've been doing this thing where I give my friends $100 and in return they let me shoot them once with a paintball gun at any time during the week so while the boys were out to dinner Jeff gave me the location of where they were going next all right guys here's Jeff I'm spaghetti now Matt to make a run for it [Laughter] [Music] are you okay hold on take a look a fun idea I don't like doing this I give Trisha a two-minute hall pass at a bar two minutes to do whatever see why are you down am i sucking decker1 she can blow someone in two minutes that's fine no okay fine I get two minutes two story that's happened in the last year I haven't done anything there's one time I went to Vegas and I paid $500 for a [ __ ] Jesus and Christ yeah my brother really needed the money Fatah to reactivate churches boobs okay so now he's about to get home Jason this dress this is scary man [Music] yeah breeze I can't do that no there's actually someone in here because I see someone in here yeah yeah your jab let's talk about the time you went to prison why do you wanna do this let's start with this what did you go to jail for I've been arrested seven times guys this is just a mug shot just to prove to you guys he was actually in jail how long did you go to prison for the longest was four months okay now that you're out how do you feel horrible coming up with ideas for videos I wish I was back in jail yeah I've made a few dumb decisions in my life you know I learned my lesson this guy makes dumb decisions every night but they're not drug dealing speaking of bad decisions last night Zane and Stas got into a fight about a jewel and it ended very poor this next part of the vlog if you're very sensitive to pain don't watch it it's me being a baddie again to to creatures you want to stand 50 feet away from what smells better that singer Jason now you want to buy you what was your favorite part Oh should I swear I got my STD test right there Oh Jeff recommend for me it's just that it's like a walk-in paja keep what's under the köppen think of this one I think so okay ready you're almost I'm really lucky dumb ass is gonna do how's it being a dad oh yeah yeah I mean little tired but you know we went to the park today what's the parks and chefs little guy little guy how is it Oh Josh tell max I took a nap at Trish's house and I woke up to Jason Theresa fighting okay babe deal with 20 million views because this is [ __ ] it there you go it's right there you're gonna have the best video tomorrow because I'm [ __ ] holy [ __ ] jason has Trish's bag because she's sleeping over at his place tonight that's gonna be a girlfriend again no max Trisha wiii be my girlfriend you so [ __ ] precious when you smile [Music] I'll show you my real true Cutlass we just removed that fake ass I'm not acrimony myself they got that [ __ ] that I said about the edibles it's illegal guys we're at Home Depot now he's buying paint for my house you know what I want you to do tomorrow I'll bet for at least four hours tomorrow when you go on Hollywood Boulevard and draw them on these buckets you're my assistant you have to I'll let you keep 20% of the proceeds on an orange Home Depot bucket you think White's better you just got breastfeeding breastfeeding with babies before I mean I am here assassin oh wait that makes me leave into the airport to go back on tour but before he leaves I want to wish him safe travels [Music] this guy doesn't have you seen so you know you even tell me all the time that you know if there's more Dom's this world we need a better place I've never said that holy [ __ ] oh my god yeah I told y'all [ __ ] boys I was a genius what makes you come up with this idea is really high this is a Donald Duck dirty dog dirty what are we what let's [ __ ] right [Applause] and unlike a dying session with the boys [Laughter] okay that is not worth the Joker hiccup Alex got a gift for little maxi so it's the best way to take care there hold on you want the surprise in your house no so it's not a new Ferrari my god I feel terrible I feel so the other day Jason had a bunch of auditions where we auditioned a bunch of people to be in our group we met this girl named Jen and her talent was being a survivor and she told the story about how her life has been a little bit of a so today we decided we're gonna surprise Jen with something nice and help with that I called my friends that's eiki shiki is an amazing app where you can buy tickets and literally the easiest way possible I'm doing this as I'm driving back so if you need to buy tickets to literally anything click the link in my description use the promo code David and you'll get $20 off your first purchase after sitting for a bit more with Jen we learned that she's basically been on her own since the 8th grade she spent over three years living in a homeless shelter and when multiple months where she lived out of her best friends Jen's passion for filmmaking has gotten her to save enough money to buy a new camera and now she uses her phone to edit her videos that's crazy okay so you have a camera so yeah so we get Natalie and I got you yeah we got you a laptop so you can edit on something so you can get your video started will you start posting now okay just to make sure you never end up back in the car we also got you ten thousand dollar massage place there's a rumor that you could give people [ __ ] we're gonna find out okay but do you know another place where they do do that no okay I was just kidding I was just joking I couldn't record her face for privacy