[Vinesauce] Vinny - Quality DOS Games #4

okay so this is now um this is this is a little segment that we really don't have a full name for so we're gonna call it vindos or weird ms-dos and i came across a list of some really weird ms-dos games some old ones and vincenty helped me get this together and jackal and what we have here is a collection of some really bad ms-dos or weird ms-dos a couple good ones but also a couple ports of very famous games so strap in and let's see what we have here arrow and elmi from 1996 so i believe this is a german video game okay i don't know what any of this is saying um uh aro and elmy struggle in the bacteria band bacteria uh hang on let me let me just lower this a little bit fighting against bacteria gang the first i think that first option was start i don't read german but oh jesus well it's a hell of a start um oh god oh god really aside from the impracticality of having an attack that arcs like that does it ha maybe the maybe toothpaste wasn't the best attack move i get what they're doing here though it's supposed to be like um you know one of those games that chat i want to brush my teeth now with some minty fresh tooth toothpaste crown toothpaste what am i collecting are those teeth or is it like that looks like plaque or tatar also my toothpaste tube looks high as [ __ ] oh i'm out of uh um i'm out of toothpaste how do you get that i don't know how to get that chat so what now i mean i i can't i can't kill any enemies i don't have any toothpaste i don't maybe i could get the mouthwash power up like is there mouthwash is there floss i could see it like it would be cool floss would be like a whip attack mouthwash would be like um like mario sunshine like you get like flood a toothbrush could be a melee attack there's so much potential that probably will never be realized do hosts um you have 90 percent i don't know what those last words are in that song so i just made them up oh i was um refilled i don't know if i like these levels like this is like tryptophobia activation like gums don't look like this i'm sorry um whatever the hell is going on with this person they've clearly neglected their gums way too long but like even taking aside like the bubbles the shape of the level it's just really abnormal and awful and i hate it super metroid tile set we're in the best zips zb's zippers i know i see the teeth in the background so that means we're just like in the mouth i guess oh there's a room clear move i just wasted it brent and stimpy dental horror still to this day one of the most terrifying things that and denis are eating the tomato are still two of the most terrifying mundane things that i've ever seen in my life i mean as a game it kind of falls short of anything other than the most basic you know jump and squirt you don't really get a whole lot else there's a couple secrets i mean aside from the bizarre setting and the um gum body horror and me destroying green peppers i'm not really sure if this is um i mean it was 1996 but we had yoshi's island a couple years before this yoshi's island is legit but you know this isn't exactly nintendo developing this game uh this this is ramstein developed this this music is perfectly german for its time like it's so exactly what i would want from a game like this from germany run lola run i just want to see one more level maybe all right well i can say i've done two levels uh we missed collectibles and it's back to this tile set which is just more strange diseased gums this time luckily the tryptophobia aspect is kind of not present so thank god for that it's just scummy gums yeah not much going on here i mean you've seen it all i would assume the only thing that would be cool is if it was like a big plaque boss but uh we're not gonna stick around here long enough to find out so wow well there you go bubble blob 2 developer it says here you know what i'll show you what it says in the developer section bubble blob 2 action puzzle some german people i don't know dude okay turns out all the weird ones that we have left are german i kind of need like a co-streamer that speaks german to translate wait was that star wars almost hang on a second it said bunger made this game hang on hang on i want to start that again from the beginning i want to hear the bootleg star wars it's bunganer i feel like i've heard this bootleg of star wars music before it just loops i mean it would have been nice to hear more of the music but you get the idea uh graphic something about graphic news spiel spiel health victor spielen top 10. okay you play this game by pressing left shift and right shift the m the mca d e m c e well why did it break very confused it's it's public domain sure i mean you never know someone probably someone probably has it so if you're the right color ball you can destroy the blocks of of the same color but you also have to avoid the plus and minus because that'll get you killed this game is really oof-like what's the opposite of fun because it's that enough well i've had enough of this yay we watch the ball go up we watch the ball go down we watch the ball go up we watch the ball go down it's like new year's eve the music it's so disparate from the game and from like the other music i guess they thought that they had the next big thing on their hands maybe like they thought they had pong too i can only imagine wow i was um yeah my ball was destroyed star wars clown music ah read top left it says oh wow it's such a blatant star wars rip i love it i i lost i want to check victor spielen never mind what about here oh this is a level creator uh it's a tutorial