[Vinesauce] Vinny - Quality DOS Games #5

let's begin with some ms-dos games or vindos or windows 98 entertainment pack whatever it's just ms-dos and old windows games so i'm gonna leave up the ms dung one because i thought it was pretty good it's an old one but it checks out now before we begin this segment some of you may know that this cool game was shown on a previous week's version of this segment the teletubbies love tubby custard [Music] it birthed many custard likes [Applause] don't worry we're not gonna we're not gonna do this the whole time however i do have some corruptions of it kind of well i asked the corruption discord i said hey do you guys think it's possible to corrupt this garbage it's really not easy in fact uh it's it's quite difficult but here's what irklusar was able to get this is just a recording of iroquois best attempt to corrupt this garbage which is good because i'm going to um [Music] so while this happens i'm gonna get the segment ready [Music] i know which one i'm gonna play again i don't know exactly how much effort it would take to get some like insane corruptions for this but keep in mind they're not really 3d models they're not really there in the playstation version they're there in this version they're just little movies i like that the the green one keeps teleporting in and out is that what the robot's name is the new new i thought it was mr bucket pre-rendered animated sprites ah yes well movies very full [Music] all right well there you go that was totally worth it now now that we're done with that now that the ritual has ended we can do the simpsons virtual springfield which have i not played this before i don't maybe i haven't do i have to install it i think it just plays from no i don't think i have played i played a bunch of other corrupt um corruptions wow i've played a bunch of other springfield lights simpson game of something i just thought of a cool like sharknado type movie it's called vortex i'll let you figure out what that means [Music] los simpson oh man i would love to see this in vr like actual real vr now that is a movie [Music] it was a movie welcome to springfield i'm troy mcclure you may remember me as town spokesman is this real phil hartman says smother me and shreveport and living loving and lubbock of course we all know springfield for its award-winning dance phil birthplace of the glove compartment but that's merely scratching the surface of a place the great calvin coolidge once labeled a pea-sized town with lima bean sized dreams so warm up your clicking finger and let's explore a land the poets call springfield usa all i know of simpson is steamed hams no i've seen some simpsons growing up like it was not a huge thing for me i'm troy mcclure you may remember yeah now these are pre-rendered little movies going through springfield [Music] i don't really know so there is some edutainment here i don't know if we're gonna be getting too much edutainment but um ah tuck in that shirt that shirt already corrupted later the drivers in springfield are almost as bad as new york driver is amazing listen new york drivers are pretty bad but new jersey drivers holy [ __ ] are they bad no new york is probably worse i i'll tell you why i know that i was driving in manhattan the other day and it was an absolute nightmare so yeah i mean everywhere has a bad drivers you know what i mean like wherever you live has bad tap water and bad drivers it's just part of the living experience [Music] so do you just pick up trash and save it find the scene where mr burns falls [Music] uh are they saying boo [Music] boo where does he die oh wait that's a spoiler i think i don't think he does he doesn't die right i mean so we're going east he got shot but lived what that was a big tv event i remember that i remember people were talking about that episode i remember watching it like and um yeah mr burns died of the that's the same person yeah who shot mr burns so i do remember simpson from when i was young but i don't remember enough of it i remember that and d-bot d it's german [Music] sideshow bob but um i have a couple friends my friend bill is a simpsons trivia like prodigy some people are really really into the simpsons vinnie make homer's face hurt uh i don't know what you're talking about oh look it's mr burns and smithers is he choking him out like it kind of looked like he had him on a leash that's nice i think that violates the gasm policy here on twitch oh it's it's going real slow [Music] uh oh i'm stuck i have no mouse cursor now windows 98 has been has chugged it i don't know right click oh thanks barrels of fun [Music] okay so i'll ask again in chat does anyone know where mr burns is aside from the mr burns we just saw apparently it's a very good scene [Music] the power plant okay well that's that's kind of where i'm going anyway so see this was like an interesting idea that was then crystallized a little bit better in from what i understand at least um the simpsons hit and run game which was like gta but you know i mean it's a relic of its time like how do you make an immersive 3d game without having any computing power i know it's a point-and-click and it kind of looks like you're moving in 3d wait wait there's a strip club in springfield and whatever the [ __ ] that is that that's a reference of some kind simpson strip club [Music] drink duff [Music] i'm like really confused oh no here we are okay good thank god for the map uh toodles it was so matter-of-fact green cloud oh look it's homer someone said that there's something that happens in a secret room try going to sector 7g um there's a secret room in mr burns's office wait why does mr burns have nude pictures of homer simpson i missed a lot of episodes i'm gonna guess conan wrote that one trying to click various locations oh oh we got something oh wait no that's not a secret room that's just a model of the thing of the power plant okay the quickie mart has doom clones oh that's cool i'll check that out what vinnie it's inside his house at the stairway ah it's not allowing you to enter the room for some reason well what do you have to press to get the secret room there's a key homer fall his favorite picture the one of domestic violence [Music] complete core meltdown in five welcome to the black mesa research facility now get back to work that's what that does homer omar it is me bart you have choked me too many times now i like it you have changed the course of my life homer what what chat [Music] oh that's what they got going on in the power plant i see oh my god is that where the doom clones are kept [Music] okay we'll check out the um we'll check out the kwik-e-mart but uh yeah i think someone said go to mr burns's mansion even though mr burns is dead somehow mr burns has