[door opening] Rise and shine, angel. Let's go over your schedule. It's five a.m. That's when MPP's wake up. and have some coffee,
It'll help. I don't like coffee. Well, you better learn
to like it. You're the MPP. I thought being MPP
was gonna be proclamations and people thinking I'm cool. Hey, you're getting better. And tonight you have a stand set
at the Teeheehee They want you
to bring ten friends. That won't be hard,
you're the MPP. I don't know how
to do stand up comedy. [groaning] [overlapping chatter] What's all this? - Love that catchphrase.
- Thank you. But ever since you told people
to do whatever they want, no one knows what to do anymore. It's chaos. Well, that was stupid of me. Watch out! Buddy got off his leash,
and he bites butts! What's this we hear
about a dog that bites butts? Buddy, no! [screaming, barking] So cute! Buddy, no! My poor ankle. I wish someone
would have told me not to wear flip-flops
to school! Watch where you're reading,
Dougie. Watch where you're reading,
Chornel. You're so right, Akira. Why did I wear green pants? Sorry! It turns out
the color green makes Buddy even more bite-y! Can you guys fix this? It's my turn to wish, and I wish
I wasn't MPP anymore. Sorry, kiddo. Roy's cute dog broke our wands. And our new ones
won't be delivered until next week because someone won't pay
for same-day shipping on Ama-wand Prime! I'd rather use that money
for a subscription to Fairy-mount Plus. [chuckles] It is a mountain
of entertainment. Who are you talking to? Uh...
I was just talking to myself. I used to do that, too,
when I was MPP. It's not all perks. The pressure can really get
to you. That's surprising
'cause you were a much better MPP than I am. I know.
You're kind of garbage at it. - Yeah.
- Aha- There's got to be a way
to fix it. I mean, can I just step down? I wish it was that easy, but that's not
how being MPP works. You don't want
to be MPP anymore, you got to do something that
will make everyone hate you. Ooh! My patoot! Sorry about my butt-biting dog,
everyone! It's okay, Roy.
Your pooch is so cute! Stay here. I got an idea. Buddy needs to go. [gasping] What did you say? I'm making a proclamation.
Roy's dog needs to go. As MPP, I am banishing Buddy
from Dimmsdale. [gasping] I know he's cute. So cute.
And in Dimmsdale, we never get rid
of anything cute. Cuteness is next to godliness. Yeah. Unless we get rid of Buddy,
this problem is just going to keep biting us all
on the butt. I thought that was kind
of clever. Anyways,
Buddy's gonna go to a farm where he can bite butts
all day in peace. Jeez. Sending a dog to a farm
just because he bites butts? Even I wouldn't do that,
and I'm about to do this. [barking] Buddy, no! It's a good thing
I don't feel pain. Let's hit that farm, Buddy. Aw. Shut up! Akira's right! Let's get rid of Viv
and make Cassidy MPP again! - Yeah!
- Yeah! Checkmate. Are you okay? Yeah, I'm fine. I thought you were supposed
to protect me? Yeah. Turns out neither one
of us were very good at our jobs. How could you?
Buddy was my only friend. I wouldn't be so
sure about that. Is this for real? Sure is. Go get your boys. Boys, my birthday is-- Wow, how do you know
when I was going to interrupt-- Aw, I love you, boys. I'm gonna think
of a random word. And I swear to God,
if you guys wrote "kiwi"... Ahh. [music playing, crying] This is nice.