oh hilf hilfi means help i've i've doubled my german vocabulary tonight uh the name of this game is burps the burps i guess apologies in advance stop burps scoot the burps so 1993 game music is pretty good for you know for what it is activate a character um i'm gonna go for walter yeah i knew oh does this game have a chickenometer amazing so is this like um wolf or is it gauntlet how do i how do i shoot how do i shoot is that metroid it's q usually it's z x or shift or control nope wish to pick up the key please doesn't that maybe i got it i saw a wario face briefly that looks like a metroid oh there there's the wario face at the bottom right a chat i think i i have like a little stuffiness tonight because i went and found my old games and some old magazines including some really old like pokemon inserts from nintendo power and um let's just say there was dust on all of the [ __ ] snakes wait a minute mcdonald's why is there just randomly mcdonald's fries in this dungeon crawler definitely not brought to you by mcdonald's well this is a wretched experience and burps aside and the chickenometer just goes down for like what for no reason a condom [ __ ] amazing gameplay here as far as i can tell there's only one button and it's just shoot star what did mcmillan do to this game macmillan borrowed heavily from this particular game the burps to make the binding of isaac and only this game please please just open the door i guess i'm just stuck down here while wario stares at me indefinitely ten percent wow it's the same attack i sure do love playing these old shitty games i really enjoy oh mcdonald's again great let's see maybe raymond maybe raymond will be different nope same character what did it say it said they have teeth too teeth none and teeth 67 cool noise that's a really nice noise all right chat this one you may recognize sadly it's not in a form that you'll particularly care for get ready for it chat get ready for it hang on we're almost there ready go i can't even play the music this is real this is a real port it's a 1990 port i guess we'll do a keyboard considering i don't have a joystick oh my god oh how do i attack it's it's space to attack but how do i jump alt shifts control it's enter wow enter that's the whip sound the whip just interrupts the music this is also a very dubious simon belmont i'm not sure it really is simon belmont this could be a vampire skin is totally great this is what happens when simon belmont dies he goes to play castlevania in the netherworld as a zombie uh my favorite feature of this game aside from it running at five frames a second give or take a frame my favorite feature is that sometimes i press the attack button and nothing happens someone just said in chat simon belmont but they spelled it b-e-l-m-o-n apostrophe t and i really respect that i'm gonna try to do one level of this chat it's a nightmare but i'm gonna try it the true nightmare was never the horrors of dracula's castle it was the pc port [ __ ] it's so hard to maneuver it and like get out of the way of like anything that happens oh what a horrible whip noise that is whip item this game also comes free with a phone call they did whatever they could to sell these games back in the day well at least they got the wall meet i wonder if you could damage boost over that here's what i will say the backgrounds look decent they're the the most cast oh those are some crusty merman um they're the most castlevania aspect of this because god knows it's not the music also they're just giving hearts away why not just play the song instead of this honestly the song isn't that much better but the levels are here that's the only thing i feel like they got pretty accurate it's um uh an attempt was made is the best i can give this playing it with if i played this with like an nes controller a fight tough fight if i played this with an nes controller maybe it would be more tolerable but the frame rates are just too goddamn low yeah we need to see what stage two's music sounds like oh was that walk sound effects so this is just a shame i feel like they should have gotten some tips from commander keen on how to do frame rates on you know in ms-dos um but yeah this this is very unfortunate this is before commander keen okay fair enough then i mean again the backgrounds look good simon belmont has no reason to be grey but i applaud the effort because oh it's almost playable chat it almost feels like castlevania again if you sped up the frame rates times two and you gave me an nes controller i could play through this whole game perhaps it feels like castlevania somewhat it sounds like utter dog [ __ ] um and it looks like i'm playing his bicentennial man but other than that it's it's an attempt was made i can't just hate this as much as i want to just [ __ ] on this outright and just like because the music is grating and it looks terrible um i can't i have to applaud the effort maybe the technology just wasn't there in 1990 maybe they didn't know how to do this but it's it's really um you know it's proof that the nes was designed for the games it was designed for and um pc might have been more powerful at the time in other ways but not not for [ __ ] like this again commander keen if i'm not mistaken romero figured out how to do screen refresh rate a little bit more um better a little bit more uh accurately uh to save resources so i could be speaking it was carmack sorry it wasn't romero romero's the level designer i always get carmack and romero confused but um the point is this is a good effort for its time and the technology definitely got better but it