returned somehow mr burns returned that's flanders house i'm assuming it'd probably be over here somewhere cemetery church crust crusty lucy like like oh what is it desilu [Music] i don't see any mr burns mansion locations butt plug in the top left that's no it's a tree come to the tones clear with me quickie mart is just that way it's north from here all right so goodbye map the dollar sign maybe all right let's do quickie mart then we'll go dollar sign and i want to move on i'm not going to spend too much time on this even though this is actually really fascinating like a lot of this segment is me just kind of getting nostalgia for an era that is no longer here the era of the crusty point-and-click and again i played like a number of these as a kid i didn't have a pc until like 1998 97 so i was playing half-life by then but um yeah 97 but i played stuff at the computer lab and i played stuff at a friend's house who had all of the point-and-click games from that time period all right he had four of them but when you're young that's all of them is amazing i like how they say lines twice in this game [Music] i think that was the steamed hams guy that's how you know i'm a real simpsons fan i see principal skinner i'm like ah the steamed hams guy hell yeah [Music] welcome kind shopper to my humble store and please keep your hands on them or store stand hands what i can see them or i shall dance upon your bullet riddled carcass [Music] but for real did they just like write him out of the show [Music] they did but killing clowns is okay wow he's actually dead [Music] oh my god [Music] fatty arbuckles dried pig joints [Music] wow um so where are these doom clones homer you are weren't you at the nuclear power plant [Music] discount jerky oh wow what the [ __ ] oh my god they really are going into the the doom aesthetic here just pulping all the bullies of springfield that's crazy that is genuinely [ __ ] amazing that they would include that bro you got a shotgun you're like five [Music] he's helping out all right [Music] that's from the show i'm sure a lot of this is from the show directly and and there are simpson fans in the audience right now who are like oh i remember the episode i remember the season oh is that a morning dove paul mccartney's secret garden that you mean george harrison this was george's thing you know when we went to india i had a little diddly do oh wait paul in the show had this secret garden oh okay even though it was george that was the one who was really into like indian culture and music and hinduism that's the joke it's real all right when we were in india i had little diddly do on the guitar came up with mother nature's son but george was there for like two years so we had to replace him with a fake george forge we called him [Music] there's a dollar sign uh you can't go there it doesn't have any clickable thing [Music] you can just walk there oh okay [Music] which way are we going so so that would be we're going east no west from south we're going [Music] west it's a little confusing don't mind me because because i know the difference between north east south and west i swear mother's birthday party among us cloud no [Music] bow wait did danny elfman do the soundtrack to the simpson like the theme what am i doing yeah he did that dude wrote some [ __ ] classic melodies grandpa simpson yeah he really he just pee-wee herman movies uh every tim burton thing every tim burton vanity project and then the willy wonka movie oh no not that yeah he did beetlejuice movie which is obviously a favorite of mine i don't think we can get to mr burns's house everybody uh i'm trying but there's it's too confusing someone said new willy wonka is better than the old fight me i don't think anyone cares enough to fight you on that though like that's that's the real problem is you'll be like ready to go you're gonna have your dukes put up it's like i'll let you have that one that's just sad i just feel bad for you gulping blow that doesn't sound kosher [Music] now like like whatever you want even if it is a bizarre movie that it makes me uncomfortable to look at [Music] johnny depp in that movie awful and i think the dude has turned in some good performances really but awful oh he was so bad in the willy wonka movie hi everyone it's me willy wonka we add these two substances together and presto press prep gray wonk hey everybody it's me willy wonka how you doing welcome to the great letter wonka show [Music] someone said bad take again i don't really need to die on the hill of defending willy wonka movies i don't really care but you know whatever i i just thought that was a a very hard movie to watch [Music] now this is burns mansion ah [Music] back into place oh we had a bunch of uh germa germanites enter the chat hi germanites welcome i'll i'll try my best smithers smithers [Music] i can't actually go into mr burns manor [Music] smithers well for anyone just joining we are doing ms-dos and windows 98 games and i'm i'm very appreciative of you pumping into the stream you might enjoy it i don't know if you will i don't even know if i'm enjoying it really but you'll like it if you like johnny depp's willy wonka performance let's put it that way [Music] well there's probably more fun references to simpsons things i can't spend forever on this but i will say this is a really interesting game and simpson fans in the 90s probably loved this so yeah it's it's cool i'm sure there's a lot of other scenes that i could have checked out [Music] oh [Music] operation [Music] i bet the intro of this game is better than the actual game very very high quality graphics right there vinnie you missed mr burns falling down the stairs did i well he did that and then i switched to the next game [Music] the [ __ ] all right so let's see what a 90s attempt at translating a board game into a pc game looked like [Music] chat how many doctors do you think this game created friends wait is this trying to say that if i play alone that my decisions are caveman um and if i play with friends i am as smart as an astronaut [Music] each tv screen shows a different operating room with patients who need your help just click on the area you want to go and we'll be off great choice you're on your way to the main hospital [Music] does she have a pixar ass no never mind hello i'm surgeon sally wright thank goodness you've arrived let's operate just choose your tool and we'll begin i think we should use our tool [Music] click on a piece oh well no wonder this guy's got a [ __ ] shoe in his tits [Music] jeepers careful as you guide the tweezers to the piece and remove it don't don't what great oh that's so weird oh this is so [ __ ] weird what is this thing do we have this inside of us also how big is this dude oh my god