reasons but I was like you guys give handjobs yeah she was like no no [Applause] kicking up good friends of the airport just to be nice this is my friend Jeff he's also an ex-convict so while he was in New York I renovated his apartment so he would feel right at home this is Jeff's apartment before pretty simple basic apartment and then this is Jeff's apartment after you mean a lot to us we're gonna [ __ ] pull out a gun and shoot you were gone in New York for a couple days so I decided I would do something nice for you I just farted a little bit and I wanted to do something nice for you so I did a little bit of a makeover here apartment get the [ __ ] out of here what'd you do we're doing their embassy oh my god I don't know our friend Jack he's gone to jail and it's hard to transition sometimes back in there like talk me about this but you did go to prison yeah sometimes it's tough to transition into normal life so I did something to make you feel more at home [Laughter] for sure guys you need to make sure everybody gets out of apology video in the next year oh I just found out I'm getting it too [Music] what is it dddd what does that sound for what would David Oberg do the timing is perfect this paintball gun game has gotten so out of hand even the bill the guy who works the garage parked at my apartment once and he texted me he said hi David can you shoot me with the big ball cam I said why do you want to get shot he goes for the vlog I want to see you happy it's not me getting shot this time I took a shower this morning looked in the mirror naked my body looks like a leopard not BL ah my boy oh you want me to shoot you with the gun yeah you know I'd never shoot you with the gun homie I'm your friend well I wouldn't but my friend definitely would oh don't you pedophile one year hey my dad's girlfriend's house it's about 2:00 a.m. that's about to come home from drinking and I'm gonna show him hello Todd today I surprise Jason's mom with two Super Bowl tickets today I have two more for Erin because she's from Boston there's no idea probably was saying we should throw a Super Bowl party yeah we're on the phone about saying we should get the food yeah but then the problem is Erin wouldn't be able to go why they got a super legs are shaking my heart is guys Murray's birthday [Applause] [Music] [Laughter] [Applause] [Laughter] we haven't seen Alex in three months just waits for birthdays hi Alex I'll see you in July hey David does it Tesla have one of these what is that it's me you say that it's not about looks it's about personality so we're gonna put that to the test we're gonna make a tinder profile for Mike but use Jeff's pictures so when Mike meets up with his date and doesn't look anything like his profile I'll have to use that charming personality to win her over we'll set up two or three dates for tonight tonight yeah this is the profile for just tinder aka my very deceiving what's your opening lines that forgive me if this is forward but when are you free for the best first date of your life it's really good you can get away with that you can misspell the word high and she'll still [ __ ] you oh wow she is cute it looks like like Jessica Alba maybe she's catfishing Wow so don't look that different you might even not question it she might be like just a little bit shorter than I was oh my gosh she's right there he goes here he goes hey are you talking on nice to meet you too does he actually what like you a hundred percent that's not me in there after ten minutes I brought in the real Jeff I asked her if she would prefer to continue the day with Mike or start over with Jeff she chose Jeff that sucks while he's making her laugh a lot right now Jeff wins Michael is so upset right now that was one of the best first dates I've ever been on in my life he had no [ __ ] idea that I wasn't checked she picked you she liked you more yeah sorry didn't like you more she's wanted to be fair and giving you a chance Jeff walked her home did you hit your head new idea you can decide to play or now I'm gonna give you guys $100 each and for the next week I will randomly shoot you guys with my paintball gun one shot once you're ours and make a hilarious video I'm down will you maybe not shoot us don't kill me that will absolutely kill me okay I'm out okay guys chris is a magician he's doing some magic all right what are you doing I'm gonna test their connection where did you feel it Jeff oh my hey open your eyes oh [ __ ] oh my god yes welcome back to my documentary [Laughter] come right with me and I'm like are you sure Jason just went to this audition room we're about to have strangers come in an audition to be in our video this is kind of a joke but maybe serious who knows maybe we'll find the next Jonah I was gonna say Shawn Mendes I know what it's like to like be in the audition tape oh my god get to this so we'll get through this quick maybe like one or two minute first up is Sean Payton can light himself on fire one of his special skills is looking like Donald Glover what's your favorite color next Jeff go suck him in the face what are your special talents okay goes here [Music] what can you do I was gonna bring my guitar okay so this guy does ASMR Jason stop I can't believe you watch our videos Gracie look like me in high school this is why we even had these auditions for you whoa what is your special talent what are your names yeah I'll get you guys information right now what do you do I want to see how you interpret and deliver certain lines is that okay