[Vinesauce] Joel - Wish Dumpster Diving ( Part 6 )

well ladies and gentlemen we need some wish uh and it's been a while since we did some wish we obviously got a highlight video of the previous streams but hey we're going to some more wish tonight so you know it anyway what is today going to bring us i don't know but uh boy oh boy boy oh boy it's been a little while so i'm pretty excited anyway we're going to need a first word for tonight call me suggestion maybe i should uh use piss as a first word after playing the yellow river voice i'm not going to use piss because it's going to be a hot hot sausage on screen and you know remember when i did that highlight video i made sure to censor all the dongs out but it still got hit but like a restriction to be like no no don't look at this so uh let's see here bass guitar you know that's funny because we should do basically my last one hit my computer while we're doing the open ai thing and guess what the [ __ ] happened yes right we lost that song forever but here we go well [Music] i think we have something i think we have something ladies and gentlemen it's not going to be great but it's something all right it's something here we go boom so we have uh a bass guitar and it's i've got a tuner see these are kind of convenient they're not that bad they're not that bad uh i've got some picks uh and you know look at this so far so far it's decent stuff not that bad not that bad hmm these were the exact same things that made my bass guitar fall down on my guitar these [ __ ] things mounted on my wall is one it's not because uh it came loose i've done a good job grilling it into the drywall it's not because of that it's more so the fact that i positioned it wrong and it kind of took down so um that's the culprit right there uh yeah this is this is like good stuff so far it's not like a fake bass guitar you know like uh here's a one string guitar okay what the hell is this babe wanna listen to my guitar in fact i'm gonna simulate how exactly this sounds in mixcraft right now do you know what kind of do you know what kind of quality one of these has do you have the slightest idea okay i was just saying this thing sounds like those practice amps let me let me give you the worst tone of all time there's something that comes with mixcraft called the voxongobugex amp simulator and and this this is the worst [ __ ] amp you'll ever hear in your life this is the boog simulator and it is absolutely [ __ ] this is the metal setting oh god [Music] you enough gain what's that oh hey baby i i want i want to show you i want to show you heavy metal yeah you you like you like metal [Music] hey baby you want some [ __ ] i can [ __ ] you like a truck [Music] now sex now i would like some sex now put the vagina and let's get married or something [Music] oh my god that's adorable seriously have you heard of a worse amp ever wait you can hear me speak wait what what the [ __ ] [Music] [Music] so [Music] [Music] left [Music] me [Music] anyway i just wanted to show the worst worst pedal on the on the planet i mean my god i'm gonna turn this down this is the lowest settings i have this thing on let's crank the max all right [Music] okay enough oh geez oh [ __ ] okay okay that is the worst ever my god yeah let's never play with voxongobugex okay it is just the worst on the planet but yeah i want to show you what that might sound like in real life dear god dear god i need to like just put this away just give me a second okay guys i'm back sorry about that yeah but i think i have one of these at some point but they are exquisite uh three i mean can you really complain can you really complain guys i mean really uh can you complain what are you saying i can't i can't hear what you say okay let's see what the reviews are saying though uh very cute and useful to go to my classes robia okay uh uh very good thanks from david wonderful little item can't wait to use small but does work are they all describing penises [Laughter] okay uh damn he got he got er you who you who whipped he got what what are you saying [Laughter] what are you okay okay uh too small okay poor sound tone john i'm gonna tell you right now you're just playing badly okay from one guitar to another let me tell you something you that's what metallica uses you know error jimmy hendrix you know uh poor sound okay pin okay does not work with a battery cool small but it built great i don't have my guitar yet but when i get a right of review on how the speaker and guitar work dan i'm gonna tell you right now dan you know what's going on dan he doesn't he can't he can't even try it he doesn't have a guitar yet but he says it's the best best okay that is there was a joel oh see i was a three out of five you know uh hmm right right right it's very versatile okay good dennis from sweden loves it uh okay well very small but works great ship speed the tone control doesn't work robert i'm gonna level with you you know i'm gonna be very hypocritical to my previous statement i want to say this with those things tone doesn't really mean anything okay because you're cranking the 10 and that means you're the best okay thank you roberts uh oh ro never got the package you guys say it was delivered by c never said that tommy says nice little terrible thing yeah yeah he he knows what the [ __ ] up okay uh you are switching topics you sent me a 50 cup holder no bike what what what are you saying very good have not tried it yet need work on my guitar you probably do uh [Laughter] okay smaller than i thought okay okay this little lamp really boogies but you know i have heard of something else that boogies but i'm not gonna boogie tonight because when we boogied last night we died okay no boogies okay uh it i don't turn the song but i can't hear anything i want the refund well if you can't hear it it might have like no ears or something i'm sorry it's not very loud clean the overdrive side works very well and it's loud okay okay well uh interesting never see the item works great everything okay uh hmm works just small for a cheap battery portable great little amp okay i love the idea of the people getting this and they don't have a guitar and then they say it's the best thing ever it doesn't work you need to put a you need to put dimension of every no plug to plug it does not work okay great device overdrive works fine okay well if you say so i mean unless you're like playing black metal with this i don't know great good sound the phone doesn't really do anything but all in all it's all a good little jamming amp i guess you can use it for that but hey thorbjorn says it's very good and he's from overwatch guys you know i love thorburn from overwatch because you know all the other characters sort of sound like what they're from and then thormi's like er mateys i come from sweden walk to the plankia scurvy dogs like that's how that well i mean they could either go on with that they could have gone with hinging digger durgan i love zeshowitz this is good yeah he needed you know so you know i take either you know joel that's german [Music] anyway uh interesting let's uh let's move on we need some music on these strings man we need some music uh what game should we use for this so see susie what are you talking about what i mean so see guys guys guys for the love of god and all that is holy let me tell you something susie is a name like in scandinavia europe go outside okay go outside and not touch grass but like just like disconnect from the video game once please [ __ ] sake okay [Laughter] all right we need a gamer to listen to while we're doing this so uh suggestions please i still have an armband from a concert i saw yesterday in fact it's on my arm mario and luigi gba ost i'll do that nintendo all right well guys new word quick garbage okay here we go what do we get we get uh okay these are garbage bags garbage that holder a lamp uh we got bags bags and [ __ ] well well now i um okay well i guess it checks out funko pop is that doctor strange who is that who's that man okay seriously i don't know why funko pops are still selling there's a funko pop at like a local candy store here and they i don't know it's michael moore let's do more views later anyway these all seem pretty damn convenient they don't seem that bad you know milwaukee tool milwaukee tool the garbage pail kids movie okay i may or may not have searched for garbage before but it's a gun pet poop bag shelf support these could be good this could be good [Music] uh oh okay we got air fryer stuff bandai bandai fans are pissed okay trash