it's like his body just keeps extending this is like action irritating stick if anyone remembers that game stomach pump great [Music] anal sphincter [Music] oh my god [Music] get operation game at the age of 10 become a doctor wonder why boots aren't inside the human body that extends for hours or miles same thing you've cured one patient you have 24 more to go [Applause] i don't want to save 24 more patients wow how could that be healthy like we just did a sensitive operation and then like a wind tunnel sucks the dude out into the great beyond click on a piece to operate you know her hair broken heart a broken heart it seems in your anger lord vader swell you have given her a broken heart swell work [Music] literally has no heart there is no blood pumping anywhere this woman is dead well done but don't worry we're removing a spoon from her hair she'll be fine afterwards [Music] jeepers you're a swell doctor now on to the next patient jeepers swell i guess they're going for the kitschy appeal [Music] dead [Music] is there a running theme of clowns so far [Music] bottleneck and yet missed opportunity to have it in the neck [Music] ear wax again not even in the ear [Music] i would almost classify this as anti-fun [Music] much like clowns are anti-funny [Music] i didn't think that that was going to happen but sure great just kill the clown and get it over with if only there were an option [Music] well done does he have anything stapled to his groin no but if you want you could staple a hundred dollar bill [Music] i am aware that there are people in my chat that do not know the story of the stapler clown i will just say this there was a clown this is a real story that was exchanging body staples in exchange for money so you would put dollars fives tens twenties whatever and you could staple it to the clown's body but then the clown gets to keep the money and for a hundred dollars you could staple his sack it's real it was at a bar it is just the gig move that swell little cowboy germ with your mouse what click the left mouse button to jump jump on top of that evil germ to swallow it up [Music] [Music] this is so [ __ ] bizarre [Music] i mean i guess the actual game itself not this is a pretty decent translation of operation into computer game that's so [ __ ] weird nifty you cured the patient [Applause] also you have a choice of how you want to cure the patient [Music] oh no [Music] i see a ufo put me on the ufo doctor [Music] what what what you again [Music] wait would i have had to operate on the poodle as well [Music] if you want to leave up great choice okay so so there are five different scenarios you can go to a space station you can go into caveman times and you can actually operate on a dinosaur oh my [Music] i'm chill god your spaceman hero choose a tool doc and let's go chill jones everybody yo doc click on a piece and okay doc you know the drill it's the alien autopsy but stay away from the walls and obstacles [Music] good job there's a [ __ ] alien autopsy i'm sure some of you are aware of this or at least remember it or opposite you know what i mean it was on network tv in like 1995 and they presented it as if it was like real footage like we found this footage of an alien autopsy and i watched it and it was like all shitty like you know kind of looked like it was smuggled out of a lab type footage and it was an alien autopsy and it scared the [ __ ] out of me and i didn't sleep for weeks [Applause] [Music] but it was yeah it was all i don't know how to tell you this chat but it wasn't a real alien you cured five patients in recognition of your kind and clever care you are hereby [Music] [Applause] [Music] i mean listen there's some creativity here at least some weird-looking aliens and no not a mogus that's just an astronaut [Music] great choice chat saw an amogus in the clouds in springfield [Music] oh my god well at least if you don't want to play the shitty operation game you can just do this [Music] uh this is worse [Music] what is this someone in chad said i love doing this smiley face oh my god am i playing the role of an antacid so [Music] cave spin chat i really don't know what i'm doing here use mouse move me click left mouse button and like how [ __ ] long do you have to do this i guess you just can't let any of the big bubbles go up because that's how the indigestion it hurts like yeah i mean i see the meter it just this is awful this is like really really bad i love the incidental music as well dinosaur all better not mad anymore you good doctor dinosaur species had unique ways of attacking and defending against enemies the tyrannosaurus rex lived through the jurassic and cretaceous periods they were about 50 feet long and often preyed on the stegosaurs 30-foot dinosaurs with long spiked tails that could swing back and forth freely to fend off enemies stegosaurs were unique in that their tails lack the rigid tendons that stiffened the tails of most other dinosaur species i don't know what the [ __ ] this is alizarin sent it to me i don't know what this is but apparently these dinosaurs didn't even live at the same time and we're millions of years apart this dinosaur was definitely knocking about with cavemen though that's true little uh dinosaur fellas knocking about with the uh caveman fallen [Music] why are the teletubbies still up i did i turned that game off so long ago how did that even happen the disc isn't in [Music] well that's an awful sound anyway here's dave capps game from 35 years ago at 25 25. it really is marble so the name of this one is marble drop funny deer in homage of one phallus of militis why is there points [Music] i guess you have to get the right colors in the right spots you want to talk about dedication spending enough time to figure out how to play this game properly that's dedication [Music] the marbles just [ __ ] explode if they're not in the right place [Applause] [Music] also again thank you to barrels of fun and alizarin for making this pack of goss and windows games a reality yeah it oh i broke the marbles well it's all the same thing um yeah it well yeah i don't like this and i like marble games i don't really like this that much because how do you know where you're dropping the marble watch here let's follow the red one i'm i haven't been paying attention i'm gonna follow the red one red one goes down there red one then okay it opens up so you really just kind of have to pay close attention to what these things do and that's how you do it so if i drop a red one here it will go to the correct place this will not but this one will but now this is closed so you kind of have to just pay attention it's a little puzzle game it's you know i like marvel games that are better for my p brain but it's neat it's something different and