it feels like ass and not the good kind boy my ears are just so happy to hear nothing right now general driptud family home entertainment we present the future right you say that and then you use comic sans general drifted who is that was that baron munchausen's brother my favorite part is trying to figure out which buttons do what so i can run i don't know how to jump um also some of this is heavily inspired by super mario world it's right alt boy we just really didn't have a standardized control system at that time was that the noise that the tricorders make from star trek it is it's real close if it's not more collectibles than you could ever imagine i don't know if i have an attack page down no none of those buttons work i think i've pressed every button on my keyboard and there's no attack button as far as i can tell but he's a general and there are sword icons in the top right so i'm assuming that the general would have a weapon a sword maybe but uh nope okay vinces city has said that there are no attacks in this game i have to say i do love that they dressed someone up in a [ __ ] clown getup big fan this game may be horseshit but i love that they actually got a human being to dress up like baron munchausen and filmed him in front of a green screen yeah i wonder if we have any um any german audience members that can tell us who this general is maybe he was a kids show host in the early 90s i don't know i know sorry all the other games were german except castlevania just about so my brain instantly just associated german even if it was a clearly not german language but yeah very good danish kid show apparently so if this game like was bundled with cereal that would be cool i could understand it then wow just never ends someone in chat said you need to go down in case you were wondering oh thanks i was about to bust out the player's guide talk to me costume costume man please oh wait no do i have to do the whole level again with no collectibles that is awful i want to see what happens next chat what if the general does something interesting like the command and conquer cutscenes some of these things feel pretty [ __ ] difficult to avoid still going uh if i get hit one more time i die and then we will move to the next game this is like actually legitimately kind of tough oh well there you go welcome to the bonus level man music would really help this game out you know just just a little bit of beating it's a meat one yeah we've we've seen enough of that um no nope okay um harold heartened fight of the clean teeth why is there so much clean teeth propaganda why is big dentist trying to get me to buy toothpaste a toothbrush oh it's colgate this does sound a lot like um sonic music start one spiller er do clark spiller one i can't believe how similar this is to the other game holy [ __ ] is this like just a coincidence the screen scroll is atrocious imagine testing your game and thinking that putting the camera so that you can only see like 15 of what's in front of you is a good idea imagine that and we are having some fun is this a fun i'm out of toothpaste nice animation uh yeah i know there's a mini map though i i can't really figure out i guess the red ones i have to go for those are the really shitty ones oh [ __ ] you can accidentally jump off the level why why did i just get killed what why i had help i was gonna complain about the lack of music but then i remember the castlevania music and i think it's just fine that there's no music here i just feel bad if like this was one of the few games that you had i'll be honest i don't really feel like brushing my teeth if this is what it's like it's not fun at all i'm very suspicious because now i think most of these games are trying to get me to brush my teeth and i'm wondering like what is the secret message here what are you saying i brush my teeth every day sometimes twice a day but mostly i floss once a day brush twice um i i i swear helius helius helios from albino frog software you're supposed to brush every 10 minutes what sleeper dentist cell in chat okay so we've got some art this is the art of vanga how to produce a game in eight days first off i know you won't believe my story that's all right you don't have to believe it i know what happened and that's good enough for me helios is fun whether or not you believe how it came to be i'm not the sort of person who likes ufo stories and i used to scoff at them whitley strieber now there's a nut case i think to myself i used to watch project blue book when i was a kid but that was just tv i know who whitley strieber is by the way i'm not kicked i watched star trek 2. so on may 5th 1993 ufos were the farthest thing from my mind okay i gotta read this i'm sitting up for this one but of course when you're least expecting it when your life gets turned upside down or wham your life gets turned upside down i usually get to bed around three in the morning that night was a little stormy unusual for florida and may especially 93. a bit of lightning kicked off now and then steady hiss of the rain gurgle of the gutters occasional car going past slinging yellowed headlight beams through my okay we get it closed my eyes when a dull hum started up very faint far away we live in a very small airport so the throaty growl where's the throaty growl how much of this is there okay we're not reading all this never mind i'm just gonna go through it very quickly throaty growl uh the drone of blimps police helicopter uh the the dog nothing there fellas no dogs no escaped convicts the light it was green most brilliant green i'd ever seen no headlight was