can uh i can't e these are pretty good uh what the hell are these the garbage pail kids yes yes they are you take the dumpster use and then you apply it to the scalp for a resistant yell that will go into the brain and immerse yourself with the bad opinions people have the trash people around you you will sound just like them what the hell okay yeah right right though smart scent cleaner okay no no i don't want to do garbage pail kids what the hell no that's the opposite of a bono but no no no no no go back back what the hell man great now i lost it forever i was gonna look at the look at the funny cat the gato now the gato is gone forever no cat for you i suppose no i'll find it i'll find them i'll find them okay here we go sterilization and deodorization suck dust cycle the sterilization the super battery life okay have you been pooping look at that cat okay well you know it doesn't have you know 0.01 all right so no buy for me okay we're late i don't care uh here we go safety organization no addition look at their little house there's is cat's shoebox katniss why is it with ominous music although small it is widely used okay safe there is a no added peace of mind without adding any plant flavors create a sterile non-toxic and orderless pet environment for your pet okay so far the english has been okay-ish okay widely it is it is compact and does not take up space device using litter boxes toilets shoe cabinets and trash cans so so far you know but no peace of mind it's a little strange but all right quiet noise floor design sleep peaceful over that disturbing humanized fanless design the sound is less than 20 decibels when it's working and it's silent and not disturbing after the cat leaves the odor cleaner will be activated for efficient sterilization interesting uh no disturbing no disturb me detecting mode no disturbing okay detecting mode five modes okay that's pretty good my other product size my product is silent uh [Music] no disturb me okay [Applause] back to this stuff [Music] uh ominous music but uh what the hell [Music] [Laughter] bonito okay okay okay ominous music but kind of fitting kind of fitting yeah okay guys new word new word i have to make it count we have to make it count [Music] coffin take off him okay uh okay uh let's see what we get from coffin uh very fitting music i might add okay dude there's something about the nose about getting an alcoholic bottle you know it's just i feel like that's you know like maybe drinking is not healthy i don't know uh what i get like fake fingernails okay uh what the [ __ ] what is this what what's with this cat what is he doing what are they doing white and orange okay okay they just hold things what did the viewers say i hope they say like this is not a real cat absolute adorable and sassy okay here we go somebody said it's like does not hold airpods okay not delivered man doesn't fit doesn't hold anything okay what about two uh does not look as nice in the picture okay well uh i expected more like they did not come with airpods like a very sort of literal thing okay what else do we have here a lot of fake nails what's with the fake nails man huh [Music] why would you have a coffin you know it's wait wait wait the coffin fingernails what is this i'm not sure what this is uh uh okay a hundred pieces look up cough in bed okay cough in a bed let's try that coffin bed nobody wants to sleep in a coffin do they sort of oh there's a picture and i'm not sure i can show it there's like a woman [ __ ] a skeleton on a butt on well what the hell is this what oh i i thought it was a minion coffin wait size okay quilt okay because coffin pierre cough and bob here coffin is that his name is that why but have you seen the image of some like movie theater like refusing people with suits to go in because people are like mass invading the the theaters as like grew and they're like if you wear a suit get the [ __ ] out of here [Laughter] that's very strange get in the looser right okay [Laughter] okay okay i'll do it i'll do it okay what else do we have here uh tell us some of this stuff i should have stayed in i like that i kind of like that actually here's the coffin dance still lives on still lives on everybody is there sex after death excuse you sex is never real to begin with get a [ __ ] clue okay [Laughter] i kind of like those actually uh oh i remain look at that okay well uh so far what the [ __ ] you can get you can get like a bigfoot with a giant pineapple surrounded with monkey alright guys a new word get it no okay okay here we go uh fireworks that's a great idea okay uh well fourth of july is tomorrow so uh can they even sell fireworks on on twitch [Music] uh [Music] i don't think they can uh not on twitch wish sorry hey guys exclamation mark uh explode to maybe have your house light up firework style you know i'm sorry oops okay you have these these things but no no actual fireworks which is you know good but sony playstation well i guess it overheats you know okay what are these yeah i couldn't i couldn't afford any fireworks this year but just really really look at my shirt like squint to me like blinking constantly then it's like fireworks you know like ah it's exploding oh i am the fireworks okay it's kind of lame but oh my wall super large what the hell happy yeah okay so it's holy [ __ ] fully sealed body abs plastic insulation well if it's being hit by lightning you know uh solar panels huh body sensing okay built-in human body sensor not in the induction zone okay oh it doesn't get a face okay auto light up at night okay i thought it was a goddamn ufo ufo okay uh super bright solar wall light [Music] oh [ __ ] okay new word new word come with a suggestion crazy frog that is stupid enough for me to actually check out [Music] you know i gotta be honest there is no crazy frog oh no no no no no no i spelt it wrong i spelt it wrong idiot [Music] okay we we have crazy frog on here [Music] boom okay you can get a crazy fart t-shirt you can get some crack pipes uh crazy frog lady crazy frog man let's go crazy frog style ding ding with size x x xl x x x x xl uh [Music] we got we got like a gamer size okay well that's pretty good oh my i what can i get in the pink damn it okay uh i kind of want it i kind of want it but uh you know i have to control myself okay what is this baby bath toys bubble machine little yellow this duck is vomiting mommy mommy the duke is warming [Music] [Laughter] get them out get them out there okay that's pretty good interesting interesting what else do we have we have we got some crazy regular crazy frogs but uh hmm caution crazy frog lady yo we got any crazy frog ladies in chat okay we got some merchandise from crazy frog me crazy frog lady this is a term crazy frog lady uh what's what's this warning crazy girlfriend property if you can read this you're too close crazy girl from yeah you know what i would say i would just say to him i hope you get better soon man i hope you recover soon buddy okay uh somebody said just leave her okay yeah they draw they drew out the dick on them on this one you know over the years the crazy [ __ ] has kind of lost this little pianist but a flag fly with pride proudly fly your flag and spread your word to the community don't go down that street that's where the serial killer lives oh [ __ ] that's where it lives yeah that's right sam right there grandma grandma no no no no no no no no no no no i did i i i don't know i don't know i don't know grandma you yeah is this a real image i think so right what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] okay uh well interesting this is the craziest [ __ ] okay uh i like how i've seen two garfield's now on a hat and a flag but no crazy frog okay what the hell is this warning my daughter is a crazy embalmer and i'm not afraid to use her it's an embalming when you like you you uh embalming is like when you take someone that's passed away in a morgue and you like drain them of fluids to preserve them right [Laughter] i'd love to buy this i'd love to buy this but get this i put in a turtle or something okay yeah he's just crazy that guy he's that crazy frog okay hey here's some flags in case you want it i guess driving my husband crazy one frog at a time leave leave now leave now dude [Laughter] what the [ __ ] are you talking about okay leave run that's that's insane oh look at these socks okay we got a little snap a snap snap back whatever you call huh what's this god is great frogs are good and people are crazy [Music] amen okay uh crazy frog lady i don't get it was with this just