it's not really trying to teach us anything but you probably become like a genius if you learn how to play this like really well and then you can do better at mario party minigames jumpstart music what is this no dave's game is better because you get to build the marble stuff and and you can like you can build the obstacle course [Music] please no oh god no it's the ghost of the teletubby game chat this game doesn't even have a disc how does this keep happening [Music] they're all corrupted and [ __ ] up looking [Music] unable to find custard why does it say teletubbies at the bottom of this completely different game oh no all right um i can't believe i did this like how does this even happen [ __ ] [Music] hmm all right so we just got to do a little bit of restart and that's okay because while that's happening i can also play some ms-dos games we'll do that we'll do that [Music] [Applause] so we're gonna let the pcem thing load and while that happens uh we're gonna we're we're gonna do something different what are we gonna do different we're gonna do windows 3.1 and dos games i have a couple ones dole five a day adventures is this a banana game it kind of [ __ ] is and you know this part you're working on having [Music] have some juice and all the things here they come from places both following so far a day is the magic room is okay wow the society for nutrition education provided technical assistance for the development of the nutrition content of this program this educational a lot of words designed and produced by interactive design and development incorporated and the dole food company i'll tell you what big fruit wants us to eat all this stuff and i know why not because they care about us but because they want those nanas jammed down our throats that's the bottom line and their bottom line goes up if it goes through our bottom and that's the truth anyway adventures that is so hey there dudes [ __ ] bobby banana i'm so glad you could drop into our town it's like really great to see you yeah banana boulevard is one way cool place here in town but i know you want to check out everything so click on any of the building bars like get going hey my dudes welcome to club banana if you'd like a drink we can mix one up for you my bro my name is brian there's a q in there it's silent would you like a um a mango margarita i'll tell you what that's all about my bro but i can't tell you right now so give me a couple minutes while i figure it out the salad factory [Music] are there any chat members who are on any kind of recreational drugs at the moment if so what is happening in your brain when you are ready to get started you know be careful in our factory you can make your own salad and learn which fruits and vegetables help make a super salad it is so cheap oh and now the most complex thing i've ever seen you learn to make salads that are high in vitamin a vitamin c and fiber and low in fat click any food item to get started and i'll show you how to make your salad you know what you can choose the demo for all the have fun weird moments that have happened in chat over the past however many let's say a couple weeks you know with the rock from hypnagogia and all that i got to say i'm kind of proud of the chat because as far as i can see not very many people want to [ __ ] the salad i was expecting the whole chat to be like yeah give me the celesti not really you have forgotten to make your salad spinach click the add lever to add this item to your salad why are there like ominous noises orange [Music] click the add lever to it adding two sections of orange my my favorite orange and spinach salad good choice what is this cauliflower oh [Music] adding two cauliflower florets cauliflower is so good are you ready for the challenge what do you mean the challenge i thought we were making a salad what is that music is that like timberland music challenge zone return when you are ready to leave the challenge this is the salad factory challenge draw a card and make your salad meet the requirements on the card if you do you will earn 10 tokens your challenge is make a salad that is high in vitamin a and provides at least two servings of your five a day click on the bowl when you are ready to get started good luck click any food item to get started what if i click the exit button is that also good okay i guess i'm here now forever salad the society for nutrition i guess we'll continue our advent i love my love like i'm bobby banana i'm so glad you just get skewed it's like it's like really great to see you no more bobby banana banana boulevard one way cool place here in town but i know you want to check out everything so click on any i know you want to check out everything sir welcome boys and girls i am pamela pineapple are you okay in the five a day auditorium we have an exciting program planned for you some of the most popular fruits and vegetables are waiting right off stage pamela pineapple got a lobotomy recently so on with the show discover the exciting world of fruits and vegetables she was thinking about eating some potato chips and big vegetable got to her first hey there i'm anthony apple and i'm one of america's most popular fruits oh my god and and what am i here for what do you need apples are very old we were mentioned in the bible and in the history of ancient nations okay thank you for telling me about the bible it's starting to come together now yeah the bible as in like the fruit that the snake tricked adam and eve into eating right ah see now i remember i guess it was mentioned in the bible that must have been real that had to have happened he produces buds or short shoots which bloom and form the fruit the trees are usually 40 feet tall and sometimes even taller you probably know that bears need to sleep in the winter but did you know that apples also require about 1 000 hours below 45 degrees in order to rest because apples need the winter cold they can't be grown in tropical or sub-tropical areas apples are like people in that they come in many varieties for example if you grow 100 apple trees from the seed of one tree they will all be different to make an entire orchard of trees the same variety branches from one tree are grafted onto the root stock of other trees wow we were actually learning someone said i do not give a [ __ ] about apples show me a cranberry bog what most apples brought into the united states for sale come from canada but they might come from as far away as australia or new zealand now this is pre-lord of the rings so no one knew what the [ __ ] was happening in new zealand up until that moment i'm just telling you like we thought it was fake here in the us we didn't know because that's that's what kind of we learned it the words we knew how to say it we