ever that color the hum gradually gotten louder um changed the pitch it was modulating uh near my windows bright green light otherworldly hum what would you do i ran like a man possessed nearly killing myself tripping over a stack of phone books no way was it going to be trapped in this house who knows what weirdness be it a spaceman the cia or maybe the illuminati flung the door open um there's a bright shaft of greenish light swathed in mist was a perfect copy of myself with its hand outstretched as if to open the door to get out in the movies the hero would now do the groucho marx routine and see if the image moved the same way he did dreeb i need you to go to earth with your clothe you'd make friends learn a new alien language uh no mirror image garbage cans were back where they belonged uh wandering around the front yard and the wii hours of the morning didn't see anything strange there was nothing um i can't i can't be dealing with this what does this have to do with the get this is a ufo store what okay okay all right that's fine um and now here's the game do you get it what was it wasn't that a cool story to read before playing this game where you guide a ball it's irritating stick but even more irritating someone needs to add that story to ai dungeon so we'll have it for the future listen i totally believe this was made in eight days which by the way is still pretty impressive considering some of the game jam games we see now the fact that this was made in eight days back in the day by someone who was abducted by alien clones pretty impressive you would think someone like that would have a lot more going on on their mind than to be worrying about video games but you know the story of helios is legit kind of famous online aka aliens left this on his computer vinnie the aliens made it excuse the [ __ ] me no one online has ever beat this game you can be the first i don't want to read more of that stuff though it's just breaking my brain famous game surprised you didn't know i had no idea um yeah i don't want to spend very much time you think aliens would have better graphics like jeez what are they running they're running like pentium ross made a game dungeon video on this okay i i definitely need to see that i'm very curious about this now but uh yeah aliens made this okay that's cool well we're witnessing chat the first evidence of extraterrestrial contact that we have tangibly and i'm now i'm now playing it so ross scott not rubber ross oh different ross okay i sometimes forget that there are more than one name per human that's like when people are like vinny did i play against you in the smash brothers match and uh it's just like it's it's just a dude who's like nintendo switch name is like vinnie boy that was the most recent one i'm like no i'm sorry that wasn't me i don't have i don't go by vinnie boy jenny jenny boy jenny yo this game aliens are [ __ ] terrible game designers they are so bad at this i wouldn't want to spend another five minutes on this anyway this is really bad um these aliens are just the worst at making video games sure they've invented interstellar travel they can come to earth from across the galaxy maybe even a different dimension they can come from the alpha centauri zeta reticuli the belt of orion baby this watch was up the alien's ass for five long years but truthfully they suck at making video games sure they've got inverse gravity inductors sure that they've got element 115 and they can throw that in the lazar craft i get it but we have metroid hey dumb jot human fascinating i'm gonna have to look that up helios that's interesting i i am absolutely blown away by the backstory to that game and and that is how chat that's how you do it that's how you have people remember and talk about your urban legend game you just make up a ridiculous story why don't we start something let's say the boogerman i don't know abducted one of us right in the middle of the night forced us to learn c plus what do we make games in these days c plus yeah and uh visual basic and we'll just make a game together and we'll release it and say it was made by the booger man i don't know years from now the scungilli man will play the game and it will be famous this one's called imp arena well this started out amazing uh is that the sound of his fingers what do i press so that means please select the number of players one player or two player is that italian oh it's the mouse i just didn't exp what is this hot wow is amazing i think it's running too fast it says 100 cycles someone said this feels more like an alien game than helios yeah if you threw that story on this game i would have believed it it's running too fast you know what i like it better this way straight to the point good cycle citizen you know what this needs this needs music i know exactly what kind of music bear with me a second i wonder if anyone will know some mario party music paint not party sorry uh um the result how many please um and please name result result how many name please did digital name write your name well write in italian is scrivare please type your name type your name that's my name quando is bored what is kwando i thought kwando was how many what is quali cha i don't remember italian from high school i really don't anime well anime code and data well that was interesting island a game of survival canada employment and immigration 1991 huh do you want instructions yes you've been stranded on a small desert island no one knows where you are if you're able to survive you will have to use oh if you are to survive you have to use all your skills