a girl who loves frogs crazy frog there we go crazy crazy frog lady you know what yeah yeah that makes sense that makes sense that makes sense okay i had i had a really funny moment i was at a party yesterday and um the people are at they have a dog and this dog i got really buddy with but i was making i was showing them how to make crunchwrap supremes in the kitchen and they really enjoyed it but uh the dog was staring at me when i was making it and it's just like he wanted some bad and they're like don't feed the dog joel i'm like i won't and then when they left like come here come here so i got to be buddy with the dog but when we're sitting in the in the living room later uh sitting at the living room he had the weirdest way of showing affection he jumped up on the sofa and he put this like what what is what is the dog's like face called what is this this part too the nose the jaw what is it called the snout yeah he put his like whole face on my shoulder like and he was like staring me as i was looking forward and he's looking at me like give me more and he didn't say nothing he was just resting his entire head it's just you know like hey what's up this just would not stop okay uh we made some weird tacos though we made we made out of moose meat the ground beef and it was very good it was very good you know i've just been making crunchwrap supremes to people around in my social circle and they're like what the [ __ ] is this i'm like it's american food you know uh all right here it is again there it is again uh yep frog lady all right guys new word new word grandma grandma let's see what we get from grandma oh no oh no what's this i'm a grandma [Music] okay no no no no what's this [Music] i have two titties oh titles oh man [Laughter] i'm sorry oops uh okay my screen is just a little small okay [ __ ] it i have two titties [Laughter] [Laughter] okay that's pretty good though what's this don't mess with grand massage you'll get giraffes kicked you'll get jurass jurass j ross kicked [Music] don't mess with grandma's hours you'll get jurass kicked [Music] don't mess with grandmasaurus [Music] i'm sorry i'm sorry i see everybody in chat being like stop okay okay but what does it mean though [Music] okay uh i am my grandma what's your superpower oh diabetes okay they call me grandma because partner in crime makes me sound like a bad influence okay this one i don't understand what they call me grammar because partnering crime makes me sound like a bad influence that i like jokes aside i don't understand what do you mean but see you're saying that you're an accomplice to crime so you don't want to be called a criminal you'd rather be called grandma grandma you made meth confess what the [ __ ] here okay okay uh that is what an awesome grandma looks like okay really cool grandma [Music] gibbs rules [Music] okay right a lot of grandma shirts surprisingly remember i love you grandma but who's this for remember i love you grandma i get [Music] if you're gonna eat soup on a spoon what okay i guess if you get from your grandchildren you'll be like um that meth that i'm making don't call me a criminal i'm a grandma okay uh right buy one get one okay [Music] these are kind of cute but they they they look a little strange i just i just don't like those t-shirts with like a big wall of text on them they look so abrasive you know what i mean [Music] it's like aggressive i don't know nice comic sense by the way what's this born 22 oh my god guys it's a [ __ ] shirt for twitch chat look at that [Music] yep okay next game okay what what what why why no one ever told you life is gonna be this way uh life a joke something goku is in the way it's like you're stuck in second gear uh got that new drip uh be there for you i'll be there for you okay is that is that real goku is that really him okay perfect fit okay uh not a lot of bad ratings but i wonder this means it was a little thin i gotta be honest it looks a little little thin [Music] you can't tell me what to do but you are not my granddaughter what [Laughter] what chad santa grandpa over here okay yeah kind of a cheap shirt too but you know hey that's you know it's wish so uh i don't i don't mind what's this back off i have a crazy grandma and i'm not afraid to use her right okay well uh that's grandma sure is something more meth spoons well uh guys new words nickelback elden ring good pick let me guess it's going to be actual rings well i'm gonna find out hey look at this it's it's spots man okay dude that doesn't look too bad doesn't look too bad man [Music] hey not too bad not too bad man i can't complain about that okay l didn't break [Laughter] okay well i mean there you go there you go uh here's your merch here's your real merch you know i gotta be honest i i don't think i've ever ever seen somebody like blatantly advertise the games they're playing it's not like with music because i'm wearing a metal shirt t-shirt right now and it's just like me saying like i like to listen to that band but i've never seen somebody say like here's the game side play also is it am i mistaken here but that's that's a dark souls 3 shirt right what the [ __ ] you but all right then we got actual rings yes uh 14k solid gold for 30. that's the alden ring see what else we got not too much stuff on ellen ring itself but uh i don't know why i thought the elden ring toilet i'm gonna switch that up real quick and search for eldon ring toilet or like a bathroom um you don't really get any results in the bathroom okay you can't get okay i was gonna get like a uh i was gonna get like an uh what do you call them when you put on the uh the the lid of the toilet and it's gonna be the elder ring symbol you know all right new word everybody new word suggestions uh tetris see what tetris gives us surprisingly not a lot look at this you have these oh no you know the mid 90s is over guys there's no there's no reason to go back to this like archaic technology that what the [ __ ] dude dude every child on the planet probably has a has a like an iphone by now why would you play this i mean why yo they still make a tiger how who's buying them who's buying them really poor kids yeah i guess but i don't know it's just grandma's yeah that's what it is you know what this is christmas comes around grandma who is maybe 155 years old it's like here you go johnny i i got you a nintendo oh grandma oh you oh you got ahoy that's red judy i i got you those gamecube xbox playstation 5's it's what they say is buzzing these days [Laughter] grandma what are you saying i've been on tick tock too you know i have a tick tock where i make recipes i twerk i get that parsley [ __ ] parfait for real no cap that [ __ ] boys in that boys and cheese i get that grocery popping you know grandma it's time to put in a home no i didn't [Laughter] what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] oh god there's literally gifts on tick tock would do exactly what they're describing yeah well isn't it so great that i don't [ __ ] use tick tock okay moving on rick and morty hey mortys look at this [Music] i guess they really are tetris games or whatever all right okay i would rather be playing tetris 99 i completely forgot about that game honestly [Music] hey look at that puyo puyo for oh guys this is basically 130 dollars i should switch out to american currency but oh my god holy [ __ ] why is this so expensive is this the most rare game on earth what's going on oh look at that this is the sega aegis collection this is the the simple stuff on playstation okay well uh this music is a little too intense it's like there's nothing going on and it's like mario and luigi's superstar soccer music is just going hammer relax a little bit it drags a little bit um sims by music not the sims music makes me like uh farty in the head so i'm gonna gran turismo 3 music because i feel like getting a little jazzy [Music] okay one minute of tetris is like meditation no it's not it's like the opposite it makes me stressed out okay i love tetris [Music] okay okay it's summertime it is summertime it's very hot here by the way it's it's been like 33 celsius here so uh you know this is the kind of [ __ ] uh patrick bateman would have in his apartment this is a complete psychopath [Music] sigma male 1 bed set okay okay new word new word everybody it was 45 degrees in japan oh [ __ ] off that is awful sigma okay let's let's see what [ __ ] they have here now uh sigma just gives me a bunch of cameras honestly that it doesn't detect any melody on it it's literally just this over and over again