Vlad Dies Laughing when Rico Recklezz Jokes About Tory Lanez & Lil Jay Spooning in Jail (Part 14)

Tory Lane's in prison right now he actually got transfered I think you know what's crazy is I met Tory Lan I got the m e went to the studio one more time okay how'd that go um because of uh man I we all we got a uh we got a we got a homie up in New York man so like that's like his security homie you know he like he a real [ __ ] that's how homie though but uh T was cool he never give me like weird Vibes like like he a shooter [ __ ] he never like you know sh [ __ ] Vibes nigg get Sho a [ __ ] Vibes man like like right here he shoot a [ __ ] you can tell like he shoot a [ __ ] tell Sho a [ __ ] like real emotional man how small I've never met Tori like Tori thinks I have something against see Johnny Cash Flow introduced us to Tory Lane so he was always like he my brother he good and to L's Rich As [ __ ] like he used to be balling the [ __ ] out like he made like R&B music like [ __ ] get money well then like was big as [ __ ] he was little as hell he shot that [ __ ] cuz she was just grabbed him get your little stupid swinging and [ __ ] you shot that [ __ ] put her head on on his forehead he's trying to swing can't can't reach let me out him hey Tory Tory right now like he in jail like man I don't know why I shot that [ __ ] go to jail you why you did the dumb [ __ ] you did like you know what's crazy though we actually broke the story we found out that he was actually offered a four-year plea deal he turned it down man I would have took the take the F could have done it two take the take the what and leave the what now you got what 10 Tori they F be somebody TR to snuggle your last on that [ __ ] he little as hell somebody it's going to be a big ass [ __ ] bald head th honey bun right on his bed he walking his head like a honey bun what is this the last honey bu you ating that [ __ ] you hear me for real he G be spooning like man spoon that's the proper term snuggl this ass he going be like man I hope they don't put this [ __ ] on camera Little J walk like what's going on can can't get in all this y'all need the third this is jail noways bro threeway three-way spoon tall know I got this [ __ ] man got that spoon [Laughter] up oh my God world is f world the world is messed up man so what Megs on like what she on I mean I just saw some wild [ __ ] about her yeah I just saw blue face sa man oh blue face say he got head yeah man from why you say that who knows man why you say that man I have no idea you put ass out everybody she like she got a bom on her head too man listen I I don't know man but I remember in the in the words of Tony yo and I always like to repeat this I [ __ ] with Tony yo yeah that's my man I [ __ ] with him he's on tour as soon as he's done with tour you'll see him back on [ __ ] told me he was going to bring bro you know they told going bring me out on the tour swear to God show you the message that [ __ ] like bro man done it Miss out right man look right after that he on a worldwide too he in Europe right now bro right right after that I think 50 hit the [ __ ] with the microphone or some [ __ ] like man I F be going that way well I mean what he said that makes so much sense he said he has never heard of anyone who is accused of a shooting the person lived and they're going to take the stand and they actually go to court all I'm saying is if somebody saying you shot them and they still alive and they willing to take the stand in my eyes you gonna beat the you not g to beat the [ __ ] case yeah I never seen that in my life somebody saying you shot him and you taking it to tril yeah and I guess his confidence of taking a trout everybody believed him the internet judge oh he lying this this one shot him and the girl shot it was a lot of confusion to the case if she's a street chick she'll get a pass and if she's a civilian she gets a major pass Megan a St is civilian if a civilian get on the stand and say yo he shot me to me you're going to jail everyone takes a plea deal in that situation especially if you know you did it you know well whether you did it whether you didn't do it the victim is taking a stand against you Fu going to tell her you [ __ ] that you didn't do and they going to off you last time and you know you ain't do it and you know this person from telling you why he ain't paid a [ __ ] well I'm sorry here here's the problem here's the problem right here's the problem got you cuz I remember I talked to a lawyer he said listen if Tori was my lawyer I could have got him a year and 5year probation easy easy because in the beginning Megan wasn't cooperating she was saying oh I stepped on some glass she was trying to protect him she trying to show love was show start talking [ __ ] he made an album about her it was he dropped a whole mixtape Instagram lives you remember when when Corona was going on everybody was going Instagram lives he was on that [ __ ] Loose as hell she oh he want to have a party you know how girls be got something for that ass for the grade he should have supposed to he supposed to eat her [ __ ] cuz CU she was so tall he was so short he could have ate her ass standing up nobody had to move he said ate her ass gave us some money and he'll be free right now instead he want the front his [ __ ] and he wrote I remember there was a song on that mixtape where he said oh how I shoot you the foot and hit no bones or t like he was actually mocking her saying that she lying about the shooting this is a person that got all the power over you you're the one being charged and she fine too tall glass of water yeah big ass try the woman man try the woman I ain't I ain't never running tour what I F you he I'm I'mma shoot I'm shoot my I'm tell my girl look she coming home with her yeah I mean now he's doing 10 years they're saying that he'll do about six that's a long time black and he'll get deported as soon as he gets out that's a black back to Canada you go in your bathroom right now with a mattress for 6 years that beer be big as ha youu yeah go in your bathroom whoever yeah in a mattress just sit in there and put another guy in there y'all got to share that got space y'all got to move around this [ __ ] hey [ __ ] got a [ __ ] you got to move the curtain all right go ahead [ __ ] gang what just go do about the smell gang I'm like well just watch you do it I still got to smell that [ __ ] I hated jail bro oh my God like I hated jail bro the first time I got locked up you know what you know what my first thought was what this hi hop had been lying to me all these years cuz they act they act like it's so cool they sound there's music videos of dudes in jail and hanging out and it seems the only cool thing about jail is the day you get out that [ __ ] right that's it that's the day I remember the first thought I remember when I first got locked up it was in Brooklyn and I was in in the in the precinct it was before we got transfer central booking and there was no toilets in the cell and I remember for the first time in my life I'd have to ask another man can I go take a piss yeah and they can say no they can say no and sometimes they said no yeah you just went I'm like what the [ __ ] they got tell me [ __ ] my blad working yes I felt like an animal I didn't feel like a man I didn't feel like a human anymore that's what it's like imagine going to a Chicago jail when you walk it's so ganged out well I can't even say because I know Cy jail like that New York jail but Chicago jail when you walk on that [ __ ] they on the new then everybody hold like look they can be Sleep Gang they put you deck everybody like on the new that means somebody new coming the whole deck will come look see you is where you from where you from now as soon as you say where you from they be hey boy your oppos here boy they G oh yeah boy [ __ ] you boy that when we come out now you your here like well gotta fight like and this going on every day every time you get moved all type of [ __ ] then wor about the the food man worst Food you ever had in America is Cook County Jail food bro they sh they when I was locked up I remember one of the dudes with me said don't eat the food he said don't eat those Balon sandwiches I see [ __ ] in the kitchen doing this to the trays the lady one looking I said y I never eat that food y never [ __ ] up

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Length: 8min 11sec (491 seconds)

Published: Thu Nov 09 2023