to find food and water in your spare time you can collect planks to build a raft your raft will be completed when you have collected 10 planks you also will need to rest occasionally sending messages will give you a chance of being rescued by passing ships you win if you complete your raft and sail away or if you are rescued you can lose if you die in any of the un painful and unpleasant ways that have been devised don't waste time the hurricane season is fast approaching what do uh we we have water uh we we don't have enough planks let's gather planks you have zero planks there are eight sharks in the seed do you dare swim out for the plank yeah you made a fine meal for a hungry shark discretion is the better part of valor you survived alone for one day let's send a message type the number of the message oh oh nice illusion of choice there cool graphics messages on its way maybe someone will find it um okay so uh it looks like we should look for food today you have chosen to hunt for food luckily this is full of fish are you smart enough to catch them you will catch a brief glimpse of a fish swimming in the sea if before it disappears cast your line by typing number from one to nine be quick or get away this is not animal crossing fishes fishing for fishes we should look uh get water you have three buckets to fill you can't find water on sunny day great you can only do one thing per day [ __ ] off four sharks let's go let's do it i got the plank you just have to guess where the fish is and press the number closest to where you think the fish is this game was lost media and was dug up in 2017 mental what do you think you are a camel you ran out of water your parched bones will lie forever on the island you survived alone for six days what's good deserted island music to play chat oh i know ff6 um what is the oh well never mind this works 42 liters of water here we go i'm gonna uh gather a plank three sharks we're gonna do it just total luck grandpa sid we need to get the fish for grandpa sid we're gonna send a message sos sending out an sos you are quite tired let's rest lie down and snooze you will dream of strange and wonderful things if your dreams are pleasant you will wake up feeling rested if not you will sleep sleep and dream again you may have three dreams if you wish the [ __ ] is this game mechanic one sizzling sunday a fierce rhinoceros traveled by jeep across the desert is that a good dream one frosty friday two timmy koalas went by submarine between tall rocks yep that good dreams i guess no we are not swimming out to sea with eight sharks message is on the way collect some water i mean yeah this is a cool game for its time in a way it's still like utterly random at times and kind of [ __ ] how did you make this game depressing okay i'll fix that chrono cross music um light-hearted let's see if i get the uh what's the music with with the bass line in chrono cross chrono cross soundtrack it's it's called um what what the hell is that music called optimistic see now we're happy again so even when we're torn apart by sharks we'll be fine we're dying i hate this it is revolting get some water you are exhausted we will rest darkest midnight a flock of swans piloted a jet plane through the wood that seems like a good dream let's have another one frosty friday evil kangaroo slithered silently across the river that seems like a bad dream okay that was pleasant too evil kangaroos pleasant dreams i guess music sounds like mario rpg ripoff it says chat member it does sound like it could be a mario rpg but it's the same company it's square ripping off square we don't want to gather planks when there's this many sharks mitsuda composed music for the first mario party which this does sound like it does yes i don't know if i want to play this anymore uh you are exhausted is that a good dream screaming parrot road on horseback under the ocean speaking of parrots chat i just want to show you something real quick here's um a parrot singing stairway to heaven don't worry it won't get claimed it's it's a cover and the bird is not robber plant they sound very similar though i love it i realized that the window auto-sized sorry about that this bird is a better singer than i am parrot your music saved my life parrot's like squawk at darkest midnight a screaming parrot roller skated wildly across the river wonderful dream today's your lucky day passing ship has found your message in a bottle and has come to rescue you you survived alone for 24 days see wasn't that nice it's great chat all we needed was some optimistic music that's all we needed that and led zeppelin parrot chat maybe you recognize this game here's another port um maybe you watch the stream i did of jackal oh no this can't be official this can't be official i i guess we don't need the jackal music the classic awesome jackal music how do you shoot i am 100 sure that this is an unofficial piece of crap i like how you can blow up the buildings but the people that are the pows don't actually exit the buildings oh wait no there was one vinnie it's official i can't believe that my god this is this is really this is wretched is this one of those hands-free orgasm tones says a chat member um no no it's not quite how how powerful is your subwoofer the castlevania port is godly compared to this awful awful controls oh my god everything is so bad aren't they supposed to enter the jeep no all right we'll [ __ ] you then i can hear sounds within the tone chat it's activating my theta waves spawn in the wall that's nice spawn on the wall this is the worst piece of [ __ ] i've ever played not because