learned nothing about it in school sorry how do i leave this hell hole oh okay there's still way we got more fruit we're gonna learn about welcome boys and girls welcome to five a day top tunes make your selection now oh no it's fruit music it's fruit and veggie music oh my god [Music] i thought it was gonna do celebrate good times yeah [Music] i swear to god if this gets copyright claimed i will never eat broccoli again just fine [Music] it's threepack [Music] is the [Music] eskimo is mighty cold [Music] when do i get to do the first person shooter segment [Music] all right let me hear the cauliflower song you freaks [Music] [Music] now is this cauliflower sexually thrusting torso [Music] [Music] wow [Music] the first part is [Music] video or the words is hey whatever artist this is got a paycheck probably a lifetime supply of veggies [Music] almost [Music] is [Music] helps you get along fiber it helps you with digestion the [ __ ] crusty video makes it so much better oh i'm sorry everybody you're not missing a whole lot hang on [Music] uh healthy buddy i just want to know what that is it's the full house theme [Music] looks like a young jerry seinfeld in there [Applause] [Music] what's the deal with fish and chicken lots of grains vegetables [Applause] oh man the compression in the crusts is so intense [Music] do you want to see the music video or the words as the song plays words [Music] i thought those were just hot dogs on a conveyor belt those were carrots [Music] chat wants to see salad sisters oh wait there's just one chat [Music] it's good member your skin and everything underneath it's good for you and it's good what was that oh i thought those were like aliens they were in rabbit costumes all right fine salad sisters [Music] jesus and they are good for you we can have some fun today just come along and we can play make a salad on the way with fruits and vegetables [Music] how would that even work would it be like something from like shake shack where instead of a bun you just put the salad over it no just remember [Music] are you ready for the challenge no oh banana i want to see banana bro deliver facts my banana dude my name is bobby banana i'm the most popular fruit i'm also a cool wedding yeah did you know that bananas are picked when they're a green color and eaten when they turn yellow are you gonna read the rest or did the dude pass out in the va booth hey all right wanna see my movie suddenly it started from a piece of root cut from an older plant this root sends out sheets above the ground forming a tall plant with huge leaves a bunch of tiny bananas first emerge from the top of the stem of the plant the bananas grow so long and heavy that they must be supported by poles or wires to keep the plant from falling over as one stem of bananas is being produced a second chute or daughter plant is allowed to grow from the base of the plant as soon as the main bunch of bananas is harvested the daughter plant is allowed to grow bigger and produce fruit this way the bananas grow year round which is great news if you love bananas this kid loves banana you see what he did he just ran for that [ __ ] banana i've never seen someone so excited for any food over 2 000 years ago most bananas brought into the united states are grown in ecuador and other tropical countries in central and south america where the weather is very warm very warm how long until we genetically engineer a new fruit like when is that going to start happening are we close to that we have i'm not talking about like you know we do it all the time okay well hang on a minute because i know bananas went from like plantains and we have like better tasting bananas and all that stuff i know that we combine fruits i'm talking about like a brand new willy wonka-esque [ __ ] fruit and yet again willy wonka comes up today weird but banapples do wha i want like a scrum scramble scrumboli how do you get a scrumboli i want one of those the snozberries do taste like snozzberries that is true also the game froze oh no no we're good uh do we want to meet more fruit uh the game kind of it's weird why do we lose volume five a day adventures is sponsored by the dole food company [Music] these bananas are doing nothing for me the banana bro has no sex appeal the broccoli has no sex appeal i only crave one thing and that is the salad sisters you wouldn't so hey there dudes like i'm bobby banana i'm so glad you could drop into our town it's like it's like really great to see you you know banana boulevard is one way cool place here in town but i know you want to check out everything so click on any of the building doors like get cut once upon a time in the land of five a day healthy girls and boys would come to play they played in the fields they played in the trees they swam in the rivers and they knew all the keys to good health come play in the land of five a day we're waiting for you get started by clicking on the road coming through the great barber see it off on the horizon it's near the castle i clicked it it will take you on a journey welcome to our land if you eat five fruit and veggie a day you get to go to some weird combination of like castles and pyramids and farms oh yeah hi we all know about the great pyramids of egypt right yes of course we do they're famous well did you know that we dates are as old as the egyptian pyramids that's right dates have been around for a long long time over five thousand years and since i know so much about pyramids the other fruity dudes chose me to tell you all about another great pyramid it's famous too the food pyramid this pyramid doesn't have any mummies actually it's full of food and it's not so old in fact it's pretty new fruity dudes is a great scent food tell you what to pyramid every day if we know the parts of the pyramid it can help us make good food choices people are saying that that has been disproven and is completely outdated by now huh [Applause] welcome boys and girls i'm pamela pineapple today in the five a day auditorium we have an exciting program planned yeah eat bread and tacos every day eat hot dogs with chili on them right off state that'll get you some nutrition fascinating stories so on with the show discover the exciting world of fruits and vegetables [Applause] is this what you watch at there are so many this one's on a skateboard hi i'm lucy iceberg lettuce and i'm the main ingredient in salads which makes me very popular don't forget to check out my cousin rita romain lettuce she's next to me in the lineup [Music] hello i'm rita romain lettuce one of the most distinctive kinds of lettuce i am a great lettuce choice for your salad immediately chet starts ranking their favorite lettuce who is best lettuce take a look at my cousin lucy iceberg lettuce and