you know uh hot sauce maybe maybe they might have some like crazy hot sauces i think okay okay here we go hot sauce uh if it's not spicy then i'm not eating it i put hot sauce on my hot sauce okay oh aren't these the most adorable little balls you've ever seen look at these yeah i'm on that diet you know you know the one where i'm just everything is mini so i can enjoy everything perfect it's like just uh one bite uh right what do you mean seaman it's even squeezebug that's a rather unfortunate name i don't know right cream salad dressing right semen i'm sorry sim 1 it's like demon semen but not semen [Music] okay go back joel what are you talking about [Music] what are you talking about uh oreo soy sauce honey cream ketchup salad dressing fuel consumption time to drink that gasoline fuel consumption it's like [ __ ] bloodlust for robots yeah yeah what the [ __ ] all right would you like some fuel with your spaghetti yeah yeah guys is this why gas prices have gone up because people keep putting it in their semen bottles you know time to eat that spaghetti the [ __ ] man okay that's insect proof okay clear scale of precise control of dosage interesting squeeze bottle huh that's that's that's very strange semen [Laughter] somebody said new meaning for eating at a gas station i do not understand your joke okay stop it it's never spicy enough for me yeah but you get you get old enough and you'll realize that your butthole isn't forever all right eventually you'll be like you know what it's starting to hurt you know okay i love sriracha i'm kind of over with sriracha by the way uh like when i was younger i thought sriracha was the greatest now i'm a little on the fence about it like i just kind of stopped putting on everything because it's exciting for a new flavor when you're trying it for the first time and you're like oh this is great and now i'm just like dude i'd rather have it like be like a hot chili sauce like a sour sweet you know i don't know it's good but i just don't put on everything anymore you know uh what's this the general's hot sauce dead red okay uh that's pretty cool actually it's a grenade [Music] cement grenade no stop it okay what else do we have here uh okay tasty mustard that's honey uh dad is my name hot sauces are my game divorced i am okay uh i see this i kind of want these food bottles myself because uh i see them at food trucks and i'm like maybe they taste better if you put them in one of these i'm not sure they're always so cool man you know it's awesome i had i had a because we had this last day with the food truck by the way i may or may not make it tonight but um i was there yesterday too but there's a woman from congo who has a food truck in in town right now and uh it's so awesome it's so awesome i uh she makes these samosas and these like chicken wings for the salad and she introduced me to a like a malt drink that's non-alcoholic from ghana have you ever had something called like guinness malt or something like that it's a it's a little syrupy flavor but it's carbonated and i don't know what it is but it's it's very very good uh but it isn't like a beer either it's i don't know it's it's you know someone said are you gonna get some more food she also she also taught me how to say thank you in uh i said congolese i think what was it or whatever it was he was real super awesome lady but it sucks because he's only here in town um congolese yeah she's only here in town until like tonight and then she like she won't do it anymore and it's awful man like stay stay [ __ ] you know but uh yeah i love love loved it man because haven't i ever had something samosas man proposed to her you know well i have been i have been like shilling her food truck to other people but go eat there man dude here's the thing i'm kind of like tired of eating thai food and like burgers at the the food stands and here's something i never tried before you know so uh let's see here i love louisiana hot sauce who is this okay chad who is this bts do we still have bts emotion chat guys get your get your k-pop emotes out here huh let's get a little gangnam going you know what i mean that's germa that is term isn't it okay i ain't afraid of no saucer all right i put hot sauce on my hot sauce why is bts the same as like you know hot sauce milk okay uh i put ketchup on my ketchup hmm spicy organic barbecue hot sauce emergency dia911 okay uh i kinda like some of these actually sort of uh [Music] i'm a taco but what i'm taco existential you know what i want the garfield gamer hat and i want this as a shirt then i want to walk around like i'm a complete nut case [Laughter] meet me on saturn okay eat sleep tacos repeat right okay yeah well uh new uh look at that straight up tabasco for fifty dollars everybody this this tabasco bottle better be as big as the [ __ ] sun what the hell what what the [ __ ] would you ever need like a hot sauce this big okay dude i don't know what this means on american five ounces is that like like big as a balloon what is that five ounces what is that it's like nothing for fifty dollars is there any like specialty behind this uh yeah i don't know this is literally a short class well [ __ ] off then okay uh okay can i say this once you tried cholula your tabasco goes in the dirt okay cholula is so much better it actually has more of a flavor than that like crap the tabasco is tabasco tastes like hot water you know with a little sourness cholula has like an actual flavor to it you know i don't know why the [ __ ] like tabasco has become the hot sauce it's not a great hot sauce i don't know how i don't know anyway guys new word morbius okay let let's see if they have any morbius i doubt it i oh no oh [ __ ] they do have morbius on wish and they have a lot of it okay morbius you got this one you got this one this may or may not be fan art that they stole that that looks goof city population you what the [ __ ] it that that's not what it looks like that's just like dracula what the hell [Laughter] that's from the comics okay okay more abuse okay dude i should put some hot sauce all on my shirt to me like yeah he was hungry okay well there is more morbia stuff on here surprisingly morby is the living vampire it looks like an 80s metal uh cover unintentionally holy [ __ ] i've seen this mask i've seen this this is this guy from italy that does like morbius asmr videos and they're [ __ ] hysterical because he hasn't done his research on what michael morbison's name is and he is going my name i am hideous look at my [ __ ] claws and it goes show it play it [ __ ] sake do you really want me to show that do you really want me to do that you guys you guys okay you got it but no complaining okay no goddamn complaint i don't want to see anybody go like joel joel make the video stop we regret we regret asking for this okay okay now you've done it you've done it you're gonna get exactly what you [ __ ] asked for okay okay your name is michael morbis no no you're not name is not john morbius your name is michael morbius okay [Music] yes [Laughter] this goes off for about 35 minutes it's it's his brother no that that would be uh doctor who okay sorry doesn't say have sex you know but i don't know maybe they didn't watch a movie okay my god this goes on okay this end yep oh goodnight morbius night good night bye bye don't scare me no jump scare go away well grassy as morbius i'm a little i'm a little multilingual too you know wrong language joey really okay he does speak english in the video but it's like in between the italian you're supposed to be okay i've had enough i've had enough at some point in one point in this video he goes i am hideous i am more ps i don't know where it is but check it out check him out check this channel out uh his name is jan art asmr great channel you know uh i hang on joe did you hear about how they watched they were watching morbius a smart italian senate i did see that i did see that yeah that's right stop it okay there we go joey did you know well did you know another thing guys did you know this john spiderman it was him all alone okay okay what the [ __ ] i own spiderman real what the phones okay anyway back to this morbius i am hideous i am spiderman i am your morpheus i said i'm done okay anyway uh here we go i think the mask was this one was actually different from the asmr guy i'm not sure uh but hey you know what why not halloween's coming up this year you know maybe not now but who's gonna was morbius guys who's gonna go with morbius i'd love to think it was more obviously here we go once the [ __ ] once michael morbius was a bloodsucking nightmast the curse of the living vampire okay okay [Laughter] [ __ ] the [ __ ] shirt [Laughter] it looks so grumpy okay that's amazing wait what the [ __ ] is this like crap no wait what this is a ah you can get high off that more more blood this is the more bong everybody this is the more bong this is what michael michael john spiderman morbius was smoking when he was getting those powers you know what i mean gotta get it it's how he injects the blood okay why is what freaking word didn't work [Laughter] yeah yeah that's him yeah we got him okay yes no that was a different thing that's a different thing [Laughter] [ __ ] okay i kind of feed him a taco or something you know you know um he's hungry here morbid this isn't from the comics unquenchable hungerhead doomfont by the way well here's all the morbius turrets okay uh morphs okay gray okay that looks [ __ ] that looks [ __ ] that's like jared leto's superimposed but badly he's going he's got like he's got like [ __ ] uh what do i always mean about with the ice you know the the butthole eyes uh who am i thinking of [ __ ] uh who am i thinking of steve buscemi yes steve buscemi eyes i mean that's it look stephen shemia is on on jared leto that's it okay i'm gonna come i want to compare i want to compare how accurate i am to this jared leto morbius yeah steve buscemi eyes mm-hmm it's a little bit more bluish but uh no no that'll do that'll do that'll do okay here we go oh no you know who i've accidentally made you know who the [ __ ] this is you know who the [ __ ] i've accidentally got there made ringo starr what the [ __ ] ring orbis please see my movie it's really good well everybody uh i'm gonna say let's get these mutants off the screen [ __ ] [Laughter] why'd you be the squirrel you mean this guy what's his name [Music] scratch or sin the [ __ ] what are you talking about now you're talking about sid from my god uh ice age this guy now do this now do this no this this won't fit this won't fit at all the [ __ ] off [Laughter] this is a [ __ ] hammerhead shark [ __ ] off the same goddamn thing can i maybe fix the ice a little bit like can i okay dude that that's just that's just brothers holy [ __ ] balls that's awful that is the most awful thing that is the most awful [ __ ] thing okay okay moving on moving on everybody but wait i can't get it smaller damn it well if i condense it down okay if i if i do this i can't wait there he is i mean that's like you know i think i think that looks good i think that looks really good that's john spider-man right okay enough okay back to this uh the brain of morbius don't don't spoil the sequel okay morbius because they're using comic book style morbius that's you know since the 80s or whatever 70s no i think it was done in the 80s i'm not sure but anyway they're using that with the font of the movie so they're like mashing two universes together you know the adventure of sonic the hedgehog more bongs okay yeah who's that [Laughter] i want to have this i have this above my bed more obvious whip work in progress okay okay oh see i'm an artist i know what i'm doing i will get the i will get that i would do that someone said a [ __ ] up dog okay that kind of kind of has to vibe a little bit a little bit like that yeah yeah it's true a [ __ ] up dog [Laughter] okay yeah somebody said the good the best thing about the morbius memes is that it'll never faint obscurity right i love that i love that because it's like they're not gonna release the movie again obviously but what i love about it is that they even thought in the first place that they could rely on memers to like actually sell a product i don't know i i thought it was very funny i got my morbius socks on why did the chicken cross the mobius strip to get to the other side to get to the same side oh oh okay yeah i'm a kind of a science nerd you know someone said he looks like frodo stop making mutants no nervius okay uh well i think i've seen all the mobius stuff they have death and a bunch of drug drug stuff you know uh but hey you know what more power to you search for clown clown when we search for clown dear fox skelethor viewers and fecal funny enjoyers it's time to clown it up yes okay um a lot of icp stuff but you know i i think you have to be either or i'm you know if you're christian then you're juggalo i feel the conflict a little bit hmm do you think [Music] dear fox skillethor viewers i would like to inquire question do you think that jesus was a juggaloo absolutely yes okay i'm a juggalo you know i i uh you know jesus christ so quiet and suddenly i get blasted in the ass by you know gran turismo okay found my stream stream hat [Music] okay oh these are the the races you went okay this is like this is just like random stimpy's chase music guys i think it will be epic if um jared leto joker could i think if they had a fight i think that would be [ __ ] epic i think if a acculate phoenix and uh dorito joker could have a hot balloon fight it would be really good [Laughter] okay okay let's see what else we have uh how many albums does insane clown posse have i mean i trust me i'm a juggalo but sometimes i lose track but uh at least a hundred okay what the [ __ ] germa ring germa ring that's right that's right chet see what else we got here we have uh [Laughter] well well now [Laughter] maybe maybe not weird then in public what i mean size three four years like for children you want your child to wear this assert dominance at the daycare all right super duper goddamn mario look at this ah now weak up tomorrow style well we have that and daniel plan jared leto needs braces okay i don't know about you guys but joker is looking a little sassy yeah i'm just saying i'm just saying looking little sus you know someone said there's a jesus joker shirt there's not that's [ __ ] that's that's [ __ ] up [Laughter] nope nope no [Laughter] dental plan okay hmm i think this artwork is stolen guys i don't know okay that's let's see what else we have here we have uh i have a bunch of stuff but uh oh i need a pair of sunglasses actually i didn't i didn't know they made [ __ ] like masks off the the youtube support team that's so cool [Music] what is with what is with joker like getting so meaned like i i don't know what is up with it like what started this whole thing gamers relate to him well because he's a [ __ ] clown yeah actually yes okay that makes sense okay yeah i tried watching uh the lego batman movie just a little bit and i i couldn't finish it i i watched a little bit of lego movie but the lego batman movie like yeah i i don't know yes i mean good but just i didn't finish it i'm just like oh you stopped for me i don't know you know i gotta say i feel this shirt it's a line you know it's not it's not too off from what i'm searching here there's like a fred fuckstone moment hey it's a guy from boston here first of all [ __ ] your mama [ __ ] your sister [ __ ] your grandma and most of all [ __ ] you can i get this on a bed sheet nope okay well well guys new word we've done we've done we've done the joke a bit now it's time to move on [Music] uh gaming pc gaming pc all right here we go we got something good here we got a controller we have a little one of those things i feel i'm about to hit like drug uh drug stuff almost instantly the more i search for this because i don't know what it's with like gamers and like doing drugs i don't know why they [ __ ] collide with each other uh oh look at this streaming [ __ ] look at this we got that blue yeti [Music] why am i looking at this image i think it's funny [Music] uh well-rounded sound and smooth smoother tone headphone volume no latency monitoring really usb-c [ __ ] really a ju adjustable desk desktop desk [Music] desktop right [Music] configure your speed digital output easy connection to computer phone work okay the english is falling apart a little bit but that's fine so you could record your desk ants okay uh she's happy live show this type of live microphone is a applic app apple cable to a wide range of applications video chat okay honey here's this video called girls one cop really live show you want to use this game here's this game called gary's mod this is just on the day that i go to see i'm going to show you video games okay hmm well really english here is not apple cable at all online course office meeting okay oh it feels very out of place but i guess it's functionable but do you should review this microphone i can do that right now in fact ready ready for it turn down your volume turn on your