it's the worst game i've ever played because it's not i've played worse you know what it is in insult it's because it's so insulting to one of the games i loved on the nes that i genuinely loved it makes it that much worse i'm really i'm really disappointed that this was actually considered for release who composed this uh probably the dude that the small man was yelling at you're flat okay well that was terrible next is joe snow 4. well it doesn't sound completely like [ __ ] that's a positive i should point out that the parrot video is from the youtube channel tico and the man or oh sorry uh frank maglio frank maglio i just wanted to point that out tico and the man is the the description so if you want to watch that again i just want to throw proper credit there it's good i like that video that actually genuinely brings a smile to my face because the parrot is so good clown egg yep this is uh joe snow is clown oh no this is another game that should not have been attempted oh vinnie this is the fourth in the series wow it took them four games to still get it wrong like i can't even really control this clown orb i take back what i said about this having decent audio help h for help h for help help chad if i told you i was legitimately trying would you believe me i chat i am legitimately trying what happens is when you hold right too long the clown ball locks into a right slide okay so yeah you have to tap and not hold the buttons down right but this first jump please state the nature of the medical emergency doc doc these dos games gave me tinnitus absolutely [ __ ] wretched this game is and then if you press the jump if you press the jump button too late you won't jump oh my god i'm gonna do this chat i swear i'm gonna do i want to at least get god one it i'm gonna do it i just want to get a little bit further a little bit further so i gotta tap three times oh i did it i did it none of the rest matters you just have to tap and you have to be very specific you have to count the blocks and you have to be very careful with your timing of how you do the like the taps otherwise you're just going to fall into like a pit i did it i completed the game wow it hurts my eyes too very nice ears and eyes all senses assaulted by joe snow 4 coach zabar from 1997 is next um is is that in the top left a stolen asset what's the name of that lad up there bubble bobble right [ __ ] happen here oh oh okay i like the little cactus dudes though it's just it's jazz ball that sounded like um the pilot wings nestor not that yes yes the yahoo sounds like the pilot wings dude i need to find out chat i need to find out pilot wings voices i'm not gonna find it now uh yes the oh no sounds like spongebob what year did spongebob begin like batman begins spongebob begins 99 well this is two years before that you think tom kenny did the voices for this oh no was in roller coaster tycoon 3 and kid picks okay so it's just stock sound effects yes best game of the night honestly oh no all right you get it i bet viking dude there was pretty cool though micro leagues wrestling too oh this was my suggestion like a couple of these i found and i i wanted to check them out here is a famously terrible game 1989 world wrestling federation micro league wrestling what is that hoagy on the left vincessiti do you know how to start this game this is the piracy protection isn't it oh i press f5 the first word is fart you know it's a funny kind of thing what is i got it right by the way so i'm i'm dbrc what's happening i don't know how to play this jrpg wrestle maybe but i can't enter anything oh maybe because um it's a two-player game and i uh let me see if i can set this to single player perhaps yeah i'm gonna have to look at vincessiti's comments here maybe maybe he figured this out because i sure as [ __ ] haven't the computer icon that would be cool if it if um oh you're right yeah f4 f4 computer icon so i'll be ho i'll be hoagy okamini is running wild brother i've been hanging and banging but ted be us he seems to think he can buy hulk mania pokemania is coming down hard on dbrc and virgil wrestling superstar i'm gonna bounce you like a bad chick oh yeah oh wait wrong guy i want your butt hogan he always gets what he wants which is hogan's butt now i get to take your butt that looks like old jonathan frakes we made it up select move wrist lock versus knee drop go start that sound effect what a sound effect that was i can't believe it it really is a turn-based fmv wrestling jrpg big boots light slap sound i'm trying to figure out how to oh i want to i want to do a punch just plain old straight up punch no sound effects for that they only have punch and audience sound effect that would cost way too much money to develop more sound effects sorry everybody don't attack dibiase when he goes in his shells as a chat member i used to i have to use float db cast earthquake with big boot if i use float on my party members the earthquake spell can't hit them this game is why is there like a mini hulk what is that what's going on there i mean hulk has taken no damage at the very least i'm winning somehow wall street stomp eh oh [ __ ] what's this i'm gonna try to win a match for some reason i actually took damage what's this dibiase has a second form devious is evolving oh no it turns out dibiase was a boss this whole time i i don't know how this could even be classified as a video game at this point it's so it's like there's no way to know what moves are gonna like work i i don't believe there's actually any strategy ah mega elixir time yeah i think you're right use big boots all right chad