yeah okay the first one we have is hug me brother brother try to try again try again I think we've seen enough thank you okay fine yeah okay so this is your stepbrother who's really good-looking and he gets all the girls and you're playing like this big overweight guy [Laughter] [Music] we're in our garden everybody know what their order yeah me and T's are gonna do the lasagna this is my buddy Jonah Jonah loves the movie theater he loves more than movie theaters or the snack the only problem is Jonah can't afford the snacks so that's why we hired Mike Mike's the skinny is gonna be helmet guys play cool play it cool play cools to get in tats hello how you doing nice day out I'm just here to see a movie take your clothes broad daylight parents moving to this country working their asses off so their oldest son busted so we went to the next year's theater and tried our luck one more time join up walk next to me some people will think we're brothers for a suspect got a black t-shirt black sneakers and space coming we got a blend in I totally cut this old lady [ __ ] this is my assistant Natalie she's on her way home from a three-week beach vacation and no one likes leaving the beach so I decided to bring the beach to her hi guys this is Natalie's room before looks like a regular room and then this actually gorgeous Sexy's guy on the nasa I've ever seen and look at those two chairs conveniently placed like that I suppose we'll have to do the intro from drinking ha ha this is all a grand plan wasn't it you sick bastard anyway you can [ __ ] recreate my child [Music] [Laughter] welcome back Natalie [Music] [Applause] Jason your butt crack ruined of it I know a lot of times it can be hard to transition back into the work setting so what did you do I gave you a room makeover always wanted to menapii Miriam actually is this what you would want no imagine this is how your neighbors greeted you top of the morning to your neighbor [Music] Natalie ordered me this drink is [ __ ] and forgive me but I'm gonna be five years old for the next minute of the block maybe you want to taste my [ __ ] cool for real solid like I'm getting married and everything sure you're down yeah you know this is recording a good time it's a hundred percent natural and everything so like it's totally fine outstanding accurate yeah I mean in the car yeah it's a hundred percent natural and like probably good for you how did you feel felt really uncomfortable yeah see now you know how girls feel when you go hey suck my big dick I decided to do a white elephant gift exchange white elephant is a game you play where you take turns picking presents one by one except with the twist that you're a lot of Steel other people's gifts but in my version we secretly hit $10,000 in one of the gifts and in order to steal a gift from another person you have to beat them in a game of rock-paper-scissors my friends Ilya Natalie were in on it picked a gift first the gifts kept getting opened until someone finally chose the lucky pops [Music] and this is where it gets intense a bunch of people playing rock-paper-scissors for $10,000 [Music] [Applause] [Music] Carly started to go on a winning streak after winning a handful of games in a row there was no more turns and a game had to go back to the person that started with but to make it interesting we added one more rule to the game okay so for this if Carly wins this she wins the 10 grand if Ilya wins every single person that played gets $1,000 on shoot one game steal this shirt from my house bought it you bought it it's funny because it's never been released who stole it yeah Mike's dating profile just popped up if I saw that picture than you showed up in person I'd be like yep I got catfished guys right this Christmas tree loss video on Twitter we're gonna try to recreate it yeah give me a thumbs up ready in 3 2 1 go Scott and our friends went to my home and wrapped every inch of my house as a surprise I had no idea what I was walking into [Music] [Applause] [Music] yeah I did they don't call me so I hire an employee just because she was hot [Laughter] [Laughter] their baby would have been so cute though huh oh my god you have a little tiny baby practice don't have a good time Tom once again got more girls to show up at the apartment after some smooth flirting he and three girls went back to his bedroom it seemed like everyone was happy with Tom sexcapades everyone except Alex how much to buy you guys to get out of that room and save your souls I got some cash right here how much 40 bucks 40 bucks for the first person that comes out and leaves some enough Oh 200 bucks cash next girl that comes out another one you gotta leave bro 60 bucks no I need to hug you you ready for this is a big moment yeah alright break a leg out there buddy [ __ ] you David okay [Music] you know it sounds really good right now [Music] that's crazy happen to you in there turn into like a little door all the time then you got around naked chicks you like weren't you a stripper yeah how many random Enders yes 100 this is Jason's mom Lorraine she loves watching football specifically the Patriots so I thought it would be fun if I surprise her with tickets to her very first Super Bowl look at this and hoping his mom's a mama's boy I saw you yesterday you were pumped about the Patriots winning oh yeah that was so funny I know they were excited actually got you a quick gift this probably isn't the right size right right we gotta get you the right size for when you go to the Super Bowl [Music] [Music] [Laughter] she's right behind me right oh my god oh my god oh my god whoa look how old you are up no I googled you tornado he's a lot skinnier did you know I know have you ever seen any of my videos at all yes I know you give people cars sometimes do you alright now we're gonna see Josh today he doesn't know you're here you haven't texted him nope my last video I was asking Josh how to text you what do you mean I was like I wanted a man a cosgrove like I want to get her in the video what do I say he's great how am I so calm right now I'm like having a serious conversation with you and it doesn't look like I'm [ __ ] [ __ ] bricks why were you such an [ __ ] to Josh they're [ __ ] close David are you ready okay code Matt move the sign surprised that you're in school school-bell she asks for it give her my number are you being serious yeah he comes out he goes I'm gonna date Miranda Cosmo I looked at him I was like my god you met Matt he has on you like if you want his number yeah baby well yeah it's [Laughter] Jesus how embarrassing you really want people seeing you this drunk then you literally have no room to talk Marines birthday weights for birthdays guys one thing goes on to walk with her super hot boys he has to overcompensate by working out a lot more [Laughter] just Dylan and Alice we ran into them at the store and then they asked for a picture and then we started talking you have a crush on this girl you're kind of friendzone yeah I mean come on yeah tomorrow we're gonna try to impress it well no we could plan this whole thing we can like the flowers and we can like do like this light weight actually Valentine's Day is in like a week yes exactly if I'm saying this is a really good have you had your first kiss yet no there's a lot in the game here I take it you have a beautiful room for like a serial killer [Laughter] [Music] okay let's go get you this haircut cuz god damn you suck at piano [Laughter] what do you think that's it what's a cool car that's someone your age would drive a Mustang vitamin-infused a Mustang what color red okay let's do it what Dylan doesn't know is that we're not renting him a car we're buying him a car what's up guys so Sieg is an amazing app that helps you buy tickets and literally the easiest way possible amount me surprise my friends with brand new cars so today CG's gonna help me surprise Dylan with a brand new car so please if you ever need a bite off there we go she's literally she's so cute she's sorry I can't be on video but please just take pictures of the car honest whole situations no one has ever done anything like this for me [Applause] she said she really likes me but she just can't beat until she's ready to get married or something oh that's great I'm really never gonna forget this day ever then the craziest two days my good news is you got a good group of friends out of this huh including the girl because your friends don't you you're gonna go back to the girl and we sell a couple more hours with the car so you're gonna take it for a spin okay here you go there there you go and don't bring the car back cause it's yours no you're kidding me I'm not kidding oh my god I Drive them all and then it's real it's your new car I'm the most are you serious all day oh my do whatever you want it's your car have fun you never have to bring it back you see I want to see you baby yes that's true well you better take better care of it in your career or it'll be dad too please be nice to me I'm bleeding I'm begging haven't been treated like this it's me a white BMW no white Mercedes got into a car accident it's like the same girl that no an accident with herself oh my god I can't believe we crashed that's okay my dad will pay for it no my dad will pay for pour it on from school which hippie chaos because I'm Josh with me I'm Josh I'm drinking Josh so kids really love yep yep it's him it's Josh back baby yeah did you recently rub a genie lamp I [Music] heard there's a kid here that makes fun of you what's the name Chris what is Chris do when you believe you basically dignity that's the same thing you do just without a camera this guy's a real [ __ ] you found it the green shirt we found Chris he has a green jacket right there he just took it off you realize we're not going to school with you tomorrow 300 bands we heard Chris picks on board on Chris to stop picking on bard on that's my job at the YMCA you want to be on the blog no it's on Savage no time to win friends over don't say anything Chris plays I don't want him to hurt me or anything we're done Chris push you yeah all right gonna handle this are you seriously no principals coming actually you know Chris yeah he's bullying me but chat with me tomorrow if you want won't solve it thank you no ass whuppin we're just 12 on Chris don't touch me after you touch a guy you were playing you were touching your penis and then he said don't touch me because you just touched your penis that's understandable yeah but still fight okay cool I like the energy [Music] [Music] [Music] [Laughter] you want any dating apps no no are you no you're right we should just download those dating app [ __ ] everyone thinks I'm gay everyone thinks I'm gay we both developed gay tendencies right after breaking up really yeah do you miss me yeah I don't miss you what's up Stacy I'm kidding I do miss Liza

Channel: Jeff Edits

Views: 7,182,351

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Id: wV1ctGuv3eM

Length: 64min 21sec (3861 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 23 2019