remember there are lots of other leafy greens for you to try too yes baby leafy greens give them greens [ __ ] where's the brussels sprout so chad wanted to see the bean where do you see beans grapefruit your mens the first page the broccoli has a goatee and veggie tails is jealous of this [ __ ] this is the first cinematic universe yes leafy greens leafy beans oh the string beans hey i'm greg and this is gary we're the green beans we grow on bushy plants or long vines okay try some green beans for lunch or dinner so long you got beaned hi there i'm sam celery and boy is celery old i mean it's been around for almost 3 000 years they had to like create characters for each vegetable and fruit all parts of celery and stalks and leaves are edible uh celery we gotta go on an adventure celery while i don't know who actually discovered me i was known to exist as long ago as 850 bc celery we can go to 850 bc 950 bc 1050 bc wherever who is vegetable rick i guess that would be pickle rick oh my god for [ __ ] sake it's me cucumber rick i'm the purest form i haven't been pickled yet [Laughter] yeah well the game froze maybe we should just stop oh oh wait no we can now game froze the mouse got stuck all right let's um jump start first grade so the other thing i was doing was jump start um singing we're gonna get to that in a bit but what is this [ __ ] [Music] people are really remembering this like a lot more people than i expected are having some like weird nostalgia flashback for this but i know this song i've never played oh oops [Music] welcome to jumpstart school if you've been here before go ahead and click on your name if you're new to jumpstart it's easy just start typing your name when you're done click on the doorknob he's more than a mascot he'll help you a whole lot he is really super silly good evening hi i'm frankie i'm the jumpstart mascot you can always count on me i really know the ropes just click on me for help there's a lot you're not scooby-doo bathroom look at all the fun books click on the book that you want to read a hog and a frog on a jug a hog and a frog on a jungle i just said this part of the book is called the table of contents it lists all the stories that are in this book i cannot eat this broccoli this broccoli by glynis campbell i cannot eat this broccoli i have a wobbly tooth and chewing it with kristen shaw my tooth even more loose i cannot eat these peas or corn i have no teeth to chew them i have to keep the few i have i can't afford to lose them that's how i feel about that book i want to learn about the hog and the frog on the jog beckwith however a frog and a hog went for a jog but at a log the hog had to stop hop went the frog over the log but the poor hog did not hop oh a long ran a man he said i am dan hop the log hog if you can the hog said to dan i do not think i can dan will you give me a hand [Music] right squeeze the hog give it a hand dan said to hogg you are not a frog but do not be stopped by that log since hogs are big pigs and all pigs can dig just dig and go under the log [Music] ryden under the log dug the hog and he went on i am at the edge of my seat i can't wait to find out what happens now when the hog gets to a log he can go on with his jog yes he can where did the frog and the hog stop at the blank car car that isn't it i failed the i failed the test the dog packed by mark beckwith pep the dog i call pap who sat on my lap to sit on my lap took a big crap he wants to be fed when i am in bed so i just toss pap a scrap see this stuff is good but he doesn't have a catchy name like dr seuss he should have called himself like quizzle beetle duck and then then he would have been like a famous children's author but you know until then ready planet and relegated to a pretty planet the new boy in class i am irish vegemite but vegemite by glenis campbell hey gang come on up into my treehouse vegemite we eat vegemite come and we'll sail ya to australia i thought that boat was going to crash into australia also that boat is the size of like texas vegemite vegemite we eat veggie mite no we don't like barbecues we have kangaroos vegemite vegemite we eat veggies push for miles and miles will you visit my raw mate don't put it on toast with butter just eat the [ __ ] [ __ ] out of the can vegemite vegemite we eat vegemite we have billy bongs we sing bonza songs in australia dreaming all day of night vegemite vegemite we love vegemite this is the australian nationalist the mates seeing it all together now what letter is missing from this word e r p erotic role play that's an unfortunate combination of letters you got it congo safari by glenis campbell i am irish by mark beckwith yeah we can we can do this one this one's fine name is jill let us be friends if you will i live in the fog beyond the wet bar this mark guy loves these bogs and frogs oh that was a fog not a frog never mind potatoes i plant and i dig over there near the barn is my pig when the fiddlers play on saint patrick's day that pig will dance quite a jig [Music] someone said in chat hey vinny i noticed you were doing some limericks and not others that is correct look at the hair on my head see it is wavy and red my friend i am proud and i say it aloud i am irish born and bred what word doesn't sound like fog bog log car dog correct vegemite by glinis vegemite vegemite we love vegemite a pretty planet five mark back with as i fly in my rocket ship black space is all i see this is nothing but awfulness and a few white stars far away [ __ ] alien stereotypes i see a little ball it is a blue ball i will take my rocket ship closer does this sound like spongebob doing an alien voice that's also copyright jetsons that blue ball is a planet with great oceans of water it is white at the top and bottom of the ball that must be frozen water i do see some areas of land i will take my rocket ship closer at least the vegetables didn't have a sweat frogging i see lots of green that must be plants and trees i'm sure the salad girls are in there somewhere chat remember calm your i'm yourself i will take my rocket ship closer now i see animal the new boring class by mark congo safari by glynis campbell come with me to congo to the river zaire come with me to congo join me on safari come on jack come on jill come on tim and tamara you can shoot the animals but only with your camera not with like a gun see the baby monkeys swinging through the trees see the hippopotamus mud up to his knees look at all the elephants splashing in the water there's a mother chimpanzee playing is this the lion king remake that jon favreau made congo to the great savannah come with me to congo tim and kate and hannah look at all the wieldy beasts feeding on the grasses see the great rhinoceros careful as he passes there's a