volume [Music] turn it down turn it down give me a warning oh is um [Music] okay you get the point okay yeah can you repeat that i wasn't listening only if you can translate what this means now average csgo voice chat now average average cs go voice chat is more so people like playing their rap music or techno into the microphone so everybody has to hear it i love i love making people listen to your music taste it's really awesome that's call of duty joke webcam hd texture software you can communicate with french fan family okay okay well that makes sense but yes okay what else do we have here we have ah look at this i've yet to show that on stream because like this one psp thing has really weird codec stuff in it where like i would love to stream a little bit of it but the problem is it doesn't like any capture cards it's super weird uh so i might have to just do old school style and like put an actual video recorder on the goddamn screen which is going to be the most awful stream ever but it's very very hard to do stupid it's very stupid anyway uh hey look at that okay rgb led gaming keyboard maybe because i'm not a lady i will never understand this but if this keyboard was white and i was using it this whole thing will be brown in about 10 minutes okay it was so much like soup and gunk on it that like dude how the [ __ ] it okay well is this is this it can like apply like eye shadow and [ __ ] is this little screen okay breathing lamp effect adjustment light on breathing light mode interesting multimedia but on a metal panel high endurance button usb interface okay two color injection oh you can get you know okay gaming keyboard wired usb okay well i mean i mean mouse can erase tuning tuning okay [Music] ergonomic key layout comfort silence ergonomic stream like key light to adapt to the human hand keyboard movement arc feel comfortable okay well i'm glad they're not making it for like raccoons effectively support the magnet holding pad of the handsen's force point wrist support point oh this is for like mouse arm or whatever you call it right floating too cold injection keypad does not fade game style of a lev levitt levitation with floating keycap uses two color injection keycap okay uh magnetic absorbent hand rest is comfortable and easy to remove that sounds like you're you're like decapitating my hand use rare earth materials nd feb large suction magnet magnetic magnet adhesive stronger adsorption okay now now to now we're getting weird okay large suction does not fall off easily they're getting a little rinky rare earth minerals isn't that what they used in like the marvel movies to like capture captain america's uh like power or is that black panther or who who who's the one who like did got like the uh advanced centennium what was it called uh [Music] uh what the [ __ ] was it called kryptonite no it's like i have maintained him was like wolverine no uh [ __ ] it i don't know vibranium that's what it was yes rare earth minerals [Music] okay i know at least somebody's just gonna look at this and be like you know that doesn't look too bad okay uh different games can also be controlled oh really control a variety of games with strength responsive stable and comfortable you can play five games with this you can play player player unknowns battlegrounds you can play whatever that is you can play overwatch and then you can play master miller's funky golf quest and then you can play anime okay there we go you can play esport games dormitory game or it feels metal gear texture backlight wheel ford non-slip texture flank cool backlit logo that's a feature everybody water cooling concept water cooling concepts if you put water in my mouth it's not gonna work buddy okay we're reselling where are we selling oh you get a mouse and a keyboard okay okay i see interesting interesting hey you can't show that okay uh what else do we have you have colorful life make the desktop colorful guys when do you think the rgb style trend is going to die out because i feel i mean sure they can't be forever right it's just everything is rgb right now every [ __ ] everything is rgb i don't know dude when people get like their entire apartments looking rgb style you know it's like their headphones their [ __ ] chairs their desks i mean i'm not trying to try to hate yo but i'm just saying like if i want to be taken serious as a gamer i would have gone with a minimalistic kind of sleek white like design or like a complete gray or whatever i feel like when everything is like a strobe rgb rainbow for me that means i'm a clown [Music] i'm sorry i'm sorry as soon as i say that everybody's like rgb lights turn red it's like you know mood rings red angry okay lenovo okay okay what else we have here cooler master oh look at the desk elegant singing song chatting hd sound or game strong compatibility windows 7 8 or 10 mac os or playstation 4 ah desktop microphone microphone usb microphone ah it is in german i think anti-slip okay crystal clear recording okay okay right right back right right it's very cheap though so i i wouldn't buy this but i mean listen uh if you want to record the clickety clack of your uh microsoft air traffic controller uh thing then go ahead you know it's you know i'm just saying buy that man okay they don't sell whole computers on wish do they i think maybe oh raspberry pi's okay [Music] well so far mechanical keyboard for games i again i i don't have any problems with wish it's it's when they get into electronics it gets bad i mean if you buy again i've said this about a million times you get like a wooden spoon or like a whatever then go ahead you know but it's it's this [ __ ] and it's gonna be very very bad speaking of among us led mouse pad rgb rug mouse mat laptop mini pc gaming okay well uh wait rgb on the sides i mean it's all right can i get it in like we've seen the beds already that has it so you know not too bad what in the [ __ ] remote bluetooth controller you're gonna do do do you do realize you can just like hook any playstation controller up to your [ __ ] phone this is gonna be worse than actually is using your fingers i think this is like a joy con but like it ate eight raw uranium you're like what the [ __ ] okay a joey con okay oh look at this boots like pokemon cards what is that what the [ __ ] what is this sniper rifle pens i gotta file my taxes let me get my gun all right [Laughter] [Music] i kinda i kinda like it i kind of like it actually what the hell let's read the reviews uh cute pants make great gifts my son loved them right past the work okay not as realistic looking as it portrayed is anybody to say like it doesn't work it doesn't shoot cute little rifles containing a pen refill but does not function as a pen well it's the opposite here everybody okay um looking all right broken pants came broken missing the scope it was broken okay received the wrong color came broken okay was broken backpacks you will not order from them again but just throw them i can't gift a broken item for christmas for christmas dude oh that sucks man that that's really awful you know very fragile i was very disappointed uh okay one pen was complete okay okay well uh new word everybody we've been on this uh business board for a very long time gaming pc let's get a new one gamepad excellent let's see what we get there we go we have a lot of these see that's what i use for your phone placing t controller all right all right wireless controller blue blue bluetooth bluetooth wireless controller that's the cutest way okay okay two color options black or blue with 3d accelerometer and gyro okay okay so they've already made fake plays in the fight button uh controllers of course they've done see spell it right here i don't know why bluetooth has become a thing right okay well what about like yeah they forgot rgb display what the [ __ ] does that mean okay well i i mean i i suppose not too bad it's live with 2d what the hell is this style a see i'm so like behind in terms of technology that i'm like i'm i cannot [ __ ] believe you can play [ __ ] like this on your phone cause like phone games for me is like pop the balloon or like click the guy to make him say yippy you know that's that's phone games for me okay what else we have here prevent overheating a phone we're taking off boys okay it's an update play with four fingers okay cooling fan quad get powerful built-in cooling fan plug against emergency okay so don't worry you have an extra little battery okay that's kind of cool you know but you know this reminds me of when the 360 had a solution to