i think i've had enough of this uh it just the damage is barely going uh down or up or whatever i don't know find all the chocographs so you can fight the undertaker i tried my best i i don't think i'm enjoying this uh the faces are very good but there's not a whole lot else going on so i'm glad we got to see it for a couple minutes let's see what's next nihilist worth it for the final fantasy music gag alone yeah i just couldn't i couldn't keep it going chat i had nothing you have to build up the match yeah i'm not exactly a hype man as they say mouse controls pitch and yaw ask key to thrust forward enter your sign pleb what huh where did this game come from okay okay yeah it's kind of uh huh is dead what is this how is this dos i mean it looks good for dos it looks good for its time i'm probably missing a whole lot of controls it is very intense um again no music and i'm missing a bunch of controls guaranteed but it seems to be very difficult to hit this is ever space point one danger radioactive core jettisoned the warp core has been jettisoned it's the force field from encounter at farpoint uh-oh uh-oh missile's locked i don't know what this is chat i'm trying my best to play this now if i read the controls i'm sure things would go a lot better but all right cool is that red butt ned but ned but is the name of this enemy combatant okay cybele monkey adventure 2 we'll do a couple more we'll do a couple more that one really wasn't much i don't know why that was like that was again a way better looking game than it had any right to be this is a 1995 game though okay okay wow i'm looking for the shoot button i know it's here somewhere oh there we go it's uh okay it's yep the right enter button got it so i'm a monkey in a plane destroying flying monkeys with blue wings got it but wait apples little monkey fella or those cherries they could be apples they could be cherries here's what i can say about this game it exists it exists uh shaw's nightmare too oh my god is that simpson copyright mickey productions what is this oh it's doom where the [ __ ] did you find this game of incessantly jesus once again looking for shoot i i can't um i can't find the shoot button i'm sorry to say chat press control nope not working the document has all the controls there's a document left notes for these controls dude i do not see a document i'm not kidding when i say i'm looking right now dos game installer read me um i don't see a document all right hang on a second listen even if i do learn how to shoot it's probably not going to change a whole lot oh i see i see the program itself has the controls left control to fire oh no wonder i wasn't able to see it look that's the animation sorry i didn't see those controls i didn't realize that this program had extra functionality that's the attack animation so wait is this doom is this just a mod of doom oh my god you [ __ ] up a glass of water oh picked up oh is this game like this this was made in 2016. what oh okay i'm dead well that's good next yeah simpson simpson versus dogs uh no thanks on that one let's let's keep going a little bit more um spit war i'm not gonna say the word the spit word these are some good names sir chef liblit let's try bob the hamster first yeah um well you you you spit it's exactly what it sounds like this is the opposite of the toothpaste game instead of toothpaste from a tube you're just spitting on animals i hate this it is revolting get all over me okay you just yeah um the music yeah you just spit okay virtual mario the music was good because it sounded like someone was knocking on the door like stop that game stop playing that game how dare you this corrupted wait a minute what's this music again why this music so much oh man vincent i don't know where you found this but this this is the worst game i've ever played when you jump you can't move left or right like you can't jump in the air and then move what is that an attack i'm sorry um yeah nintendo officially licensed this one i'm i'm sorry chat but we we cannot do this read the instructions what do you want me to learn main menu read instructions okay it is jump right left pick up object mario speaks you can have mario speak oh really nice i can read that read storytelling mushroom kingdom is in great mourn ever since the governor of the mushroom kingdom has received an urgent stress call from princess toadstool his daughter what it's family submarine i'm not reading all this but lake amherst um the music is so discordant and anxiety inducing there's so much i'm sure someone could screen cap that and you can read the story to your heart's content what's this now huh the um make mario talk thing doesn't work i tried i pressed the buttons it doesn't work wow um i think i'm gonna have to end with that one there's um yeah we'll end with that one because you're not gonna get worse than that i'm sorry we'll save more for next time but holy [ __ ] that was terrible that was a hell of a collection ms-dos i swear had good games one day i may even play those good games live on stream but uh this that's not not the time for that right now thank you for watching this uh wow thank you vincesity for helping out and i'm sure at some point we will revisit ms-dos but for now we're going to take a quick break and i will be back with this art thing i don't think i use this i didn't use this brb right well we have art and then okay we did okay so i have art and then something called ps2 budget titles stick around if you want

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Length: 107min 39sec (6459 seconds)

Published: Mon Feb 01 2021