zebra on the plains and his friend giraffe if you listen closely you can hear hyenas laugh it is the lion king remake to congo to my people city come with me to brazzaville it is very pretty see the chickens in our yard and the goats and sheep we raise pigs for market day i have one to keep browsers no chat no no no no that beast fiercer than the others stay away don't get too close it's my baby brother [Music] what word sounds like the word giraffe clown parrot laugh yes you got it pickle clown no all right mother goose rhymes hey turtle um no good evening oh look at that you get to see if you actually wow it's go to school simulator [Music] i kind of hate the smug look on this dog's face [Music] i don't mean to be overly cynical about this but this is a thing i do notice when i see like art of sassy like characters sometimes it's like [Music] it's too much it just it's i don't know how to explain it chat i think i'm just insane [Music] jump start jumping start jump jump jump off the jump jump jump let's play the master memory game to play match the picture in one box to its name in another didn't like that song very much click on any square rock zero not that one frog frog that's right dog cow clothes try again new frog unlocked horn cow not that one cow dog not that one yeah dogs and cows i see i thought it was the same thing he said it was close cow that's right vero rock clothes try again close rock vero oh my god not that one chad this is what you have to look forward to when you hit your mid-30s sorry i'm on the wrong side of 30 at this point rock you got it vegemite vegemite we love vegemite vero all right now this is just a bit click on anything haunted castle that's a wonderful picture outer space white see when i draw smug eyes it just looks like like high this is content click there to go back click there to throw your picture away click there to save i couldn't click there to stop printing i couldn't have done i haven't had a printer in 25 years i couldn't have done better myself considering you don't have opposable thumbs perhaps you are correct dog perhaps you've got me there click there to go back stop trying good evening good evening strike three you're out why is there a tentacle in the drawer listen to you don't have any milk caps oh you can clean your hogs in this good evening welcome back just so many if you want to play with me click on my picture click on this picture let's play the tick tock game start well this game invented tick tock one to reach nine o'clock pm wins to start click on the good evening oh my god they've got veggies in this game too oh my there are so many things to do won't you be a dear and help me feed all of the children you can help at the food line the cash register or in the kitchen where's miss lettuce or help frankie get a treat from the vending machine can you smell literally a mouse in the cafeteria on the vending machine please please i want that's not what i please deposit 13 cents use exact chain 10 cents 11 cents 12 cents yummy yummy a pear a pair of what please please i want a granola bar i want the granola bar douglas to give the kids exactly what they ask for see how suddenly realistic pictures of food before the timer runs out ready set go please give me one half tray of string beans please give me one [Music] is this please give me one half please give me one half tray of thank you yeah eat ice cream in peace please give me a whole tray of peas you sure thank you please give me one quarter tray of pudding please give me one pudding beans and fries thank you [Music] please give me one quarter one quarter tray up wow great job you served five kids let's try again ready set go please give me that's too much want one quarter tray of that's too much one half tray of one half tray of chicken thank you [Music] please give me one half tray please give me beans asparagus fine that's that's fine one quarter tray one quarter quarter cookies quarter pudding quarter slop one quarter treasure please give me and fries okay that's that's just junk fine at least it's all in the junk category one half tray thank you half fruit half french fries okay please give me one please give me ice cream and pasta please give me one half tray of pee thank you one half tray of peace one's third trail please give me please give me wow great job please this game is now at level one wow great job please give me mama mia we've got to fill all of these pizza orders there are small pizzas chad is saying there's a chat member that saying they literally learned how to count money from this game pepperoni olive and fly when i read an order we fly just to click on the right pizza ready set go we need a large pizza with worms and olives what that's right we need a large pizza with worms mushrooms pepperoni and olives that's right you [ __ ] why are we serving worms and flies with mushrooms olives and flies yummy yummy we need a large pizza with mushrooms and fly yeah this is heavily cursed pizza we need a large pizza with mushrooms and not you got it [Music] we need a large pizza with worms yummy yummy yummy yummy worms and flies time's up you got six pizzas when i do my next pizza review video i'm just gonna play this game [Music] yes appetizing [Music] ready fat that's how i know that none of this is real that pizza actually got up the game is awesome as easy as it can be mamma mia we've got to fill all of these pizza orders ready set go we need a large pizza without you got it yeah no try a game click on the pizza or on the cooking machine we've got a lot of things to cook oh god you can cook too oh jesus i'll help by reading each ingredient you put the right amount of each ingredient into the top of the cooking machine jessup when all of the ingredients are in the machine click on the big welcome if the recipe comes away i'm not having sex with you right now walter cup measure then click on the flower then click on the top of oh no the glop monster you know that's good enough i didn't need to learn how to cook that's the stuff what a nice day for a drive to tell the buff where to drive click on the green arrows on the steering wheel north north well you know what that's a pretty good car oh that's not like that that's nice click on the box that shows the right way to count by five that's right trivia trucks [Music] wouldn't want the kids to have too much fun without learning click on yes if this sentence is true that's right another funny day at the beach click on anything to see what happens or click on the radio to play a song there's like a pirate battle oh it's a bunch of people dead in the background [Music] it's not the music i was expecting from that [Music] yo what the [ __ ] that's the ocarina of time sound effect that is the lens of truth huh it is