the red ring of death i'm sure you guys know what i'm talking about in fact i'm gonna probably look it up so you can see what i mean here 360 cooling cooling if we can find if they still have like proof of it yeah here we go do you remember these these were the biggest [ __ ] scams on the goddamn planet uh you could buy these to prevent the red ring of death from happening and it would cool in the 360. this literally contributed to the problem and they had to take them off the market it's like they did no market research they didn't know [ __ ] facility testing at all get them out do it now and they like legitimately did not work they actually [ __ ] your [ __ ] you know uh i think one of the funniest things about it was the fact that the get this i'm not kidding the fans were spinning the wrong way the [ __ ] fans were spinning the wrong way so uh there we go uh they were pushing hot air back into the consoles yes yes and i remember i wanted to get one of these because i thought i thought like oh this is a great solution to this whole thing but they were like actual they weren't like scams there was like a complete dangerous product that they sold and uh but they were a real thing and they uh they were being sold back in the day i did not exist anymore because obviously you know but uh yeah that's a little bit of a history for you but uh yeah i think that's some [ __ ] i didn't use them for long but i had them one thing i don't know if it worked or not was one of those like do you remember the the disc repairs you know where there was like this these two spinning little wheels and you smear this like stuff on the back your disc to fix the repairs uh do you know what i'm talking about too those worked those worked for you guys it [ __ ] worked for me but sometimes placebo i guess my dad had one of those okay [Music] okay uh what else do we have here okay [ __ ] og i will probably get one of these uh do you guys remember many many years ago when i had a red red place in through bootleg controller [ __ ] awesome man i love these in fact i'm gonna say that the playstation 2 dual shock is the best controller of all time like sony can experiment and make you know four and five but listen that dual shock is the controller alright and if it's transparent and blue it's even better okay that's what i'm talking about man his d-pad is a little little rough at times but it's no problem uh yes here we go again 4k 4k 8-bit [ __ ] all right no repeated more hd more fun we're upscaling those 8-bit graphics boys 4k pixels extra 360 controller new there was a lot of fake controllers for the 360 bit in this heyday too they were like selling i think yeah this is that's what they look like this right here they took away the xbox button and just made this like generic ball exactly what they were and they came apart because they were plastic pieces of [ __ ] okay uh oh my god new 3d uh sound quality the key technology the ability of feeling the direction based on the sun will make you a master a masturbator sorry [Music] okay e imax exclusive cinema 360 decent feeling of sitting in front of exclusive giant screen cinema adjustable seats brightness and field angle allow a better viewing experience for three these are thirty dollars it's yeah touch future really no double adjustment of pupil distance super wide fov completely immersive easy to put on within three seconds inspired by fibonacci gold spiral then guys i do believe this is a dragon ball z reference can we put on within three seconds okay what why the [ __ ] would you have the the spiral they just drew a spiral that's that's incidental what the [ __ ] it the golden ratio has nothing to do with this what are you talking about this is free dude you you just took up xsplit and did this you guys are clowns i think i literally have the same thing look look i can just do like this [Music] yeah my name is cook suckum and it's time to i don't think i can chew with my goddamn teeth but it's time to suck [ __ ] uh what the hell what have you done you know [Laughter] all right cocksuckem okay weird uh travel without leaving home the end of the world play with the world what what okay are you meaning are you meaning that i'm not gonna travel it's expensive i'm gonna strap on these goggles and pretend i'm on like hawaii or are you saying the world is ending in a fiery place everything is a fire outside i'm going to sit inside and be like all right it's time to enjoy that anime the end of the world you can go landmark skydiving or as yeah i don't know but that is the mysterious universe okay this is this is insane virtual and reality the duality man the duality okay here we go indicate switch function button okay okay any it need two aaa batteries the batteries are not included in the package but uh hip-hop man my name is the package [Laughter] okay uh interesting hmm only vr gamepad okay no remote controlled wow okay that's a little cheap but you know hmm well let's keep on going here make the game easy as some wii stuff okay okay so for oh look at look at these little switch replacements fight gameplay but wait the these aren't for switch what is this streamline design more comfortable holding fell applying for a long time will not be tired weight is lighter than the official one really eight meters wireless distance it looks sort of okay but they they have a really weird design to them but you know yeah nah see the thing is i'm so disappointed with the actual joy cons because they have drift issues all the time that i'm willing to almost say that if you get these from wish you're probably ending up with something that is of equal quality you know i hate to say it but controller wireless contra okay wii controller wireless headphone uh right right right stretchable gamepad okay uh gone god simulate real shoot feel damn dude spring stretch clamp can be stretched left and right universal for phones okay lying down shoot probe backpack aim jump squat ergonomic grip just fit the palm of your hand not tired for a long time side hollow designer okay pubg controller now i'm gonna go on on a on a crazy you know thing but i know pubg was very popular in china which ships its products a lot from china uh and i think this is literally advertised into a chinese market saying like hey dumb [ __ ] you can't play pubg on this you know is it still popular is still pubg still popular in in china it's huge in china and india i haven't played pubg in a very long time do you remember do you remember when pubg like was super popular and it was relatively ish new it was the it was the most like non uh optimized game ever it was so [ __ ] bad to play you could have a monster pc and it would still lag so what people did they got a separate pc just for streaming it just capturing the video from another computer and then streamed it on another pc just to make it even compatible to be shown it's a bad time man okay no longer rubbing the screen okay wait wait wait i just realized look look do you have [ __ ] [Laughter] you hold down the trigger to like shoot on these all right cool but imagine playing like hello kitty with this [ __ ] too i'm gonna do that uh super console x pro 50 000 games okay watch global tv for free this is a super nintendo what are you talking about okay android 7.1 game system just plug and play lots of retro games to play okay psp plays in one n64 interesting uh hmm supportment 20 local language is switching right mini size best choice and more games more fun these people these people aren't ecstasy look at their faces okay they don't even see a video game screen they're looking into the face of god and it's weeping so happy okay uh buy it it's a little expensive you know how much is this this is 150 dollars is it 100 more actually i think uh so it's a little stinking there's a price you know i i would do it but bring you endless joy holy [ __ ] look at this 401 wire game joystick playstation 3 series pc double play mode by connecting two joy sticks okay more suitable for any unilateral rocker control games what are you trying to say here mario series and street fighter 2 okay battery free complete okay support turbo mode okay this cannot this cannot be [ __ ] good because no adapter huh uh interesting i mean it might not be that but it doesn't have micro you know switches or anything like that this must be like i mean maybe i don't know it could be okay i'm not sure actually but uh okay okay well we've seen some game pads here and uh you know they're not they're not the worst i've seen uh i mean they're obviously like fake but i'm sure i mean if they cost uh less than like ten dollars and you need something desperate for your phone to hold and play it getting away with this wait what the [ __ ] oh i thought it was a game boy for eight dollars you know uh oh my god that do you do you remember do you remember do you remember the playstation 3 uh banana boomerang controller the silver one that's what this is okay joel go up you missed something what what i missed what do you see that i don't see here gun gun there's a gun this this right here a mouse gun what the [ __ ] uh it clamped tightly not loose but it's just this just like trigger things now go up more okay okay what is it that you guys have seen that i don't am i still missing it more up more up oh holy [ __ ] okay dude let me tell you something let me tell you something you play any game with this your goddamn dante okay dude that is that is kind of [ __ ] sick honestly dude honestly dude that that's awesome okay that that's that's sick i actually legitimately look it's it's just it's just ten dollars okay this is the kind of [ __ ] on wish that i'd be like you know maybe if this cost like you know sixty three thousand dollars i've been like man [ __ ] but uh it's pretty good someone said it's just a piece of plastic yeah but it's always like video game controls anyway you know um could you could you imagine playing animal crossing you're going around and about just going shut up okay say goodnight isabella hey another one i think sort of okay that wait you did you did you color a playstation 2 controller with red and blue to be like no no it is this is a [ __ ] 2005 design of it that's mad cats okay you you guys are silly you guys are being real [ __ ] silly now okay no no no no no no no [Applause] that's that got it you that you have no shame you have no shame bless bless these people that it man i think i've had these this controller in actual real life this d-pad is as bad as you think it is okay when d-pad stop being d-pad and then like bad controller d-pads oh man oh my god my god let's all buy it let's all buy it everybody just begin level up game all day uh okay okay okay okay hear me out hear me out hear me out hear me out now let's let's let's let's look at this from a different perspective let's play devil's advocate if you have like a five-year-old nephew or something like that and they have a race car bed this is fine okay but listen if you have if you're paying off a mortgage or something and you're wearing if you haven't go into this bed and it looks like this uh you're succeeding in life congratulations spare some [ __ ] for the rest of us okay what is this update version clown text okay game on it's your birthday this i'm five i'm three i'm one a little baby baby gamer okay uh you know what's crazy by the way uh friend is turning three years old could you believe that isn't that [ __ ] up three years old he's grown up so quick yeah there we go big boy yeah okay well we've seen some crazy controllers here but uh yeah they're pretty pretty uh actually i would probably buy this for real honestly i i i need some sort of switch switch hdmi thing here and uh you know i these aren't bad but they usually need power or else they [ __ ] up you know all right guys let's do one more word for tonight because it's getting a little late playstation 5 well i'll be damned it's not really well uh playstation 5 here is shop playstation all right let's do this instead do do you guys have any idea how much this in listen do you know what i'm gonna i'm gonna make a switch real quick i'm gonna put this to so i have american money because you need to see this because this this is ridiculous okay ladies and [ __ ] gentlemen a playstation 5 controller for 306 goddamn dollars uh what do you live in brazil what the hell wow this is it's saying comes in two pieces but i i don't know about that i don't know about that i won't trust this on wish says it's one but i don't know let's see if they have the actual control and console on here where this is the actual console hundred and seventy five remember when the uh playtime three got [ __ ] on because of the you know 599 us dollars you know uh i didn't receive a tracking number don't helen helen do don't put that out into the world dude just because you show everybody doesn't mean that you can't eat it faster okay now now we know where you are dude helen no [ __ ] no helen no had scrapes and scratches on it oh helen why why why why why why if you google that that it's probably in the bottom of like it's probably in like papua new guinea or something you know just turn out there okay let's see what else we have here spider-man those prices man okay at that a little little place in one uh thing okay okay can you this sucks you can't sort by prices on wish by the way because i think they know what's up is this a it's a magic gate okay these these are awesome because again that's how you like flash your play team too and you can play emulators on it and [ __ ] but you know uh let's see what else we have here daily login bonus i i i don't care okay okay here we go uh why are we on rings now uh playstation [ __ ] off [Laughter] what what okay 10 reviews just like the picture i love it nice my son liked it ah here you go here you go little johnny okay it's a little snug but my husband has gained a few pounds since we married it but is this what you want to give to your husband if it's like here you go honey you're fat as [ __ ] [ __ ] off it's like he [ __ ] off okay what else do we have here uh what the hell wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait slow down this is a lord of the rings ring with a harry potter font [Laughter] yeah yeah same thing right same thing that's awesome what are people saying beautiful finish well made love it can't read any words james you [ __ ] of a person okay what james what the [ __ ] did james think this was like cursive [ __ ] thing it ain't american he's an american what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] this [ __ ] [Laughter] can't read any words okay let's let's see uh uh swedish person that's funny andreas it says it didn't turn me invisible but it was pretty nice anyways [Laughter] okay that's okay that's good that's good andreas you're too real for this [ __ ] man you're you're in a swamp of bots and like algorithmic fake people how the [ __ ] did you end up here and andreas get the [ __ ] out of here let's see let's see what what james said earlier let's let's check his profile and see what else is he bought uh let's see what james has to say did he buy anything else james has not bought anything yes oh oh oh jesus oh jesus oh jesus oh no oh no oh yes oh yes [Laughter] uh yes i buy knives [Laughter] no no it is from me wife christine no no i do not use this penis pump [Laughter] [Music] it's honestly not mine i swear to god okay i'm gonna click on it and see what we get what else has he bought okay okay okay okay okay this this is hysterical okay um do you want to see what the [ __ ] his interests are he's into pianist pumps skull rings a lot of skull rings you know and then he's into skull and waterfall landscape paintings this guy this guy surrounds himself in a skull apartment with a bunch of rings and then he goes goes to town on that pianist pumper you missed something joey oh yeah what i miss a little sex statues i think i think james here is a little ah [Music] yeah i clicked on it i clicked on it oh [Laughter] sorry christine's okay i'm gonna end the stream with this with this statement okay [Music] okay do you want your penis get bigger and harder [Music] [Laughter] everybody uh always fun to do this fun stream everybody i'm gonna do more wish eventually but it's always fun to go and do some more wish dumpster diving it's always a treat uh wow what what a ride what a ride but anyway guys that's gonna be it for uh the wish stuff as i said thank you for enjoying the uh the aai [ __ ] earlier shame that song is forever lost now but you know it is what it is i'll make something out of it at least but yes thank you so much for watching everybody i'm gonna go do the art now so sit tight and more stuff coming up don't go nowhere

Channel: Vargskelethor Uncut: Full Joel Streams

Views: 79,349

Keywords: vinesauce, joel, full, stream, unedited, playthrough, part, vargskelethor, wish, dumpster, diving, nintendo, switch, morbius, joker, shirt, trash, garbage, guitar, amp, worst, shop, shopping, pump, wife, eyes, buschemi

Id: KaDJt3OVmkM

Length: 139min 32sec (8372 seconds)

Published: Tue Jul 12 2022