it's a public domain sound yeah there's there's a lot of stock stuff like the um the chanting in the fire temple was actually used in several other songs various other games from that time period north west west that looks like a great way to go your thumb navigator did someone say pot break sound effect [Music] on the word that belongs in this sentence first second you said third [Music] [Applause] [Music] i get the idea it's you know apparently a lot of people have nostalgia for that and grew up with it so that's pretty interesting but uh you know we learned we definitely learned but hang on a minute we have another jump start game that i want to check out now you have to just give me one second to load this up uh if this even works we're hoping it will file dialog failed error code that's what it says [Laughter] [Music] jump start music i don't even know what this jumpstart was before today click on your name please sign adult yep that's me [Music] select your grade level first grade second grade yeah hello my name is hopsilot and today i'm going to teach you about why is every other line this is a gram stand it was my great grand rabbits once upon a time this is what he used to play music on before tape cassettes or cd players were invented oh yeah the sound of sweet music hey i'm assuming this is not going to last the whole time this is just the intro cutscene [Music] let me take a look [Music] quite anyone loves music i just haven't got a clue every magical instrument just waiting to be played there won't be any music if i have my way i just can't understand [Music] i'm off to pickle some notes tear down the wall where am i [Applause] [Music] exactly what is going on around here and where are we in the land of music of course sir sournote and his band of violin villains have taken over the concert hall and have been shooting sour notes causing this harmony sir who sir sour note oh my god the conductor's orchestra can only play hideously sour music please help us [Music] of course we'll help but how and bring them back to the concert hall to make them sweet again then it's just weird seeing them speak [Music] oh i get it hey here i am use the mouse to lead me along blue rhythm road i don't know how much of this i want to actually do so don't expect too much of it but we'll we'll just see what it is because that was an amazing intro that was almost zelda cdi levels of amazing if you play an activity correctly you'll learn a sour note click on the arrow button to go back to blue rhythm road click on the music notes button that might violate the gasm policy where you can change levels and see how many sour notes you have collected when you have earned all of the sour notes for an activity the highlight will change to red i wonder what that is over there these are the faces of evil [Music] who are you i've never seen you on the rhythm road before hello there my name is hopsilot my friend and i are looking for sour notes to help free the land of music from the clutches of that mean old i can't like skip things hmm really let's see if you have the beat then do you know what a beat is oh sure you do you have one going in you right now your heartbeat it keeps the best beat ever a beat is sounds that follow a pattern when i play each beat i will say ut if you don't yeah we all have a heart within us unless we're talking about that operation game in which case you don't need it then it's your turn to play the same beat by hitting the space bar i will play you a beat on my bass drum damn that's a loud drum you've got the beat my friend and it sounds it like happens a second after i press the button also that mouth is moving way too much for the [ __ ] words that are coming out of the character's mouth my friend now you try or or just noises it really helps to say the words with each beat does it now you try it's your turn [Music] just pretend that the space bar is your drop [Music] just pretend that the spacebar i'm good it's your drum no i'm good let's we've got to see the uh the hippo because this is what chat wants just casually nonchalantly just walk out of there sorry i got a jet hi howdy my name is hippo you're new around here aren't you can you keep a bee i will play you a beat on my tongue it is silly isn't it but everything can become an instrument if you have the beat even your tummy when i play each beat i will say something if you don't want me to click on the no voice button no then it's your turn to play the same beat by pressing the space bar you should try and say the words too they help you keep the beat i will play you a beat on my tummy it is silly isn't it your turn someone just said my brother in christ you have the power to stop this yes sir that's the bee [Music] your turn i don't like that noise it's not quite right listen to that carefully all right let's try again okay i'm ready try this one perfectly perfect ha try this one yes siree that's the bee huh try this one you have got the belly beat maybe some things are not meant to be streamed your turn perfectly perfect huh let's go back to the teletubbies try this one close real close let's try again huh huh try this one close real close let's try again huh huh your turn close real close let's try again your turn help try this one try this one i don't i really don't think i can do this anymore close really i can't do this anymore i'm sorry [Music] i don't know why the statue of liberty is here with the fiddle but a violin excuse me all right no no no no we're good well we didn't even get to lawnmower man or lemmings 3d but we'll have to save that for next time jesus wow that was some stuff wasn't it so we learned about vegetables we learned about salad yep that's how we're going to end that segment so if you can possibly see it in your heart to not go anywhere it'll be worth it i think i don't think it will be worth it but you could stay if you want i don't care it's appreciated if you do if you don't you'll probably save yourself some brain cells uh gonna take a quick break i will be back shortly with what will i be back with what is this game oh yeah chimera land it looks like it's gonna be real weird it's got like one of those nonsense character editors yeah it's gonna be it's gonna be fun i think real fun sorry not that's the wrong video and this is this is the right one chat what what is the name of the song from final fantasy 9 where you chase the frogs in the marsh walter the green cumulon it's not queen's theme it's got an what the hell is the name of it it's not q's marsh that was the one we just heard that's the slow one i want the fast one [Music] what's the more quicklier one let's see it's just queen his theme might be yep be right back [Music] you

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